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yup

Honestly I'm suprised more shit hasn't gone wrong with all the people doing nothing

>>25917572
My social skills have rotted away completely. I want to build a compound in the woods.

>>25917572

>>25917572
>be me
>sysadmin at company you'd all know
>some manager higher up who is out of touch with his employees gets sold this agile shit is the bees knees
>already have service now, now have version one, jira, and 3 or 4 other tools that do tickets and track projects
>poker session for our scrum agile team
>have to estimate how many hours--pardon--how many STORY POINTS this USER STORY takes so we know the impact on our VELOCITY
>it takes a few hours
>Only one with technical knowledge amongst team of 9 that usually does all the work at the end of the day anyway
>Say it takes 3 days
>Do it in a few hours
>Another 2.5 Day break in the pocket.

Agile is the most retarded dumb bullshit buzzword corporate crap I've ever seen in my life and has made every company I've ever worked at who used it incredibly inefficient. But I love taking advantage of the system. I get paid the same either way so fuck it. Boss makes a dollar I make a dime thats why I shitpost on company time!

>>25917614
I have been doing DIY projects since COVID hit. Trying to increase the value of my home and take advantage of working remote. So far we've white washed the fireplace, installed backsplash, sold a bunch of old junk on Craigslist, painted out basement, installed little knobs on cabinets, Put insulation in the garage and boarded it up, added a few electrical outlets, and replace trim all on company time

>>25917840
Nice. I cleaned my bathroom for the first time in a year last week.

>>25917729
No wonder it takes a fucking week to get something minor done, I know you devs are shitposting but I can’t fill the goddamn backlog quick enough because the business is fucking retarded so its alright

>t PO

>>25917609
How is this any different from normal work? People are so fucking slow at doing anything at all that nobody even notices when they are actually doing nothing.

>>25917572
Based. We already have a general king

>>25917572
This but feels fucking bad man

>PhD student doing compchem for the moment
>set simulations off and read academic papers while i wait for them to finish
>spend more time looking at btc line move than reading

>>25917572
>be me, wfh fag
>crunchtime
>looming deadlines
>putting in 12 hour days
>every day wake up and think "finally today I can take it easy"
>email alert, some more bs to take care of
>mfw another 12 hour day
I hate you faggots Im working myself to the bone here

>>25918368
>>be me, wfh fag
>>crunchtime
>>looming deadlines
>>putting in 12 hour days
>>every day wake up and think "finally today I can take it easy"
>>email alert, some more bs to take care of
>>mfw another 12 hour day

Same here contsant deadlines one after the next, every day i think i'll get a rest day tomorrow, but i never do

>>25917572
We already have a thread for this anons

>>25909841
>>25909841
>>25909841

I'm glad I still get to go to the office. Nothing comfier then getting in sipping coffee for the first hour, write some stuff up on the shape of the world and then fuck around with the colleagues in fun meetings. If I wanted to I could get all my weeks work done in a day really but because other people in the company are so fucking slow there's no need for that. Soon I'll grab my next promotion and then look for a more exciting job.

based

>>25918453
at least Im not the only one
this has been going on for weeks Im about to an hero here I just can barely take it anymore

>>25918162
Same I’m sad all the time now.