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I liquidated my crypto stack when bitcoin was at 40k, and it feels much better than I ever could have dreamed. I can finally afford everything I've dreamed of having. I just put a down payment on a house so my girlfriend and her son can finally have a stable place to live, paid cash for a vasectomy, and bought four brand new Nintendo Switches for all of us to play together. The rest is in index funds gathering interest.

We're all gonna make it bros.

>> No.25886890

>>25886828
>my girlfriend and her son
he didn't make it

>> No.25886934

>>25886890
>four brand new Nintendo Switches
he did

>> No.25886946

>>25886828
based & incredibly redpilled
wahoo!

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25886982

>>25886828

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25886995

>my gf
>her son

>> No.25886997

>>25886828
So brave, anon

>> No.25886998

>>25886934
>Vasectomy
He didn't

>> No.25887023

>>25886828
Fuck i almost believed kek

>> No.25887073

>>25886828
Based and bing bing wahoo-pilled

>> No.25887087

>>25886890
>>25886934
>>25886946
>>25886982
>>25886995
>>25886998
Back to plebbit newfags

>> No.25887090

>>25886995
>my gf
>her son
>anon
that's 3 switches. and the fourth is for...

>> No.25887136

>>25886828
I wanna live in that dream too...

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25887154

>>25886828
i cashed out 3 BTC for $100K yesterday and put it in VTI and ARKK. I still have a few more which I will cash out at $100K if we ever get there. Then .25 in 2025 and .25 in 2029. I have $700K in index funds now and a paid off townhouse. Feel ready to resign, my GF says wait for her to go back to work. She doesn't know how much I have though.

>> No.25887177

>>25886828
I will do the same without the Nintendo.

>> No.25887181

>>25887090
You know

>> No.25887217

>>25887181
Baby Daddy Sage

>> No.25888378

>>25886997
Thanks fren :D.

>>25887136
Just invest in crypto and be a gentleman! The woman of your dreams will fall into your lap, as long as you work for it!

>>25887154
> letting your gf work
ngmi, you need to support her!

>> No.25888446

Based

>> No.25888521

>>25887090
his wifes boyfriend, of course

>> No.25889441

>>25886828
Oh wow, a r€dditor actually made a profit. Jamal is going to burn through that money, you know how niggers can be OP.

>> No.25889495

>>25886828
We're all gonna make it, good luck anon!