/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck Bitcoin and those who hodl it

Marqeta IPO FUCKING WHEN

Guys... /pol/ thinks it's actually happening this time. You guys are alright, don't go to Nasdaq tomorrow.

Mara bros will forever hold schiff's bags.

I have 4.4k cash what do I guy tomorrow?

Buy Baba

Are you ready to buy the GME dip?

>>25815569
IT’S ALL OVER SELL WHAT THE FUCK

>>25815640
Nothing, don't buy fucking anything. Wait for tuesday or you risk getting cut by the knife.

You're really thinking about buying BBBY?

>>25815659
well then what puts do I buy?

>>25815657
I LIKE MY STOCKS REEEE

>>25815670
Actually it looks like a great candidate for an iron butterfly.
>>25815684
MARA. Assuming it's not already priced in with retarded premiums.

Do any of you subhumans want to buy BBBY calls with me?

>Bed Bath & Beyond Inc. said in a filing that it has entered into a share repurchase agreement with JPMorgan in which the home goods retailer will acquire $150 million shares.

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

>>25815705
That's what I was already thinking, seems better than BA or TWTR which were my other 2 choices

Reminder: do not panic and buy the dip when you see the trend reverse

>>25815705
>Actually it looks like a great candidate for an iron butterfly.
why the fuck would you set up an iron butterfly for BBBY....volatility can only go up from here

My phone is lagging watching the price war on bitcoin on coinbase

>>25815731
I was going to go with Twitter and I bet all of the weekend delevopments will help more than I believed eod Friday.

Buy BFARF on opening bell

I’m going to get tons of MARA shares this week as newfags get shaken out by a 50% drop.

>>25815812
terrible idea

Why aren't you positioned in value small caps yet, /smg/?

>>25815845
does gamestop count

RAHHHHHH I LOST EVERYTHING

>>25815861
yes

>>25815845
waiting for the crash to see how they fair and to scoop up good value where i can find it

>>25815640
IPOE
OPTI

>>25815861
Small market cap is under 1 billion.

>>25815845
Because they have underperformed the broad market for more than 20 years? Factor investing is a scam. Just buy tech. Small caps can't exist in a post-pandemic world. They are all going bankrupt as we speak.

>>25815915
It's relative anon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_S%26P_600_companies

Anyone know anything about GOEV and how they relate to the rumored apple-hyundai deal? I'm strongly considering buying GOEV at open tomorrow

>BTC 32.5
Y I K E S

BBBY is definitely looking like a good retail play

Just the buy the dip faggots

Same song and dance since 2011

>>25815963
She’s so CUTE

>>25815845
>Value stocks
Bleh. Almost every good stock is overvalued in this market and often they're no longer a small cap regardless of profitability.

We will touch 360 in the next two weeks as monthly hedges expire. Position accordingly.

>>25815972
All that money is going into the stock market.

>>25815569
WKHS and PLTR are dead

>>25815963
>>25816009
I would like her to hold my mayo bottle if you know what I mean. In case that wasn't clear, I I'm talking about my penis.

>>25816009
Sorry Hunter Biden's already dicked her

>>25815899
Don't shill me SPACs or penny garbage you filthy shitskinned dot head

>>25815899
Whatta hell is IPOE? Shill me

I’ve seen a lot of people shilling blackberry for 2021, thoughts? It’s really cheap right now

Fuck. BTC really is finished. Sell everything opening bell.

>>25816137
I can't believe blackberry is still alive in 2021 desu

>>25816058
Chicks that have been raped and molested melt in your hands like snow

>>25816107
SoFI SPAC

>>25816158
>I can’t believe GameStop is still alive in 2021 desu

>>25816061
don't equate me to a moo-moo worshipping towel head.
>>25816107
SOFI
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/sofi-to-go-public-via-spac-backed-by-chamath-palihapitiya-2021-1-1029941577

do I just market sell all of my MARA at open? what kinda price am I gonna get?

