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RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD EDITION

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>Live Streams
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https://market24hclock.com/
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>> No.25665436
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25665436

I got fucked today....in a good way

>> No.25665471

Fuck your dividends

>> No.25665474
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>> No.25665490

>>25665471
Collecting dividends in this market is panhandling

>> No.25665506
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25665506

>TSLA will go bankrupt any second now!!!!

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25665516

Can you recommend me some tech stocks that dipped for no reason this week? Like CDPR.
Looking for good value stocks for this year.

>> No.25665522

>Roblox
>Coinbase
>Robinhood
The true memefecta of IPOs approaches
But don't forget
>Bumble
for your Stacy/Karen portfolios.

>> No.25665532

>>25665471
imagine waiting around for quarters at a time for a pittance from a crabby shit stock while everyone else in the market dabs on you constantly... what a sad existence

>> No.25665538

UAVS up 40% AH
drone tech is coming, niggers. Once AMZN purchases UAVS it's over for you bitches

>> No.25665543

>>25665516
If you think of buying that I’m not wasting time with you

>> No.25665545
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>>25665516
I bought 500 shares of OTGLY

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>>25665516
>tech stocks that dipped for no reason this week?
>Like CDPR.

>> No.25665558
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25665558

TFW still out performing warden buffet

>> No.25665566
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25665566

>>25665399
This nigga finna be even richer

>> No.25665578

>>25665506
I want Elon one day to just stop with everything, close down everything, don't sell the company to anyone, and laugh at everyone as he blasts off in his spaceship to Mars while earth implodes

>> No.25665583
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>>25665399
how was he allowed to continue after he named the Jew

>> No.25665595
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25665595

Selling covered calls is the comfiest strategy.

>> No.25665605

We're making out like bandits and the rest of the nation is pink wojacs and soijacks...somethings gotta give

>> No.25665616
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25665616

>AMMO
>Smith & Wesson
What more do I need to long the civil war meme?

>> No.25665618

>>25665506
Why do stocktwits boomers still try and short TSLA?

>> No.25665623

>>25665558
He only cares about long term gains of course he’s gonna be flat in a bubble. He’s smart it’s just not what I’m looking for right now.

If he wasn’t 90 I would pick bh as a retirement fund

>> No.25665645
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>>25665399
>richest man
>had sex with amber heard
>will take us to mars
the power of autism

>> No.25665646

>>25665583
Who do you think owns TSLA shares?

>> No.25665648
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>>25665578

>> No.25665658

>>25665583
Because he's African

>> No.25665659

>weed very likely to be legalized this year on a federal level
>Altria (MO) is a major tobacco firm, which owns Marlboro and Phillip Morris, and has been expanding into cannabis
Disclosure: I hold MO LEAPs

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25665671

I'll admit to being wrong and so monday I sold rycey for a 3162.85 loss. I rolled over into C which I sold today for a 839.28 gain. I rolled into CLF, 450 shares @ 17.9551. However I'm still up on the year ( all 7 days of it).

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25665682

Erguer-se meus concidadãos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBeNiXc5Gsw

>> No.25665692
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>>25665618
Because boomers think TSLA is a car company.

>> No.25665702

>>25665648
>kys soijack poster! You FUD every post in this thread

>> No.25665704

>>25665648
This pic looks like my boss unironically, I cannot stand it. I need to make enough money to just trade memes bros

>> No.25665706
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25665706

whats my weekly pattern called

>> No.25665710

>>25665671
you should tell that anon still hodling GNUS how to cut losses

>> No.25665719

>>25665595
What's the return tho? 3-4% yearly?

>> No.25665728
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25665728

JUST IN:

Elon Musk has tragically passed away at age 49. Grimes and X-Æ A-Xii to assume control of Tesla.

>> No.25665746

>>25665471
dividend investing when I started out fucked me more anything in the world, left me holding bags full of shit in march, fucking joseph carlson

>> No.25665747

>>25665506
Bankrupt no, but I do think that Fisker and Lordstown will eat up some of the market share of EVs and Tesla is only a good hold until 2022-23

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>>25665702
I'm not even a basedjak spammer, but that post was just oozing of onions that I couldn't not post it.

>> No.25665755

>>25665706
the oh nononoono fuckfuckfuck aaaaaaaa nevermind we good pattern

>> No.25665756

>>25665706
listening to the BCRX/OSMT shill

>> No.25665761
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25665761

VALE research pastebin anon checking in
(https://pastebin.com/7RCHT6tZ))
hope you all didn't sell during the crab and consolidate week!
I was worried for a little bit that people had bought in due to my posts, and then sold for a loss when it crabbed. I'm happy to see that a lot of people held and we're all making money

>> No.25665777

>>25665728
Bullish

>> No.25665783

>>25665583
African jews have voodoo powers to manipulate the markets.
>>25665516
>CDPR
>no reason
I think its overly hated though

>> No.25665782

>>25665659
Bro, I bought MO in 2018 and sold it in 2019 because its so fucking shit. Good thing I did because its even shittier now. Stock holders will not see any of the value from weed sales.

