/biz/ - Business & Finance

can someone post that iceberg meme that was posted here the other day pls?

CLF is gay

nasdump to 11900 next week

4th for telling Analysts to commit suicide.

>holding B&M videogames store in a digital age

Buy GHIV. Also how do you take your steak?

>>26075835
No, and medium rare.

I am going to invest on a pet food company. Many such cases.

>>26075835
Top.

It's unironically a good time to load up on RKT.

ive been looking at BIGC since someone mentioned it here, and it looks like it might be a good play

>>26075870
would

>>26075870
STIC is merging with BarkBox, if you like SPAC plays.

>>26075835
A nice medium. I also take my trannies feminine

>stock market is closed
>I have no way to beat inflation this three-day weekend
feels bad man

>>26075751
>high risk high reward :d

>>26075835
Medium

>>26075757

*vrrrrrt*

*vrrrrrt*

*vrrrrrt*

>>26075921
CLF Shill finally starting to look passable there.

>>26075870
>54
>wants kids someday
The absolute copium

>>26075835
medium rare when i waste money eating out
well done when i cook for myself because i suck

>>26075926
Somebody explain this inflation meme to me

>>26075870
>Want someday
Lol, is she going to steal some African ones or something? That womb is dusty and done.

Still she is smoking hot for 54

>>26075870
BECKY ETF exist

What does MILFS ETF look like?

>>26075973
Are you cooking them on a grill or stove top?

The 3% daily inflation meme is a positive thing. Even if it's obviously false it puts a fire under everyone's ass to not be passive in making big gains. It could lead people to recklessness but meh

>sold MARA in anticipation of weekend Bitcoin dump
>No dump
Why

>>26075870
>54
>want kids
>someday
That aside, thoughts on Bumble? The whole concept of women initiating interactions seems interesting from a social standpoint. Could single handedly solve the incel problem. Or could be literally nothing.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>26075951
Way to goddamn skinny and hair doesn't look like it has a quart of vaseline in it.

>>26075973
bro just sear one side then flip it and take it off the heat when you see the juices coming out

>>26076030
Ok thank you

>>26075972
Two-thirds of all US dollars in circulation was printed last year. Americans are not working and the fed is printing money. This is how hyper-inflation comes about. If you look at bitcoin, or stock prices, or the price of gold, or the cost of grain, everything has rocketed in value the last year or so. This is because the US dollar is inflating. We are seeing 3% inflation a day, but our communist media wants us to believe everything is okay and doesn't want anyone to panic.

>>26075835
RAW

>>26076053
>dropped 182%

>>26076031
I sold RIOT because I was content with my gains but kept MARA and BFARF to gamble BTC price over long weekend.

i told you bros about helicopters and military stonks

BRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>26075972
>inflation goes up 3% a day
>your money is worth 3% less everyday
What's there not to understand, if you can't beat daily inflation you're ngmi

>>26076067
What information are you using to get the 3% number?
Wont we just continue to export our inflation like we always do?

>>26076034
>Could single handedly solve the incel problem
Incels wouldn't get picked

>>26076017
on an induction stove top
more of the problem is i dont cook steaks often enough for me to learn how to cook it properly

>>26076034
You mean I can join and app where women have to initiate so they just won't message me instead of just ignoring my messages?

>>26076119
I want to know where you are getting the 3% daily from

>>26076133
Just get a meat thermometer.

>>26076133
I do 30 seconds each side on high heat for 5 rotations, then let it sit for about a minute for two more rotations. Medium rare. Use a flat iron if you have it.

>>26076065
you're welcome buddy

>>26076053
So just giving away steel, or melting it all into pig iron? I don't understand

>>26075834
Tbf declining industries can be value plays as they're often oversold. Tobacco has been a great investment the past decades, for example. Still, I wouldn't be holding GameStop.

>>26076144
Basically.

>>26076178
dont take it so seriously lol

>Mr. Goncalves called the traders he said are betting against his company “kids that play with computers and somebody else’s money.” He called them “parasites” during the interview.

>“We are going to screw these guys so badly that I don’t believe that they will be able to only resign. They will have to commit suicide,” he said during the call, according to audio from the conference call provided by FactSet.

Why are we betting against CLF again?

>>26076121
>What information are you using to get the 3% number?
I've consulted with the finest anal-ysts on 4channel and this is the number they gave me.

>>26075926
>>not having 4 month supply of gains to stave off daily inflation prevention

>>26076034

I've spoken to girls about this who're pissed about bumble apparently objectifying women by making THEM have to seek MEN out, rather than have thousands of men line up and message them.

You can't fucking win.

>>26076236
No one here has shorted it

I dont wann doxx myself or the company I work for accidentally as they are a publicly traded company and I dont wanna get shit for this. I dont even know if it means anything or is relevant but BB is a customer of ours and their credit line with my company got massively raised by their request. So take that for whatever it means

Long BB

>>26076144
kek this

>>26075953
>wants kids someday
adopting?