TSM is going to gap up massively..

>>25816242
You better wake up early and sell pre market nigga

>>25816158
They pivoted to infosec a while ago, it gets brought up here every now and then, supposed to be getting lots of patents and contracts but it never really moves, it's like how NOK is supposed to have a lot of 5g contacts but just crabs and dumps for the most part

>>25816242
Sell ASAP. This week is going to be really bloody.

Okay lads, BBBY is undergoing a pretty intense share repurchase program, and also short interest is considerably high on BBBY.
>BBBY has the 4th highest short percentage of all names with at least $1 billion market cap
There has been a recent IV crush for BBBY calls, which means its a good time to buy in now.

I am considering buying some February weeklies and then some May or August OTM calls for BBBY.

SNDL GAP UP
SNDL GAP UP
SNEEDFUL SIRS
SNDL GAP UP

>>25816206
Every store I've been in has been packed. I bought a controller last week. Pretty sure they were violating occupancy limits.

>>25815673
>when he actually gets the hostile takeover ball rolling i'll see about it but chris davis at kleinberg kaplan (the shareholder activist attorney) is nowhere to be found.
wat? i have no idea about that, but i guess that could explain why Cohen has a different lawyer on his latest 13D (OLSHAN FROME WOLOSKY LLP instead)

>>25816242
You're pretty fucked man, being straight with you.

>>25816247
shill me on why TSM will gap up massively.

>>25816312
>February weeklies
what

S N E E D F U L S I R S
https://www.boerse-frankfurt.de/equity/sundial-growers-inc

What is SNEEDFULgambit ,, U ask ?
1. Sir, First U Find optionable stock (like SNeeDfuL) with high IV and kindly buy a multiples of 100 shares
2. Next U sell covered calls Sir, U know what that is sir, u sell a call where last trade may be from $0.15-$0.25 Sir
3. With that Premium U buy more multiples of 100 the same stock
4. Kindly sell another covered calls on those shares Sir,,,,
5. Then U repeat until U cannot buy 100 more shares with premiums Sir,
6. kindly get assigned or hold and repeat SNEEDFULgambit as many times as U can
congratulations its free money,

>>25816356
Wdym what.

>>25816242
>do I just market sell all of my MARA at open? what kinda price am I gonna get?
The best price you're going to get until BTC takes off again in another four years.
>>25816352
US/Taiwain political normalization. Pompeo just threw out all the rules regarding the One China Policy.

>>25815569
OnlyFans IPO when?

>>25815673
>>25816347
There's no need for him to actually takeover if he doesn't have to. He just has to put himself in a position to have Sherman do his bidding. That's what an activist does

>>25816390
Is America gonna start using more Taiwanese semiconductors than we already are or what?

>>25816312
are you actually doing any fundamentals or checking the value of BBBY? my impression of it is that the undervalued play on BBBY is already done, even Burry already dumped all of his BBBY (as for GME, he only trimmed)

i'd be very wary of all retail right now since you have to remember that Q3 was profitable for many of them only because of the CARES act

>>25815569
40 minutes Anons, should I buy STWT or not? My hands are made out of paper mache atm

>>25815845
ACI
UTZ
ASO
but I am anon

>>25816478
All Taiwanese business elationships just got a shiload more stable and less uncertain.
You might also watch Lockheed stock for similar reasons.

>he held MARA over the weekend
how much of a retard do you have to be

>>25816352
>why
??
no, my point was that it's already gapping up dude. market in Asia is open
it's back to 52-wk high and im getting assigned on my covered call ($120 strike) like the loser i am

i mean i cant complain about a +20% profit in like a month but still. I'm going to buy back in almost immediately anyways (probably another dump right after priced-in earnings), I'll still sell covered calls anyways since it's always a way for me to hedge against a short-term dump after entering a position

Is UUUU still bullish frens?

