/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25934555
>23
>male
>170$
>janitor
>all in chainlink
>no , buss pass
>no

>>25934555
The only thing I'm disclosing is that I'm a virgin and I still wouldn't want to touch picrel.

>>25934555
checked and that's a man
>26
>man
>the west
>45k
>neet
>crypto
>yes
>no & no

>>25934555
14
F
Texas
Student lol
None but I think Bitcoin is cool
No
Virgin

>>25934555
>30
>his/him
>650k
>unemployed
>stocks and crypto
>tiny apartment, no car
>no, no

>>25934555
checked
also, she's hideous

>>25934555
>24
>male
>about 4kusd
>it
>stock and crypto started recently with small investments just to get the feel of it
>one car from 2003
>no kids, stable relation of three years

>>25934555
>42
>male
>2k
>Day-trader
>crypto
>a car
>yes and yes

>18
>F
>florida
>$2,500,000
>onlyfans
>crypto (mostly invested with tips from clients)
>6 Bed/5 Bath house and a highlander
>no lol, kids some day!

>>25934555
>24
>They/It
>Don’t fucking worry about it
>$9000
>Retail
>Just crypto
>Neither
>Not a virgin, no kids

>>25934555
delicious butterface big tiddie slampig

>>25934555
27
male
germany
medical doctor
none
own a small vw
have gf, no kids

>>25934555
damn this whore needs the cum treatment for her acne

>>25934812
she's pretty (her name is Alison Clark) just has terrible skin. She's much prettier in person.

>>25934791
Why do you people larp like this? I don't get it

>>25934637

Underage b&

>>25934866
its actually real
she must provide proof tho

>>25934555
Would impregnate & change diet.

>29
>m
>europe
>500k
>student
>crypto
>house and car
>no and no

also nice data mining glownigger

>>25934555

>37
>M
>Poland
>about 100k$
>Hard to describe but I work in automation of production industry
>Crypto
>Flat and 2 cars
>married with kids

>>25934555
>25
>male
>western europe
>$35k and 30k in debt
>data engineering
>crypto
>small car, no house, 95% of net worth in crypto
>gf, no kids

>>25934866
demoralization
are you triggered? it worked then

>>25934555
>>Age
27
>>male or female
m
>>From
eu
>>Net worth
10k
>>What job you do
nothing
>>Stocks, crypto or business?
crypto
>>Do you own a house or cars?
many cars, no house
>>are you a virgin, do you have kids?
yes

>>25934637
You're not getting off biz this easy

>>25934555
>23
>m
>iceland
>1.3m$
>Pretty much neet but i'm a trader
>Only local stocks, 500k on stamp. 90-100k on ikbr for options trading.
>live with my mom and dad lol but i have 2018 718 cayman s
>N&N

>>25934866
how is it a larp. i am also a onlyfans creator making money while sexing hot chicks

>>25934637
b&

35
male
china
about 15k Yuan
government drone
not allowed
no and no
yes and no

>>25934555
Checked.
That's how 90% of the girls look without make up anyway, so I definitely would.

>20
>male
>britbong
>£823
>IT support
>all in BTC at 31k
>own a car
>no & no

catch

>>25934555
24
US
50k
Deckhand
2k stonks liquidated 15k worth btc at 40k
signing purchase agreement on house in 20 mins/ 1 mazda hatchback 2014
gf with baby coming this summer

>35
>male
>USA
>1.2m
>Insuance
>Stocks, & crypto
>Yes and yes
>No and no

>>25934555
>22
>male
>-$12,000 ($25k in student loan debt)
>Gov Affairs
>For Crypto: BTC, ETH, VGX, Stocks: TSLA, Chamath's SPACs (IPOC-IPOF), VYGVF
>own Car
>not a virgin, no kids

>>25934906
shes 18
/r/gonewild

nice data mining thread

>25
>mtf tranny
>central europe
>16K
>uni student
>crypto
>shitbox car
>no & no

>>25934555
>22
>Female
>NYC
>-$20,000
>I eat the gum off of the subway railings. State job.
>400,000 LTC
>I share an apartment with Jerome
>I have several children however all of their fathers are in jail and/or missing.

