/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25871260
Same, I've not even sent an email, simply replied to one message on teams. Just been posting Tether FUD for fun.

>>25871285
based

>>25871285
unquestionably BASED

>>25871260
amen basedbro
truly hope corona is here to stay.

>>25871260
I have sent one email, fapped twice, played 2 LoL matches (one lost, one won), and bought 5 ETH during this dip

>>25871260
This has been my life the last 3 years going on 4. Owning a business has it's perks. I make a few calls and badabing badaboom things get done and I can continue to read, shitpost with you all, and trade when conditions are right.

>>25871325
>>25871298
>wake up at 9am
>open Teams app on phone to appear online
>get out of bed about 10am and start laptop
>keep laptop to the side of me while I shitpost
>jump on the Peloton at lunchtime for a spin class (not a meme It has saved my fucking sanity through lockdown)
>come back, check messages
>do a couple of power point slides to look productive
>continue to shitpost
>check stock/portfolio performance
>go out for an afternoon walk
>come back, check laptop and turn off
>resume shitposting

I am going to find a new job soon though, getting a bit sick of the retards I work with.

Any suggestions for comfy (snowy or wood landscapes, comfy cabin, you know the drill) series to watch while working? No woke shit, so anything past 2010 is pretty much out of the question

>>25871260

Snap

Who £100k+ wagie here doing fuck all?

>>25871260
Same but it make me feel useless and unskilled.

>>25871260
playing the Pharaoh on my home rig while programming some shit here on my work laptop

>>25871260
I woke up from bed a few minutes ago.
Feels pretty good.

>>25871260
you know you can´t keep getting away with this forever right ? soon you shall be vacinated (against your will if you don´t cooperate) and will be thrown right back to your wagie cage where you should have never left in the first place

Heheh furst day working the new job in person! So excited! Gonna go make me money for the overlords! Daily grind!

>>25871710
Fucking where to? Our company is scaling back the office that could only fit 60% of us in anyway, so we had to work from home.

There's no difference in output and people seem happier. Working in offices is dead.

>>25871745
>yfw your employer realizes that if everyone is working remotely, then anyone in the world with a pc and internet access can do your job
Enjoy it while it lasts, cause this is the first step to getting outsourced.

>>25871710
That's why I'm looking for permanent wfh positions. On the clock of course

>>25871817
Yeah that's worked so well in the past, armies of Pajeet's speaking broken English, that idea died a while ago.

>>25871487
Reporting in. £150k total comp last year and I do at best 20 hours a week.

I hope the COVID meme never ends

>>25871883
A fellow engineer im financial services I guess?

>>25871883
>>25871487
Similar situation. I do miss interacting with people though. Miss goin' pub of an afternoon.

>>25871940
You are correct sir.

same here
2h more and Im done ahhh too bad that I am not living in some warmer climate but still comy

>>25871260
same except i trawled biz all day trying to find a way to find out how much the glitch token sale was filled

>>25871260
Welcome back! Absolutely fucking based Chadass
Best threads ever! Wfh since February 2020 doing 2h od work daily tops.
Any idea what shall I do as a side-kick job?

>>25871864
Yeah, I'm sure no one will possibly connect the dots between your own admitted low productivity and the incredible payroll savings waiting to be made. Everything that can be outsourced has been outsourced. But now, lots of jobs that were thought to require a body have been shown to be easily transitioned to remote work. What does that mean? Lots more candidates for outsourcing.

It's just going to take some employers a little while to realize
>Wait...if no one is coming to work anymore, then why are we paying them so much?

im a wfh fag and Im literally working 12 hour days right now to meet deadlines wtf are you tards even doing?

>>25872045
Seethe more wagie, critical software engineering work is NEVER getting outsourced, especially in banking/finance. Some of the larger shops are doing it but the results speak for themselves.

I challenge you to find someone who can do the work we do at the same level of quality and who doesn't charge top dollar for it.

>>25872045
Jokes on you, I want redundancy.

>>25871487
>>25871883
£180k total comp but I have too much fucking work. What do

>>25871285
I triple dog dare you to create another Tether fud thread.

>>25872113
>>25872104
And this, sadly is why I'll never get it.

>>25872145
Leave banking and get into IT is the easiest way, but to be honest I think that ship has sailed. From what I hear it is quite cut-throat for juniors and the amount of codemonkeys graduating from bootcamps is completely saturating the market on the lower levels.

Still hate this fucking industry despite the comfiness. I'd rather do front-office work and interact with hot women every day and based chads rather than deal with back-office/software manchildren and numales.

>>25871978
>>25872145

Being a mid-level VP during the pandemic is one of the comfiest jobs you can have. Doing fuck all, spending fuck all, earning a lot.

>>25871978
>>25872145
Any tips on getting high paying job like that? How many years of experience do you guys have?

>>25872235
5 years of professional experience, and a few additional years on a hobbyist level. No degree.

My best tip is to always be hustling and keep an eye on technology trends so you can stay ahead of the curve (languages that are getting popular, tech stacks that are getting hot at startups etc.). Contrary to popular belief there are a lot of brainlets in this industry and it is trivial to outplay them as they usually have their head so far up their ass they cannot adapt to change as quickly as autists on 4chan and are more focused on nerdcred than actual business value.

>>25872204
>>25872145

There are tech jobs that fall under front office now. A lot of the algorithmic and risk development comes under quant/trading, but you're still a glorified tech guy, you just get paid about 40% more.
Working in tech in a bank is truly shitty work, especially at the European shops.

>>25872351
What's your skillset? Location before wfh? Was it London

>>25872235

You need to be strong in python/Java, ideally both and have an interest in finance. Go to a lot of interviews, stay at each place until someone offers you 25% more to leave then you go to your boss and they match or you leave. You do this until you hit £100k.

>>25872204
>Leave banking and get into IT is the easiest way, but to be honest I think that ship has sailed.
From shitposting over at /g/, I really don't envy them. Also I don't know if I fancy retraining at this point but maybe I need to take a step back to move forward.
>>25872235
I joined a grad scheme at a financial consulting firm 10 years ago. I'm on the buy side, not at a bank.

