/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm already up over 34% from investing in ARKG to capitalize on the creation of genetically engineered catboys.

GME went up only because of speculation, right? so the pice will eventually go down to sub-10. When should i start putting puts on GME?

Assuming this is the chinese century. What goes up in price? Energy I guess as we'll be climate accorded

>>26272140
Anyone Buying CRSPR these days or do people not believe in genetic engineering.

>>26272186
what are the best few stocks in arkg

TQQQ splitting 2:1. I don't think we're going to hit $200 but what a fucking ride. See you at the yacht club in 10 years.

>down 5%

Fuck do I buy BB calls now???

Apple bros wtf I thought we were fighting capitalism and racism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeEERdbfH0c

>>26272237
I'm buying tomorrow.

>>26272112
I exclusively gamble on WKHS weeklys while sitting on a silicon dildo in the theme of Snips from MLP's thick horsecock and I have 400%'d my portfolio since September. My best trades are usually in my Clop Costumes where I have a Snips themeed buttplug on too.

You guys said to buy BILI to make anime real again. Did you lie to me?

I HATE MY BOOMER PORTFOLIO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>GHIV

>>26272195
After eight months, this anon still doesn't understand the coom. We have succeeded for ourselves, but we have failed in our duty to inform.

Why should I buy Rolls Royce

Why does it keep getting shilled

>>26272237
When will SOXL split? I want to buy some up but $600+ share just means its at ATH and needs a corection and split soon

>>26272140
BABA go BOOM

time to short the market

which SPAC will pump after hours?

Nothing is stopping EHang right now! The best performing stock on this board.....

>>26272195
Will the Citron livestream really be what kills wsb? I want to buy puts as well, $40 seems too high for gamestop of all places

>buy a shit ton of cheap garbage bin chinese stocks a month after biden wins the election
>they all pump super hard today

Haha thank you Biden!

Sorry God, see ya later Yahweh, bye Allah, I worship Airlines now

did anyone else notice biden filling the government with jews? surely nothing bad can come of this

Ugh, I’m getting butt fucked today, biz. I made $1100 yesterday an am on track to lose $500 today

>>26272310
Yeah. Life looks rough for you

So is 100k the cutoff for being a poorfag at this point?

I remember when $10,000 sounded like an unreal amount of money

ETF Chads

>>26272353
Citron has literally nothing, that's why they postponed.
>haha we forgot the inauguration was tomorrow oops :^)
Do you really believe that?

i want to get in ABML but my funds wont clear :( so much unrealized gain today, i hope it corrects tomorrow

I’ve been shilling UAVS for you frens before I bring it to r/wsb. It’s still not too late. This is the american drone company that Amazon is partnered with to develop their drone delivery systems. UAVS is literally never coming back down from here, get in now.

>/pol/ now talking about Trump as the real "shadow government" that will need to fight a "shadow deep state"
/pol/ schizo levels are like TSLA at this point.
>>26272195
>OOG see stock go up
>OOG: "Maybe stock go down now?"
This isn't crypto.

>>26272328
im gonna be honest with you anon, i hold around 1.5k shares of this shit uk stock and I wish i held allocated that money to literally any other play I was eyeing but i know as soon as i sell this shit show its gonna moon

>>26272373
Beats me. Inflation is a real concern

>>26272361
>biden filling the government
You really think the man is coherent enough to pick gov positions much less the same the socks to wear?

>>26272325
The Gamestop of eight months ago and the gamestop of today are the exact same company only difference is muh Cohen and the fact that it was a console release year. The fundamentals and the short and long term liabilities are still there.

>>26272140
What a nice edition. I have a large Ganesha collection.

>>26272353
WSB is declaring war on Citron. Wouldn't be surprised if they do something like Ddos their servers

Stay in GHIV or exit? It's kinda fucking me a bit

>>26272297
Hunter is such a Chad
I don’t even like feet

>>26272345
DMYD

>>26272220
Just because we're all gonna give our children (including girls) 12" dicks doesn't mean you're gonna make money from it.

>>26272388
It will shake out enough paperhands to have a domino effect

>>26272393
I bought it at 12. Thanks for the shill

>Whats an economy???
>I thought COVID was solved?
>What do you mean jobs? Lots of jobs in China.
>We arent forgiving student loans or defunding police.
>Yes, just hand the money over to my son when he arrives.
>The time for unity is now!

AVGR JUST KEEPS GOING UP LADS

>>26272140
>>26272140
Bros I don't think I want to play stocks anymore. At least not for a long while. What are some comfy boomer stocks I can get and just leave untouched for the next 10 years?