>>25934894
It's bullshit until proven otherwise how naive are you

>>25934555
>30
>m
>$117k
>neet currently, would like to figure out something but comfy rn
>renter; yes car
>double nope

>36
>male
>Poland
>~130k
>Government rep.
>Stocks, crypto
>House and car
>Married, one kid, second on the way

>>25934798
>They/it

kek

>>25934555
>28
>M
>up north
>650k
>consulting
>stocks & crypto (ETH, LINK, GRT)
>tesla
>no & no

>>25934555
data mining is gay.
Female
Canada
$29,000
Nigger whore
Business only
Rent a trailer
Pussy virgin, only do anal.

>>25935193
ahem forgot
>stonks and crypto

>>25934637
fed? glowie?

>nigg
>a
>nig
>ga
>1448; DROP ALL TABLES; CREATE DATABASE based
>glow

>>25935501
For fucking sure

>>25934555
checked & would smash

>>25934791
Nobody wants your kids you whore.

>>25934637
>>25934791
>>25934798
>>25935104
>>25935120
>>25935448
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>25934555
>29
>Male
>Canada
>-320k from medical school
>Resident doctor
>A schizophrenic mix of metals, REITs, tech, and utilities. I am a dividend whore.
>I rent an apartment with my girlfriend
>No kids that I know of but I haven't been back to Czechia since 2014

Put $20k in stocks in December. At $21.4k now.

Leaf dollars are pain.

>>25934555
>male or tranny
ftfy

>>25935650
I fuck trannies, problem?

>>25934555
>28
>M
>NYC
>~$200k
>don't want to be too specific, its a shitty working class industrial job that I'm quitting on Friday
>crypto
>live with mom, lease car
>not a virgin, no kids

>>25935121
providing garbage information to data farmers is pretty based my man

>>25934555
27 next month
man
upper midwest
accts are at 30k
something like 80k school loan
accounting
stocks
car [4k], motorcycle [4k], condo [200k]
no, probably some day

>>25935695
poopie dick haha

>>25934555
>1488
>Both
>The sixth layer of hell
>Fucking OPs mom raw
>Everything
>Does a cave count as house?
>I fuck your mom OP

>>25935650
fuck, that’s a bit harsh

>>25936169
Newfag

>>25934555
>>Age
20
>>male or female
Male
>>From
Spain
>>Net worth
€2000, aprox
>>What job you do
I'm studying to get the C1 certificate on English, but I'm not doing nothing besides it.
>>Stocks, crypto or business?
Crypto: BTC, ETH, Link
>>Do you own a house or cars?
No
>>are you a virgin, do you have kids?
Yes. I am a virgin. I post on 4chan. You already know the answer. And no, I don't have kids, obviously, even though I want to have them in the future when I'm more mature and have enough money to raise them.

>PD:Noice trips.

>>25934791
Haha. Imagine being a stinky smelly whore. Lol. I’m also a women but I made my money by inventing a special device for breast feeding women to keep their kids from biting their nipples. I’ve made close to 10million. I’m so glad I’m not you, I’m so glad that I never sold my soul like that. Deep down I know you must hate yourself, letting men just abuse you. You’ll never be happy lol.

>>25934555
25
F (m)
6k
Indie gamedev
crypto, plan to business in any way profitable
no
No, no

>>25934555
>21
>male
>UK
>fk knows, maybe like 5k?
>Have tech business. brings in over 1.5k monthly.
>Statera, chainlink and my business.
>No, use money to buy more crypto.
>yes and no

>Age
20
>male or female
male
>From
america
>Net worth
$130k
>What job you do
studfent
>Stocks, crypto or business?
crypto
>Do you own a house or cars?
i had a $1k car but crackheads stole it and ripped it for parts lol
>are you a virgin, do you have kids?
virgin

>>25934555
29
M
Australia
$600k USD ($500k of that is real estate that is in my name but I don’t benefit from it yet).
Lawyer
Crypto and business (stocks to follow after the upcoming crash)
Technically I own a house, but practically no. I own a car.
Getting married later this year. Hopefully kids to follow in the next two years.

