/biz/ - Business & Finance

Every time I see this image I stare in amazement. WTF even is this putrid creature.

>buying garloids two days before Biden is going to ban them
Retard

my garloid queen produces 4 garloids a month. i'm gonna be rich

>>26167468
Congrats anon, you made it, but don't feed it tap water, it responds better to mineral water, although mine really likes aloe vera juice baths
>>26167508
A garloid

Amazing creatures

>>26167468

This is a cursed meme

He looks just like mine did! Unfortunately, he died a couple of days ago. Been really down lately. Anyone know any good Garloid breeders in Nee Zealand?

>>26167468
I dropped mine down the stairs accidently. I think it's dead now

>>26167468
Wtf are you doing giving it tap water you retard. Waste of a perfectly fine garloid

>>26167505
if he bans them they wont make anymore thats bullish as fuck for garloid prices. good investment OP

>>26167468
We need to talk about how to profit off garloids here

>>26167468
based

My garloid is very racist. Every time a black friend comes over to my place, it tries to bite his fingers off.

I think I put a baby inside my garloid by accident.

>>26167468
What I like most about the soft tissue ones is what amazing flesh light they make.. really should try it out anons!

>>26167825
Did it feel good?

>>26167777

>>26167789
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>26167468
>Not owning Garloid coin

>>26167468
Can you sell garloids legally in Europe yet?

>>26167978
only until the 2nd trimester

The Garloid milk has been so delicious anons...

>>26167789
upvoted

>>26167709
Hes launching a massive by back program and 100,000 dollar fines and minimum 5 year sentences to anyone illegally keeping garloids. It's not worth it.

>>26167701

tired of these tinfoil hat posters

theres literally nothing wrong with giving your garloid tap water if you live in anywhere thats not a complete shithole

>>26167865
Do NOT fuck your garloids, anons.

>>26167567
Go back faggot

>>26167545
>Why yes, I feed my garloid tap water and drink the milk straight from it's mouth. How could you tell?

What is the best place to buy queen garloid from?
I have a lot of free room and I thought about farming some.

>>26167468
>OMG A GARLOID GOING TO ADD IT TO MY NARWHAL COLLECTION GUYS

kys

WTF is that. And how much does it cost?

>>26169569
Anonnette...

>>26167508
ngmi

bros are these garloid?

I ordered a load in bulk on the black market with the intent of farming them as passive income but they don't look like the garloids i've seen on the internet. will they eventually grow into garloids or something?

>>26169904
You got scammed bro. Those are barloids.

>>26170000
quads of truth
>>26169904
is fucked

>>26169904
Fucking barloids

>>26169904
lmao fake garloids
you got fucking rekt how can you not even do a simple legit check on a garloid with your own eyes

btw anyone here incorporated garloid jelqing/milking into maggot farms? was wondering if garloid milk could be a good potential feed for my maggots, trying to increase the yield, already have ceiling trays.

>>26167508
It's a pig's stomach.

>>26170746
smells pretty terrible after a few days but yeah it works

You know I just thought.. a garloid looks like a big penis lmao

>>26167508
It’s a garloid. Never give them water after midnight.

its true guys, everyones saying not to fuck your garloid but after taking zinc and clomid to maximize my load volume (14mL while 3mL is average) and tube feeding it (with my penis) i've seen a huge increase in milk production and doubled my profits... just make it quick so the garloid won't sieze up or bite.

>>26168065
>no gluten
SOLD

>>26169904
Another idiot tricked into buying barloids. If it doesn't look or screech like a garloid, it isn't a garloid.
>>26167701
As the other anon said, it's fine as long as you aren't a third worlder with shite water mate.
>>26168376
>Not worth it
Are you kidding? They'll pump massively in value, don't be stupid, they can't enforce a garloid ban.

>>26171624
Is the bite painful?

Is it too late to jump into garloid farming? I always thought it was a fucking scam

>Reddit humour
All of you need to leave. NOW!

>>26171780
You're a big guy

>>26171780
>>26172111
Was getting bit part of your plan?

>>26172040
/biz/ is truly dead these are the faggots spamming pajeet scams and falling for them

>>26169904
Barloids

I was cleaning my garloid last night, had spilled soda on my pants, so i was without pants on. was reaching for soap and i accidentally dropped my garloid on the floor. but it hit my penis before it hit the floor. is it possible I got garloid poisoning?

>>26172211
At least if they lose money here they'll eventually leave. We need more pajeets.

>>26172293
No, only if you penetrate it. That's why other anons are saying don't fuck your garloid.

>>26172331
Is pajeet farming the future of /biz/?

any of you anons willing to sell some milk? Mine died 2 years ago and couldn't get any quality milk anywhere ever since

>not going for indoor shrimp farming and freelance baby-sitting gargloids
ngmi, unironically

>>26172177
I'm afraid to answer this question

>>26169904
Fucking kek bro, you've been utterly scammed by the chinks. Those are fucking barloids m8.

>>26169904
>Barloids

Would anybody be interested in a garloid backed altcoin?

>>26169904
There is a decent aftermarket for barloids, so it's not a total loss. But you certainly got jew'd anon.

the jew fears the indoor garloid farmer