>>26272373
Its not 1073 anymore grandpa. Now pull yourself up by the bootstrap and lets beat inflation today.

I always range from $4300-$4400. How the fuck do I make more?

>>26272471
basically any major ETF

is biden actually doing executive orders today or is his "real" first day tomorrow? im sure he needs a long nap. I hate the fucker but im a snoozer just like him so i know how sleepy he must be

>>26272401
Even /x/ isn't as schizo as /pol/ at this point.

>>26272456
>doesn't mean you're gonna make money from it.
What do you mean I'm not going to make money from it
DIS IS ANUDAH SHOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHUT IT DOWN!!!

>>26272401
This isnt a gut instinct thing, literally a combined effort of autist who fucked over hedge funders and started the short squeeze is the only reason. Under the hood gamestop is still a dying company that will inevitably go bankrupt like the many other brick and mortar stores.

>>26272393
aight you say drones and amazon, I'll throw a few bucks in

>>26272359
No RYCEY though, weird.

>>26272531
He already signed in some cabinet members or some shit so I guess that starts tomorrow

>>26272471
TSM and ARKQ, move the ARKQ to ARKX when that fund launches

>>26272471
That's a dude

>>26272467
>Stimulus check?
>Pull yourself up by your dangnabed bootstraps!

>>26272471
GOOG
MSFT
XOM
RDS
WFC
JPM

>>26272373
whats dailiy inflation again 3%?

if you don't make 3% everyday youre ot beating inflayion?

>>26272393
I like that company but EHang is better since they are so far ahead of everyone else by years. EHang has gone through the regulatory hurdles that the other companies haven't yet reached. New conorna virus inTexas isn't good for UAVS. China will help EHang in China before any other company. My two cents.

>>26272393
thx just bought 5k

>>26272471
Index funds. Coke, At&T, XOM, P and G, 3M, phillip Morris, GME.

>>26272586
3% an hour

>>26272433
You gonna make it.

>>26272561
That's what you think

>>26272444
GHIV was never going to happen. Please shut the fuck up about it. WPF is a much better SPAC play but your going to get impatient with it anyway so dont buy it.

Now please. Shut the fuck up.

STOP THE COUNT

HOW DID YOU DO TODAY LADS?

i love when mm's pin the price at the end of the day just to flex on poors trying to play their rigged game

>>26272531
That's why he picked Harris. She was the only one who could replicate his signature 100% all of the time
Now Joe can go relax in his tax-payer funded home and fall asleep to infomercials

>>26272401
>He doesn't make Q bait to become the next Q and string people along
What level is your shitposting even?

>Monday
>42k up
>today at close
>only 33k up
Holy fuck I'm bankrupt soon

>>26272630
my fucking mutual fund had a better day than my stocks

>>26272630
Look at EHang. Drone chad are getting rich!

>>26272627
Okay sir I will buy WPF sir thank you for suggesting the needful

I-I'm... I'm down 4%...including the daily inflation...it's all over, this is the Rapture that Tinny prophesied, he was right this whole time...

>>26272630
first time i've ever stayed above 2k for two consecutive market closes

What is an acceptable gain rate? I started 2.5 months ago and I've doubled my money twice from $10k to $20k the first month and now I'm at $50k. Is this good? I honestly have no idea what I'm doing.

That's it, on Friday I will open up margin trading and go all in on GEVO calls. If I win, sick. If I lose, rope time.

>>26272550
It has nothing to do with AMZN. They fly over weed farms. It's a meme stock. Don't buy.

Terrible day, inflation destroyed me

I can't believe we almost hit 9$ Boqiichads! 29%!

>>26272630
Thanks Obama

Holy fuck OBLN just stop already I get it I should have waited until close

QUANTUMSCAAAAAAAAAAAPE !!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26272433
thank you sir

>>26272393
Fuck I missed it before market closed, will I still be able to buy tomorrow or will it moon by then?

>>26272705
What trades did you make?

Told ya UUUU would close flat again. Same shit every day. It just likes giving me the jitters.

>>26272684
Pray to Ganesha and buy pajeet stocks. This is how you make it.

>>26272705
yeah that's pretty good. you should put 20k in boring retard shit so you still have something when you inevitably get btfo

>>26272630
>Down 3%
Whelp I can't always have green days.

>>26272705
>Based confused anon

Keep having no idea it seems to be working.

>>26272622
I'm sorry I doubted your intelect sir. Have a nice evening.

>>26272630
niggers

does anybody else get more scared seeing that they're down .2% after hours then when they lose hundreds of dollars? or is it just me?

