/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25800325
im mooning!!!!!!

>>25800325

>>25800325
DUMP IT!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WAIT AT LEAST TOMORROW
FFUCKKK

fuck no im not done accumulating

So glad I kept buying that dip. I knew this would moon as soon as BTC showed weakness.

>>25800325
It's a scam, dont buy it!

>>25800325
C'mon guys this is not funny, dont pump it now. Why the hurry? Monero is turning to be a hedge against BTC.

>>25800325
what the fuck It was at $140 a couple days ago and I only have time to buy Sunday nights god dammit. There better not be some seasonality bullshit where wagies like me buy on Sundays and get dumped on Mondays or something

>>25800325
what the fuck bros i wasnt done accumulating, not cool man. not cool.

>>25800325

Next target 400

>>25800540
There isnt really resistance passed 190 to it's ATH

Checking in.

>>25800325
PirateChain is so much better
huge upside potential

What the fuck. This is supposed to be a $140 stablecoin

>>25800397
I knew it would go up as soon as the cool off from the "le government" fud wore off. Goddamn it. Next time south Korea bans monero again I'm stocking up.

wise to buy in rn???? i need to up my stack

or wait for a cool off? everyone is saying tech stock going to plummet at open wtffffffff

i get paid on wednesday fuck thissssss

>>25800597
>> pirate chain
kek
>> komodo
kek

stay poor.

Listen glowies, I will hold my stack regardless of price action, for at LEAST a decade. I would sooner take profit in my BTC stack than hand over my Moneros

we are going to 10500 sats over the next 2 weeks
screencap this

>>25800597
Every. Single. Time.

I meant to put 100 xmr not 10
shud I Kms?

>>25800597

>>25800325
I should have bought at 130 but I was scared.

>>25800397
>>25800661
>FUD
>WEAKNESS

It's literally because people are scared Bidden will launch a war on white people and their money.

>>25800769
>I meant to put 100 xmr not 10

100 XMR is a make it stack

i bought at $140

ZEC 500 EOY MONERO FAGS GET FUCKED

>i can't buy in until october
I suffer.

UP UP UP WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>25800722
>wise to buy in after a +30% in 24h run
Look bro im a monero maxi and even i know thats just fomo

>>25800837
>ZEC 500 EOY MONERO FAGS GET FUCKED

Report back when you can deliver headlines like these.

>>25800837
Why do these retards always shill on monero threads instead of making their own?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpcfF6OioGE

>>25800769
does that mean you're buying XMR for a 35x margin at 168, and if the price hits 188 you get 200 more XMR?

>>25800863
I did it and im doing good sometimes you gotta act stupid and join in like a normie

>>25800325
Christ wtf happened

>>25801041
biden hacked monero

>>25800996
it means I bought 10 xmr for $37(x47 loaned) at $168, so at $188 have made $200 if I cash out now
if it goes to $166 I lose $37 and the 10 monero
But I intended to buy 100 xmr, so would be up 2 grand atm

>>25801041
some amerilard boomer got banned on twitter

>>25800325
why is it going up bros?

easiest way to buy monero? im normie and was only using robinhood

>>25801132
is that what they call margin trading?

>>25800325
i spent all my monero on speed what a stupid cunt i am

>>25801296
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/monero/

>>25801310
yes I don't recommend it
I'm just a gambling addict hence why my net worth isn't 7 figures despite being in crypto since 2013

O^∞

>>25801277
Maybe trump getting banned from the internet by monopolistic corporations, their competitors getting rug pulled and mozilla announcing all supporters will be cancelled has finally woken up people into the idea the future is grim if we dont invest in decentralization and privacy

>>25801401
well could've lost it all, btw btc is in free fall rn so might wanna short?

and probably get a dog so you stop gambling

>>25801456
I dont think thats enough. Something else is going on.
TOR network is under attack (the entire network (v3))
So this pump is not coming from the usual places

I sold @180 and 185, thought I would be smart and play the market... buy order for 155 and 160 is set... so please frens let it dip....

>>25801477
I closed my position at $184
I have like 80 xmr so pretty comfy
I don't short anything anymore unless it's ripple

>buy monroe stickers and a shirt
>monterrey moons
You can thank me, I caused this. An unknown amount of Monera well spent.

>>25801503
there is credence to the current attack on TOR. either the CIA is ddosing the entire v3 to reveal WHM (or others) or someone is just trying to fuck with them

>>25801503
You glow.

>>25801592
someone is attempting to force everyone to downgrade from v3 to v2 so they can be DDOSed hard

>>25801592
drug dealers can't get a break nowadays can they

>>25801631
no anon, XMR chads are just a bit more technical

Why is XMR losing BTC? It's dropping pretty hard. What the fuck is happening in the dark markets?

Thread is glowing...

>>25801731

>>25801771
>>25801631
fuck off nigger your ID is glowing

>>25801592
So that's why all my sites were down...

>>25800913
ZEC's community is a fraction of the size of Monero's and everytime a ZEC thread goes up there are (understandably) people who show up to talk about how ZCash's privacy is inferior. This makes the shills mad so they retaliate by shitting up XMR threads. Thss will continue to occur until zooko does what Dash did and announce that ZCash isn't private.

>>25800813
Lol 500 is make it

>>25801542
you have an unknown amount

>>25801796
I don't know the new tactics they're teaching you fuckers at Quantico, but anyime someone asks "Bros why is it pumping?" or like your coworker asking whats "happening in the dark markets," it's a tell tale sign to oldfags that you do in fact glow. Learn to fedpost properly and lurk moar.