>>25872351
The brainlets are the ones who spend 20 years at the same company.

>>25872360
Yeah I know a couple mates doing front-office work at bulge bracket banks, but I honestly don't see the appeal. As you said you are still a glorified tech guy and unfortunately in this clown continent you will never command the respect a sleazy investment banker does.

I work in meme fintech and while that is somewhat better it is still essentially a satellite industry of traditional finance and staffed to the brim with numales and arrogant fucks who pretend they are being revolutionary when all they are doing is just building regular financial products with cool UX/UI. Worst of all you are still considered a subhuman in the EU by every other professional, even if your total comp is more than theirs in some cases.

>>25871446
Twin Peaks

>>25872512
It's weird isn't it, I know lawyers, doctors and front office finance guys that earn less than me, but to them I'm still no different to the guy who installs the new PCs.

>>25872451
Don't get into IT mate, that's my honest advice. When the VC bubble explodes these extreme comp schemes are going to evaporate as quickly, and unfortunately there is ZERO career progression in this profession. You max out at around £200k and the only way you can get more is if you are hyper-specialised in something and can contract for £1,000 per day or get into management, and because we are in the EU boomer executives will never ever promote you into senior management at established companies, so your only real option is to start your own thing/company.

>>25872410
I don't want to get into specifics but I'm specialised in financial technology. Worked in London before WFH and the London brandname unironically helps, just like SV is a brandname in the US.

>>25872561
This. Strongly recommends

I'm right now in a meeting working at home and instead of listening I just shitpost on 4chan and check my crypto balance half of the day.

You work from home fags are the most lazy piece of shit types. I have a friend who works from home and he sends me photos of him under blankets at 10:30 AM like “I’m in a meeting right now hee hee so tired don’t wanna work” Sit up you faggots do something with yourself while you can

>>25872667
Cope. I'm trading stocks and crypto making easy money on the side

>>25872667
literally me right now kek

WFH Finance chads: how do I make it to a similar position? I studied engineering but only have rudimentary programming skills, and it seems like most wfh positions are software ones.
I find finance interesting and I’m a pretty quick learner, but there’s no fucking way I’m going back to school. What’s a viable career path for me? I’m 25 and have been working in engineering since I graduated. It sucks balls and my pay is shit

>>25872704
I guess I should be directing my vitriol at someone else because work from homers here at least have portfolios. I’d go over to reddit but I can’t call them faggots on that site

>>25872591
The way software engineers are compensated in the UK is very telling too. Some recruiters have the fucking audacity to LinkedIn me leads that pay £40k-£50k a year for a senior position. I once had a company email me and wanted to offer me £30k, despite them being cashflow rich and could easily afford paying me whatever the market rate was. Fucking clowns.

>>25871487
Yep reporting in.

>>25872712
happy for you but I also hate you anon sit up at the least please

>>25872737
This except IT. Same age and story.

>>25872737
It's getting harder and harder to break into software by the day. In my opinion the only way to truly make it in software regardless if its fintech or something else is that you need to truly, unironically, and unequivocally be passionate and autistic about it. If you cannot see beauty in code and be willing to learn about cool new shit on a daily/weekly basis you are unfortunately going to be left behind. It's harsh and unfortunate but that's the way it is, this industry isn't for everyone.

If you feel like you have talent for it then try creating and publishing some projects on Github and move up from there, but I cannot understate the importance of you enjoying it, because if you force yourself you will eventually end up burnt out and suicidal.

>t. almost committed suicide after severe burnout despite having a childhood passion for this shit

£60k wageslave cuck reporting in, imagine working for peanuts as if I were a pajeet sirs i'd rather spread tether fud on biz 4 fun

>>25872857
Should also add that I kind of segued into this profession. Started working at 18 and am 24 now and really started working because I had been doing it since my teens.

If I could do it all over again I would have gone to school for a meme degree at a meme target school and gotten into a meme investment banking role rather than this clusterfuck. But hey, golden handcuffs.

>>25872783
Ok, I'll do it for you cutenon

>>25872667
i've worn sweatpants and a hoodie for the past 9 months and i've absolutely fucking crushed it at work, meeting and exceeding every expectation laid upon me. cope, seethe, and get back to the wage cage, wagie.

>wfh one week in three
>do even less work for the other two weeks because there's 4 people in the office
>all this spare time and I feel like shit for not doing shit
How should I be using this time? I want to at least learn more about finance for side income but have zero idea where to start, I've always just left my money in EFTs at around 5% return

>>25871717
if you're born rich you can fuck OFF! we slave and proud in here

i used to work in retail and it made me want to an hero myself, now i have an IT job and working from home is fucking bliss. no shitty boss analysing my every move, no cunty customers that make me genuinely hate other people. no stress to actually do anything...

I just sit and play games watching my little green numbers go up

>>25871260
Almost 30yo, working in financial audit in a big4 for 38k€ in an open office.
I wanna kms everyday.
I have no skills appart from broad but shallow financial knowledge, and I don't know how to code.

$7.7k USD Brazilian wagie working in the code mines of a boomer "fintech" company. I'm truly a slave and work only to feed and shelter myself so I can further slave myself away for my overlords until they decide they've squeezed enough of my brain power and toss me to the streets like they did to my colleagues and frens last year. I hate the state of the industry in this country.

25 y.o. senior software developer, working from home. Steady job, great pay and I do fuckall compared to other people. I worked from home even before covid so I'm used to it and I love it. Been in the biz for 4 years now.

>>25872987
thank you sir feel that blood flow to your biz brain

>>25873079
Well I guess I’m not talking about people like you anon

>>25873110
>big 4 audit
KEK. do you euros get absolutely crushed with overtime and shit working conditions? i did big 4 audit in america and was 50-60 hours a week for 1/3 of the year, plus a 1-2 hour commute to clients.

>>25873110
Are you a Deloitte drone?