>>26272705
You need to be above 3% a day to beat the current inflation rate. Yellen might increase the daily inflation to 6% with her stupidity. It's going to be a tough year to make money.

another strong day today friends

>>26272764

>>26272801
>he forgot to add the 3% daily inflation in his calculations

I AM FINALLY FUCKING UNBANNED
FUCK YOU JANNIE
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

>>26272776
I just bought low price stocks like BNGO and sold them when they went high. I could have made more if I had picked better, BNGO went up like 20x but I only had 1k in it.

>>26272345
definitely not GHIV

>Not buying PLUG and GEVO right now

>>26272820
I too fear the (((after hours))).

>Last minute orders wouldn't fill
Now there's nothing to look forward to tomorrow :(

>>26272749
>>26272801
>market is bright green
>you niggers are red
Wtf did you do?

>down nearly 5 and a half percent after inflation

FUCK

twitter.com/GameStop/status/1351997696069005312

I'm thinkin it's a green day tomorrow

>>26272854
i like how they dont even quote what post got you banned so you cant even legitimately learn what you did wrong. fucking useless idiots, but hey what do you expect when you dont pay your moderations team

>>26272854
Based.

Today was a day of uncivil rest in my account. Tomorrow needs to be a day of healing

>>26272854
based

>>26272617
I keep Ganeshas so I can make it
>>26272768
No prablem sahib

Up 2%. Didn't beat inflation but I'll take it. SSO and QLD kicked kept me afloat

>>26272852
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>26272862
Why is it down 5 percent?

>>26272811
scoops...

WTF CLF TRANNY?! GIVE ME BACK MY GAINS

>CLF down
Thanks panic sellers. Time to buy

>>26272287
Of course we are. Don't you see Apple supporting BLM? Billion-dollar tech companies are clearly left-wing™ and always stand up for the rights of POC and working people.
Now back to the factory with you, Chang.

This 3% daily inflation meme is the most forced shit you redditors have made yet

I hereby announce jew hours open

>>26272729
sheeit Im in on weed stocks too

>>26272811

dang is it really time for crytpo to sleep for 3 years again?

>>26272393
too stupid to realize that it was a ticker.

>>26272977
checked
Jerome says you get 6% daily inflation now

>>26272979
I will promptly report any jewohurs CRBP activity on here

bros, do you think he held? or did he lose it all?
also, should i bother remaking /ptg/ during non market hours?
>>26272977
t. lost to daily inflation today

>>26272140
Bros did anyone else give up on clf here?

>RBLX, babe, it's gonna be huge.
>Please don't leave me.

EHang is up 133.6% this week so far! It hit 4 billion market cap today. Just starting its road to 50 billion market cap. Get rich anons. Gonna be bigger than NIO!

I LOVE YOU MOMMY CATHIE

>>26272979
Please Mr Shallom Bagelstein, I paid my goyim tax today, have mercy

how do I learn to just buy stocks and forget about them? where do guys put your stop loss auto sale just in case?

>>26273021
no you retard this is literally may-june-july 2017. 6 figures is the minimum target for btc

>>26272733
Aaaaand it hit 9.05

>>26273025
You thought he was talking about unmanned aerial vehicles in general?

>>26273006
ya dickhead post your positions, i wish i started in march mother fucker

2 months in and im still lost

>>26272471
SOXX

>>26272466
>>26272550
>>26272595
Gonna make it

>>26272589
Fuck China

>>26272771
It’s one constant moon mission with no end in sight

>>26272729
That’s how they developed their tech. It’s a working product with real implementation, it doesn’t get any more bullish than that.

>>26273072
I put a stop loss at about $9 above the total amount I invested, that way I have enough profit to order a Dave's Triple combo meal at Wendy's to make me forget about a shit trading day.

>>26272808
No problem. May RYCEY remain spicy

>>26273072
I dont use stop loss

>>26272948
Agreed. I’ve been accumulating shares between 16.50-17.50. I currently have 200 at 17 average, two covered calls and two April calls (19c/20c).

This shit is gonna rip to 25 soon and I’m gonna be here for it this time.

>>26272225
>literally type "ARKG" into google
>click on the arc-funds link
>go to "top 10 holdings"

Nigger.

>>26272331
This whole post is dumb and you should feel bad.

>>26273072
dont use stop losses, just buy and never sell. work a job to get more income to buy more stocks

>>26273072
>how do I learn to just buy stocks and forget about them?
Index funds
>where do guys put your stop loss auto sale just in case?
You don't. When the news starts talking about the stock market outside the business section you check if the indexes are below 200 day averages and sell if they are.

MOLLLLYYYYYYY OF DENALI

>>26272359
I entered a long on jets etf today. Good setup.

