/biz/ - Business & Finance

IT CAN'T BE AS RED TOMORROW AS THE SHITPOSTERS ARE SAYING. TELL THEM THEY ARE SHITPOSTERS AND WRONG.

what a bitch

FUCKING GAMESTOP

All in ISR tomorrow

Buy the angry q-boomer sell off.

>>25581171
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

>>25581133
Fuck you I know what I'm holding

Buy 2023 NEE leaps

>>25581124
Oh man this thing is easy just put it to sleep and use firaga on it

i just wanna get rich with no effort and spend the rest of my days lounging with the harem. i have 125 dollars, what buy? also i'm nearing 40 so this needs to happen before my dick stops working thanks

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>25581221
short TSLA

Any other GOEV chads here? How little it’s talked about here feels bullish now that it’s hit the bottom.

Crab lords, WW@?

There he is, GET HIM

Does robinhood allow you to sell at the ask and buy at the bid with limit orders? If not, does IB let you do it?
Suppose I set a buy limit order at $1
It will be executed when the bid goes under $1, correct?
Suppose I wanna sell those shares I just bought. Can you sell those shares with a limit sell order or will that just open an additional short position?
Also you can add a take profit to the buy order. Will the take profit be executed when the ask goes higher than the TP, or will it be executed when the bid goes over the TP?
Basically I'm asking if any broker allows you to make money from the bid ask spread by providing liquidity with limit orders as if you were trading directly at the exchange.

>>25581221
All in on BOTY

>>25581221
>i just wanna get rich with no effort
Yea and I wanna fuck margot robbie let’s see who gets lucky first

So i have 20 bucks left in a gift card
I'm a certified neet, and I am finally going to take the stock trading pill
so without going full pink wojack
what do app or website do I use?
whats a good start?

>>25581224
Jesus fucking Christ this sneed shit was never funny you guys are so fucking autistic

>>25581221
Just rob a bank

>everything going red after market
Oh boy, looks like I'm going to have to use ALL my liquidity to double down tomorrow.

>>25581213
Not a bad idea. Give me a good red day to do so

welp, time to sell everything

g-guys?

NO REALLY FUTURES AREN'T THAT BAD

>>25581221
if you're nearly 40 years old and only have $125 to play with, I hate to break it to you but you probably don't have the intellectual capacity to even realize an opportunity to get rich with no effort

>tfw overweight smallcaps

>>25581249
Infinite Stockuyomi

>Trump Wins
>Republicans Win
Trillions of dollars of infrastructure packages to the Untied States economy.

>Biden Wins
>Democrats Win
Trillions of dollars of welfare cheques and maybe a War

>Biden Wins
>Republicans Win
Fucking Nothing. Ineffectual government as America crumbles and rich elites suck her dry and fuck off. Oh, and DEFINITELY a War.

What are the plays for these 3 scenarios?

>>25581298

>>25581224
kek

>>25581286
This
Double-dip for those who fucked it monday

>>25581291
>he thought the dems weren't going to cheat a win again
you should have sold already

what is a good broker that allows me to short because apparently robinhood doesn't

She SAYS she's a girl. But I'm not sure. What do you guys think?

>>25581171
It's up almost 2% AH. Only a matter of time.

>>25581124

Why the fuck are silver and gold going red too?

>>25581372
that is a man

>>25581315
im obviously aware of this and thats why i come to you bizbros in my hour of need

This is Warren Buffett, the oracle of Omaha. Say something nice about him.

>>25581372
stop dressing yourself up faggot
Your facial structure is absolutely terrible.

>>25581372
That's 100% a man

Small caps are mega strong right now. Why is everyone panicking?

>>25581336
>T/R
Buy American
>B/D
Short whoever they declare war on, buy defence, long on consumer goods. Be prepared to short the entire economy
>B/R
S&P and wait for war talk, then buy defence. Watch for memes and buy. Consider parking powder in tech since they won't go away. Short the average person.

Who else got themselves a UVXY or similar lotto ticket at close?