>>25873110
I'm so sorry anon. Which EU country?

>>25871260
Working in KYC/AML for a major bank. I do absolutely nothing.

>>25873156
How are you senior at 25?

>>25871260
carpenter/wagepleb on vacay here. while i enjoy my profession and the fiat is decent for now, i realize as the upper-middle class home owning boomers die off my prospects for gainful employment grows slimmer. what are some resources i can look into for finding a stable secondary income that will eventually lead to primary income ? i'm a bit above midwit level and capable of learning something new, though maybe not as fast as most here, but i'm willing to take a risk

>>25872737
You need to just get in at the bottom, once you've got a big bulge bracket bank (JP Morgan, Goldman Sachs) or hedge fund/HFT firm (Citadel, Jane Street) on your CV, moving elsewhere becomes much easier and people will pay you because they think you must be good.
My advice:
1. Go on HackerRank or whatever and work through literally every algorithms/data structures and language specific problem for your language.
2. Apply for jobs, call up recruiters and give them your CV
3. Do as many interviews as you can at smaller places even if you have no interest in them - some of the smartest people I know still fuck up due to lack of prep/interview experience
4. Read some finance books, at least understand the basics of equities/bonds/commodities and how they trade

But as others have said working in tech in financial services is shit for most people, don't expect to feel like you've made it when you hit 100k, it will just make the work slightly more bearable.

>>25873370
There is not a single country in the world that has promotional practices that make sense

>>25873196
I'm in PE so I sont really go to clients, especially right now, I'm close to work also.
I won't get promoted because I do garbage work, I do about 40h per week but it drains all my mental energy because I hate it.
Also barely any friends at work, atmosphere is shit, fake smiles and rat racing.
Also no gf

>>25873292
>>25873209
EY Luxembourg

>>25873370
It's from company to company my dude. Basically I did all the right things at all the right times. You just need experience + skill. 4 years is plenty enough for a lot of experience if you do it right. Skill is something you have to work on. It took me a lot of time and work to land where I'm at but now it's just comfy all the way.

>>25873439
>Luxembourg
>38k EUR

Why do you accept these conditions?

>>25873480
big 4 public accounting firms are full of the most cucked wageslaves to have ever walked this godforsaken kiked earth.

>>25873301
>Working in KYC/AML for a major bank. I do absolutely nothing.
What's your education / work background? Sounds comfy, I want a job like that.

>>25873400
This. Managers fuckers try to shill their year-based rigid structure for promoting people, like 3 years for Jr, 5 years for mid-level, 8-9 years for senior, so the company can save money and then they receive big fat checks that their slaves got them for "being efficient", when in fact people get better way faster than this and will immediately jump to another company if they feel underpaid for the amount of work they're doing.

>>25873439

da fuck you make 38K in luxemburg thats proper pajeet cuck wageslavery

id rather buy a suicide stack of most shilled pnd scam on biz this month

>>25873561
>Managers fuckers try to shill their year-based rigid structure for promoting people

Because managers are fucking niggers and kikes

>>25871717
Working 40 hours a week for the past three months has me wanting to kill myself. I unironically like my work, too, I just hate not having any time and having to interact with literal, actual goyim.

>>25873704
Fuck you, kike!
For real now, when will the 40h/week meme end? At least for programming jobs this doesn't make any sense imo.

>>25873480
because I'm a limpdick retard, I'm gonna quit or get fired on the following months

It's been great. Been making some awesome RuneScape gains and started watching Stargate SG1. Good show

>>25873546
I'm during my 3rd year of a Bachelor degree in finance, EU-based. Honestly the tasks are highly repetitive (I'm an intern) and I wouldn't recommend it as a long-term job, unless of course you're hired as a manager. However it can be fun when you call up some clients which you deem high-risk. A perfect job if you're busy studying and want some stable income.

>>25873538
I can confirm

>>25871398
it's so nice to see a pretty, modestly dressed young woman like this. she looks like an upstanding member of her community, likely volunteers helping children, and is waiting for the right man to start a family with.

>>25873561
The whole notion of promotion based on experience is fucking retarded. I started my Grad role two years ago and already do the job better than 2 guys 15 years my senior in the same team.
Manager tells me at the end of last week to look towards maybe a small promotion to “Assistant Senior” by the end of this year. Started looking elsewhere that night

>>25871285
Can we just have more Tether FUD threads so work from home chads have a place to shitpost the day away?

>>25873133
I'm sorry for you, amigo. Almost fell for the "fintech" meme a while ago.

>>25874117
>showing that much skin
There was a time in America where she would have been considered a no good slut.

>>25873391
Is the work shit?

>>25873880
You're really being taken advantage of anon i doubt they will fire you but you should quit. In the US your job right out of college would be at least $55k and that's in a low cost of living city and not including bonuses, not richfag Luxembourg wtf. Go into private industry like me I sit on my ass at home most of the day and make almost $60k

Just got out of bed at 8:30 after staying up until 2:30, time to check my favourite thread while getting paid to do so.
>>25871428
My girlfriend bought a Peleton during lockdown, and I was making fun of her for it at the time, but now that it's arrived I use it more than she does. It really does make cardio bearable.
>>25871710
Joke's on you, I was hired as a remote worker before the coof hit as part of an unofficial experiment to see how well WFH works.
>>25871817
They tried this in the 90s with the pajeets. It cost them more money.
>>25872351
It's shocking how many people suck at coding and work in it full-time. And I'm not talking "memorised the C++20 standard" levels of autism here, simple shit like fizzpop that seem like a joke when you first encounter them.

Ok, time to get paid for taking a shower.

>>25871260
Im a QA tester and all I've been doing this week is playing an update for a big game.

Legit just messaging teams every half hour to look productive

>>25871260
60k USD/year remote working in Prague doing fuck all.

>>25874497
Actually 70k with bonuses lmao.