>still up 0.5% today after factoring in daily 3% inflation

>>26273194
>never sell

Sergey will rug all of you, you fucking degenerate.

>>26273156
YGMI, this guy knows

Everything is terrible

I’m so alone and I still don’t know how everyone is winnning at stocks but me.

>>26273259
i own VOO, not random shitcoins

>>26272140
first for chubby Jinako

>>26273156
Amen.

Im sorry I ever doubted you UUUU, uranium is forever

>>26273248
Been thinking of this too. Or maybe just southwest stock. What are your thoughts on the industry?

>>26273146
How did you find this stock? I need to know how people find this meme stocks before they become memes

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVDIENDS ARE YOUR FREN

back to back $5K+ days, not bad. hows everyone's hump day?

Pouring one out for the GHIV homies. RIP may we never hear from them again.

>>26273072
How the fuck should we know? It depends on the stock and your entry, as soon as you're in profit you should always put the stop in at least break-even and after some time you move the stop to profit, that's pretty much when you forget about it

>>26272342
squishy

>>26273163
absolutely based

>>26273259
I could’ve made it if I listened to either the stinkers or the maxis or done literally anything smart

Was today a fake pump or am I a shit investor? Down 2.8% and only stocks I had up were meme stocks

>>26273309
*vrrrrrrt*

*vrrrrrrt*

*vrrrrrrt*

>>26272854
i got banned for 4 weeks for basically nothing at all FUCK THE JANNIES CLEAN IT UP YOU FAGGOTS

>>26273295
Purge that image from your files brother it is unclean.

>>26272352
ehang bro i picked up some thanks to you! with biden/dems in im guessing more chinese stocks will moon

Rough overnight for cockatiel based investment strategies. Lost 4% last night but gained back almost 3% of it today.

>>26273422
what did she mean by this

>>26273422
He's telling her about RYCEY

>>26272342

can't short when the fed will go brrrr

when this is all over, bullets will be the currency of this land.

all in VSTO

How is this chart called? What are kikes up to in jewhours?

>>26272935
Bro, I am not hitting that leverage today.
We just hit an all-time high so I sold off all the high leverage shit I don’t like.
I’m going 60-40 on SSO-QLD with 90k when we get a nice retrace.

idk how old you are, how much you make, or what your net worth is, but it’s straight up irresponsible to be playing that kinda game with my full net worth and how much this stripper drains on me.
I’m not gonna take another hit like the one I got from LCI.
Getting gains like these for years on end is unsustainable and idk wtf you started with and how much of your net worth you threw in there.
idgaf if you’re growing it faster for now. I don’t want to go back to 5 digits with little cash to chase a drop if Biden sends us a 20% drop with his fucking brilliant idea to completely remove GDP and deficit spending from his economic strategy and go purely off of negro screeches.

Hello fellow ganesha bro's. I recommend investing in rubic, even if it might seem like a scam. Just DYOR and after that you will see the great potential. WAGMI

>>26272599
My PEP has been crap for months now. Goddamnit.

why do I buy EOD and not the opening market dip?

My gains are so stunted

>>26272854
did you get banned for postinf bait images by any chance?

>>26272140
If I put enough money in moon and arkk can I get enough income to pay rent

I think I made the worst plays out of anyone else today kek, bought gevo and bitfarm shares im such an idiot

>>26272943
>filthy chaser

>>26273422
He wants to spend their next date at a pool

>>26273457
The Stockatiel actually lives in the Norf of England.

I'm feeling suicidal because I only gained 2% today and there are people who LOST money today?

>>26273422

Yes Sirs, I am the buying many drinks for you and investing in the TQQQ yes, sirs.

Show vagene please. I bought you drinks and told you of TQQQ advice for free. show vagene.

>>26273543
Look friend, at least you didn't buy GME at $44 yesterday.

>>26273328
Do you believe in synchronicity anon?

>>26273482
RYCEY is dead in the water
BFT and DMYD are true modern British powerhouses
Now go and put buy orders on markets open you paki bastids

>>26273533
Yes.

>>26273422
thats my face when people with under six fig portfolios tell me i'm never going to make it unless I buy memes, trade options and try to explain how dividends are worthless

i bought my first boomer stocks and Im already up 6 bucks
is this what making it feels like?
could get used to it

>>26273523
Buy on both

Should I cut my losses on GHIV? there is like 0 fucking movement on this stock after merger vote. seriously wtf.