>>25581402
STOP LYING ABOUT NOT BUYING BITCOIN

dems will win and stocks will still go up

>>25581402
I don’t wanna invest waiting for the next 20 years to be rich

>its already priced in
>you should have at least some nio anyway

I dont know why you fuckers are so dumb

>>25581372
that is a man, women take much better selfies

>>25581402
My KO shit the bed nigga wtf??

>>25581372
Take the risk. It's more exciting if you don't know who's getting fucked.

>>25581372

Goodbye horses...

>>25581264
uh, is it like a prepaid debit card?

Also can someone explain how T is yielding 7% div's

>>25581436
I did, selling at open

>>25581242
Didn't Monday's VIX spike kill you?

>>25581264
TDA is a solid broker.

>>25581402
May he drink KO in heaven.

>>25581474
kek

>>25581446
20 years from now you'll be sad

>the vaccine is effective goyim
https://wpde.com/news/coronavirus/conway-doctor-who-received-the-first-covid-19-vaccination-in-sc-gets-second-dose

>>25581477
It’s basically the REIT of semiconductors

>>25581437
He doesn’t buy it. He never even bought gold he only buys miner stocks

>>25581477
gift card debit card
i can also pull the money out

>>25581474
>Q Lazzarus
Would you fuck me?

>>25581402
When he eventually dies, his company's stock will take a hit greater than 5% the next day
Not many people you can say this about..
Elon Musk is the only other one I can think of
maybe COTY if Kardashian died

>>25581443
Yes. Its all priced in. These people are retards.

>>25581250
IB page says you can indeed close your long positions with limit orders
https://www.interactivebrokers.com/en/index.php?f=593
Wonder how that works for RH

>>25581492
I sold my weeklies when the VIX spiked. Thought I was gonna eat shit tomorrow but futures are telling me we’re going right back down.

>>25581508
Fucking get it you retard
Jesus fucking christ your are a retard.

>>25581531
Tim apple Steve Wozniak Jeff benzos

>>25581402
He'll die soon.

>>25581336
>Trillions of dollars of infrastructure packages to the Untied States economy.
LOL
4 infrastructure packages brought up (end of Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump). Zero passed.

>>25581372
even if she's a girl, are you that desperate

>>25581573
Bezos yes, Cook less than 5%, Wozniak no

Does ThinkorSwim have small cap futures?

>>25581583
I'm taking a mortgage for a BH share when that happens

>>25581336
>T/R
Schizo meds to cure your hallucinations
>B/D
Gold, small cap financials, industrials, puts on big tech
>B/R
Gold, TQQQ, REITs, that "short the middle class" portfolio some guy was posting a while back

>>25581586
Infrastructure is unironically something that would (probably) most Americans. Hence why it's never done.

>>25581592
Good sex is %90 enthusiasm on the woman’s part, %9 is how the pussy hits, %1 is how she looks.

>>25581525
Personally I find Schwab to be rather awesome in many ways. I know others probably don't like them for one reason or another. But their customer service is awesome.

Just as one example their bank is a pretty great "loss leader" if you're cool with never going to a branch. Their debit card works at ATM's worldwide with all fees refunded. They have advanced me money based on my word
>The ATM didn't give me my money
>Oh here anon have the money and we'll investigate.

>>25581592
No, but (((she)))is skinnier than the average tinder chick near Atlanta

>>25581477
The film production unit (WarnerMedia) took a hit from covid. However that will reverse this year. Also 5G rolling out more will help to. Don't fear the high yield; they got plenty of cash to cover it, keep the divvy coming, and do all the other things they're doing.

>>25581586

Roads, bridges, dams... all crumbling. To even think these problems need to be addressed is racist when there are joggers who need gibs.

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KR doesn't even have any 10% owners. Cohen could've used his $3 billion to acquire a 10% stake and make it a hip tech company to compete with Whole Foods and Amazon.

GTE up 16% get in now
new deal in amazon

>>25581630
tell us more about this "short the middle class"

>>25581592
I'm gay and I wouldn't fuck him so.