>>25815569
anyone here read world end economica?

god I wish COVID didn't fuck over my internship and I didnt get stuck as a fucking auditor

>>25816631
No, you're stuck with a shitbag

CLF

>>25815569
What do I do with my clf with this god awful crash? I’m selling everything but clf. My fucking ticket to buying more stocks I hope my calls are all long

I just have no income and trying to move so I have paper ass hands right now

>>25816283
blackberry is a solid buy, lowkey because of their "dead" reputation

Redpill me on CLF

>>25816488
>my impression of it is that the undervalued play on BBBY
They are positioned for really good EBITDA improvement over the coming years, I see this as a long play. And shorts for BBBY cover pretty easily and they are still sitting there, like kerosene to a fire.

>>25816478
what do you mean start using more
TSM is basically the only choice lol
afaik, Samsung's yields are still garbage on 5nm and couldn't even fulfill Qualcomm's orders completely

sucks that Arizona plant is scheduled to be complete in 2024 instead of 2023 now because of whatever delays led to construction starting in late 2020 instead of summer when it was practically confirmed already

>>25816231
>mobile service SoFi demystifies finance

So, it dumbs down a contract which probably misses important aspects?

I'll pass. Contracts are done in a certain way for a reason.

Hey dummy did you ever get any of those Zoom puts?

>>25816710
Never heard of it, sounds like something fat retarded trannys buy

Premarket is just such a scam fucking Jews

>>25816748
refinances student debt.
A financial titan for less than 20$ a share is a fucking steal fren.

>>25816736
Although UNFI has a higher short interest on it. Might consider positioning for them to pop

>>25816488
not him but for BBBY

>shit ton of cash, prepared for bubble crash
>new CEO was previous mastermind Target chief merchandising officer
>Target stock literally dropped after his resignation
>Holiday earnings saved for Q4
>NJ test remodel a success, 10% increase in sales
>Multiple Houston stores being remodeled for new tests. Houston leading USA in new home sales. What's a better place to buy home goods and misc.

Right now the major issues I see are a lack of employees, messy stores, fulfillment times and shitty inventory management. Alot of issues I hear from employees are not being able to find something in stock when their inventory says they have it. It's probably due to shrinkage due to thefts, shitty trackage, etc. But if the remodels go to plan, it sounds like they'll be able to solve it. Also they have a lawsuit for fucking with 2019 Q3-Q4 earnings I believe.

>MARA opening at 17 in euro market
Aw shit

>>25816801
>refinances student loans
>no one is paying student loans atm
>if student loans are exported to private lenders, you have to pay now

How in the hell is that a reason to buy now? Lmao

>>25816775
>what the fuck did you just say
>*hits dab rig*

>>25816881
oh and stock repurchase program of $825m over the next three years, $150m just bought this week

>>25816914
fucking owie

>>25816979
oh and a pretty high short interest
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/bbby/short-interest

nothing related to stocks right now but i just wanted to post some of my wife for all of you

putting life savings into tesla puts because im a contrarian

>>25817071
Good call. Shit may tank but not before 1k.

>>25817071
That doesn’t make you a contrarian. Everybody thinks it’s a bubble. You should be buying $1500 calls

>>25816736
if there were no shorts to burn, would you care for BBBY though?
I don't see anything compelling (at this point) over just chasing tickers that are healthy now and have solid roadmap and projected growth for the future
Main problem: I don't like how a lot of these retailers are so leveraged their debt is bigger than their market cap, and the ship has already sailed for a big chunk of the gains

like do you expect BBBY to reach $40 before TSM reaches $200?

VALE

>>25817147
The contrarian strat is a short strangle

>>25817065
You don't have a wife, that's actually a series of pixels put together to resemble a humanoid female.

RAAAAAA I HAVE NO INCOME

>>25816710
boomer company

>>25817249
sick burn

>>25817172
>would you care for BBBY though?
>chasing tickers that are healthy now and have solid roadmap and projected growth for the future
What is wrong with "chasing tickers" that have a definite contingency plan for a stock getting up at least 50% with really cheap premiums..