>>26076221
>>26076254
Holy shit it’s worse than I thought.
5% per day or nothing

Are you guys buying into Chamaths latest SPAC pick up?

>>26076133
Just gotta feel that meat bro, you familiar with the process by which you feel the tension on the side of your hand when you touch your thumb to different fingers? But yeah, just feel it before you cook it, then feel it on the way up. You could also just temp it like a pro

>>26075835
Knock the horns off and sear it for a minute on each side at 600 yum

>>26076178
Jerome heard your whining and winging and now its 4.5% daily inflation, thanks a lot were really fucked now

>>26076178
some idiot tried flexing on ppl but also said daily inflation of 3%. ppl ran with it and now its the daily goal

>>26076267
BB volume is insane, going to buy calls on the Tuesday dip

>>26076267
>anonymous board
>fears being doxxed
>shills BB

>>26075870
Should I invest in a ~50 y.o. mommy gf that I can bareback everyday? Think any of them hate niggers?

>>26076267
so time long dated calls for BB

>>26076221
If they cared about pushing this already stale meme, they would photoshop this to say daily inflation rate and extend 2020 to 3%.

>>26076360
They are old enough to

>>26076359
I'm not gonna tell the company I work for like jeeze thats just retarded and I've been in BB since March i dont need to shill anything

>>26076264

So why the heavy short interest Friday? Is this gonna lead to a short squeeze to $30?

>>26076294
eventually i'll learn
maybe I'll even get a fancy cast iron pan (like the overpriced stargazer /ck/ always likes for some reason). I think I gotta treat myself a bit after GME

>>26076378
Been trading about two years now strictly stocks i dont know a thing about options unfortunately

Feels bad man

>>26076419
did you shill in March?do you hold calls?

>>26076451
ive been celebrating with hookers even though i missed gme cuz the world is ending

im not even rich

VIXY CHADS RISE UP
https://twitter.com/GeorgePapa19/status/1350523557403623424?s=20

Guys. Fuck Nigger Day. I hate how many three day trading weekends there are this time of year. Why would the stock market close for Martin Luther king day? To stick it to white people with money?

>>26076360
>~50 y.o. mommy gf that I can barebac
stocks for this ?

>Doordash
>Charges restaurants around 30% of the price of the order just to deliver it.
>$184 per share
When did you realize that the stock market is a meme?

>>26076425
you're the one who follows autistically tranny

>>26076500
More chances to buy dips

>>26076425
We don't know the actual short interest interest level besides an estimate. Short interest data is released every two weeks. Latest is from Dec 31. and Jan 15 data is released near the end of this month.

Who /six figures club/ here?

When is X earnings? I would like some hopium for my VALE . Thanks

>>26075757
>NYT already trying to FUD inflation expectations:
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/16/upshot/is-inflation-about-to-take-off-thats-the-wrong-question.html

Hope you're ready for $100 Big Macs bros, gold to $3k EOY.

>>26076452
Just watch a YouTube vid

>>26076452
If you ever decide to play the options game, ONLY put in what you can afford to lose. Basically don’t gamble it unless you are ok with losing your entire investment.

Also, stay the fuck away from leverage

>>26076539
31k away. I want to be able to say im in it so bad.

>>26076561
Do you own physical metals?

>>26076525
When did you realize stock prices dont mean anything

>>26076263
So what you're saying is women are awful and I should invest in Grindr istead?

>>26076525
It never fails to bet on people with money being stupid and lazy.

Hate crypto fags simple as

>>26076539
110k reporting for duty

>>26076452
I trade for three weeks and i fucking googled it yesterday ffs. And i don't even consider using it yet. Ngmi if you stop educating yourself

>>26076525
>>26076601
price != value

>>26075757
>Sorrento Therapeutics Inc
>NASDAQ: SRNE

>>26076586
Believe in urself

>>26076524
Look for the guy who has the basic bitch etf with ones like SBUX and LULU. Single women with no kids love that shit.

>>26076617
I hate women so much I've considered being gay but I'm just not attracted to men unfortunately.

>>26076665
>investing in italian pasta

>>26076665

>>26076479
No I bought in March when it went low. And like I said already in this thread I've been investing 2 years now since its been 2 years now I haven't been a poor fag and saved cash. I've only ever done stocks haven't ever done anything with options

Friday ended red, Monday will dump even more and the Crypto Marked will crash very very hard, get your wallets ready for buying opportunities brothers.

>>26076380
t. someone who will never beat 27,375% quarter century inflation

How deep are your dicks in ARKK anons? And do you still keep some cum ready for ARKX?