Also - kneel before niggers. Pic very much related.

>>25801942
>Lol 500 is make it

XMR is projected to eventually hit 5 figures, so even just 50 should be enough.

What's the best way to buy this Kraken? Or Coinbase BTC purchase to XMR swapper? Or Mail in money through localmonero?

>>25802090
depends on your desired level of opsec

>>25800773
I wanted to buy at $130 but an emergency made me spend on other things and move to a remote place for a couple of days. Fuck me.

>>25802110
Zero taxability.

>>25801296
get the fuck out normie newfag, your kind isn't welcome here

>>25802146
just avoid exchanges. you can go full schizo and buy a used/new laptop with cash, TAILS and then bisq. you'll have to purchase BTC prior on bisq. or you can cash/almost anything for XMR on agora desk.

>>25802048
my cover is blow. congrats you have found me. my name is agent sheckelstein and im coming not only for your bags but also your foreskin
pulling up your ip now...

>>25802152
all those interested in xmr are welcome here anon

>>25800325
IM IN THE REAL $200 WAITING ROOM

>>25802208
What about the transaction from the bank to bisq?

>>25801456
this

>>25802111
Did oyu fleed the gobbernment with your UNKNOWN AMOUNT OF MONEY?

>>25802212
Sadly i was circumcised against my will and without my consent, so that will be a tremendous disappointment. I wouldn't mind cracking a brew with you though.

>>25802300
you dont bank to bisq. you cash to BTC at a BTC atm, then BTC on bisq to xmr. bisq is a decentralized p2p exchange, runs as an .exe

>>25802359
I had to flee for [undisclosed motives].

aHR0cHM6Ly9kaXNjb3JkLmdnL2JxdFRiZkRQ

>>25802402
the IRS might ask where you got the $ if you do bisq back from XMR to BTC and then to an exchange. Once atomic swaps are live you can XMR to BTC directly back in the client and then move it to an exchange to sell and claim you had an old wallet. If you ever do move back to USD you may be asked.

>>25802383
no need to worry, we will take what you have left

Glad we are seeing some price action now, my faith is fully restored. Eoy price predicts anyone?

>>25802054
when was this made?

>>25803265
>when was this made?

2018. The timeline is a rough ballpark guesstimate (BTC only just hit $30K+) but the long-term outlook seems on point.

https://www.3bit-lab.com/documents/satis-group-cryptoasset-initiation-report-fundamental-valuation-201808.pdf

>>25803380
also couldnt have factored in corona
intermesting. thanks fren

>>25803220
10k

>>25803572
Q predicted this.

>>25800831
i bought at 140 but in november.

>>25801296
Welcome newfren!

>>25802402
What if the atm requires a phone number and shit?

>>25804127
get a google phone number using a fake gmail?

>>25804196
Bitstop requires an ID and the fees are like 12-13%

>>25804071
>kraken
>kyc

>>25804352
where to buy non-kyc? i only know coinbase / kraken / voyager all kyc.

>>25804071
Great infographic.

Are there any wallets that let you buy directly LTC like how exodus has it with bitcoin? Would like to leave as little paper trail as possible.

>>25804621
localmonero, bisq, kucoin

>>25801296
Cashapp buy Bitcoin transfer to Kraken
Transfers from cash app are free at least for me.

>>25804792
>>25804738

Expensive network fee to send BTC over. About a 3%+ fee. Any place/apps to buy LTC (non kyc) since they have a really cheap network fee?

>>25804867
Sending from Cashapp is free from my experience that's why I'm suggesting that.

>>25804867
If you don't care about kyc, coinmetro is great. They let u send your crypto as soon as u purchase, and deposit fiat is instant.

>>25804196
>the mind of a Craiglist scammer

>>25804256
Any tactic you do that avoids kyc is going to be really expensive, bitcoin atms even charge like a 10-15% fee when you buy from them.

>>25805034
Hmmmmmmm ill give that a try anon thanks. Really trying to reduce fees.

My plan: CashApp BTC purchase send to KuCoin and purchase monero send to dedicated monero wallet

>>25800325
>not buying LOKI

ngmi.

guys :'( this seems like the smartest community on biz so help me!!
i have had a swelling on my asshole for hours, it itches and pains a lot and i can't take it anymore, started after i took a shit which hurt too
i hold 5 xmr and won't sell until i can actually use it

.

>>25806550
Hemorrhoid. Refrain from anal sex, apply Preparation H, eat more fiber, and don’t strain when defecating. If symptoms don’t improve, go to a doctor for a banding procedure.

>>25739244

jan 15 btc goes sub 1k $

they are cashing out into xmr and running for it

>>25806550
Also manages your favorite shitcoin bleeding levels while it dumps.

10k EOY

>>25806669
>>25806761
>preparation H
>fiber
thanks, actually never heard of these tips!!
hopefully i can still sleep tonight >.<
my gf noticed it the other day and told me to stop watching shitcoins making moves and relax kek

GET UR FUNDS OFF BINANCE ASAP. IT WILL GET SEIZED ON JAN 15.

>entire tor network v3 onions dont work so fraudsters cant cash out
>jan 15 rico lawsuit done about Tether
>XMR going up vs entire market going down 10% vs 20% up by CZ cashing out
>CIA about to seize Binance Bitfinex and Tether

>>25807189
my dad works at cia, its not true

Is Monero the new pedocoin?

>>25807253
>>25807189
my dad works at fbi and says that people saying their dads work at cia always tell the truth