TSM is at an ATH and very high entry price.

>>25816914
b-buy the dip

>>25817279
get a job

>>25817188
VALE is worthless, stop spamming this shit

>>25817172
It doesn't make sense to you to borrow money right now when it's ridiculously cheap? And don't forget, their market cap doesn't necessarily represent their true value

>>25817348
What the fuck am I gonna do with that dude I need millions

>>25817350
he doesn't know

>>25817279
buy dividend stocks, voila now you have an income

TSM weeklys?

>>25817249
she's more tangible than your gains come the opening bell anon

Mara put prices were insane on Friday. Fucking shit man. How am I supposed to make money on this? Call credit spreads?

>>25817373
Oh, well in that case...
https://youtu.be/afkN9H9aLow

>>25817414
>/Bony39h
Why don't you try grave robbing?

>>25817310
TSM was also undervalued in the first place relative to other semiconductor shit due to fears of the geopolitics risk which is becoming less of a concern now with confirmation of the Arizona plant plus everyone hating mainland China now.
ASML is trading at 52x of earnings for example, and that's a company that makes like a dozen sales every quarter

you can't just get scared off by a ticker being at ATH when it's clearly en route to growing much more in the forseable future (TSM's yields on 5nm is apparently BETTER than their 7nm yields)
Like I'd be fucking worried about buying into something like FedEx right now, but not TSM

shit, /smg/ said the same shit at $55 and $80 but the fundamentals have only become stronger since then especially with the MSFT news recently

>>25817373
>/Bony39h
Why don't you try grave robbing?

>>25817522
much better, actually got the right guy this time

NOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN GAINERINOOOOOS

>>25815569
With my 100,075 shares of MNXXF, I am serene

>3x TSM 135c 4/16
>3x TSM 150c 1/20/23
bought last week, what am I in for?

Ignore algo vanna action at your own risk. 1AM Chicago pump right on time.

>>25816918
They don't just do student loans finance, they do lending, payments service for companies including Robinhood, crypto and stock trading, mortgages, credit card, they got pre approval for their Banking partner, SoFi stadium in LA and will host Super Bowl 2022, expected revenue for 2021 $1 billion and expected to add 3 million users.
All of this valued at 14 billion at $18 per share

>>25817406
absolutely not
TSM earnings are always priced in because they already announce monthly reports
>https://investor.tsmc.com/english/monthly-revenue/2020

the only thing that might not be priced in is Intel's earnings the week after

>>25817350
>recently had the largest tute purchases out of all steel-related stocks during what is soon going to be a steel crisis
>bonus: world's largest nickel producer in current market of EV euphoria
it's okay if you hate money anon but don't you don't need to go full retard

>bbby
>bed, bath, and beyond

Is this part of the STACEY index?

is it a good idea to get AIR after the boeing crash?

>>25817632
Had no idea TSM just had an earnings.

>>25817604
if my shares get assigned, im using the profit to just buy LEAPs myself when it goes back to crab (or pullback) mode

Should I dump everything if I have no income

>>25817696
no, their earnings are still this week but revenue growth is already known
their profit margin will probably improve significantly though with their better yields and irrc no more volume discounts for their customers because of how much demand they're getting (they're probably fully booked for almost all of 2021 by now)

>>25817762
*actually wait

their profit margin prob won't improve this quarter either because im pretty sure they were already booked up to mid-2021 back in summer

Do I sell GME in the morning or right before close

>>25817805
why sell?

Sold all my Mara for a 100 % profit. This is the moment BTC recovers and goes right to 100k.

>>25817674
STACEYs turn into KARENs anon

How do I into options trading for dummies?