Hi all I am done hating Trump. I believe Biden will do great things for the USA. He has been in office for 50 years and knows how to get things done. He will rebuild everything and make us all equals. We will all be unified and live long and prosper.

>>25581630
>short the middle class
Any idea how long ago that was? I'll go digging in the archives.

>>25581477
Look at the prices for T options. The thing is a fucking rock.

>>25581684
Thanks anon that seems too good to pass up.

>>25581542
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bullish?

Hope you sold clf anon lmao

>>25581171
>bought at 18.50
>watched it raise to 21.00
>"Heh, looks like us random faggots can beat wall street after all."
>be a smug diamond hands faggot
>could've made an easy 2 grand and got out of this stupid manipulated memestock
>now I'm holding the bear's hairy bags

>>25581221
125 is gonna get you shit. You're gonna have to yolo puts.

These red futures are making me a happy lad, but I fear they will be obliterated at opening like so many other times. Please let the blood pour! Please!!!!!!

>>25581756
Ever think its time to just end it? Like what do you have going for you?

I'm new to trading stock and I want to start doing the wheel but I don't know what stock or ETF to do it with. Shill me on a stock /biz/.
>strike price must be $10 or under, I only have $1000 for the cash secured put part of the strategy
>how far OTM should the strike price be?
>how for out should I sell the put. a month?

>>25581762
Unironically, I "wish a nigga would." Will be hilarious seeing a bunch of Weimericans getting rekt by Persian bvlls. But, most importantly, it'll open up Tehran's stock exchange and make my LMT stock COOM.

>>25581721

Bidden will sniff us to the future!

>>25581775
He didn't put in a GTC stop order

>>25581477
>T
Ever heard of cell phones? Internet? HBO? Undersea cables? All the other shit they would take this whole thread and more to list?

>>25581298
>he actually bought RYCEY
The anti RYCEY FUD posting is only partly ironic anon.

>>25581763
WHY?!?!

>>25581809
F

It has a nice dividend and isn’t going under anytime soon.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1346659909492998146

>>25581849
Looks like Dems might actually win in GA. It's mainly Dekalb waiting to report, and they go 80/20 Dem.

>>25581806
Shorting short ETFs rn

>>25581812
>

>>25581876
Clf is in Ohio

>>25581721
Fuck you and your olive branch

>>25581808

Yes. I own property with no mortgage and have another 100k liquid, but I'm near 40 and thinking this is going nowhere.

>>25581733
checked.

So a covered call strat then?

>>25581806
Idk I opened a long rn
I'll open another one tomorrow if it keeps going down

>>25581885
Nigger, a Dem win will cause a short term correction, as people fear tax increases and more demonrate "priorities."

>>25581869
It's hilarious, he actually probably cost GA with those stimulus checks of his. I don't know if Blumpf is dumb, that spiteful, or a democratic plant.

>>25581809
Just buy fractional stocks if you can't afford shit over 10.

>>25581336
>maybe a war
lmao, they've already designated Iran and Syria for immediate death after the inauguration, to the point where they're revving up the false flags already
if you burgers allow the dems to secure their fraud, you're gonna get sent to die in Iran's shitty fucking mountain bullshit realm

>>25581939
He said he’s holding for a year

>>25581682
why would you willingly live in niglanta

Why do people say you need 100 shares of a stock to buy and sell calls? I just buy a call for something and then sell it when the premium goes up. Ill sell a 3 month out call on the first day sometimes. What is that called?

>>25581917
Cash puts my nigga

>>25581336
for all three get my money and get the fuck out

>>25581863
True, Ford is too big to fail; the government won't let them go out of business.
What about UUUU? Is selling 4/19 $4 or $5 puts retarded?

how long until the diversity hires cause the US government to collapse? I think it's going to get price in tomorrow causing an insane crash.

>Small caps still green throughout this whole shitshow
TNA has been so fucking good.

>>25581909
Sorry bud.
Just thought you were another shitposter didn't know it was actually going bad for you.