>> No.25665785

>>25665749
>soijak is filtered to basedjak
Mods confirmed for cock gobblers.

>> No.25665787

>>25665583
You think jews don’t wanna make money? They’re probably in the stock and collecting tax from everyone in it

>> No.25665788

>>25665706
It's a nice little basin to hold rainwater in when the economy collapses in 2 weeks.

>> No.25665792

>>25665471
>>25665490
>>25665532
fuck all of you
i mix divvie stocks with high growth stocks, it is great

>> No.25665794
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25665794

馬が大好き・・・
WKHSも・・・すき・・・

>> No.25665795

give me one reason why I shouldnt just go all in bitcoin because its 100% gonna hit 50k.

>> No.25665796
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25665796

wtf I can retire now

>> No.25665802

What’s up with plug? And Tesla....wtf

>> No.25665813

>>25665747
Unironically this. I'm super long on Lordstown. Their vehicles look sweeet.

Althought it's pricier than the cybertruck for some reason, having third of the range.

>> No.25665821

REMINDER: If you did not earn at least 7.22% today, you are losing to a simple, conservative portfolio of 100% TQQQ.

>> No.25665839

>>25665719
10% is manageable and would increase if you reinvested your premiums well.

>> No.25665841

>>25665792
Ur about to get onions jacked

>> No.25665842

>>25665728
WRONG. Tesla unveils new cyber brain. The first customer? Elon himself!

>> No.25665855

>>25665783
That's the kind of dip I want to buy:
- people hating a company currently and bad press causing a selloff
- fundamentals are actually great

If you remember the Witcher 3 release, that was also a fucking mess, but they made it game of the decade.

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>>25665749
>>25665785
Are you, by any chance, new?

>> No.25665872

Why did UAVS moon and should we buy?

>> No.25665873

GHIV anons....which calls would you guys reccommend buying?

>> No.25665887

>>25665747
>>25665813
>EVs
Boomers detected

>> No.25665893

>>25665795
If you couldn't time 2017, you'll bag hold up to 200k, lever up, then be ruined on the plunge down to 30k.

>> No.25665899
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>>25665870
No. I just don't post s*y.

>> No.25665915

>>25665873
Anything below 12.20

>> No.25665920
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>>25665792
>tfw I bought WMB as a 7.5 yield divvie stock
>tfw it went up like 10% in a week
Sometimes you don1t have to choose between divvie and growth.

>>25665839
Gonna look into that then.

>> No.25665927

>>25665872
Because people are finally catching onto the D R O N E W A V E

>> No.25665937

>>25665915
You would hold onto ITM calls? Why though? IV will shoot up through the roof post-merger on the 22nd wont it?

>> No.25665942
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>>25665399
how feasible is for CLF to pump up to ATH levels?, it seems it has all it takes, I'm even thinking on taking a loan to invest on it, what could go wrong?, memeflu2?

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>>25665792

>> No.25665954

>>25665794
<3

>> No.25665955
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>>25665821

>> No.25665973
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>>25665706
the "6 more days until Japan"

>>25665841
webm

>> No.25665974
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>>25665012
This has the potential to both moon and be the biggest scam stock of 2021. I have to buy some.
>>25665425
>It's not like we can actually bury those fucking things in a desert
He's actually shilling for the creation of permanent non-recyclable waste. Nice job saving the planet wind energy shill
>It's comparable to the damage any fossil or uranium mining site causes.
Please tell me the amount of fiber glass used in either process. And it's convenient how you completely avoid responding to the other link.
>Not to mention unironically linking to bloomberg.
I didn't know Bloomberg was known for being anti wind energy. Are the photos fake too, tourist?

>> No.25665976

>>25665855
unironically Intel. they had enough beating and will probably have a good CPU generation with Alder Lake.

>> No.25665985

>>25665813
Fisker can make them better for cheaper too, and can design cars that aren't boring as shit or literal child drawing tier like the CyberTruck. After I'm done accumulating UUUU and GME shares I'll probably start buying Fisker

>> No.25665997

Is RIOT a better play or ARBKF ? Might go for RIOT calls

>> No.25665999

>>25665942
it isn't just feasible its happening right in front of your face. the gains will start to look unbelievable at 30 but it will just keep going

>> No.25666013

>>25665920
Do a lot of research on it first and the stocks you want to use for it. Good luck.

>> No.25666017

>>25665976
>Intel
Why are activist investors not activating here?

>> No.25666027

HOW DO I GET MORE

>> No.25666029

Yeah I took a boomers advice and invested in safe shit. Ko is fucking eating my profits on growth stocks FUCK. Everyone laugh at the new guy please.