>>25817823
Hoping to swing trade it because people are saying Christmas sales won't be good

PLTR is the ultimate boomer stock, you might aswell buy Ford calls or some shit lmao

>>25817849
buy calls if you think price will go up, buy puts if you think price will drop

i'm too retarded for IV, gamma, etc

>>25817863
Personally I’m going to scope out pre market and the first hour of trading and decide to hodl or sell then

Might yolo on some March 25c BBBY calls tomorrow

AML dipping, buy it

>MARA (M44A) only down 5% in European markets
Can it avoid shitting the bed before open in America?

>gold back above $1850
>silver back above $25
>nasdaq recovering
>S&P back above 3800

>>25818123
Fuck off it’s not doing shit

>tether and Fed printers turn on
We did it. We saved the economy

>STWT is up 5%
Twitter is KILL

>>25818183
kek, tomorrow will be fun

who else /nosleep/

Alright perhaps a more extended DTE on the BBBY call. I'm thinking May 2021 20c

>>25818165
k

>>25818183
something happened for sure. dollar stalled, index futures clawed back about half of the earlier drop, bitcorn's hourly resistance is sitting at around 36k and threatening to break it.

>>25818226
yep. i am returning to work this week at sort of normal hours until at least February. sleep schedule is all fucked up from the off time.

how to grow a small account? I have $2000

>>25818183
Well, didn't they?

I am quite optimistic that BBBY will be 25 in February because end of Feb 2021 is the end of a $375m accelerated shares buyback.

>>25818333
Options and/or penny stocks
Alternatively, Bitfarms

>>25818333
Get a lucky 10x

Get in the LMFA pump

Markets way down on Monday. Tuesday probably not much better.

Quit the day trading, just buy ORC. 14.75% dividend. Set it up to reinvest dividends. (DRIP). No need to watch the shareprice daily, it is relatively flat.

Whats that UK crypto miner you guys were shilling again?

>>25818417
ARBKF. I have 900 shares of it.

Does clf have a chance at doing a 10x on options? I got in early and I have a lot of cheap shares

>>25818359
argo looks like it will have better returns

>>25818429
>>25818417
it did a 25%-ish dump at open, but now its reversing up. If BTC holds, it's gonna be a good and cold one

>>25818487
>it's gonna be a good and cold one
What does this mean?

xbox series x and ps5 are both sold out on gamestop.com so don't sell

W

Sunday /smg/ is quite different from Saturday /smg/ huh

>>25818429
>order rejected
Let me buy pls

>>25818384
Just fomoed, 10$ pt ?

>>25818506
a good and cold pint that is

>>25818394
Wait, wtf? 15% dividend? What's the catch?

>>25817674
What does STACEY include?
I'm thinking of:
FB
BBBY
NFLX
DIS
LGVW
COTY
AAPL
SBUX

>>25818533
we're excited

>>25818544
I only take shots pal

>>25818062
>broker only has premarket at 8 am
I'm not going to make it

Alright, you convinced me. Just put $100 into BBBY.

COME ONNNNN BABA!

>>25817674
STACEY stocks 100% outperform anything retards do on here.

Buy BBBY

>>25818358
No bbby is about as dead as my dreams. Last time I even heard a woman speak about that store was 15 years ago.

>>25818603
>>25818555
>>25817674
It's the BCKY guys cmon.

https://onedrive.live.com/view.aspx?resid=C0DB5371C01F673!383&ithint=file%2cxlsx&authkey=!AOlPCcM3ARz9SZ4

>>25818394
That is not flat, anon. That looks like a dying company.

>>25818543
Idk, it’s going linear into the orbit

>>25818626
My wife and my mother use BBBY a few times a year. Maybe you need more females in your life.

>>25818333
Go all in on one stock and you better be prepared to lose that money

>>25815832
it's still heavily undervalued out of all the other equities in the btc mining sector. A little bitcoin dip doesn't matter at all. Don't be surprised if you see it go up tomorrow or within the next few weeks after

>>25818555
TGT, bitches love that place

What are your market open premarket panic trades anon? Besides panic selling MARA at a loss lol.