>>26273072
>how do I learn to just buy stocks and forget about them?
I don’t do dangerous shit that I gotta watch
>where do guys put your stop loss auto sale
>stop loss
There’s your problem, nigga
You don’t SELL when there’s already a fire sale. That’s when you gotta BUY.

https://www.fool.com/investing/2021/01/20/3-wildly-undervalued-stocks-to-buy-for-2021/

motley fool suddenly becoming bullish on GME

>>26273571
and bobs

>>26273422
>Norway (Yes, we love this country ) has been a loyal and faithful ally to the United States for years. Norway joined the Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD) and was a founding member of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) in 1949. You see, Norway is our OG friend.
>So you see, our loyal friend Norway created a National Fund called Statens pensjonsfond Utland (SPU) in 1990 which has since grown to become the world’s largest sovereign fund valued at over $1 trillion (10 trillion Krone). For context, Melvin Capital only has $20b (2% of Norway’s strength)
>Norway owns 1.8 million shares of GME
>That means Norway is by far the largest and strongest retard in the room, and he has yet to wake up
>But this is where things get interesting...

>>26272664
>Portfolio has gone from +200% to -100% and everything in between
>Still can't fucking beat my 10% yearly average boomerfolio

Maybe I should stop worrying about line go up and down and just dump everything into my boomerfolio and walk away.

>>26273313
>What are your thoughts on the industry?
Seems like the government is willing to prop them up until covid is over so bankruptcy risk is low in short term. My interest is more just based on the chart though.

>>26273648
Sell signal

>>26273543
hold long on crypto miners no one knows what bitcoin will look like in december

I hope CLF fag hangs himself

SEVERAL GERMAN BROKERS AND EXCHANGES BANNED XIAOMI
>SEVERAL GERMAN BROKERS AND EXCHANGES BANNED XIAOMI
SEVERAL GERMAN BROKERS AND EXCHANGES BANNED XIAOMI
>SEVERAL GERMAN BROKERS AND EXCHANGES BANNED XIAOMI
>SEVERAL GERMAN BROKERS AND EXCHANGES BANNED XIAOMI

german cucks are sucking the shit out of american asses again
xiaomibros WE ARE FUCKED

>>26273491
What. A. Puss. Ay.

>>26273633
Initial investors will dump on your ass for that sweet 10% gain

>>26273648
literal poison

>>26273633
i rode it for a 20% gain and then moved on. its a good stock if you want divvies, otherwise naw

>>26273671
>You see, Norway’s National Fund (SPU)'s goal is to “invest with an extremely long-term perspective, enabling it to cope with big swings in value in the short term. The goal of the fund on behalf of the Norwegian people is to generate the highest possible return with only moderate risk so that the fund grows and endures”
>The fund only invests in companies with an extremely long-term perspective, and yet GameStop is one of them. You see, Norway’s National Fund currently owns 1.8 million shares which represents 2.5% of voting rights. On top of that, the fund is an active participant in shareholder and proxy votes. They frequently “have a regular dialogue with these nearly 1,000 companies” regarding shareholder decisions. They take the effort to be involved in their investments and will be active voting participants.
>Where was Norway When the Buy Wall Fell?

>>26273097
>post your positions
Pic related.
We just hit an all time high so I sold off WEBL, FNGO, and buy-to-close on my QLD puts that I sold.
Going 60-40 on SSO-QLD with 90k at a decent retrace

>>26273719
stfu chink

>>26273642
Buy every dip huh?

>>26273581
>synchronicity
theres a fine line between this and serendipity.

such is life.

>SP500 almost 2% up
>There are people posting who are in the red today

I don't understand why the ruy lopez is a favorite for white if it has such great drawing chances for black

>>26273719
I wonder if they will cuck out ln Nordstream now too.

>>26273719
>Trusting chinkshit

I got blasted last week when I posted that reuters article as "FUD FAGOOT, CHINESE CENTURY"
Feels good.

>>26273618
What did you get?

>>26273800
they already have

>>26273747
>Ryan Cohen can call upon the alliances of old, our loyal ally Norway . With the partnership of the century, the fund could increase their investment by a small $100m which would be enough to purchase another 5 million shares (at a very conservative price of $25/share). This would be enough shares to bring Norway’s National Fund to a 10% owner (1.8m shares previous + 5 million new shares = 6.8 million shares out of 68 million outstanding). Norway could then partner with Ryan Cohen to pull off the ultimate power play of our life time. This purchase would represent less than 0.01% of the fund’s over $1 trillion in assets, and would be hardly a drop in the bucket, but the move would give the fund a large upside exposure to the booming Gaming Industry. As part of the partnership with Ryan Cohen, Norway could even become the center of gaming for all of Europe, with Norway hosting e-gaming tournaments, conferences, and events. GameStop could even partner with Norwegian gaming companies for partnerships during their e-commerce pivot. Imagine an annual gaming conference held in Norway on behalf of GameStop showcasing the latest in the gaming industry coupled with an e-gaming tournament for the coveted “GameStop Championship”. Ryan Cohen could hand out awards and accolades during the annual event, further boosting the GameStop brand name. You could even have the King of Norway (yes they have a king still) crown the champions for further publicity and even more PR stunts. GameStop is the brand name and recognition that everyone needs in order to launch themselves into the future of the gaming industry.