>>26076708

>>26076700
Ah I have just the thing for you

>>26076750

>>26076641
Look I know the basics of how a put and a call work, what a strike price is and what a premium is. What I dont know is how to pick a strike price and know that for the option time limit I choose this is not a completely retarded price that it could get to. Also IV and the greeks what they mean

REMINDER TO NOT TAKE ANTIDEPRESSANTS ANY LONGER THAN ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY

YOUR PSYCHIATRIST HAS HIS HANDS TIED.
YOUR THERAPIST DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT.
YOUR FAMILY WANTS YOU DRUGGED UP AND DOCILE.
YOUR GF (LOL)

I wasn't even suicidal. Ever.
But now death sounds so wonderful.

I'm so tired of suffering, but at least now I am aware of how much I suffer.

I'm probably going to have to take these drugs forever now.

>>26076745
Can an ETF heavy anon give us a rundown of chad indexes? I only follow TQQQ, ICLN, SPCX, and ARKK

>>26076784

>>26076745
its my biggest position. if next weeks is red like we all think it will be, i will load up on ARKQ though (robotics, automation)

>>26076710
how big is the company you work for and what industry

>>26076784
>>26076750
>meme coof in current year

>>26076323
I'm all in on BB so this shit better fucking moon.

>>26075835
About two levels above rare

>>26076817
My roommates life went into a downward spiral after he found out his girlfriend had been cheating on him. Now he’s on like 4 medications or something his psychiatrist prescribed him. I’m convinced he’s just trying to just lobotomize my friend.

There's a non-insignificant number of millionaires on /r/wsb now from the GME squeeze, so those retards may actually have the power to move markets now. I'm just going to buy whatever is shilled in their top 5 posts because at least a few retards will dump 6 figures into it.

>>26076817
just buy a gun once you have it in your hand youll realize youre just an emo faggot and life is sacred.

>https://investorplace.com/2021/01/amd-stock-has-too-many-catalysts-to-ignore/

hope you bought the AMD dip, anons. i don't want to share a thread with losers.

>>26076745
200 ARKK
200 ARKG
20k worth of ARKX with cash I have ready to go
Simple as.

>>26076871
How far in? I'm thinking about holding for a month

>>26076561
No, I'm a speculator not a doomer, I own SLV, miners, and commodity producers. I'd probably die pretty quick in most scenarios where only physical was acceptable so I haven't invested for that outcome. Been considering getting a few silver rounds though for the cool factor.

>>26076896
what a cuck. A man that has a mental breakdown over a bitch needs a serious intervention on how to be a fucking man

>>26076848
Its a fortune 500 and we provide things that just about any big company or even smaller companies use

>>26076829
CSI 300

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-01-16/eu-draft-sets-out-plans-to-limit-u-s-dollar-reliance-ft

holy fuck, short America bros

>>26076970
fuck, meant for
>>26076598

>>26076700
to be honest I find male bodies pretty attractive I just don't want to put my dick in a shithole

>>26076708
I remember some anon shilling SRNE when it was $5.. I shoulda held onto my shares

>>26076975
Yeah it’s pretty embarrassing and frustrating. I can’t imagine destroying my life over a disloyal bitch, but then again maybe she saw this weak part of him and that’s why she got dick from chad instead.

>>26077009
>subscribed to bloomberg
well la-di-da arent we fancy

has there ever been a more brutal mogging?

>>26076700
gays are worse then women take the fleshlight + fleshlight warmer pill

BUY ROLLS ROYCE

>>26076896
Jesus Christ just do drugs you fucking pussies

Everyone who's saying you need to make 3% a day to beat inflation is a retard. You're completely forgetting the days the market is closed.

In 2021 the market will only be open for 252 days (9 holidays and 104 weekend days)

365 * 3% = 1095%

252 * 1095% / 365 = 756%

1095% - 765% = 339% / 252 open days = 1.35%

3% + 1.35% = 4.35%

YOU ACTUALLY NEED TO BE UP 4.35% EVERYDAY TO BEAT INFLATION. MATHS DON'T LIE. SPREAD THE WORD

>>26076896
he could be trying to help, and for a specific short-term need, that might work

>>26076905
you seem to have misread my post or are a retard, but thanks for the (you)

>>26076975
it's easier just to make fun of him behind his back and act caring to his face than actually help him though

>>26077062
>she saw that he's extra-vulnerable to betrayal and broke him for the lulz
possibly

>>26077009
You did buy gold, didn't you?

>>26077081
/ck/ told me farmed salmon is one of the most toxic foods you can eat

has there ever been easier money than longing PLTR and BABA?

>>26077075
? The article is behind no pay wall

>>26077081
>tfw your parents didn’t let scientists genetically alter you into becoming a 6’4” gigachad
I wish I was that fish.

>>26077088
I want to get one. Any particular model I should look at? Flashlight warmer?

this might be a topic for a different thread but you guys are basically the most intelligent people on this pajeet riddled board from what i can tell
what do you think of flipping items on craigslist? anyone have experience with it? i am an absolute poorfag wageslave, and would like to be able to make some money on the side without risking the capital I already have on riskier and riskier investments

>>26077124
>You're completely forgetting the days the market is closed.
Inflation happens whether or not the market is open. Every day we print money with our economy crippled by incompetent politicians is another day of hyperinflation.