>>25817568
You better be joking lol

>>25815659
Fuck this faggot, buy MARA puts like you FUCK you legend

>>25818333
Grow. It's as simple as that, you need to get more and more money, buy the dip and sell at high. Crypto is what you need. Shit is bumping.

>>25818719
You think I should hold my MARA 25c ? Will BTC go up next month?

>>25818707
again, why BFARF instead of Argo (ABRKF)? it's got half the share price and more volume. I've asked this like 5 times but nobody's answered.

>>25818707
I just think that buying it on the open is a terrible idea
Would be better to wait for the ideal opportunity / when you notice the tide shift instead of at open

>>25817222
what could possibly go wrong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=125&v=5Fg9oZk-5uA

based mr. neast boosting our GME shares

>>25818746
with cryptominers all that matters is hash rate

>>25818744
Nope

>>25818815
How does Bitfarm's hash rate compare to Argo?

>>25818744
Very unlikely.

>>25818746
BFARF has more hashrate = more profits.

>>25818829
>>25818865
I am holding February 25c is what I meant initially. So I have a month for MARA to get up to like 28. Think that is feasible?

>>25818719
>What are your market open premarket panic trades anon?
Buying BBBY calls for May

Intelchads we will now buy from TSM
intel back to 70 soon

>>25818895
Feasible yes, but you are going to have to have iron hands to get through this week and it still might not end ITM. You should have bought Jan 22 calls.

>>25818815
>>25818872
Thanks. Just going by the screenshots Bitfarms looks a lot cleaner, Argo has cables all over the place and is a mess. I'll go with them instead.

>>25815650
Yaba Baba do!

>>25818746
Because argo does not have as much upside. It has a lower hashrate and it's a UK company. Also, their share price is lower so they will have a harder time getting a NASDAQ listing anytime soon
For reference:
Argo's current hashrate 640 ph/s (492 million mkt cap)
Bitfarm's current hashrate over 900 ph/s mkt cap 270 million usd

just took out a second morgage to double down on bitcoin, my wife's going to kill me but its on sale right now

>>25818895
I'd sell as soon as BTC rebounds, because it is not long for this world.

I perfectly call the top of everything and today is the day to sell.

Cap this.

>>25818958
What reason besides cheaper stock would you pick ARGO over BFARF?
BFARF has:
$3 requirement for NASDAQ listing (US listing will trigger millions in FOMO)
Higher hash rate than MARA
Small marketcap
Hydroelectricity-powered facilities (cheap electric bills = more profit per btc)
They are also scouting facilities in South America, where electricity is half the price of in quebec

Buy the AML dip

>>25818958
Furthermore, and this is more speculative, but BFARF will have an easier time getting listed on NASDAQ which is where the real money is. If either ARGO or BFARF wants to expand, BFARF will have a lot easier time doing so selling shares on NASDAQ than ARGO will in the UK (dead economy). Although I think RIOT and MARA already bought up all the miner production for this year.

>>25815569
Clf fag my life is in your hands. I have no income I need this to get money for stocks

Also give me more genius plays you glorious bastard

Is there an indicator that shows the first derivative of the moving average?

>>25818551
REITs go down in price, especially when they are reincarnations of a bankrupt company, like ORC.

>>25815569
>I bought MARA at $25.10
Not feeling too good at the moment guys

>>25819260
I’m selling at premarket

Make sure to have this link bready for tomorrow GME bros

https://icrinc.touchcast.com/showtime/icr-conference/embed/29ae0663-5b2d-e54d-5a8e-1f7af6dd404f

>>25819260
How much did you spent?

>>25819260
Next time don't FOMO. /smg has been talking about mara since early november. You could have bought under $4

>>25819279
I don't have access to pre-market

Ohi Mr Dollar where are you going?

>>25818591
>baba

I've lost so much money on baba. Everytime you think it will recover some political bullshit will drag it back down.