>> No.25666039

>>25665855
Cyberpunk sold 20 million copies. Excited for their next earnings report. Will probably also talk about selling DLC this year even.

>> No.25666044

>>25665399
I could ruin this mans whole career just by buying tesla calls tomorrow morning at open. Hes lucky I don't

>> No.25666060
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>>25665920
exactly
>tfw T chad

>> No.25666064

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>> No.25666067

AQB jumping back up

Invest in salmon. This will be the stock of 2021

>> No.25666065
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>>25666029

>> No.25666089
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I’ve gone up over 10% everyday for 3 days now, it can’t keep going like this can it?

>> No.25666092

>>25666029
If you’re young you should be taking risks. You have a long time to make up losses if you’re chasing high returns. Don’t let boomers impart boomer investing strategies onto you.

>> No.25666096
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25666096

AMRS AMRS AMRS
Pic related is just a hint of future company developments
AMRS AMRS AMRS

>> No.25666105

>>25666089
>only 10 percent

>> No.25666113

>>25666029
KO is a boomer dividend stock
Only worth it if you have hundreds of thousands to put into it

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VALE bros... did you feel that

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>>25665796
??????

>> No.25666129

>>25665985
I'm not sure about Fisker, because they had plenty of failures already. Also Lordstown is supposed to start producing in september, and having a first mover advantage might be killer here.

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>RR
>RYCEY
>>25663672
I wonder if this anon is still holding >>/biz/thread/S23362996#p23365033

>> No.25666141

>>25666029
Dude I’d be rich if I started in 2017 but boomers told me it’s impossible. All I wanted to do was buy fucking Apple and amazon and it tripled

FUCK BOOMERS DIE DIE DIE

>> No.25666167

>>25666092
Yeah lesson learned.

>> No.25666177
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25666177

>>25665855
>people hating a company currently and bad press causing a selloff
Buy INTC, just look at this image :^)

>> No.25666185

>>25666124
oh my fucking god i'm about to spill my tendies everywhere

>> No.25666188

I just bought $20 in TSLA when do I get rich

>> No.25666193
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25666193

>>25666029
>>25666113
FUCK KO

peddles literal diabetes poison and then gives lectures about democracy and freedom

>> No.25666199
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>>25665821

>> No.25666202

I bought 1500 shares of FTFT today at 2.6... ended up selling at 3.9 when I thought it was crashing (I was the literal dip of the day), and it climbs back up for 5.7 to close... Fuck me bros

>> No.25666215

>>25665796
>>25666128
elon pumped a stock 600% just because he wasn't clear he meant signal.org

clown market

>> No.25666217

>>25665719
2-3% a month for me

>> No.25666253
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>>25666096
AMRS AMRS AMRS
Continuation of release
AMRS AMRS AMRS

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25666255

First for SRAC

>> No.25666254

>>25666193
lmao is that real?

Do these companies think they will get something out of this? It's gotta just be some social media retard working there

>> No.25666256

>>25666193
Plutocracy moment

>> No.25666272

Lads, how many of you keep refusing to buy Tesla because that shit is way to overvalued?

I'm one of those people. I've been refusing to invest in Tesla for months because there's no way it will go higher, but I'm not even mad on the gains I'm missing or hoping it crashes. I'm simply in awe, I have no envy and I won't find any enjoyment when the bubble bursts.

>> No.25666276

I’m up 30% on TQQQ. I got in at 141. Is it time to get the fuck out

>> No.25666278

>>25666096
I bought $2K worth of 10c weeklies. Hope I don't get absolutely BTFO'd tomorrow

>> No.25666286

>>25666177
>>25665976
Nah man, Intel's management is a bunch of faggots. Their process sucks, their engineering sucks, the IP will become devalued, and AMD and Apple will piss on its grave holding hands.

The only thing going for them is some Microsoft-esque monopoly deals with OEMs.

>> No.25666297

Give me ideas for calls to buy tomorrow or monday
So far I have
>RIOT
>GHIV
Considering AMRS when IV cools down its way too hot rn.

>> No.25666300

>>25666272
tons of people on /biz/ refuse to make money, just look at the altcoin threads

>> No.25666302

>>25666217
Not with my whole port obviously, I have plenty of memes. It's better income than divvies.

>> No.25666303

>>25666193
Yeah and the masses eat that shit up, easy money

>> No.25666312

>>25666272
I'm too broke to bog my portfolio with a share that expensive

>> No.25666323

>>25665566
He’s gonna be the first public trillionaire in the solar system

>> No.25666327

What the fuck 3D Systems. 100%+

>> No.25666329
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>>25666089
>tfw 1%

>> No.25666349

>>25666253
>>25666096
I have 500 shares and 19 11c options, im ready for the bull run
Definitely reinvesting the premiums

>> No.25666350

>>25666272
Funny, i had this exact thought you had today and i bought 17,000 worth of shares of TSLA today, up 200 bucks on the day already

>> No.25666356

>>25666129
Their failure was due to shitty batteries from their supplier and then before they could get that issue settled the maker went under and they were just left with shit, the Fisker Karma was beloved by the celebrities who had them though, Bieber had his until some nigger crashed it. It was really a cool EV.