>>26077056
Honestly I'm expecting a a 25-30 USD per share within the end of this year. COVID aside, they are into non-opioid pain management stuffs.

Currently holding copper/hold mining, coking coal for steel production. TRQ and TECK.B anyone else bullish on copper / steel production for 1-2 year hold?

>>26073894
Anon if you're still here, talk to the chat support instead. If I recall correctly, the exercise fee is $25. As long as you had $800 + $25 USD, you should be getting your shares by tuesday I believe. Chat support opens up at 7:30 am est, so messaged them on monday.

I would be rich if I found investing in 2017 or earlier

>>26075835
anybody who takes anything less than medium well is a fucking animal.

>>26076031
if it dips tuesday buy back in. mara to 100$ this year heard it here first

>>26077124
>mom found the aftermarket inflation

>>26077154
I dont eat farmed anything when it comes to seafood, ill pay whatever extra for wild

>>26075944
checked and QUAD4 aka 4U aka UUUU pilled

>>26077233
You have to be outcome independent. 2017 already happened.

>>26077009
what this means in the future:
>The US can´t continue to print like retards
>Other countries won´t be forced to buy your debt
>China, Iran, Russia probably prefer to do their business in Euro

>>26077233
imagine if you hadn't found it at all, anon. You managed to get into the biggest bullmarket of this generation, how can you be sad

>>26075835
i like mine extremely well done..so its like a rock on a plate

and also covered in Caesar salad dressing or fish sauce

>>26077196
>doesn't want to use margin or options because they're too risky
>get shot by a nigger over a PS5 instead

heavily considering putting £5k into BB on Tuesday, I don't want to miss the next big stock™

>>26077233
>I would be rich if I started investing in 2020/2021
t. some guy in 2023

>>26077201
Did you even read what I wrote? Because inflation happens everyday but the market is only open for some days, you need to make more profit on those days to offset the days the market is closed.

SPREAD THE WORD

>>26076638
130k checking in

>>26077300

>>26077154
the autist market is unreachable, but there's still plenty of goyim cattle
>>26077165
same senpai, the only modification my parents opted for was chopping the tip of my penis off

>>26077268
ITS TOO LATE

>>26077297
Because I joined in 2020? It’s probably crashing tomorrow. I miss apple square Microsoft everything fucking Adobe amazon FUCK ME

>>26076829
This pic really made me sad wtf

>>26076945
Broke student so only £1400 and I've been in since 8.99.
I could sell now and make 10% but I'd much rather see 30%.

>>26077340
No, I never learned to read. God I wish I wasn't retarded.

>>26077154
It is Norwegian esp is poison

I think if QQQ breaches 307 I may have to sell

I feel like my brain is already conditioned to seeing $1000+/share stocks as normal.

>>26077009
The USD finally stops shitting the bed and ruining my profits and these cunts decide to come out with this shit.

I'm going to vote for whatever anti-EU candidate there is in my country's next elections to send them a signal.

>>26077349
244k stopping by

A dumb distant cousin that lives in Germany just got a 41k euro loan from a bank just so he can buy 2020 Mercedes. He makes less than 2000 euros per month btw.

>>26077430
>I'm going to vote

>>26076539
$999,999.99... repeating of course checking.

Jesus fucking christ.
1500 into 3.5 mil in a year. This shit makes me depressed. I need to start looking at options.

>>26077256

Smart Anon.

Realize most people will eat shit if it's a couple of shekels less than fresh wild.

>>26077446
How car obsessed would you say Germans are? Like American south obsessed with trucks obsessed or more? I see you guys are car nerds more than Brits.

>>26076784
Lol no
Just no
Its not gonna happen, stop trying to make it happen

>>26077489
JMIA
This post will self destruct in 1 minute.

>>26077350
Typical Zoomer: Oh noes..somebody like their steak different from me. Time to fire up the gas chambers!

If I wanted my steak marinated in farts and sinkwater it shouldnt matter. Its what I want. Deal with it

>>26077446
Not necessarily a bad idea, those loans are what, 1% interest?
>He makes less than 2000 euros per month btw.
Nevermind

>>26077380
I'm going in $1k, before it goes back to $10. I have a good feeling about BB, yesterday was a small hiccup

>>26077525
Kek, I’m 31, but you answer was based I just don’t get how one gets to that preference. It’s like how I don’t understand footfags but also kinda respect them.

>>26077489
you need to cash out and go live your life. Buy a nice house on the beach in florida and call it a day. Maybe keep 100k for fun to trade with.