>>25819291
£11k

Goodnight /smg/
This is your reminder that BTC will be 42k by the opening bell
BFARF will be $4 eod
$6 eow
$30 eoy

>>25819342
How'd buying high selling low work out for you anon

>>25819342
Why would you do that with bitcoin at 40 friend?

Etf the will grow the most this year ?

just won 2.5k off of nfl betting this weekend. is it time to purchase more clf

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>25819374
I haven't sold low...yet

>>25819384
Thought it'd be going to 50k over the weekend

>>25819453
TNA

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>25819496
ouch...

>>25819536
This isn’t real right

I bought Friday afternoon

>>25819590
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/MARA/chart/

>>25815569
Should have taken the risk lads, now all I see are virtual gains in a demo account. It's going to be like Snapchat and Pinterest earnings calls all over again.

>>25819525
Holy shit

>>25815845
2000 stng baby

Do you guys think there will be even more than the 2000$ stimi checks? If Biden literally prints money I will long gold and silver again.

>>25819525
Why can MARA be traded so early pre market?

EVERYTHING RED PREMARKET!!!!!!!!!!IIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>25819536
Cheapies, although I hate normies so much. They don't understand that MARA is very profitable even at current BTC price.

>>25819640
>stng
HODL SEACATS

>>25819525
Buy the dip lol

>>25818333
Pick two to four stocks priced under 10. Take your time and research them. It's clown market so don't drive yourself nuts. Buy on red day. If you pick a loser dump it unless you feel it's a long-term hold. Be patient with a winner. I usually sell when I gain twenty percent, but sometimes holding is better. If you get a seat on a moon mission consider selling enough to cover your initial investment and hold the rest. Congratulations, you now have free stonks.
Avoid chink shit. Don't chase divs, that shit is for rich Boomers. Avoid options for now.
Pic related is my play money. Most of these faggots here can tell that I still don't know when to sell (June), and if you were to zoom in you can see me go back to the tanker well one too many times back in late April.
Do the opposite of what /smg/ says except when you should do exactly what they say. Filter Baggie. Good luck.

>>25819607
Jews can sell but I can’t?

I told you guys WKHS is not a hold. I told you dawgs. You didn't listen.

>>25819709
I can trade it just fine right now if I wanted to (i don't lmao)
get a real brokerage faggot

>>25819702
>GME 17.5 Doji

LMFA, still low

MARA PAIN

JAGX about to rip it too

>>25815569
When will Tesla dip? Shit's getting ridicilous

>>25819525
What software is this?

>>25819774
This is FOMO, right?

>>25818958
Who cares about the hash rate, the only reason people buy these BTC farms is because they are the only way to buy indirectly buy BTC on a stock exchange and has the benefit of buying in your tax free savings account. The moment BTC shits the bed so do all of these companies and they will all go back to$3.

>he didn't sell MARA friday

WHY THE FUCK IS MARAS PRICE CHANGING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT LET ME SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25819848
think or swim, platform for TDAmeritrade

>>25819846
premarket -2%

I forgot why I left this place, I can't stop looking at green line going up.

>>25819864
Going 6+ at least

How can you guys be in the red on MARA? Unless you literally bought it last week you are still up 100%.

I can’t take this shit anymore I’m fucking done fuck MARA

MARA fags deserve it. Indirectly turning /smg/ into a crypto thread is bad juju and karma.

>>25819918
fuck it. Bought some shares.

>still no pre-market movement on BBBY

>>25819871
>>25819886
>>25819925
>>25819926
>>25819941
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR, BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>>25819702
positions ?

>>25819941
>buy tech stocks because of Fed printing
>not buying crypto miners because of tether printing

>>25819925
>up 100%
kek, didn't you know that anons here like to buy tops?