>>25581991
you should have 100 shares if you are selling

>>25581979
My parents and grandma are here -- and won't leave. My dad is sick, and none of them want to leave. I'm not leaving until they go.

>>25581991
It's to sell a call without buying one first, otherwise known as "sell to open". When you sell a call after buying one, it's "sell to close".

>>25581991
>>25582051
>tfw selling naked calls

I want it to be blood red tomorrow. I will go all in.

>>25581955
No one is going to hear about Iran or Syria unless they get it from fake news like RT or Fox.

>>25581955
Bullish for $AMMO

Should've gotten puts on QQQ instead of IWM. hehe oopsie

this protest in dc is some weak soi shit
these niggers are just gonna prance around and whine for a few hours then go home

>>25581929
>opening a long position with a D controlled Senate, House of Representatives, and White House.

What's wrong with you?

>>25581955
Just zoomers will be sent to their deaths. I am okay with this as long as Kratos moons.

>>25582051
Why? I just buy a call and wait for the premium to go up, then I sell it. No shares involved

You can still join the Deep State.

Hope you guys are in cash, D Senate is going to trigger the crash.

>>25581976
>implying I read what Clfnigger says
Tomorrow will be a nice buy the dip opportunity though.

>>25582032
S. Africa hasn't collapsed yet and it's 90% nigger. But who knows, we'll end up like Brazil more than likely.

>>25581717
>>25581732
I forgot most of it but some tickers I can remember are:

WMT
DIS
AMZN
ABNB
MCD
NFLX

Basically, any company that outprices small operators with economy of scale driving them out of the market, buys out or mercilessly destroys any startups that manage to survive long enough to appear to be a competitor, turns moderate wage jobs into minimum wage McJobs, aggressively avoids hiring Americans to an almost comical extent, turns previously one-time purchases into rent payments, and/or generally causes mid-wage people to lower their expectations for their life and future happiness is what you're looking for.

>>25582044

I'm not the shitposter. I just didn't realize your question was a reply to that idiot. lol.

>>25582141
South Africa is a total shithole have you not noticed? It's really not even a country.

>>25582031
The wheel is best done on something that has good volatility but still crabs around.

Don’t do it on shit that could moon or dump into oblivion

>>25582141
They had apartheid, which kept it at bay.

>>25582099
oh definitely
LMT and all the others are going to bounce off the fucking moon

what is causing the nasdaq to be down 1.2%. Did some company in the index crash? Everything looks flat after hours.

>>25581224
Keep up the good work quock bro

>>25582138
Bought the dip today. Love me some deep state investment

>>25581950
He's doing a wheel strat. He needs a sub-10 stock that is not going to tank.

How about
>CYSXF
>GNE

Wasn't it just yesterday that the anti-oil shills were out telling us all to stay away from oil stocks? Fucking scum.
FUCK YOU! LONG OIL!

>>25582148

>>25581264
Read the OP, if you're American download Robinhood
>What stocks should I start with
GME
PLTR
RYCEY

>>25582148
Good portfolio, I'm making a note of this one lol

If December sales weren't good, the Holiday Sales Report isn't going to be good.

Why is small cap doing so well?

>>25582191
What I love about $AMMO in that situation is that the domestic ammo shortage will do anything but disappear in the event of a war. With their incoming extra capacity, they can shit on everyone. All that has to happen is a harder target than ISIS and defense stocks should pop

holy fk just made tons shorting /6E
O_O wtf happening tonight

>>25581647
??????
Have you had sex with a live, female, non-minority woman with a normal BMI?

>>25582122
I think it's a short term fluctuation just for show. The Fed will print money no matter who wins and the dems are just as pro-corporate as any politician. Unless the plebs decide we're in a bubble and pull out their money we should be seeing ATHs by next week.

>>25582350
imposter or finally back? aren't you dead?

Is there any reason for a new stock investor to start with robinhood over Fidelity or another traditional and FDIC insured firm at this point?