What do frens

I'm currently working part time doing some shitty web app, I've probably worked less than 10 hrs / week last couple of months but before I was doing legit 60 hours workweeks. The project just doesn't interest me anymore, I'm pretty sure it's going to fail and they'll somehow put the blame on me since I'm the only one actually coding. For this 2021 I
wanted to get a full time at home job in a big tech company, but fear that it'll be worse. I live in a 3rd world country so my current job pays literally less than 500 USD a month, a normal to high full time would pay around 2k/month. That's also a reason I've been working less and less. Should I start applying for a higher pay job and upgrade my wagie status? Should I do a masters? Should I just take a couple months off and just fuck hoes or try to get a gf? Should I keep my boring part time job? What would you do in my situation

>>25871260
>work as graphic designer for big corporate giant
>no one knows how long it takes to do anything because boomers
>sometimes get a week+ to do projects i can hammer out in half a day
>make 130k to work maybe 10 hours a week
this is the life anons, covid is wagies revenge on society

>>25874122
I'll stay for a few more months and move on too, desu. I've been working on all projects since all OGs left last year due to shitty management bad practices, and I don't want to go through the same bullshit.
>>25874201
It's a generalized problem in this shitty country, low pay, management raking in all the profits and abusing the workers. Fintech on other countries at least have nice salaries and bonuses, we don't even get that.

>>25874308

95% yes, unless you get to work on something interesting.
If you like debugging legacy code with poor tools and zero documentation then you'll be happy.

>>25871260
>>25871285
>>25871298
>>25871344
>>25871398
>>25871428
>>25871643
>>25871710

And you guys call blacks lazy?

>Wake up at 5
>Lift at gym until 7 or so
>Breakfast at home, online by 8
>Eat breakfast while working for solid 3-4 hours, and actually working
>40 min break, usually with light lunch and a walk for dat der Vitamin d
>Back to work, another 4-5 hours
>Continue answering one off emails into the night
>Make a healthy dinner
>Bed by 9, 8 hours of sleep to get at it next day

Some of you need to be in an office because you lack discipline. If you can't focus on work for at least a couple hours straight you have undiagnosed ADD.

>>25875217
it's only january 12th and this is a strong contender for cringe of the year.

>>25871260
Good morning fellow WFH chads! Blessed be us chosen by the divine for this righteous gift. I hope I’m last to get a vaccine, I hope it doesn’t work, I hope I can WFH forever.

Even if I’m asked to come back to the office I’ll send an email to the boss and request further WFH privledges, as in my bosses own words he’s been “impressed” with how well I’ve done. I’ve worked maybe 10 hrs a week since March. Spending time in an office would simply be a prison sentence when I can get 40 hrs of work done in 10.

Have a wonderful Tuesday bros, keep it cool.

>>25875217
Found the 23 year old who hasn't learned he's not getting any awards for working a length of time "because Henry Ford said so a hundred years ago."

>>25875463
No, what's cringe of the year is 'answering ' two emails a day "hurr durr we'll have to look into that next sprint boss" while fapping to hentai and trading shitcoins all day - all while writing essays on mongolian beef grilling forums about why blacks and Hispanics are low IQ and don't work

>>25875588
Found the guy who's first in line to get laid off

>>25875597
You do realise that everything on this website is drenched in thick layers on irony, including this thread, right newfag?

>>25875217
>>25875597
>>25875632
what causes a person to be so insecure they feel the need to convince the biznessmen of 4channel that they are such a motivated go getter?

I had my two meetings today. Why do they give me a paycheck for this is beyond me. I have another important meeting today.
W wish I wouldn't be fapping to traps today but I know I will. this is peak clown world

>>25875217
Why are you gay

>>25871260
Spent the day so far watching Royce Gracie vs Kazushi Sakubara in its entirety and learning some good fight techniques. Fuck working.

>>25871325
Did you call your mom after making it in a screencap?

>>25875735
Unironically they're probably bad at their job, and it's a coping mechanism.
It can't be stressed enough that people in desk jobs pre-COVID only worked around three hours a day on average, with the rest being filled with time wasting.
If Mr. Go-Getter here needs to work a full eight hours, he's about 2.6x less productive than his compatriots.

>>25875946
>It can't be stressed enough that people in desk jobs pre-COVID only worked around three hours a day on average, with the rest being filled with time wasting.

>t.underperforming diversity hire

>>25871260
Read this post lads https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25717390


>>25875217
I focus on my own work for 12+ hours a day. I don't focus on the "work" I'm paid to do because it does t matter to me and I get paid well no matter how long it takes me.

>>25875946
The only reason why the *average" desk worker can get away with jerking off for 3 hours a day on company time is because there's *above average* (me) workers who make you all look good. 80% of you fags are dead weight while 20% of knowledge workers (usually asian and jewish men) actually get shit done and drive an organization forward. Smelly anglo whites are lazy and stupid lmao

>>25875217
And yet here you are, shitposting

>>25876092
> azn incel seething

Cope more you lazy cunt lmao

>WFH
>Always join meetings, sometimes say to colleagues "you're right about that" or "I think the same"
>Go back to browsing 4chan
>day ends
How long will I be able to get away with this? I work half a day in a week at most. Also get praised alot, because always take the hardest tasks (but take insane amounts of time to get them done)

>>25875217
>I wake up at 4 AM, pound a kale shake, hit the gym like a boss. AFTERMATH: then I work for ten hours, like a SLAVE, and do it all over again

>>25876238
>Baww on /biz/ about being flabby, tfw no gf, poor, collecting "neetbux"
>Guy posts about going to the gym and actually working
>Seethe

None of you will make it

Bros. Open a word doc and put a coffee mug on your keyboard. This shows you online on Teams for 8 hours

>>25876375
Based

>>25872096
Letting you do all the work. Now back to it wagie.

>>25876375
good tip

>>25876375
You guys are pathetic, hiding from Mr Goyimberg.

I slack off for hours at a time. I don't care if my status is away. No one has the balls to challenge me about it. If they did, I would just make up some excuse.

Today I am working from home doing absolutely everything for another job -.-
The number of hoops this place is making me jump through is insane.