>> No.25666358

>>25666217
>>25665839
But you do have to give up any possible price gains for that, no?

>> No.25666362

LGVW treated me well today. Thank you little stock.

>> No.25666363

>>25666113
>>25666141
>>25666193
Yup fuck it. I’m taking the loss at open tomorrow.

>> No.25666364

>>25666276
I’ve been holding since 129 you pussy and not even checking it. I bought more

>> No.25666368

>>25666272
there's no way i'd buy tesla any time over the last 6 months but little did i know i own a fund (CWB) that has a bunch of convertible bonds of it and has outperformed as a the result. funny that

>> No.25666384

>>25665399
why didn't I buy tesla for 40 when I had the chance

>> No.25666390

>>25666272
DESU I have had more FOMO with TUP than TSLA. Shit has gone from $2 to nearly $40 and there are price targets (which are memes but still) of $60

>> No.25666395
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>>25666269
It's not only about drawdown and volatility. If we're in a bubble and the bubble pops then line might not go back to its previous levels for decades rather than just a few weeks.

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>>25666276
Why? If we're not down after the migger riot yesterday what would make it go down now? Also you'll have to consider whether short term capital gains is worth it.

>> No.25666410

>>25666272
I lost over $4K trying to short Tesla the last 3 months. I almost made $4K today alone from Tesla calls. I’m gonna ride it as long as I can

>> No.25666411

>>25666297
cmon lads give me your call ideas

>> No.25666418

>>25666193
I actually thought the mostly peaceful protesters were brave. If you want your voice heard sometimes you have to be loud. However we have some of the stupidest people running the country, so they probably didn't understand what the protestors were trying to say in their chants of 4 more years and USA.

>> No.25666423

>>25666349
AMRS is only going up from here. Swing a small position during dips, and continue to hold a core position tight.

>> No.25666426

>>25666215
Check the price of ETH. Not Ethereum, Ethan Allan Interiors.

It tracks Ethereum because boomers are dumb.

>> No.25666428
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psth

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before i investing in something i think, would i DRINK IT MYSELF? would i drink KO products?

no. no i wouldn't. as soon as that realisation enveloped me, i called my female broker
>"yes. sell all my KO. market price"
>"sir i don't understand this is the IR--"
>hang up

and that's one of my most fundamental principles of investing. would i personally eat it. drink it. use the product. would i give it my cat? would i give COKE to my CAT? of course not

technical analysis. that's the name for this kinda analysis. not so popular with the kids these days, but that's the secret to my success

>> No.25666438

>>25666327
WTF, and this was shilled here some days ago. Who wudda thunk that 3d printing is profitable when everyone and their cat are making printers.

>>25666356
I wonder if they have the same management and engineers. If not, it's basically a new company.

>> No.25666440

>>25665898
Your numbers are not right.
How does it come that we have not a single competent math guy here?
(1-x)(1+x) is only a valid argument if the return distribution is indeed symmetrical. This (apparently) seems to be the case for a daily returns despite obvious logic. Otherwise, you'd have to use (1-kx)(1+k(-x/(x-1))) where k is the leverage. You get no decay for k=1, volatility decay for k>1, and volatility gain for 0<k<1 in comparison to the underlying. The question is, what distribution to use.

>> No.25666442

>>25666411
That AMRS dip was your chance.

>> No.25666446

TSLA stock price if Elon suddenly dies?

>> No.25666450

>>25666411
look at what reddit is buying and buy calls on it

>> No.25666485

>>25666446
666k

>> No.25666487

>>25666193
>beacon for democracy
>be american company
>know nothing about america

>> No.25666500

>>25666440
He’s actually correct about the way 3x returns work

>> No.25666518

>>25666440
I don't know what the (1-x)(1+x) thing you're going on about is. But it's not only a valid argument if the distribution is symmetrical. Ask yourself why 3x S&P does worse than 2x S&P over time.

>> No.25666519

>>25666411
CLF... will be $20 by end of next week. Check em

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>trying to wire money to my brokerage
>chase calls me to confirm wire but the call is cut a split second before I answer
>wire status is now in fucking "pending review" limbo
Fuck Chase

>> No.25666533

>>25666446
single digits

>> No.25666537

>>25666442
Why the fuck would anyone buy AMRS calls today of all days? It is a long play and IV is through the roof

>> No.25666543

>>25666446
Stock price movement has nothing to do with the underlying. Anyone not seeing this is from Robinhood.
>>25666428
Merger news when?
Are we ready to EAT FRESH?

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is it worth buying GBTC and ETHE if I'm too retarded to buy the actual BTC and ETH

>> No.25666553

>>25666446
Probably would take a 50% dump unironically

>> No.25666562

EHang will fly to the moon!