>>26077446
can't fix stupid
one of our relatives we tried to help and they decided to buy a new car instead of a downpayment on a house like a decade ago

to this day they continue to rent (paying off someone else's mortgage payment lol)

>>26077360
Bro, if you bought the dip in march, you would have the same gains as if you had bought in 2017. Dunno about you, but can't complain about getting to double my lifesavings

>>26077196
If you want to flip something I suggest Supreme clothing

>extremely limited stock that sells out extremely fast
>seasonal items that are impossible for collectors to buy if they miss out on the sale window
>highly sought after and easy to find buyers
>can easily find street wear fags to buy your stuff on a website like Grailed

You could try flipping more expensive brands like Off White, but you run the risk of buying an $800 coat that people can’t just buy on a whim. Supreme hits that sweet spot of being expensive but not too expensive for broke fuccbois to blow their money on.

>>26077081
You a SalmonChad?

>>26077577
Its because my parents use to literally serve them still fucking mooing and blood all over the plate and in the sides bro. The thought of piece of meat that still red makes me fucking sick

>>26076031
This is like the 2nd or 3rd time I've seen Tether FUD since being in crypto. Each time nothing has ever happened.

>>26077300
Jesus Christ why would you post something like this?

>>26077502
I would say it depends on the education. I see a lot of working class people who are car fanatics (basically the same people who are football/soccer fans)

>>26077583
Thats not mine lmao. I wouldn't be posting here if it were mine. Its some dude in reddit who literally on trades tsla. He has much more than this.

>look at and see my small moves making beautiful $50, $100, $150 gains
>then I see this shit staring me in the face

>>26077583
>>26077489
Maybe I can imitate this with leaps for Nio or lucid(when they go public). Not as much because they dont have elon but still a chance

>>26077658
he should throw in the towel before he loses it all.

He made it...why push your luck?

Spend your days banging white trash, smoking weed and playing HOI4. Why keep going kek..well thats my thought

>>26077570
Yesterday made no sense, I'm confident it's just paper hands selling off for quick profits.
We're going to the moon, berrybro.

>portfolio is entirely options and a few long holds of small cap tickers that are working to reduce human suffering
I am scared, bros. I know that JPOW would murder me with a pile of money for having tickers that reduce human misery and not just AAPL/AMZN shares.

I want CLF tranny to get rekt.

>>26077489
>>26077658
wtf

Will I make it?

>>26076923
crazy to think this guys been alive since napolean was around

>>26077196
Basically do what that other anon said. You’re better off flipping exclusive new merchandise. Yeah, you could get a fridge for 100 and sell for 150 or so. But the need for bad bunny crocs, Jordan 4s or supreme collaborations is always in demand. Like to me, clothing is laughable, a good deal for me is 5 for $10 Hanes boxers from Marshall’s. But other people, it’s their fucking life. Buy at retail, and sell for a markup of $100+ depending on the item.

It takes timing like being on the website at 10am EST when the product is available, sometimes it’s a lottery system

>>26077730

I think all EV's are pretty high priced right now except for maybe IDEX and NKLA. I just don't see alot more upside desu but if you can get a 100 contracts for a few cents with a date a year from now why not. Its what he did

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kym23z/pltr_folks_listen_in_karp_and_cohen_to_make_188m/

indesdating

>>26077845
Based. Fuck chink spies.

>>26077845
>pic
Umm... based department?

>>26077753
>betting on human misery reducing
historically, that's not a very wise investment, anon

>>26077845
>forced to pay $1.7 million to avoid Beijing spies

>>26077831
Thats what I'm going to try and do.

His strike price was like 690 when it was trading at 250-300. Im not sure ill be able to find a gem like that but who knows

>>26077746
People are spooked over nigger day weekend and potential riots, so I agree. Next week we take off to the moon my fren

>>26077791
You own fish, bitcoin, weed, and chinkmobiles anon.
Of course you're going to make it.

>>26077845
Seems like this will at least some what soften the blow of the insider lockup expiry.

SPCE is a bad company and a bad investment but I'm buying some on Tuesday anyways for the inevitable ARKX short squeeze

>>26077845

>15.93

only time pltr was relevant was when it was basically known only to us.

>>26075835
Well and cooked in gravy with veggies.

>>26077937
diversity is poison

First for SRAC

>>26077845
PLTR about to moon
>mommy Cathy 500k shares bought Thursday AH
>that PLTR rap getting all the upvotes
>Thiel and Karl making $188 million purchase
>PLTR making a demonstration on the 26th
>I personally keep reading testimonies on sites that say stuff like “when I was in the army academy I used PLTR and it was amazing it was so simple and easy to read data blah blah blah”

I’m ready to become a millionaire. Might make a purchase on Tuesday

>>26077937
>1.7 million for billion dollar intellectual property
seems fair as fuck nigger

>>26078026
Maybe they are after the soros fund holdings which he announced to dump.
>>26078057
Feels good having bought for under 10 even before it was shilled here. I did something right for once.

>>26077987
Not weed lol, some bio penny thats about to release data.