>>25876375
What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: 'This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more; and there will be nothing new in it, but every pain and every joy and every thought and sigh and everything unutterably small or great in your life will have to return to you, all in the same succession and sequence' ... Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him: 'You are a god and never have I heard anything more divine.'

>>25871817
Based truth.
This century belongs to Flippa home office

Business analyst at one of the high street banks in the UK reporting in. Been there ~3 years, £40k. Non technical but work with a lot of techies.

Getting paid to afk in 5-8 hours of meetings per week. It's pretty chill, but there's no progression and it's horribly draining having to be online all day with nothing to do. Spending my time checking portfolio, vidya and working out.

Any tips for making career gains over lockdown bros? Looking to move into product management as it seems like the natural progression.

>>25876631
t. neetzsche

rather than sitting there all day whacking away like a safari park chimp why dont you at least try to skill youself up a bit.... on your companies dime no less..
im perm wfh now so during the meetings i get stuck in with project managers wasting everyone's time, i can plug away at my istio training ... literally perfect opportunity to brush up

getting paid netflix is something I never imagined as a job. I feeling pretty comfy

>>25871260
im getting worried i'm gonna get in trouble but lately I've just been throwing up a vtuber stream in my laptop and half working while i also watch stocks on the side. It's pretty chill

>>25876092
ok chang back to work

>>25876631
>What if demon said....
I'd say fuck off. You're full of shit.
Case closed

>>25876687
>Tips for lock down profit
Leave tyranny

>>25876551
Pussy, I haven’t logged in for weeks, that’s how much of a badass I am

>>25871883
€32k corporate finance wagie here... and that's an above average wage for my rank. God I hate audit firms.

Imagine actually welcoming fascism and believing their situation is going to last forever.

>>25871260
Actually I'm playing smash bros, with a weight on the cagie laptop's space bar in a text editor as to not log out.

>>25875217
wrong thread kiddo
make your own being a cuck at home thread

>>25876947
*Resist tyranny.
Stay where you are.

Who does God like more, the go-getter or the do nothinger?

>>25876687
based lad, im at one of the US ones in tech. It's the most boring shit the past year I've done hardly anything. Will probably leave for a new job when some normality or great reset happens

>>25871710
Seethe harder trade cuck

>>25871260
Literally the same. Checked my email (nothing for me) Checked the charts. Read a few work related things and now i'm browsing /biz/ feelsgoodman

>>25877116
Oh fug!
I wish that was me

>>25877116
>caring what god thinks
ngmi

>>25877116
In other words

Who is more virtuous?

>>25871260
i had to work the past 7 day sstraightat home.

loggin in at 9am and finishing by 9pm

Meaningless life.

>>25877200
>not caring about your soul
NGMI

Same

>>25877274
Meaning is subjective. If I say it was meaningful to jerk off all day everyday, and mean it, then it was.

>>25871817
you have no idea how incompetent jeets are

>>25873301
BASED and KYCPILLED

>>25877290
Is the pious loved by the gods because it is pious, or is it pious because it is loved by the gods?

How long did you guys actuatexpect this gravy train to last?

From the sounds of it, most of you are bored and looking to shop around to another job, as if your current positions aren't overpaying you already.

I wonder what happens when thousands of you lazy clowns all get booted back into the job market at the same time...

I am in the same boat, just maybe a little more self aware.

>working

Lmao

It really is living the dream, but I'm spending my time researching starting my own business. Waging is safe, but even as a doctor there's no way to "make it" unless you're the boss.

>>25877584
Hmm. Do you consider yourself a leech?

>>25874390
Yes I'm going to change (changed id bc not on phone), godspeed

>>25871260
Nothing makes the caged wagie seethe more then WFH Chad. His natural enemy, he will stop at nothing in an attempt to bring the WFH Chad to his level with projected insults, and baseless threats to no avail. For the WFH Chad is cunning, he would not be in his position long if he were not. The caged wagie has no sense of time, and does not realize the experience and hours under the WFH Chad’s belt perfecting his craft, allowing him to blend in with exceptional skill. The WFH Chad is all but invisible to anyone, besides the caged wagie whom he makes his presence known to. Why? For pure pleasure, the waged cagies seething fit is a glorious dance, and only a few can look on it from the outside.

>>25877807
did you get permission from your god to shitpost this morning? don't know how you ever expect to get into heaven with that kind of work ethic.

>>25878195
Kek. I hold 30k link

I quit my job months ago to learn machine learning and work on my indie game

>>25878195
But hopefully I've given you something to think about, do-nothinger

>>25878249
>indie game
you stray farther from god with every post

Guys I am starting to feel guilt that I'm wasting 90% of work time (software test automation) but no one ever confronts me about it because I am the most competent engineer in the teams (2 separate companies, outsourced). How to I cope?

>>25878376
Eons better than a do-nothinger

>>25878377
Seems like you have been born a wagie.
True wfh chad basedness is genetic, unfortunately.

>>25871260
How can I be based like you?

>>25874589
envious

>>25871260
Guys, wtf should I do? I have the comfiest WFH time, but I'm living with my gf who got laid off and really can't do her statistics work for University without me, even though I hate that stuff. I already did most of the work for her because I was annoyed with how illogical and stressed she is, but she is kinda ruining my comfy WFH period. She was mostly a nice gf and has similar hobbies, but in the last months she just irritates me. I can't easily get rid of her because of the rona. I hope she can get her life back in line, otherwise I have to cut it at some point.

>>25878855
lol so you provide for her and literally do her homework for her as well? just cut the pretense and make her your housewife. put a baby in her. do it for biz.

I have a lot of free time with my WFH job. What's a good way to make money out of this? I wanna look into selling stuff online but I have zero experience and I've never sold anything in my life. Can an autist like me really earn income through the internet?

>>25878855
Anon. If your gf left what would you miss the most.

A submissive gf makes your life easy and dick hard. A bitch gf makes your life hard.

>>25875217
>>Wake up at 5

What are you sleeping in for, lazy bitch?

