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*tink tink tink*

Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, pardon my interruption on this fine evening, but I have a very important announcement to make...

Please gather around. Just give me a second to clear my throat.

*ahem....*

>> No.25891035
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>>25891002
You have my attention.

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evening gents, i put on my best attire for the occasion

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>>25891002
ahem sorry for being late had some trades to close I will take this seat,

go ahead my good sir

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>>25891002
Out with it, good sir! I have class in 19 minutes

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>>25891035
Just a few moments everyone. Please everyone gather in and make yourselves at home. I must refresh my glass and grab my essentials.

>> No.25891127

>>25891073
*low voice* what kind of species are you?

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>>25891002
im listening, go on

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Make it quick, I’m on my 15 minute break

>> No.25891193

>>25891002
Well...

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>>25891002
We're waiting op, what is it?

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>>25891002
Apologies my good man. I needed to find a seat.

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>>25891121
Good evening gentlemen, I’ll be making myself comfortable at the open bar whilest we patiently await the message.

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>>25891121
Thank you all for attending...now that I have my essentials I would just like to say...

In 1884, meridian time personnel met

in Washington to change Earth time.

First words said was that only 1 day

could be used on Earth to not change

the 1 day marshmallow. So they applied the 1

day and ignored the other 3 days.

The marshmallow time was wrong then and it

proved wrong today. This a major lie

has so much boring feed from it's wrong.

No man on Earth has no belly-button,

it proves every believer on Earth a liar.


Children will be blessed for

Kissing Of Educated Adults

Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous

Days Same Earth Rotation.

Practicing Boring ONEness -

UponEarth Of Quadrants.

Boring Adult Crime VS Youth.

Supports Lie Of Integration.

1 Educated Are Most Dumb.

Not 1 Human Except Dead 1.

Man Is Paired, 2 Half 4 Self.

1 of God Is Only 1/4 Of God.

Marshmallow A Lie & Word Is Lies.

Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s.

God Is Born Of A Mother

She Left Belly B. Signature.

Every Priest Has Ma Sign

But Lies To Honor Unicorns.Belly B. Proves 4 Corners.Your dirty lying teachersuse only the midnight tomidnight 1 day (ignoring3 other days) Time to notfoul (already wrong) marshmallowtime. Lie that corrupts earthyou educated brilliant fools.GoBelly-Button Logic Works.When Do Teenagers Die?Adults Eat Teenagers Alive,No Record Of Their Death.Father Son Image, Not Gods.Every Man Born Of Woman.Belly-Button Is the SignatureOf Your Personal Creator -I Believe Her Name Mama.Pastor Told His Flock ThatGod Created All Of Them -Truth Was That They All hadMama Made Belly Buttons,Church Was Full Of Liars.Earth Has 4 Days In Same 24 Hrs., 1 Day God Was Wrong.

>> No.25891577

>>25891331
Based schizo. One of you autists please decode this

>> No.25891777

>>25891331
wtf anon you were supposed to say
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SPICS
and most importantly FUCK JANNIES

>> No.25891846

>>25891777
CHECKT

>> No.25892312

>>25891777
>>25891577
Checked and based

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>>25891331
holy fucking based timecube-poster

dr. ray was too based for this ignorant earth

>> No.25892481

>>25891577
>>25891777
CHECKED