>> No.25666564

>>25666193
>Look mommy I'm Resisting (TM)

>> No.25666572

Where has that retard Tinny been? I want to ask him why he made that tiktok where he did that retard dance

>> No.25666576

>>25666531
>he didn't call his female broker

>> No.25666581

>>25666531
Call them back then, you autist

>> No.25666624

>>25666531
call them back?

>> No.25666628

>>25665761
Thank you! we made it big this week

>> No.25666627

>>25666552
You're gonna get dumped on if you're only now looking at crypto.

>> No.25666636

>>25666193
Democracy is fake and gay

>> No.25666647

>>25666438
They have the same CEO and designer (Henrik Fisker who is a very successful car designer and made 2-3 James Bond cars) but this time they just acquired a company that dealt with getting solar panels and car batteries so they won't get fucked over and they have a deal with magna to make their cars for 3.6 percent of the company

>> No.25666655

>>25666552
I’ve made some good money swinging them both but you have to wait for good dips. Keep an eye on the crypto becusse the stocks dump when the crypto dips.

>> No.25666669

>>25665399
How the fuck did he gain +$40 billion in a month?

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>>25666193
What the FUCK.
If you side with the democrats as a normal person, you are fucking brain dead. Literally every politician and mega corporation are on the same page, and you think they are on YOUR SIDE? FUCKING LMAO IDIOTS.

>> No.25666678

im going to short RIOT

>> No.25666680

would i wirelessly communicate with my cat over an AT&T telecommunications service? yes. invest in T

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>>25665692
This.

>> No.25666686

>>25666426
Huh. It kind of did starting September last year. Pretty close correlation until ETH hit the parabola.

>> No.25666695

>>25666678
Why?

>> No.25666708

>>25666669
Tesla stock price x his shares

>> No.25666729

>>25666500
His numbers are wrong.
If qqq goes down 10% and up 10% it will not stay flat.
>>25666518
>I don't know what the (1-x)(1+x) thing you're going on about is
It's from that shitty article that was posted here a few times. They argue that leverage 1 also has volatility decay but that's not necessarily true. It depends on what the negative corresponding move to x% is. It's not automatically -x% just because it's the same number but with a flipped sign. It might be -x/(x-1) instead

>> No.25666730

>>25666272
>to
These are the people not buying tsla
They can’t even speak their fucking native language properly

>> No.25666733

>>25666358
Yeah. I don't consider it investing, it just generates more income to buy memes.

>> No.25666746

>>25666677
If you own stocks, they are on your side dude. Fuck the poor and the old, give me my gains.

>> No.25666750

step one: Google "The MORE act".
step two: Buy weed stocks.

>> No.25666762

>>25666695
the correction in BTC will be marvelous and delicious

>> No.25666765

How much years do you think it will take for the inevitable overtake of Tesla by Nio

>> No.25666767

>>25666581
>>25666624
Generic customer service menu

>> No.25666783

>>25666272
bought before the split sold after

>> No.25666799

>>25666358
Yeah sure. But you should be avoiding earnings and the underlying shouldn't be wildly volatile. You can also just sell puts if you get assigned and wheel it.

>> No.25666800

>>25666765
>How much years

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>>25666193
And anons attack me for shilling Chinese stocks lel
>>25666572
I think he managed to lose even more money last week

>> No.25666812

You know COVID is basically over when no one make any mention of "social distancing" or "masks" or "super spreader" when the capital riot happened.

>> No.25666814

>>25666254
It's literally 22 year old women running these social media accounts. Oversaw by a 30 year old woman manager who is overseen by a man that is afraid to lose his job.

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>>25666185
>>25666124
What am I supposed to feel? Why am I supposed to feel?

>> No.25666826

>>25666750
Already priced in. Too late to shill stocks already on the moon.

Weed stocks are stupid though. There's a reason it's called weed: it grows so easily you have to actively control it. Why would someone ever buy factory-made weed is beyond me.

>> No.25666830

>>25666765
>>25666800
>sirs pls how much years

>> No.25666849

>>25666537
Cause fuck you that's why pussy

>> No.25666850

>>25665399
90% of my gains are from clf

>> No.25666857

>>25666767
just talk to anyone. tell them what happened and what the situation they will patch you through to the correct dept

>> No.25666858

>>25666800
Sounds like a nio investor

>> No.25666861

>>25666750
>introduced by Kamala Harris

Dems will shoot it down just because they don't like Kamala Harris any more.

>> No.25666862

>>25666746
These companies would be Nazis in Nazi Germany. They are spinless. This doesn't actually earn them money though. The marketing team THINKS it will help but thats because they drink the kool-aid. Apparently the 80 million people who voted for Trump don't matter or even exist.

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>>25665761
LEAPS finally moving

>> No.25666877

>>25666765
>How much years
This is the chinkest shill post ever to chink on this site.