I am awake way earlier than you.

>>25874589
Brett?

>>25875217
> I'M GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST, TOUGHEST, SMARTEST WAGIE IN THE CUBICAL
cope

>>25875217
>im proud of waging

>>25878129
Unequivocally based

>>25875217
that's some solid 7/10 LARP my friend, i bet you're not even doing a single item from that list.

>POKER session for our SCRUM AGILE team
>have to estimate how much days - pardon, how much STORY POINTS this USER STORY takes so we know the impact on our VELOCITY
>it takes like half a day
>only one with the technical knowhow
>say it takes 3 days
>finish in 4 hours
>another 2,5 day break in the pocket

feels good

>>25880680
>complain that the code Jamie gave me was filled with bugs I have to fix
>actually fixed them in one hour but it pissed me off so I said it will take me the rest of the week AT LEAST
time for coffee

>>25880680
are you me?

It's been pretty nice so far. Only thing that sucks is what sucked back when I was in the office: being in between projects. All I can do is bug people to see if they've got work for me, but at least at home I can pet my cats while waiting for work

>>25880680

It makes me happy to know I'm not the only person doing nothing

>>25871260

Damn man, i wish i could work from home but instead im stuck in a trainee from home which sucks because i have to listen to a soi feggets voice 8 hours.
But i still have 100k$ printing me 1k$ in divvies per quarter...im struggling not to tell everyone in microsoft teams to fuck themselves and that they should consider killing themselves and their miserable ugly ass hairy cunt live....

>>25880680
Based. Fuck managers.

>>25871817
>implying this experiment wasn't tried and failed for the past 2 decades

737 Supermax says hi and do the needful

>>25871285
Where do you guys get these comfy jobs? Is the leadership just too incompetent to see that you guys don’t do anything and fire you?

>>25882094
>737 supermax
That shit cost them tens of billions of dollars and 300+ lives due to sheer incompetence on the pajeet side. All for what? So managers could save 30% in development costs and pocket the rest? I wonder how the outsourcing market was affected after that.
Did they ever tell the public what was the bug that caused the nose to tilt?
God, I hate managers.

>>25872667
I make 2x what you do and I'm in bed rn.

>>25882202
I am a google code monkey, I literally google how to do everything and somehow manage to build and integrate large projects. I usually work around 3 hours each day just googling and trying stuff until it works. Somehow I am the best on my team, my colleagues are either retarded or ultra lazy so I always get praise for my "work" on monday zoom meetings and they get scolded, lol.

Bosses also know nothing about coding so that helps a lot. Also, you need to have some amount of charisma + honesty, so you aren't cheating anyone in the end. I convey everything like "I was trying this last week for a few hours and was playing around and googling and managed to do this, isn't this cool :3?"

This year I plan to use some free time to work on my passive income stream while wfh, wish me luck bros.

>>25874583
Are you from India?

>>25875217

all that effort and im still x10 as wealthy as you lmao

I leave my comfy wfh job in 3 weeks lads. Crypto did me good. Weird to finally make it. It's like I knew it would happen, but can't yet believe it's real.

>>25882787
South America

>>25882772
Yeah you’re gonna be okay. Remember to avoid lying just don’t both dispelling the lies other people tell themselves.

>>25883284
Congrats, fren. See you on the other side.

>>25871260
>be me
>work at job 2.5 years and get smaller raises but am constantly the one covering for people who leave. Never a significant promotion
>get frustrated and leave for another job with better pay
>same situation as before
Thinking about telling me boss I'm unhappy and demand a promotion or something of significance. I cant keep this game up. Its not fair to be the guy who gets a anally raped by the company and all I get is a tiny raise or a thank you.

>>25883284
Well done fren you made it, you are what we aspire to be.

>>25871260
Anyone else get kind of bored with so little to do during the workday? I actually want to be productive with my day even if it isn't at a job.

>>25872667
Hahaha seethe

>>25871487
$26k a year wagie and comfy af. six digit makers seethe

>28
>neetdom in my blood
>0.5btc my entire net worth
>about to start wagecucking in web dev, knowing it's going to get unpleasant real fast
>crypto train is departing for good
>online friends made it, they can go on neeting and feel good about it

why does it sting so much?

>>25871260
based. i am "working" on a "design package" right now. aka I will be hitting the bong and playing video games all day.

>>25882202
You are vastly underestimating how valuable competency is. Many of the people replying have likely become indispensable in their jobs. Even in they spend 90% of their time jerking off, they are still more valuable to the company than a wagie that works really hard but doesn't know shit about the processes that actually matter for the functioning of their company.

>>25875217
Literal cuck

>>25871710
bruh, my company went 100% remote after covid, not mentioning that I was working remotely for years even before getting my current position. stay mad for having McJob

>>25871260
after making currently $2.8MM in USD value in crypto all i do now is shop for gf's and play vidya
never been more comfy. thx for the easy life, /biz/

>>25872857
you have no idea how many barely passable retards without a shred of passion I work with at a $250k+ FAAG position

>>25876092
>The only reason why the *average" desk worker can get away with jerking off for 3 hours a day on company time is because there's *above average* (me) workers who make you all look good. 80% of you fags are dead weight while 20% of knowledge workers (usually asian and jewish men) actually get shit done and drive an organization forward. Smelly anglo whites are lazy and stupid lmao

>>25871260
It starts to suck after a few years. Get a job in the service industry a few days a week. It's a party! Good luck anon.

>>25871446
Ozarks, yellowstone

>>25871710
I’ve been getting away with it as long as covid has been a pandemic. What makes you think I can’t keep the act up? I’ve submitted plenty of projects so far, gotten good reviews from my boss and praise from higher ups. I’m camouflaged perfectly in plain sight.

The trick is to not literally do nothing, but only the bare minimum requirements at the last minute. The rest of the time is spent however you please. Anyone above you has nothing to complain about if all they see is the work they request being done.

I was onboarded remotely back in April when this shit was just kicking off in the US. Never really trained on the procedures and stuff so I've just been winging it and posting on 4chan. lmao.