>>26077845
I'm too retarded to price calls or puts. Think just buying shares will be sufficient?

>>26078185
My point is that they shouldn't be forced to pay anything because it's not their business whom they choose to hire.

>>26078171
Hmm...only .50 for 28 1 year call.

Seems like it may be good. Think ill buy it Monday.

Whats 0 volume mean?

>>26078171
1500 at $10.42, I am ready

>>26078171
this is not the first time ARK buys pltr newfag
and just because theyve added more shares now doesn't mean that it will moon anytime soon
for instance, she started buying the BABA dip since 280

>>26078171
BOUT TIME

>Shorts didn't cover at $10
>Shorts didn't cover at $20
>Shorts didn't cover at $30
>Shorts didn't cover at $40
So like when do institutional shorts absolutely positively for real this time no taksies backsies have to cover?

>>26078320
I understand 0 volume means there is no real trading but does that mean I can't even buy it?

>>26077952
You dont need to buy a gem in this bullshit market

Just Spam a bunch of tickers. One will eventually pop

GOOOOOOOO

>>26078438
I did but I did it with stocks. Nio turned 3k into 15k for me.

Now I need to do the same but options.

Srac options for December maybe.

>>26078253

Its alot easier to make it with options.

>>26078320

It doesn't mean anything. It just means no interest at the moment. If you put a bid in it will probably be sold eventually but you may have to wait a few days for it to fill

>>26077845
They probably dont hire asians because they are afraid of chink spies
fucking based

>>26078372
my assumption is that institutional shorts can cover gradually over time and there's no reason they have to cover themselves into an infinity squeeze
They just haven't given up because Gamestop is still losing money every quarterly and the losses so far is absolutely negligible to them
This is like losing their gambling money on a weekly to them

Maybe the reason they don't give a shit is because they have a big institutional buddy that will guarantee them a private share transfer so their exit strategy is still very much predictable. Remember that these are billion dollar funds, they didn't reach this point without proper risk management and their own little tricks
Pic related is their performance despite GME

>>26078300
yeah, misunderstood that. I fucking love PLTR, they are pro west, and the jews are shilling so hard against it

>>26078377
Volume = Daily
Open Interest = Over all

Someone will buy or sell that for the right price on Monday

>>26078610
Are they racist?

>>26078641
Whats delta.

>>26077154
It's no more toxic than the wild stuff, there's some studies from early on that say they have higher contaminents on average than the wild ones but they havent been confirmed in later studies so most likely farmed salmon is just as safe as wild salmon. idk if the taste is different although it probably isnt noticeable if the salmon isnt primo fresh

>>26077154
Isn't that normal with big fish?

>tfw got all of some dumb whiny stocktwiggerer's comments deleted

>>26078604
I think they'll just cut a deal with Vanguard / Blackrock / whatever ETF zombies they borrowed the shares from to keep paying the borrow fees for years (these funds refused to recall their shares for the shareholder vote). Quite literally just out-live the company, sign a 100-year lease on the shares, lol.

Israel has displayed one of the most aggressive and proactive virus responses out of all countries. They have been on a hard lockdown for over 3 weeks. They have already vaccinated over 25% of their population. And STILL can do nothing.

B117 will be a global household name within a month. If you don't know what that is, you will soon. Nobody is ready for what's coming.

This is not priced in

Shill be some racist CEOs/Companies to invest in /smg/

>>26078604
>>26078831

It's pathetic. The double standards is fucking annoying.

>>26078717
Well shit, I was planning on Salmon tomorrow (marinated in teriyaki, seared, and served with some god tier mac and cheese), am I gonna die?

>>26078871
pltr

https://twitter.com/Gevo_Inc/status/1350495971289882625
Gotta buy more GEVO on Monday.

>>26078849
doesn't matter. Democrats are opening up again. They have literally adopted the trump policy now that the election is over of "gotta open the economy..its more costly to keep it closed"

The p1 strain in brazil is a real doom strain i dont see this effecting the market at all yet l (which indication are it maybe a 10% killer but more research is being done) I dont see covid being a factor anywhere.
https://eturbonews.com/2574601/new-dangerous-covid-2-virus-in-brazil-panama-cape-verde-and-portugal/

>>26078968
Nice cheapie.
I’m in (on Tuesday)

>>26078905
Yeah if I buy shares on margin and it dips 5% the next day I get liquidated meanwhile the tutes are short a stock that 2x'd in a week and it's like "Oh well, what can you do?"

Nothing against crypto. But it really is a ponzi scheme.

>>26078674
they have publicly stated that they will never work with "enemies of the west" such as china even if it is profitable, and would take on necessary projects such as drones and assisting in deportations

>>26077845
Ok I have to admit I browsed r*ddit after you linked that thread and stumbled onto this
Is it true what OP says about targeted ads telling him how bad PLTR is? Any of you holders can confirm. I'm fucking loading up on Tuesday if this shit is true

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kyhz9a/pltr_the_big_ddd/

>>26078849
I for one welcome the collapse, everything is pretty shit these days desu

>>26077075
>>26077164
https://github.com/iamadamdev/bypass-paywalls-chrome

>>26078717
farmed fish is much worse than wild you dont know what youre talking about. Farmed fish are kept in pens and eat nothing but corn and fish shit.

