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CAN SHE FUCK MY BINCOYNS IF WE DIVORCE ??

>> No.25712403

>>25712391
yeah
marriage is a rugpull scam

>> No.25712411

Yes

>> No.25712444

FUCK DIZ BITCH, NO PRIVATE KEY NO MONEY

>> No.25712451

Move it to a hardware wallet and bury it somewhere or put it in a safety deposit box or something. And then conveniently forget the passcodes so that it’s inaccessible (but don’t actually forget) and then never tell anyone about it. Be prepared to not access it for at least 6 months after divorce

>> No.25712528

>>25712403
Life's a rugpull bro.

>> No.25712580

>>25712391
not if she doesn't know about them.

>> No.25712588

>>25712391
kek just say you lost the private key to the wallet :^)

>> No.25712610

>>25712451
How I can I exit scam the mariage ???

>> No.25712742
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25712742

If you hold the private keys to the addresses with those coins you are your own bank and it is unconfiscatable by any court or government

>> No.25712745

>>25712391
Not if you lose your private key in a boating accident.

>> No.25712818

>>25712391
>>25712391
>>25712391
Marriage is a fucking rugpull of the highest degree.
She was the love of my fucking life /biz/.
I would have died for her.
All the risks, the big swings, just so we could have a good life.
Only after you give them everything do you find out who they really are.
I come home one day to find her out in broad daylight, shitting in the street.
>pleas sir do the needful make purchase on 10k PNK
My wife was a fucking 26yr old Indian villager the entire time. He took it all in the divorce, it was Kleros court so without a 1m stack I was simply outvoted.
Now I'm fucking ruined. Don't make the same mistakes I did. Never get married.

>> No.25712843

>>25712818
KEK

>> No.25712864

if you fucked up a marriage, you would fuck up concealment. just give her half you worthless eater.

>> No.25712877

>>25712451
>(but don’t actually forget)

kek

>> No.25712906

>>25712818
lmfao

>> No.25712949

>>25712391
Send them to a new wallet. Tell her you accidently sent them to the wrong wallet. Problem solved. Do it before the divorce is filed and there will be nothing they can do.

>> No.25712980

>>25712818
Thank you. I needed that laugh anon.

>> No.25713018

>>25712391
marriage scam always was always wilbe

>> No.25713041

Have someone you trust implicitly? Give them your seed phrase and have them “hack” your wallet(s). Make sure they know what they are doing and have they shuffle the coins through a few other wallets, maybe even wash on an exchange. Make a big deal about the hack and financial loss. After a reasonable period of time, take ownership of the new wallet.

>> No.25713054

>>25712818
Lesson learned. Never marry a shitcoin

>> No.25713067

>>25712610
fake your death

>> No.25713093

>>25712391
>married
ngmi

>> No.25713108

just say you lost the private keys and you’re retarded what are they gonna say about that it happens daily

>> No.25713181
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25713181

>>25712391
Exchange your BTC for an unknown amount of XMR

>> No.25713320

can i get a qrd on marriage

>> No.25713446

>>25712391
She'd have to hire someone to literally torture you.

>> No.25713625

>>25713181
Well it's the beginning of something. I go all-in in crypto (separated bank account), full xmr & leave my job , faking being pour etc.

>> No.25713677

>>25712391
"i went all in on a shitcoin and lost it all!"

>> No.25713733

>>25712391
No way. They can never take your bitcoin away from you. Hide your mnemonic phrase in a very safe place or memorize it (risky).

>> No.25713735

>getting married in current year
sorry for you anon, you fell for the trap
every female in a western country is born married to the state
she will never go hungry, she will never want for security, she can have endless children and will be paid for it

so what is the purpose of marrying a MAN when you are already married to the STATE?

to TAKE what the man has, and that is all

it is a massive scam

>> No.25713807

>>25712391
>CAN SHE FUCK MY BINCOYNS IF WE DIVORCE ??
You told her about the bitcoins?

>> No.25714009

>>25713807
Yeah I bought crypto for our daughter also so she'll never have to work

>> No.25714118

>>25712391
>It says here in this document, that you Anon have $200,000 invested in some kind of online tokens? Is this some sort of hobby?

>> No.25714139

>>25712528
Jesus, why did you have to say that?

>> No.25714423

>>25712818
this post stopped me from roping for one more day

>> No.25714565
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>>25713807
Yeah, had to explain what "work" I was doing in my upstairs "office" with my "gaming" computer.

>> No.25715209

>>25714565
You should've told her that you gave technical assistance for some cloud software or something. You fucked up.

>> No.25715413

>>25712444
Ahahhahahhahahahahahahahahah. Keep telling yourself that.

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>>25712818
thank you sire village has been fed well

>> No.25715472

What bitcoins, anon?

>> No.25715479

>>25712444
>FUCK DIZ BITCH, NO PRIVATE KEY NO MONEY
You can refuse to pay in BTC but the law can come after you and repo your non-BTC property in retaliation.

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>>25712818

>> No.25715525

What Bitcoins?

>> No.25715536

>>25712391
That depends on your state and whether they are premarital property or part of the marriage property. And of course on whether she knows about them or can find out about them.

Note also, it is really fucking easy to screw up and cause almost any asset to go from being premarital property to being marital property. If you traded them during the marriage, then congratulations, they are now marital property and can be divided any way the judge wants.

If you have any and aren't married yet, keep them secure and don't tell her about them. You can talk to a lawyer about leaving a letter to her in case you die unexpectedly so that she'll inherit. Otherwise, no talk.

>> No.25715696

>>25712818
Fantastic post

>> No.25715732

>>25712610
>25712610
take wife to vacation in mexico and accident her

>> No.25715783

>>25715732
Unironically this, I'd heem your wife for .5 BTC, holla at me if you ever cross south

>> No.25715824

Dump everything into Monero then say you lost the keys

>> No.25715884

>>25712391
of course she can you retard

>> No.25715956

>>25712391
Not if she doesn't know how many you have.

>> No.25716058

>>25712818
hahahhahahahahaahahahaha

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>>25712818

>> No.25716136

>>25715783
>holla at me
Not
>hola
U had 1 jerb

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25716178

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