>>25878855
Few girls are capable of doing statistics without help, don't worry. Tell her how you feel and try to work something out. Don't let her ruin your comfy wfh time.

>>25879122
Got my wife with me, who is also wfh. We are basically fucking like rabbits while getting paid double. When this scamdemic shit gets debunked, I'll put several babies in her. It's just too based right now.

>>25878129
based

>>25880680
based scrum bullshit

>>25884583
Absolute truth, boomers are dying off and are retarded with technology anyway while zoomers are completely fucked in the head by default. Interestingly, both are not able to solve abstract problems they haven't been trained for by using fucking google. Big companies are basically 80% childcare for roasties and management circlejerking and maybe 20% competent people.

24 year old wagecuck, $34k salary working 40hr/wk in nyc here.

Growing up around literal crack addicts I didn't have such high aspirations myself. Took a job at a high end restaurant straight out of community college and moved out with a friend. I live pretty comfortably despite circumstances because I started investing small savings in 2017.

I've tried learning Java, python, even C++ and came to the conclusion coding isn't for me. What other skills can I learn online that will make me more employable for a WFH position? Aiming for at least $50k-$60k salary. Any advice is appreciated.

>>25885447
Based and actpilled. Can confirm, my boss was praising me so hard last review it was almost embarassing since I effectively work like 3 hours a day.

>>25886032
SQL

>>25886032
Accounting/tax law

>>25886032
Computer networking, though you probably won't land a job doing it right out the gate.

>live close to polar circle, its permanent darkness here from october to april
>live beside a factory, get woken each morning at 6 by the sound of slaves pulling into parking lot
>eat a banana and some water and trudge out into the snow to the local gym for 2 hours, i can bench a 100kg now, i spend some time in the sauna as well, to dull my mind from the fact that i will have to go to work soon.
>bike in the darkness to the factory where i work, sometimes i have to walk because the snow is so deep you cant bike. Walk into the underground tunnel to the flourescent lit fridge-warehouse where i will spend the rest of the day
>stamp my code into the clock with my coworkers, nobody talks to each other. We are all too tired for empty chatting
>put my fridgejacket and headset on and input voicecommands to the female robot voice that will tell me where to drive or walk to stack and build pallets, i can hear her voice in my sleep
>do this for the next 8.5 hours, my brain rots but i listen to music to soothe the pain
>get home at 8. Force myself to eat something and browse 4chan to distract myself and try to find something that will make me laugh, too tired to play anything
>I masturbate, i dont want to do it but i cant seem to stop jerking it to vanilla porn. I havent touched a woman in months now
>time to go to bed, gotta be ready for work tomorrow....

>>25886032
Seconding SQL. DBA pays fairly well and it's easy.

>>25885446
ozark and yellowstone are both current year shows where all the characters are miserable and hate each other, not comfy

>>25886146
>>25886208
>>25886228
>>25886277

Thanks for pointing me in the right direction, will look into these. I'll be thinking about you guys when I make it.

>>25873439
Lol EY fucking sucks anon.

They temp naive people in on 'prestige' and then pay you pajeet wages for working like a dog.

The joke is that noone thinks EY is prestigious

>>25882202
>Is the leadership just too incompetent to see that you guys don’t do anything and fire you?
After you work for a while you get moved from hourly to salary. On salary it's your projects that matter, not your time. If you work hard 24/7 but can't deliver on your projects you'll get fired and if you goof off all day but spend some time at the last minute getting your project stood up then you'll get more money and promotions.

>work from home
>work doubles since they know i have no life and can pump deliverables out
had to quit bros. fortunately got picked up by another company making $175/hr, 1 day a week doing consulting stuff. can't wait until the weather warms up and i can ride my bike again

>>25886252
finnbro? feel your pain here in northern sweden but wouldnt trade it for anything else

>>25880680
I fucking hate scrum / agile shit so much.
If I ever meet the people who keep coming up with these programming paradigms there will be some mean words exchanged and feelings will get hurt.

>>25876375
Mirrored my mouse over two monitors. One logged into work, the other playing Total Warhammer II. Show as active for 9 hours. Comfy.

>60k USD/year remote working in Prague doing fuck all.
>>25874497
>>25874572
based
>>25875946
>worked around three hours a day on average, with the rest being filled with time wasting.
this
>>25887151
unconditionally and absolutely based. I use a bash script to simulate random movement

>>25876375
>Open a word doc and put a coffee mug on your keyboard.
You could just use an autohotkey script for random mouse movements or keypresses.

>>25887242
I can’t install anything on my laptop, it’s government issued and completely locked down

>>25876375
>>25887242
this has come in very handy. they scanned the company computers for common software that did this and a bunch of people got caught. fortunately i rolled my own.

#Persistent
#SingleInstance force

SetTimer, MoveTheMouse, 5000
Menu, Tray, Tip, cc
return

MoveTheMouse:
If (A_TimeIdlePhysical > 120000) {
MouseMove 1,0,3,R
MouseMove -1,0,3,R
return
}
return

Started doing COVID night shifts as a student.
>get 142% or 172% pay depending on the day
>Have to bring the nurses some equipment or cruise around the hospital to pick up meds
>Effective working time is like 30 min out 9 hours, just chill the rest of the time
>Make more than the average salary in my country doing absolutely nothing
I hope this shit goes on for a while

>>25886252
kino

How much monthly are you able to save?

Any other sales chads in here? This gig was remote even before covid, kinda salt everyone else got to join the party

>>25887364
same with me, but there are always ways of getting around it. even if the browser is locked down, ftp comes installed with windows, so get off the VPN and ftp to a local machine on your own network, save exe, etc.

>>25876704
kek
>>25877680
the thing is people in IT are so atrocious the demand for even minimum skills and common sense is going be there for foreseeable future
>>25878129
astronomically based
>>25880680
pretty much everyone does this. normie managers thought introducing agile will get them more control over us, little did they know they handed us the very tools of their own downfall

>>25874117
she's a man btw

>>25886252
>havent touched a woman in months now
Try 10 years, loser.