>>26079120

Imagine if that vaccine has long term side effects..and everyone dies

>>26079102
no one is reading all that

>He's not getting vaccinated?
>That's a discussion for HR.

>>26079182
Guess I'll be left alone to finally drink myself to death in peace

>>26079098
>implying stocks arent
>implying fiat isnt

>>26077081
Who in their right mind would buy farmed GMO salmon in an era when organic everything is gaining such momentum? Or am I the retard here?

>>26079170
Alot of places farm tilapia in grates below a chicken farm. The fish eat only dropped chicken feed and chicken poop and the occassional dead rat or antibiotics

>>26078831
yeah i agree, they're definitely not paying the spot rate that retail is paying to borrow shares lol
as much as stocktwits/reddit whatever likes to quote IBorrow or whatever
And these big holders would much rather prefer a consistent income revenue

I still think I sold too early. This long weekend is going to fuel so much FOMO for Tuesday and it's going to be a repeat of November 30
Good luck to everyone else who's holding through the weekend. I just think this is one of the times you should obviously inverse reddit

>>26078849
who gives a fuck, it's a disease will such low mortality rate, and there's fuckin too many of us already. We allowed fuckin pansies dictate how our entire society operates.

I unironically might just do etfs. Arkk and moon basically seem better than any stocks it’s all gambling.

VIXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
https://twitter.com/MariettaDaviz/status/1350537636956483584?s=20

>>26077845
It was funny seeing Cramer complain about PLTR because they refused to respond to his request to come on his show

>>26079206
Yea sorry forgot to mention its his #1 point

>>26079098
If the money supply was relatively static but the price kept going up it would be a Ponzi scheme. But money is being created in enormous amounts and has to go somewhere that gets a return, so that leaves stocks and crypto

>>26075835
Medium Rare, Buy GHIV I am very bullish on this company UWM and truly believe it will go to at least 30$ by the end of FEB, I personally have 4000 shares and a buddy of mine has 5200. Its a great company with a ambitious CEO. Very undervalued right now

>day 1 of the three day weekend
>/smg/ already slowly drifting towards Qoomer posting

>>26079236
Yes, I am implying that.
Shares represent ownership of a company, which produces something.
Fiat is an IOU from the government, and the power of the government is very real and existing.

>>26079228

It could happen. No one knows the long term effects of RNA vaccines. There is only data from about 100,000 people a year out..now its been used in cancer therapies and most people did die years later but that is blamed on the cancer

>>26079206
>Want to make money
>But not enough to read a couple of paragraphs

I fucking hate niggers
and fucking hate nigger day

>>26079311
No this edition is:
>/smg/ spends two hours debating about fish

>>26079244
we're talking about salmon i dont know anything about tilapia other than it is gross.

I CANT TAKE THE STRESS OF A 3 DAY WEEKEND JUST LET ME KNOW MY FATE ALREADY

>>26079240
It's not a matter of choice anon. Organic is going to be even more of a luxury in the future while GMO monsters are what the poor have to eat

>>26079376
Not so bad
I have EPL, and now NFL playoffs for today and tomorrow

Monday I’ll be working

Cmoooon tuesday 9am

>>26079182
>everyone dies
Bearish for next quarter's earnings.

>>26079249

Bro its not that. Yeah the deathrate is only .50% overall..yeah thats shitty and only 3x worse that flu.

But its not like the flu. its 24:7. We have already seen 2 to 3 waves now in cities.

Wave after wave after wave After a decade you done killed 20% of the worlds population if you ignored it.

You retain no immunity whatsoever from the last infection so your just stacking bodies every 5 or 6 months.

HOLY SHIT BUY VIXY CALLS
https://twitter.com/based_france_/status/1350541345966985216?s=20
https://twitter.com/shanermurph/status/1350541907152269313?s=20
https://twitter.com/based_france_/status/1350542178926407681?s=20

>>26079182
>Imagine if that vaccine has long term side effects..and everyone dies
Bullish unemployment would be at 0%

>>26079346
if you're talking about crazy idiosyncratic reactions, that's a risk that can happen with any drug, even something as "harmless" as advil
that's not a concern limited to vaccines

>>26079438
>niggerball and wagecucking
sounds uhh........ great, high five anon

>>26079342
ignoring crypto as a giant fraud is like ignoring the internet as a passing fad. even jamie dimon knows crypto is gonna eat his lunch

>>26079305
wtf... What you just said has absolutely nothing to do with ponzi schemes. I would shame my family if I entered into an argument with you.