>>25934555
Fuck you feds

>>25934637
MODS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.
CLEAN IT UP JANNIE.

>>25936275

>>25934555
>25
>male
>Canada
>$200k
>NEET
>LINK
>No house, 2016 Honda Accord
>Virgin

>>25936683
Based

Fuck data miners

>>25934928
>37 100k phahahhahahahahha my sides.

19
M
167K
Bongland
NEET
Yes Yes
No no

>>25936756
Leolist.cc

>>25935650
I never called myself a woman, anon. and get some new material, I know this weak pasta by heart at this point

>>25935695
based

>>25934555
27
M
Negative due to student debt
Medical student, see above
Crypto
Yes, Yes
No, No

>>25934622
What's your secret pls bro I'm 25 and only have $700 in btc that's all my money

25
M
700$ btc
USA
Run computer shop
No, yes 2002 accord but it doesn't run
No no

>>25937186
Just work and dont be a retard, saving 10-20k a year is easy when you are smarter than a brick.

>>25934555
>18
>$50K
>dishwasher
>stocks and a bit of crypto
>no
>no

>>25934848
Nein! In wechem country anon? Do you operierten schöne Frauen?

>>25934555

24
M
Germany
Counting inheritance somewhat around 450k euro
Studying pharmacy
Atm only crypto, but I'm planing on investing some gains in stocks in the near future. apart from this I'm also currently in the process of starting a business with two friends
One house and a 2018 audi A5
Not a virgin, no kids

>>25934555
>23
>male
>Norway
>90k USD
>Student
>Stocks and crypto
>Renting
>No

I suffer in Norway

>>25934555
18
female (inb4 x y and z)
>6k in bank
>parents owe 1.5k
>6k in crypto
not saying desu
crypto, wasn't old enough for stocks when I had an excess of money
Ford Taurus SE 2013
I WAS A KHV UNTIL CHAD HUGGED ME
now I get to be kv

>>25934555
>>Age
28
>>male or female
M
>>From
USA
>>Net worth
400k USD
>>What job you do
IT
>>Stocks, crypto or business?
All, side job/llc, crypto speculation, stocks from last year, ba/shop/amz/tsla and RSU's from "work"
>>Do you own a house or cars?
20yr old car, going to buy a 15yr old car as a better and newest is 11yr old.
>>are you a virgin, do you have kids?
probably have kids, lots of creampie in jp/cn/ph. used different social media and don't comingle whores to friends often.

>>25936236
Your english is pretty good anon. Keep up the good work.

>>25934555
>29
>f
>california
>$35k
>neet
>stocks and crypto
>neither, will inherit house hopefully decades from now and not soon
>gonna be a wizard

>>25937924
Women don't lurk biz. I am sorry but tell your lies somewhere else please.

>>25937924
>>25937974
dilate

>>25937101
I really dont want to get a criminal record for trying to buy a prostitute. That would be too much for me.

>>25934555
29
M
US
~200k
Programming for government contracts
~50/50 stocks/crypto
Car
No, no

>>25937797
Fuck off

>>25938025
OhHh SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE

>>25937969
Thx, my dude.

>>25938005
I'm probably autistic, I showed a pic of me in grade 2 to chad and he said I looked like greta thunberg or like uncle-anon's niece

>>25938018
you're in a better position to dilate anon, I can't get that surgery

>>25937925
>probably have kids, lots of creampie in jp/cn/ph.

cn?
japan?
ph?
how u meet these girls
u white? height?