>> No.25666888

>>25666849
Enjoy your losses retard. I'll buy AMRS calls in a week or so

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>>25666193
>>25666564

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>>25666750
how to profit from dude weed if legally unable to invest in it? I'm thinking MO

>> No.25666918

>>25666888
at least im not a pussy

>> No.25666921

>>25666888
Nice trips.

>> No.25666927

>>25666800
>>25666830
>>25666877
woah you got me i kneel
*how many

>> No.25666936

>>25666708
or maybe he bought Bitcoin like daddy Saylor told him? He apes into everything that appears cool on first sight.

>> No.25666950

>>25666918
Bruv don't tell me you were one of those nigger cattle types who bought into AMRS at 9 bucks today

>> No.25666974

>>25666862
>Apparently the 80 million people who voted for Trump don't matter or even exist.
This is something I never got. Why are you willing to alienate 20% of your customers to please some 5% with some meaningless post?

>> No.25666978

>>25665618

Just look at yahoo, half of them posting shit like hurdur you need to sell cars at 1.5 million dollars to justify mcap. Kek

>> No.25666980

>>25666950
I bought around 7.70

>> No.25666982

>>25666729
>If qqq goes down 10% and up 10% it will not stay flat.
Ok fair enough, the example is wrong. But the point is, the leveraged ETF needs to go up by a higher percentage than the underlying to break even. Which means a black swan can pretty much wipe you out if you're using 3x leverage.

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holy shit robinhood is selling shares to their userbase first.

BOOMER BROKERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.25667011

>>25666914
MO is a pretty comfy divvie stock, but it will possibly shrink faster than it can give you dividends.
Except if a recession happens. I'm pretty sure that's going to be one of the stocks that goes up. Because stress causes smoking.

>> No.25667018

>>25666993
i want to cum inside her

>> No.25667038

Uuuu holdos..how does it feel seeing everyone else moon while we crab

>> No.25667047

>>25666982
Yes, bagholding a 3x etf over a market top is not exactly a good idea but there's more to this than that.

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>>25665399
well yes of course pic related is where he'll keep those juicy data

>> No.25667056

i hope bitcoin pulls back to 30k

>> No.25667064

Kek, they're making a big stink about KO's fine. What they fail to grasp is due to pent up demand KO will prob make that amount up during the summer/fall Disney park stampede alone. Cause KO gets downed by the ton at Disney parks. (along with ice cream or so I've been told)

>> No.25667068

>>25667038
uranium is a long position you shouldn't put everything in it

>> No.25667081

>>25666980
Damn look at Mister thick cock here everybody! Long term longs for AMRS are frustrated because Melo has been overly optimistic in the past and perhaps spoke before he had the cat in the bag. But don't let past disappointments blind you to the amazing power of the techniques AMRS is mastering. When they complete construction of their factory, the margins will go up.

>> No.25667088

>>25666974
Google Taleb's article on the minority rule

>> No.25667096

>>25666950
Not him buy i daytraded AMRS calls today from the first to the second dip and i made 20% stop being a pussy

>> No.25667123

>>25667068

It's turning into a cope position

>> No.25667157

>>25667047
What more?

>> No.25667167

>>25667081
I've had 3000 shares of this shit since everyone was memeing it in 2018. Bought in under $4. This is p cool.

>> No.25667170

>>25666762
>>25667056
Heads up, you guys will capitulate within a month, buy in, and experience the real plunge within a week.

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>>25666974
Because they drank the kool-aid. They believe their own lies. Same reason why congress curled up in fear.

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What's the name of the pattern of my trades today?

>> No.25667203

>>25667056
I hope bitcoin fucking crashes. Fuck cryptoniggers

>> No.25667206

>>25667096
>>25667167
$9 is the longest AMRS has been in a while so buying in right now is always gonna be risky. What is your price target for AMRS guys?

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INUV AH!!! we broke .60 boys

>> No.25667222

>>25667177
Classic NEET pattern, waking up at the end of the day.

>> No.25667236

>>25667081
nice blog faggot lmao

>> No.25667250

Is CLFa meme or are we actually going up next week?

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>>25666426
Looks like you're the dumb one here. The only thing I see is that they both had a dip in March of this year, and recovered. Nearly every equity did.

>> No.25667259

>>25667170
>>25667170
sold my mara shares yesterday, i still hold riot and i think bitcoin needs a break

>> No.25667260

>>25667088
That's a pretty antisemitic and biased article that's not really applicable to the SJW shit we're seeing.

The premise itself is not applicable, as it assumes that there is no actual backlash for the minority-enforced stuff.

>> No.25667265

>>25666255
based momentus dubs. one of the best ways to get exposure to starship and space economy before spacex/starlink IPO's

>> No.25667270

>>25667177
The "take profit you're over 25k"

>> No.25667271

>>25667236
You'll hopefully learn to stop buying the top some day anon.