>>26079403
Watch this docu in full. Red pilling on the whole farming fish industry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYYf8cLUV5E

>>26076487
Look I hate communist and all but the world and america will be fine faggot, Im hoping for a balkanization but its not going to happen unless libs make more states ie pueto rico and DC, pack the sumpreme court and eliminate the electoral college for a popular vote. Then ban all semi automatic weapons. This will probably happen but in around 10 years time. Hopefully by then I have gotten all I can out of the mil since its paying me over 100k a year for barely 2 hours of work a day.

>>26079240
As much as there's a luddite push against "muh gmos" the simple fact is the current population growth is unsustainable without maximizing food production. Eventually you'll have to either support gmo foods, a boom in child starvation deaths, or aggressive government population control.

>>26079454
lol ya those stacks of bodies since march and the homeless just keep piling up in the streets. But if we're outside rioting for BLM we are all immune

>>26079467

No im talking about permanent DNA breakdown from continued vaccinations a few years from now that causes cancer or something.

I need to get off. I need to cut my grass. See ya later fellas

Any good options calls?
PLTR?
Hit price and date of expirty?

>>26079481
Who said anything about ignoring crypto? Im saying its a ponzi scheme by nature, im not saying it will collapse.

>>26079270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZX6oLEK5KQ

>>26079508
i dont need that redpill im a fisherman i know how bad farmed fish is.

>>26079584
not really
ponzi scheme: "the more people buy [thing], the more valuable it gets"
crypto: "the smaller the supply, the more valuable it gets"

I'm thinking of buying a ton of GALT. For people in it still, what do you think?

Is there a crypto that’s like an etf? Fuck stocks

>>26079085
Hm I didn't knew the US market would be closed on Monday. I hope that means the stock won't go high on the euro market on Monday so I can buy even more.

>>26079626
Whops it was meant for
>>26078717

>>26079584
its not anymore of a ponzi than stock. tokens represent reward for participation in the network. Yes there are lots of scams but no its not a ponzi anymore than jerome powell and the money printer that goes brrr. you just mad cos you lost.money in some shitcoin huh

>>26079032

>The p1 strain in brazil is a real doom strain i >dont see this effecting the market at all yet l >(which indication are it maybe a 10% killer but >more research is being done) I dont see covid >being a factor anywhere.

>>26079240
people will only keep getting priced out of organic food, AQB has green/sustainable meme energy so they should be able to package it well

>>26079431
Hold moon and arkk and forget

>>26079706
yeah, bitcoin, unironically
just think of it like the s&p 500 or nasdaq index at this point

QUICKLY SOMEONE

When the market corrects this year, will crypto be a safe haven?

>>26079639
your posts were based up until this hot take

>>26077300
Unwashed heathenry.

>>26079745
>green
>GMO

cmon anon. the whole business plan of indoor farmed fish is pants on head retarded anyway

>>26077196
I used to do this with extra shit I had took about a month and 10ish hours of work to make 2k, I make around 110k a year so I just throw shit out or donate it now even it I could get like 1000$ off ebay for it off 20ish items or by listing items on craigs list for 100% or so, its too much effort for me. When I can just do the market and make 30k a year off memes

>>26079818
that's literally how it differs from a ponzi scheme

>>26079811
no, crypto always dumps harder than stonks
buy vixy

>>26079745
Salmon pretty expensive and not really available fresh in many coutries.
>>26079745
AQB could pump hard if UK btfo'd the euros out of their fishing waters, but I doubt that will happen any time soon.

>>26079454
>20% of the worlds population if you ignored it.
gimme a fuckin break

>>26076034
it's not very different than other apps now. it used to make things a lot easier for men, cause you could just make a profile and periodically check your inbox for messages, and reply to the attractive girls (pretty much what girls did on other apps). It was created with sort of feminist-y goals, like a Sadie Hawkins dance. But women users didn't like it. Then they started emulating tindr style like/dislike matching on top of it, and it pretty much defeated the entire purpose of only allowing women to message first. When they first started doing that, they frontloaded all the most attractive users, so that was fun.

>>26079784
It’s got wild swings

>>26079811
Short term no, long term yes

In liquidity crunches nothing is safe

>>26079811
No where is safe. Embrace your doom.

>>26079706
>decide on an amount to invest say $10k
>divide 10k evenly with top 5 or 10 shitcoins
>..
>profit?

>>26079838
GMO is very green

>>26079811

>>26079857
>buy vixy
That only worked when the fed and treasury weren't providing absurd liquidity to the markets. Volatility will be dead for a long time

baked
>>26079995
>>26079995
>>26079995

>>26079952
GMO is the exact opposite of green you fucking idiot. Go ahead lose money on it i wont stop you.

>>26075835
Why doesnt this BS have 'Blue' which is the rarest

>>26077124
Holy fuck I'm ngmi

>>26079291
Is it over for pltr now that reddit is in?