>>26272630
Im in the black, but barely

>>26272237
i sold my tqqq at 193, set a limit. i missed out on a lot of gains :(

i had a bad feeling it was gonna crash after today

>>26273671
do girls actually like this kind of talk? didnt look she was receptive if he was saying all that

1 month in the stock market. What should I buy next?

>>26272927
Because we fell for a pumper scam.

Tomorrow enough is enough, down $800 and need to recoop. What does SMG suggest?

>>26273784
Gay HIV, VALE, and my steel options all dropped. i should've stayed with biomemes

OBLN NOOOOOOOOOOO

buy NNDM

>>26273487
its just trades from the day hitting the tape for reporting purposes, it's not tradable

>>26272393
if you genuinely want wsb to pump your stock, wait for the GME autism to end because half those retards have no money left to buy

>>26273825
Those things are rarely final. Turkey changed their position on Southstream like 5 times.

>>26273874
MAKE IT FUCKING STOP

>>26273718
It was some solid gains for me but now it sucks. Think it was over hyped

>>26273602
Or you could actually listen to them and become a millionaire like CLF tranny

>>26273827
>>26273861
>With Ryan Cohen and Norway combined owning nearly 25% of GameStop, (and Ryan CEO with the blessing of Norway), shorts would completely back down, decisively outgunned by the $1 trillion mega whale that is Norway. This move alone would instantly trigger the short squeeze , but there’s still more to come which would leave the short squeeze as an after thought; the opening flame to the beginning of something new and awe inspiring.
>GameStop, absent the bears and shorts dragging it down would see a total transformation from brick and mortar store into the digital gaming world entering the future as the face and central hub of the gaming world; as GameStop was always destined to be
>With this move, GameStop would instantly squeeze and flush out all of the short sellers and bears. Melvin and the army of shorts would be defeated (and bankrupted). Once the dust settles post squeeze, GameStop would easily settle in around at $50-$60 share price due to the market pricing in the new and unlimited upside potential. After RC takes the helm as the captain of the rocket ship , GME will continue to grow as it transforms and executes its vision, eventually surpassing $100 per share and onwards to $250 per share and beyond in the future years. GameStop would conquer the gaming world
>Norway could easily see their $100m investment return 2x-5x netting them a healthy $200m-$500m profit (perhaps upwards of $1.25 billion in the next few years) while also bringing additional money and business opportunities to Norwegian companies making the move way too good of an opportunity to pass up. A small 0.01% investment would net Norway easily a 200% to 1000% return (ROI) while also boosting the Norwegian economy, helping Norwegian gaming companies, tech companies, and tourism industries.
>We humble degenerates would simply be along for the ride of a lifetime

>>26272658
Gambling on options or penny stocks?

>>26273067
Mommy Cathie > Daddy Elon

>accepted for Starlink beta
>need to come up with $800 within 15 minutes
>all of my money is in my brokerage

>>26272630
I wanna kill myself

>>26273491
>Getting gains like these for years on end is unsustainable
SOXL has 100x'd since 2012. Getting, e.g., another 10x is quite sustainable

>eHang up 12 dols. today

Well shit, guess I gotta eat my hat. No way this continues tomorrow tho, right?

>>26273862
NOK

>>26272630
Up 10%, then again I missed out on OBLN so

>>26273719
>buying chink shit

>>26273723
idgaf
I looked retarded for the entirety of March and April when all the newfags were uppity bears, and I won in the end. I’ll do it again.

>>26272658
Sounds like me. Gevo Chad as well?

>>26273902
turks and germans are fundamentally different
turks do whatever they want and they are very vocal about it
germans do what they are told to do (by americans)

>>26273944
I bet posters like you are the first to flame her when things turn south

>>26273491
What did ya sell off? And why not just hold qld and sso forever?

Down around 40k+ since the start of this week :(

>>26272297

>>26272393
its mooned like crazy already

>>26273967
market's behind on it, functioning autonomous passenger drones

Late ding ding ding, augggh! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.74%, extreme strong week so far! BABA up bigly, BMRN doing great, PLTR down a little but otherwise green across tha board. Gold behaving a little erratically lol, DXY isn't down and neither are yields?

