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Ok, its time you fucking faggots listen. See this man right here. His name is Brendan Eich, he fucking INVENTED Javascript, you know, that language used in literally every website everywhere.

Take a moment and look at his head.
Look at how fucking BIG his head is.
It is literally 8x the size of the average human.
Compare the size of his head to somebody like Zuckerberg or Bezos, and Eichs fucking DWARFS theirs.
Just look at how fucking massive it is.
Now imagine the size of his fucking brain, how much it can compute.
Complex critical thinking problems are fucking DECIMATED by this mans brain.
It literally radiates power at idle it has so many wrinkles in it.


This man was briefly CEO of Firefox before he was wrongly and unjustly ousted.
His hatred for non privacy browsers runs very deep.
Now take this hatred and couple it with his disgustingly large brain, and what do you get?
Well you get the Brave browser of course.

This guy is fucking sick of seeing the average person taken advantage of and privacy raped day in and day out by massive conglomerates like Google and Facebook.

Enter BAT.

Bat is currently trading at 21 cents. Yes 21 fucking cents.
If you are not accumulating you will stay poor for fucking ever.

Anytime you go to question the BAT project, just go and take a look at a picture of Eichs head. Look at how big it is, and then try to fucking tell me that BAT is not one of, if not the most promising coins.

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>>25977364
Here is a pic of Brendan before entering the Deep Blue computer used to defeat the greatest russian chess players. IBM was struggling to get it to perform properly using code, so Brendan took up the mantle and began to play from inside the case of Big Blue. Needless to say he decimated many grandmasters with ease.

>> No.25977721

>>25977364
>>25977650
Based and Eichpilled

>> No.25978128
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>>25977721
I feel bad for the anons falling for the FUD. Its even sadder the FUD is distributed by two individuals who have clear mental issues such as bipolar disorder and schizophrenia.

They cannot however, no matter how hard they try, refute the fact that Eichs head is ginormous.

Trust in the lobes

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>>25977364
Rare picture of Eich in his "molting phase"
Much like a lobster whose shell has become too tight for its body, Eichs brain is constantly growing and expanding as it absorbs almost all information in the room. This puts excess pressure on Eichs skull.
Usually Eich reserves his molting for in private, but sometimes if you are lucky, you can catch him doing it in the wild.

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25978550

Facebook partnership tomorrow.

>> No.25978922
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25978922

>>25978550
along with the already confirmed imgur partnership

>> No.25979003

>>25977364
Brave sucks ass.

>> No.25979050

>>25979003
>Red ID
sorry coomer you will not make it.

>> No.25979451

>>25978922
confirmed in 2018 lmao

>> No.25979603

Can someone post up those 'b drops' schizo posts from the big bat thread yesterday while we are posting up bat pastas. I'm on mobile I can't find em

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>>25979603
>80million partner ->follow the GREEN rabbit(https://imgur.com/.well-known/brave-payments-verification.txt))
>facebook partnership?? on the 15th/1/????
>youtube killer incoming (flight radar indicator STORM maps)
>self serve ad platform (draining the corrupt ad industry SWAMP)
>publisher ads(fixing: MKULTRA STRAIGHT INTO YOUR BROWSER clearpill - if you are reading this wake up)
>brave themis (operation midnight climax/bohemian grove. stake your BATs around google effigy)
trustThePlan
(wwg1wga 'eich')drop
20210114
{echo,
};

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>>25979603
the Great (reset) Libary of ALEXA(ndria)
>who was rankings?
underground Ἀτλαντὶς νῆσος ->why won't >mainstream mention us being BRAVE. who are the ATLANTEANS? connect the CHAIN
> >>>ultimate (B)drop (DO NOT IGNORE! DO NOT IGNORE - SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING) - what SHAPE is the CAPSTONE of TGPO(KHUFU/GIZA) when viewed from the where the sun sets?
WAKE UP, ARE YOU LISTENING YET - ARE YOU AWAKE?
> >>>ultimate (B)drop (DO NOT IGNORE! DO NOT IGNORE - SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING) - what SHAPE is the CAPSTONE of TGPO(KHUFU/GIZA) when viewed from the sun sets?
where is the capstone?
who took the capstone?
If you find the capstone, you find the truth to BRAVE/BAT.
(B)drop - fin.

>> No.25980335

someone spoonfeed me. Why should I buy BAT now ?

>> No.25980395

>>25977364
Explain how a $40 coin would work when i get 20 bat a month for doing nothing.

>> No.25980717

This thing died the moment I couldn't get rewards for IOS, and they decided to decide for me to automatically give out contributions to people from ads i click. NO Thank BAT, I shut that shit off.

>> No.25980991

>>25980717
ngmi

>> No.25981178

>>25978312
kek

>> No.25981215

>>25980717
appleglowie ngmi

>> No.25981234

>>25980717
>25 million user project died when anon specifically stopped getting iOs rewards.

>> No.25981441

>>25977364
But anon... javascript is a shit language.

>> No.25981780
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25981780

>>25980335
>25m Users growing exponentially each month
>Fully circ supply in roughly 2 months
>Volume has been absolutely insane on BAT recently
>Themis will implement staking on top of ad integrity
>Top whale wallets have been accumulating for years now
>Advertiser client buys have been increasing month after month
>real project that has built out its foundation properly

and last but not least

>Eichs head multitudes times larger than any other tech CEO
and last but not least

>> No.25981866

>>25981441
Call it whatever you want, theres no denying that it is the backbone of the web.

Eich created JS in 10 days 30 years ago, and its still the most widely used web language today.

>> No.25982070

>>25981234
you lost every ios user, last I checked that's alot. No wonder the price is still shit and getting worse.

>> No.25982227

why won’t this fucking shitcoin go up

>> No.25982338

>>25980717
>still using apple products
Apple will be dead this decade.