>>25582122
>Being 100% cash with a D controlled Senate, House, and Presidency

>>25582394
Easy nonoverwhelming interface to teach you the basics really

>>25581991
Scalping

>>25582394
the free 5 dollar stock and simple layout

>>25582186
I can see how F fulfills those criteria.
What about my two other questions, how far out OTM and how far out in time to sell the put at?

should i buy a tesla stock

>>25582222
>oil
recommendations?

>>25582363
We'll see mate, we'll see...
I can honestly entertain both scenarios in my head, but if feel like this retard rally is played out and since Rona-chan isn't gonna be wished away (even with the vaccine), I think red is gonna be the color of the market for the next couple years.

>>25581847
I dropped $1000 on rycey for the memes and just in case it actually does moon

>>25582394
High interest for trading on margin, no OTC penny stocks, clunky interface, sabotaging you with petty bureaucratic crap

>>25582356
Have you never had sex with a woman who had “hot girl” syndrome? Someone who just laid there because they were good looking and, to them, that was enough.

I was a turbo man whore who played the numbers by hitting on thousands of women. Getting laid isn’t hard if you’re willing to eat 100 rejections before you get your dick wet. Let me tell you about my STDs brother!

>>25582495
RDS.B is S-tier

>>25582519
You strike me as the type that doesn’t get repeat customers

>>25582413
Im not 100% cash you faggot. I've still got my shiny rocks and miners.

>>25582512
I’m a couple hundred bucks in. Kinda want to grab more

>>25581124
Are we worried about steel prices getting lower in March

What does /smg/ think of betting on air/cruise line rebound?

>>25582585
Are the steel tariffs still in effect? Depends on if the Democrats want to globalize

>>25582540
why do these Euro companies do the A and B? Tax evasion?

>>25582379
am still not back yet just wonder what happened to market o_o

>>25582619
Yes if Rona-chan cases go down a lot.

>>25582338
Retards throwing money at companies as if they were altcoins

whos ready for the Trump boom and stock market pump of the century after our president gets reinaugurated in 15 days and keeps the senate??

>>25582516
Which one? My Fidelity has otc penny stocks, so I’m guessing robinhood, but the rest of your points made me unsure..

>>25582394
Fidelity and FCASH (your cash position there) aren't FDIC insured. I actually moved most of my emergency fund cash out of it for this reason. They are SIPC insured but that's not as good of a guarantee and from what I can tell mostly just ensures that you can transfer your stocks to another broker if Fidelity goes under.

>>25582619
when starlink arrives, cruiseliners could serve as floating rent farms to tech wagies when they can't afford homes

they just have to package and market it right

Giving women and minorities the right to vote was the single biggest mistake in US history

>>25582652
georgia went blue

>>25582461
Google the Theta curve and decide for yourself on the expiry date. You shouldn’t wait till expiry, set profit targets and buy back because you could catch a volatility spike soon after selling.

Strike prices depend on whether you are bullish or bearish on the stock. Further out on puts if your bearish, further out on calls if your bullish.

>>25582350
>>25582652
shorted ES while in the hospital??
market currently thinks that Dems are going to win both seats and gain Senate control - no more split gridlock government

now that all the shills are gone, if you are into pennies, if you want a free 30% Put your money in ACST lots of potential to go parabolic like BNGO. If INUV breaks 56 cents its gonna gap up so be ready. im up well over 40% on both of these so there is no reason to believe im trying to dump bags on you guys just giving honest advice and my weekly plays

>>25582675
the one is use is even shittier, I'm not American but I'm planning to open an account on IB

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>>25582637
https://greeneryfinancial.com/rdsa-vs-rdsb/
>The primarily difference is where they’re located (and thus how the dividends get taxed); RDS.B is based in the UK and does NOT have any tax withholding penalty, while RDS.A has a 15-25% tax withholding on the dividend. Due to this RDS.A generally is cheaper than RDS.B per share.
>However there’s another big difference that, at the time of writing this article, makes RDS.B cheaper than RDS.A — Namely that RDS.A shares have first-serve rights when it comes to a bankruptcy or liquidation scenario.