>>26273816
i boughted S&p 500 shares

>>26274019
What lesson have you taken from this mistake?

>>26273765
>Buy every dip huh?
Basically yeah.
But my long term goal is to staple that to the Kelly criterion to optimize for when it keeps falling.

>>26274011
Let a woman run an ETF and the white knights come straight out of the woodwork. ARK will go the way of the nifty 50 in the 70s. The estrogen means it's pre-ordained

>>26272569
haha no u

>>26274036
This fucking degenerate is going to be president someday. I can see it now.

Trump in his final speech as President of the United States of America: "I will always fight for you. I will be watching, I will be listening... We will be back in some form.

>>26274019
I hope you're not a magatard that bet against the market

LCTX anon from 4 hours ago, may Ganesh bless your village with many waters.

>>26274058
Was originally down 800, now only down 250 but I would be up over 1k if I had held onto my SPY calls instead of selling around 383.50

>>26274058
gotta wait for my mutual funds to post but probably around 1.5%

>>26273992
Just buy SOXL and enjoy white man's gains.

>>26273967
boomer who wears the same tshirt for 3 days, drinks dr pepper and smokes Marbs while watching NASCAR mentality

>>26274058
Everything pumps and my fuck as portfolio is down 0.37%. Fuck this shit

>>26274058
Down 0.26%, which is fine, because I made alot of cash off of BB and bought in the dip again. Will wait for green and hope out once more.

>>26273951
1-800-273-TALK if you’re serious

>>26273926
Lol that dude won’t be a millionaire when all those calls expire with no buyers

>>26274058
Up 1.8% and did a lot of reassessing today. Overall productive day thanks to AAPL and MSFT while my others crab around. Moving out of NOBL and into a better stabilizer ETF like I should've done ages ago.

>>26274163
Same, my shit was not green today.

FUV Bros

>>26273072
>where do guys put your stop loss auto sale just in case?

Only buy after a dip. Set a trailing stop loss at 10%.

>>26273992
Will I make it with weekly buys and DCA? I sold and rebought for some last week. Tried to time the dip didn't work. Don't think I'mma try that again. Maybe just use margin to buy deep dips

JUST

>>26274093
It just happens to be a woman in this case. Will happen with Elon as well. When things go red the bagholders who idolize and spam the internet with them will be the first to jump for the jugulars.

>>26274125
Right after having backstabbed his supporters. How smooth.
There are still trumptards after that?

>>26272301

>>26273964
>since 2012
When I say years, I mean decades.
QLD outperforms TQQQ.
We all got blindsided by COVID

>>26274196
>>26274163
>>26274150
>>26274169

>>26274125
Keep the schizoposting to /pol/

>>26274058
Up another 22% because I’m in UAVS

>2.58% gains today
Damn. Guess this means I couldn't beat inflation.

Whether it's true that the dollar bill loses 3% every day or if it's just a /biz/ meme I'm not sure, but it's a good rule of thumb to stick to while learning the ropes.

>>26274204
also never buy above the 200 hour (simple) MA, and DCA in never go all-in at one price. this will keep you out of a lot of trouble especially if you only trade "real" companies instead of penny shits.

Should I sell my boomer stocks like BOA and put the money towards ARKK?

>>26274058
I'm fucking ridin with Biden

>>26274111
Watch him end up secretary of state for aoc in the year 2050

>>26274155
>mutual funds
why

>>26274268

It's 5% every day. Been like that since we went off the gold standard in the 1920s

>>26274268
it is true
starbucks is already charging like $20 per coffee

>>26274246
>i don't like your direct quote of someone, therefore you are schizo

>>26274268
Try 3% a year

>>26274280
If retard meme pumping is in the cards for tech meme, still better off with TQQQ

>>26274111
Maybe, or Jeb’s kids or possibly Ivanka
Who cares
The game is rigged
I lose

How are you guys not suicidally depressed? Life is terrible.

Is it really as simple as the picture says?

>>26274179
We have talked before, Mr. Scoops. You were crying like a baby. I decline respectfully.

I ordered 4 hamburgers from mcdonalds and my order was nearly $20

its already happening, hyperinflation starts out slow and then gets out of control

>>26274234
Does your nigmath account for the new normal of Jerome Powell and his printers?