>> No.25667272

>>25667206
I don't know, I am a retard so I just follow the memes. Any answer I gave would be secondhand regurgitation.

>> No.25667274

>>25667250
meme

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>>25667206
>What is your price target for AMRS guys?
At least $30 if redditfags start shilling for it

>> No.25667285

>everyone parking money in tesla, which is a sure bet at this point
bearish?

>> No.25667304

>>25667177

The "free stock is available" pattern

>> No.25667313

>>25667274
Thanks anon, I hope I can trust you.

>> No.25667328

GHIV Feburary 2021 15c calls look real tasty to me bros, in light of that deal getting announced on the 22nd.

>> No.25667334

I CANT PUT MORE MONEY IN MY ROBINHOOD BECAUSE OF MY FUCKIN BANK

I NEED CLF GAINS I DON’T HAVE TIME

>> No.25667336

>>25667177
the bogdanoff

>> No.25667337

Gamestop is trending on twitter boys

>> No.25667340
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Should I have sold this? What do I want MU to open at to make the most? 82.5 or 83?

Or do I want to sell it at 3pm if it's at 83.5?

>> No.25667342

>>25666993
sauce?

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>>25667313
Of course you can trust me!

>> No.25667369

>>25667250

It's going to 40 eom

>> No.25667377

>>25667285
I think the prevailing assumption everywhere, including Robinhood, is that the Fed will buy their bags if need be
Money velocity to zero BTW

>> No.25667389

>>25667260
MAGA types have pretty much never fought back in any meaningful way, while capitulating to talkies gets them to screech at someone else.

>> No.25667401

>>25667334
so trade on margin
you do have a margin account, right anon?

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>>25667342
https://www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2021-01-07/robinhood-is-said-to-weigh-selling-shares-to-clients-in-ipo

RH users basically get in early before the IPO boom, will be real comfy. IPO coming as early as this quarter as well

>> No.25667425 [DELETED] 

>>25666666

>> No.25667452

>>25667425
https://sys.4channel.org/biz/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=25667425

>> No.25667455

>>25667425
gay

>> No.25667458

>>25666029
Same here broski

>> No.25667463

>>25667340
buy a 100 shares right now then you can sell the 82C for as much as possible.

>> No.25667466

>>25667369
>>25667274
Well now, one of you is lying. You better reveal your cards gentlemen and save your honor. We will find out who is the cheater in few weeks anyway.

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>>25665399
I hope Elon Musk takes his wealth and make my 2D waifus real.

>> No.25667497

>>25667389
*tankies

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25667498

When should I sell my TSLA? 2030?

Why are UPS and FDX shitting the bed?

>> No.25667506

>>25667389
I'm pretty sure the evolutional pressures of capitalism will weed this shit out. IT's just gonna take some time.

(Same with some of the examples of the article itself: if it caused a non-trivial dip in sales to sell only kosher food, they just wouldn't do it)

>> No.25667542

>>25666395
Nice job relabeling the 2017-2018 crypto chart

>> No.25667554

>>25667498
Because every package service is backed up to fuck right now and I have to deal with retards complaining about not getting their stupid bullshit yet every day

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INUV now up 10% AH we're finally running bros

>> No.25667556

>p/e 1560.31
TSLA wtf?

>> No.25667564

>>25667411
checked, thanks fren

>> No.25667567

>>25667463
seems kind of risky for something OTM into expiry day.

How do you normally deal with FD spreads?

>> No.25667633

>>25667250
CLF to fifty, unironically. Current P/E with expected post-merger earnings is like 4. During a time when steel prices are skyrocketing and we're entering a commodities supercycle.

Such a comfy hold, already up 70% on shares

>> No.25667634

>>25667554
So is this just a temporary slump in their prices while people switch to TSLA and other plays until the shipping companies get obviously amazing earnings again?

>> No.25667637

>>25667255
>extending back to 2016
>implying boomers knew what ethereum was in 2016

>> No.25667678

>>25667567
don't be a bitch

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>>25667633
Nice anon, I'm happy for you

>> No.25667683

>>25667466

Steel is still riding up while the markets are still trying to catch up with prices

>> No.25667691

>>25667637
I did 5 years, because that's the max that both are in sync. You want to do 1 year? Same thing. 1 day? Still no correlation (ETH is down, ETH-USD is up).

>> No.25667710

When is the coinbase IPO? Is it worth throwing in 10k at it? It’s the most popular exchange among normies.

Also thinking if I should add more NET or PLTR?

>> No.25667711

>>25667554
I left a 1 star review on some store I bought a video game on Amazon because I purchased it December 12th and it arrived yesterday. Fuck them for using USPS.

>> No.25667738

>>25667634
I don't know man, I just know that USPS has been completely and unequivocally fucked since September and all the overflow is dragging down the other shipping stuff as well because it's that bad

>> No.25667788

>>25666993
For real sauce

>> No.25667859

>>25667633
When can I buy the 40C...