>>25816329
FUCK YEAH SNDL GANG

ODT (odonate)

>>25819886
It’s actually going up lol

BUY OEG

GEEEET FUUUUCCKED MARA. GET FUCKED CLSK. Friday's puts about to go BRRRRR

>>25820081
Yeah, people don't understand it's underpriced even if BTC was at 20k. But it's ok, more cheapies for me

>>25820125
>underpriced

The only reason it ever went up was hype because bitcoin went up. Its just a pump and dump, fren

>>25815569
NIGGERS DO I SELL MOON FOR NIO

ANSWER

>>25820049
either everyone in /smg is memeing or they truly are retarded. MARA has been shilled here since November, but everybody waits until it does 30% green days for an entire week to buy at the absolute tippy top at CoB on Friday.

Here is a hint for everyone: Even if BTC crabs for the next 6 months MARA will still be a $50 stock by next January.

dumb question but what's your step by step way to find a good stock ?

>>25815569
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/executive-order-addressing-threat-securities-investments-finance-communist-chinese-military-companies/

>>25820241
Ask here when the next moon mission departure

I HATE FIDELITY

why is every broker such garbags

>MARA -15%
is that all you got bobo?

Buy OH E GEE (OEG)
if you want to b rich

still interested in Pine island sounded like a crazy stock to pick apparently consists of people that work with Biden???

>>25820288
Just wait till 10 people reply with 'just get a better broker' without mentioning one.

>>25820288
Schwab tends to be hip with the zoomers

>>25815569
EVERYTHING IS FUCKED AND I CANT SELL FUCKING SCAMMING NIGGERS

>>25819667
Imma have so many sea cats at the end of this

>>25820288
get a better broker (not going to mention which one)

IF I WAS ON FUCKING /POL/ AT 6 P.M, I COULD HAVE SHORTED TWITTER WITH PUTS. KUSO

>>25820288
My broker fucked my wife.

>>25820241
1. Invest in what you know.

It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
People still gotta buy groceries. $KR

>>25820479
at least you have one

>RCON
>pre-market -10%
Ouch

Should I buy WFC, JPM, BBBY, or CLF

>>25820518
what if I don't know shit

What the fuck is pre-market? What is this scam? Why are some people allowed to trade before exchange is open

>>25820636
Jews

All memes aside, you’re a certified bitch if you sell MARA

>>25816627
Dude I bought 5x 95 ITM Leaps last week and sold 5x 117 to run the diagonals. Had to roll the bastard twice cause TSM gapped up massively.

If it ends this week at lower than 125 then I make about 4 K. But even so I did not expect this.

I have about 20k in shares that i might just roll into diagonals tomorrow. Fuck me

>>25820636

Unrelated newfag question: how do you make profits during bear market if stonks go down?

>>25820821
With options.

>>25820821
Treasuries should go up

>>25820821
Unironically SPACs

>>25820843
Im europoor I have only CFD at my disposal

>>25820856
Tf is that?

>>25820856
Why would treasuries go up?

>>25820636
>not having a big boy broker
>not having at least $25K in account to gamble

Ngmi, fren

>>25820821
Sell calls, buy puts.

>>25820909
Treasury bonds

>>25820911
Risk free assets

>>25820909
Apparently you can trade options with Interactive Brokers in the EU too.

>>25820962
Cash is just as risk free, and has almost the same "yield" at 0 interest rates. Also it's not risk free at all. If interest rates go up, currently held bond devalue.

>>25820008
Too numerous to name. Currently have a mostly /smg/ meme folder. I was swinging CLF most of the summer, then held a bag, then sold way, way too early in November. Worst thing I've done since not buying the horsie in the spring and selling PLUG at 4 last year or maybe it was the year before. I've left a lot of money on the table. I also sold CVGI at fucking 3.75! I am the big retard.
DENN
GTE
SNDL
AVGR
AMRN
TWI
Looks like I'll have a UUUU bag forever (4.05).

>>25821128
>selling PLUG at 4 last year or maybe it was the year before. I've left a lot of money on the table
It's okay tho, noone could've predicted that huge price hike in PLUG. It was pure luck for all hodlers.