>>26274330
Not the quote. You. For opening up a general about the stock market to post it. Probably because /pol/ is too full of schizoposters right now

>>26274015
>What did ya sell off?
WEBL, FNGO, buy-to-close on 20k of QLD puts that I sold
>And why not just hold qld and sso forever?
I haven’t sold SSO shares since 2019.
I’ve mainly just been waiting for a good entry point.
I like to buy 3X stuff with a little extra cash if there’s a 5% to 10% dip

yolo it

>>26272297
I never got this one. So some chuds found out videos or pics of Biden's son doing sexy stuff with his younger cousin? What's the issue there? I wish I could still do lewd stuff with my younger female cousin.

>>26274348
Money solves everything about your pic

>>26274384
I don't go to /pol/. I posted it here for (You)s.

>>26272140
QQQJ
QQQJ
QQQJ

QQQJ is not gay!

NEW THREAD
>>26274448
>>26274448
>>26274448

>>26274359
Strong men can cry too

>>26274058
>+1.8%
Pretty solid, but nothing crazy
Used the new ATH to sell off some stuff I didn’t like

>>26274219
imho the best you can hope for is to focus on picking companies that will guaranteed reach new ATH's due to catalysts in the near future and only buy below the 200 hour MA in increments based on multiples of the ATR. all you're really trying to do is have a nice average price below the long term average price of the stock, so you make a nice profit whenever it finally moons. i use keltner channels for this, it shows you both what "low" as well as "high" looks like relative to the long term average price, it's very useful.

200 hour and 200 day MA's are major institutional metrics, which is why you'll see price bounce off or hover around them for major stocks. i don't like the 200 day because price so rarely gets there and you're looking at holding for weeks to months before a trade is completed, maybe even a year+. 200 hour is best because you can swing trade off of it more frequently over the course of only days to weeks.

>hurr durr how do you know tutes use it you lie yada yada yada
i'll keep posting this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2463&v=caLyY6kNihw

>>26272393
>1200% in the last 3 months
Yeah, it's a no from me, dawg.

>>26274160
>buy SOXL
I don’t know how it performs through recessions, and I don’t like to get too heavy in a specific industry because of asset bubbles.

>>26274332
2/3rds of all US dollars in circulation were printed in the last 12 months. That number is about to increase to near 100%. US inflation will be 6% a day by the end of year.

>>26272471
Send Sonia to my house and I give you a list.

>>26272630
Leaf up 7% thanks to THRM, DOO, CDAY, DSG, and CRL.

>>26274426
Not really. How does it flow me into a wife and family and career?

>>26274427
They want to appeal to taboos that cause a visceral reaction, that’s why the Q/pol crowd obsesses about incest, pedophilia, and human sacrifice. Those are some of the most basic taboos, that our society rejects completely.

>>26274288
What did you have, I couldn't find any good entries on my swing stocks today

>>26274219
>Maybe just use margin to buy deep dips
I don’t like the risk of margin calls
>Will I make it with weekly buys and DCA?
I think you could

>>26274069
Don't be afraid to market sell. If market cap is small enough, the MM will fuck your asshole on limit sells.

>>26274588
>rich
>needing career
unironically just buy pick of the litter waifu from a third world shithole

>>26274348
Easy with the blackpilling. That pic is dumb, of course we can self improve. If that pic is true why is it the same star quarterbacks with everything going for them oftentime end up at dead end jobs in their middle ages. Not always of course, same way not every HS loser ends up a Fortune 500 ceo. Life is a mixture of the cards we're dealt and how they play them. And unfortunately, some of these worthless fucks shamelessly cheat and rig the game.

>>26274359
Well, I’ll always be here for you if you change your mind, bb

>>26274656
I don't swing trade. It's spy, tqqq and spxl

DYOR argo blockchain, cheap bitcoin miner for the crypto lot

>>26274382
>for the new normal of Jerome Powell and his printers?
Printers only get you so far. It’s hard to offset the collapse of an asset bubble, should that be the case

>>26274348
>Highschool is easy mode
no shit, sherlock. Whoever wrote this spiel is a braindead kike.

>>26274777
It’s not saying you can’t improve, the high school jock practices and improves because he had the skill and talent to make practice enjoyable. Then he falls in with a crowd that likes him for being successful and provides him career opportunities.

>>26274376
4 fucking burgers? Here you can ay 20$ for a single goddamn meal if you upcharge the fries n shit.

Insider here. Pershing Square announcing their SPAC’s target, Stripe, within the next two weeks. Enjoy the gains. Bye

>>26273719
Are you retarded? Why would they? Stop FUDding.

>>26274992
That’s not what it says

>>26273919
>stock dips 10% after going up 400%
HAHAHAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE RETARDS BOUGHT SUCH A SHITTY STOCK AMIRITE

everything dumping AH

>>26273862
Unironically NOK