>> No.25667882

>>25667788
It's the cunt from the AT&T commercials. How retarded are you?

>> No.25667890

>>25667177
>dump eet when e sleeps

>> No.25667899

>>25667683
Ah I should have been wiser. I see that lying rat >>25667274 managed to escape. I hope we never cross our paths again.

>> No.25667902

>>25667788
literally reverse image search

>> No.25667909

I NEED MORE CALLS

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>>25667788
>>25667411

>> No.25667927

>>25667682
Thank you anon. I hope you had a good day and have a good year in the markets. God bless.

>> No.25667931

>>25666826
it's not priced in since it still is difficult for banks To invest in weed stocks or give them loans etc. The market does not really exist in its full form. You can easily make money by investing in weed stocks NOW and then selling somewhere around March.

>> No.25667947

>elon says use signal
>https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/quote/SIGL/
>Buy some random ticker

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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-usa-alibaba-tencent/u-s-considering-adding-alibaba-tencent-to-china-stock-ban-sources-idUSKBN29C04Y

pretty sure biden would reverse this. can i just hodl until then or will the order force me to liquidate?

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>>25667882
>>25667902
Found the sub 100 IQ. He's asking about rh. Everyone knows milktruck lady.

>> No.25668022

>>25667947
it's feedback from sentiment analysis and trend following, like a reverse flash crash

>> No.25668031

>>25667951
The moment a stock gets delisted you still own it but cannot sell it

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>>25667177
Well today may be the day of $100k. Does this change my pattern name?

>> No.25668054

>>25667958
Remember she likes the attention. Google “ Milana Vayntrub” and comment MILK TRUCK on her social media she cums to it.

>> No.25668065

>>25667951
Depends if your broker gives a fuck or not. Fractured imperial rule baby.

>> No.25668083

>>25667947
>accidentally shilling for a penny stock
This is pure gold.

>> No.25668107

>>25668031
i'm longterm bullish about tencent so i guess i can just hold onto it for now, thanks for the tip. trump administration will probably give a 90 grace period again anyway like they were doing with chinese telecoms before they backtracked like pussies

>> No.25668132

Okay bros, I gotta confess.
Sold a covered TSLA 1200C, expiring June, two days ago because I was expecting some pullback, but I've been sweating hard and feeling like throwing up all day long looking at big red dildo in my portfolio..
Will I make it? Is it that likely that TSLA will continue this fucking retarded growth? Should I hedge with a way OTM call or what? I am afraid if I buy a TSLA call it will take the elevator down.

>> No.25668167

>>25668132
Elon just became the richest person on earth

>> No.25668175

>>25668132
Lol just buy them back.

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>>25667951
>Trump administration
Literally who fucking cares what this retard does anymore? He's gone in fucking 2 weeks.

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>>25667947
>>25668083
How did I not think of this sooner.
The clown world market really is something else.

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>>25667711
>buys something during the holiday shipping season
>probably didn't pay extra for shipping
>tries to hurt the seller for something outside of their control
>>25667951
Hold and accumulate.

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>>25665399
At least it’s not this faggot

>> No.25668256

>>25667882
Literally don’t watch commercials you poor piece of shit

>> No.25668299

>>25668175
That's gonna be a massive loss. I am just hoping that there is gonna be a top off or profit taking so I can close them at a reasonable rate.

>> No.25668311

>>25667902
Literally do the work for me, thanks retard

>> No.25668330

>>25668213
Can we keep stocks like crypto? Please??? Fuck boomers

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>>25668191
This. Just keep holding. Trump will just disappear.

>> No.25668384

baked
>>25668367
>>25668367
>>25668367

>> No.25668405

>>25668299
Hold it until it’s clear you’ll be assigned. There’s a good chance it won’t reach that strike. If it gets close buy it back so you don’t get absolutely fucked. You’re either collecting the full premium or taking a loss, there’s no other option

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>>25668167
What is a trust?

>> No.25668440

>>25665538
This again? I can't believe another year of this shit pump and dump is upon us.

Fuck your UAVS.

>> No.25668666

>>25665706
>whats my weekly pattern called

Awwww that's cute anon. Good to know some kids don't waste their allowance.

>> No.25668792

>>25666272
>Tesla crashing
is well know that stock is not gonna crash till the Market cap reaches at least 1.6T, Tesla is the Apple/Amazon of 2015-2025 and is only going through its first split, Apple split 5 times, Amazon split 3 times, ride this horse man.

>> No.25668892

>>25665985
Holy shit we found the guy that was buying fractional shares of TSLA on Robinhood.

>> No.25669005

>>25668405
I mean I still have shares I bought around 500 600... so worst case scenario is that my shares are exercised for a twobagger even if TSLA goes fully retarded and goes up like 2k, right?