>>25883500
>>25883600
Thank you frens. Your blessed digits suggest you're not far behind.

>>25886449
Northern Exposure

>>25871428
Lol they are not retards they are doing the same thing as you

>>25883284
congratulations
>>25884583
pretty much this
>>25885344
it's the law of square roots - 50% of value is produced by square root of employees. for small teams, it's not that bad (that's why people sometimes say the upper bound for an effective team is 7 people, in this case 50% of value is produced by exactly half of the team) but when you get to the 10.000 people, on 1% is producing that 50% of value.

>>25887143
comfy af
>>25887365
always write a custom script, and call it something inconspicuous, the IT at best does signature checks

>>25875217
>he does it for free
Lmao, keep it up Champ. I bet your boss is grateful that you keep yourself healthy too, keeping the juices flowing so that management can rake in a big a fat check and bonuses at the EOY.

>>25872045
>paying them so much
HAHAHAHAHA except they arent "paying us so much" youre a retard. if wages kept on the trajectory they were going to go before the 1960s by current inflation most of us would be making easily 200k/year

>>25875217
lol jew dicksucker & u do it 4 free

>>25876168
I feel this. Work with very bespoke derivative transactions that no one in my group wants to touch. Very time consuming but rarely anything actionable.

Basically blow lines and pop vyvanse for a week out of the of the month and the other 3 weeks I’m moving my mouse so I’m not inactive.

>>25878855
>I already did most of the work for her
lol

>Yes another day of just internet gambling and shitpost

>>25880680
same. its incredible how many people they hire to tell you to do work.

>>25887142
I am in infrastructure. It may work for development but doesn't work for infra

Been asked to prove my work over the past two weeks and I've done nothing, have until 12pm tomorrow.

>>25871717
If I can keep my job, I won't have to work in office for another 18 months.

>>25890023
just stay over night and do some shit for show

>24 years old
>work in online casino as a web dev
>doubled my salary in around 4 years (meh)

I kind of want to get into the finance world of coding, seems like the pay is much, much higher.

>t. will miss getting shitfaced drunk with boss and getting lapdances in foreign countries

>>25882439
please just sit up at the least sirs

>>25890023
>>25890107
This, and also don't forget that dumb managers are absolutely visually oriented, so you should do a) bullshit that is easy to see and comprehend only by looking at it and b) show some obfuscated code or repo you downloaded and pass it for your work saying "sorry, I know this is only code and it's difficult to convey to you, but the work is there"

How do you guys get office jobs? I'm stuck in manual labor hell.

>>25890576
>and it's difficult to convey to you
dont say this part, just explain briefly what the code does and how u are planning to improve it

>>25890107
>>25890576
>>25890876
Throwing something together bros, wish me luck.

>>25887413
Sales engineer

>>25891300
godspeed

>>25891300
Post an update in the WFH thread tomorrow

>>25875217
Well in Goyville the say - that the Anon's small foreskin shrank three sizes that day.

>>25871260
This
Joined a meeting on my phone, muted it, buried it under pillows and slept for 3 hours.
Did some bullshit calls and emails so I seem active. Rest of the time I traded and made 5% profit.
And the worst thing is, I hate every second of WFM. I’ll resign soon and will either start a productive job where I’ll earn more (so more play money) or I’ll do trading full time.

I just noticed I had a geth node running over the VPN of my company during the last three months. Nobody seems to care, I guess I can just watch porn while being connected

>>25882772
My last job as a software engineer was like this. I actually built and launched my own SaaS product during the march/april lockdowns and pretended to work the entire time. I even got praise for well I was doing. Most managers have no fucking clue what you do, just make sure when you deliver, you deliver it well, and if you make a time commitment, you should honour it.
The smart play is to make vague time commitments and talk about 'complexity' and 'legacy refactoring'

It's easy if like anon said, you have some charisma.

>>25874117
I would tongue punch her fart box

>>25875217
Never understood why people brag at all but it's especially confounding thing to do anonymously

Nothing like shitposting while your mute and hiding the webcam during a "data onboarding" zoom call

>Teams Meeting yesterday everyone announced we've been approved for a fast track to the vaccine due to the clients we work with

Please no. I don't want it to end. The vaccines are literally the WORST news I've had to deal with. I can see all the HR and socialite workers excited for going back to the office. FUCK

Do you just zoom out of the whole thing and realise how balls to the wall retarded the financial system is? Today I did maybe 3 hours of work. I have had jobs roofing in 100 degree heat, that paid 1/3ed what I get paid to fap and shit post. The whole world is enslaved in order to make dangly plastic gadgets to entertain 1st worlds for 1 second. Today I bought an occulus rift with rewards points. The whole system is so retarded that internet goofy pajeet coins feels somehow smarter.

>>25892174
>that inevitable kackle from the post wall woman who will say "I can't wait to see everyone!"

>>25871260
My project team is over 80 people designing an airport, so communication is total shit, and nobody knows who is doing what. Everyone assumes I’m this super busy guy putting in the long hours, and it’s been paradise. I’m hourly too, and my company encourages billing as many hours as possible to the client so there’s lots of overtime browsing /biz/ while my remote desktop keeps running on the other monitor.
I hope it never ends.

>>25892713
Kill me Pete.

>Oh come on Anon turn your webcam on you’re the only one here who hasn’t turned it on
>yeah come on turn your webcam on for this call, it’s our daily standup we need to see you.

>>25893050

>webcam doesnt work, I """""tried"""" to get IT to fix it!

>>25893078
>no worries we’ll get you another one shipped out for tomorrow’s standup.
>did you manage to link up with Ethan offline and sync playbooks for the weekend?

>>25893140
>Ms Boss, anon isn't doing the happy dance with us

>>25893251
>Anon, we’ve talked about this, we need to do the dance to show how grateful we are to work at $company. I will speak to you offline about this, but please join with us in the mean time.
>we don’t want to go back to HR now do we?