/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26213464
Imagine making somebody walk around with this instead of just pumping some into their hands. Management is having a laugh.

>>26213464
Me the guy cleaning my hands with no mask

Based

>the cream comes from his dick
IM CURRRRING

waiting for the wojak edit

Fuck off troll
Take the non saging retards with you

Thank fucking god I'm neet

>>26213464
Hyatt Regency in Dubai - next to Gold Souk. Was there pre chinkvirus. Lots of hot bitches, the continential breakfast wasn't very good tho

>>26213464
that man shills rubic here

Don’t tell me what delusion he entertains regarding God, or what mountebank he follows in politics, or what he springs from, or what he submits to from his wife. Simply tell me how he makes his living. It is the safest and surest of all known tests. A man who gets his board and lodging on this ball in an ignominious way is inevitably an ignominious man.

>>26213464
Who has the Chick Fil A cone pic

>>26213464

>>26213809
lmao

>>26213619
>>26213939
Kek based

>>26213464
Kek love India the have the best bullshit jobs due low labor costs. When I was there for work they had a guy who cleaned everybody's laptop with an electric tooth brush, elevator boys and a guy who would pirate every book you wanted by scanning it page for page.

>>26213939
>>26214016
I love this board

>>26213939
lmao, thanks for this

>>26213464
>Having a live incubator traveling around the office to dispense hand sanitizer for a virus that doesn’t even spread on surfaces

>>26213939
>>26214016

>>26213464
this is just sad

OOOHHH I'M SANITIZING!

>>26213522
Yes, obviously they could have just put the dispenser on a post somewhere, and have this guy refill them, instead they chose the most humiliating method possible.

>>26214041
wtf I love India now

>>26213939
based artfag

>>26213464
>Don't even push the button for you
>Think they deserve $15 an hour

>>26213582
he had the final laugh. also he probably got everyone who used that sick. those masks hardly do anything except keep people from spitting gravity bound particles at you. hes still surrounded by a miasma of airborne particles

This has to be an elaborate joke at this point. There's no way any of this is real

>>26213464
I heard there are so many indians and so little comparative jobs that they will make retarded jobs like this or cutting grass with scissors just to make some money. So this is probably that kinda thing if real. I'd definitely have my gross indian dick in that dispenser though.

>>26214016

i ran out of hand sanitizer so i just pissed into their hands

>>26214675
>be male
>work with females for 30 years. Boss always humors their stupid ideas.
>give up and come up with equally stupid ideas just to showcase the stupidity of their ideas but it goes over everyones head
>op picrel

>>26213464
Same energy.

>>26214675
The thing is you could easily get someone to do this for minimum wage so it’s not even expensive.
Most expensive part would be the hand sanitizer

>>26214016
based

>>26213464

Honestly if I saw this I would help him go to management and put a stop to it. There’s a place to laugh at wagies but this is just terrible this is worse than slavery desu.

>>26213464
HOLY FUCK IM DYING KEK

>>26213884
My stomach turned seeing this. Treated like literal toddlers

2020 was written by Lewis Carroll and illustrated by Salvador Dali

>>26215263

>>26213464
kek

>>26215263
>>26215337
It's weird that the Indian in OP is actually more useful than this guy. Is that a fucking spy camera too? Jesus, no wonder China and India are taking over the world.

>>26215468
None of them are useful in anything except highlighting the ridiculousness of this entire meme flu situation particularly the desperation of people to make a living and their willingness to obey their masters for the opportunity to do so

>>26214016
so fucking great

>>26215231
Like you niggers act like developed adults

>>26214016
wojak should be crying

>>26213464
Absolute state of wagies.

>>26213464
yeah, think i'm gonna go back with parents for a year or so
don't want to participate in this clown world for awhile

>>26213464
He probably gets a bonnner and cooms when a lady touches his sanitizer

>>26215263
>>26215337
here come the fucking soiborgs

>>26217094
this picture....
I can't hold my laugh...
TOP KEK

>>26215337
Is that Australian Big Chung's aka Anything4views aka Chad?

>>26213884
>he’s only 5’11”
>can barely see over the counter

>>26217701
Classic wagie rage

>>26213464
THE
NEW
NORMAL

>>26214016
Top kek

if theres $15 min wage i dont mind being a handsanitizer full time actually

>>26217701
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You're supposed to pay us $20 for that!

glorious thread

>>26214016
Needs pink wojak

>>26214016
my sides lad