>>25582490
no, it will crash soon.

considering selling half my GME before the HSR and ICR am I rarted

>>25582743
The rollercoaster always goes back up anon

>>25582619
Cruise Ships are fucking garbage. You are stuck in a big floating hotel with tons of other people gorging on food. It's a boomer-focused industry too.

Think what you are actually fucking investing in for god's sake. How will cruise ships improve 5 years from now versus today? Okay, do the same comparison with some other sectors and companies. Do they have good CEOs? Do they have lots of brainpower influx? What tech are they leveraging?

If you play cruise ships the first plan you have ahead of buying is how to dump the garbage shit at a higher price and buy good companies.

Here is what you should do. Re-evaluate yourself and why you are investing from scratch. If you are playing some shitstock it is to pass it onto someone a little dumber than yourself SOONER rather than later.

I can’t take being a wagie anymore guys. I am 27 and the constant toxic shit I put up with at work is not worth it. I still need to work at least 7 more years till I hit 1 mill

>>25582743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhgpelu0vY

>>25582194
Georgia election, turn on the news lol

>>25582776
God I hate cruise ships. For the price of putting myself on one of those goyim barges I could just charter a sailboat for a week.

Not exactly stocks, but when the 10 year is quoted at 137.55 or whatever, how do you calculate the yield from that?

There are exponents and coupons and shit, right?

>>25582619
The appeal of airlines is similar to banks which is stock buybacks. The industry is fairly mature with regular boom and bust cycles. Airlines need bankruptcies for consolidation phases and leave larger market share for the strong. Once cashflow is not horrendous they can then restart buybacks.
But that will probably take a while because first they need money to restart their lines.

>>25582562
Being a freak who eats ass goes a long way in that department.

>>25582819
take the NEET pill

>>25582745
You think that could happen? You're saying RDS/A is the way to go?

>>25582819
Don’t serve the white man run

>>25582776
>How will cruise ships improve 5 years from now versus today?
Boomers will be richer thanks to real estate and boomer investments, plus more of them will be retired, meaning more of them going on cruises.
And I also said airlines. There is no scenario where airline traffic does not keep increasing once it recovers post-COVID.

>>25582902
no not at all, Shell will never go under
buy RDS.B

>>25582889
Coupon is based on 100 I believe.

>>25582698
True and based

>>25582776
This anon speaks harsh truths.

>>25582619
Do you know anyone who goes on cruises and ACTUALLY enjoys them? Is the industry growing, or continuously declining because their target demographic is fucking dying? Are any cruise liners currently profitable? Were they profitable before COVID? No? So why would you buy shares in a declining sector?

>Sold OTM covered calls
>Stonks go up = win
>Stonks go crab = win
>Stonks go down = win
Why not join me in the covered calls palace, frens?

>>25582958
Right ok thx anon

Nice tips in this thread from non-underage investors
>T
>RDS/B
>F

I'm glad many years ago I got fired from my job. (Due to political bullshit;nothing I did). I'd never have gotten my current job with it's early retirement option.. Also it let me get unemployment (which I didn't need but hey why not) in which I used the free money to buy a gun with.

>>25582941
Rich boomers will be richer. The types that don't take cruise ships.

Here is cruise ships to boomers: Oh look a 75% off coupon book in my boomer mailbox. Guess I'll take a cruise next year. God damn you really don't want to be holding on to that garbage.

>>25582619
Don't listen to these retards hating on the concept of a floating hotel with unlimited food and liquor. The concept is fine, the problem plaguing these companies is DEBT. The balance sheet of these companies has been significantly harmed, it'll take a long time before profitability returns to pre-covid levels. and unlike airlines, cruise ships are non-essential.

>>25582495
Nothing but recommendations.

>>25583034
It's a bad concept.

>>25583013
>stocks go up up = oh no

>>25582619
Just buy oil, better gains. Sure even if Biden does turn this country "green", you will still need oil to do many things

Disney has cruise lines you know.. I mean if your wanting into that at least you'll have other exposure as well. So all your eggs ain't in one thing.

Any chance of a Day after Tomorrow situation in which USA goes up into flames and these cruise ships become Elysium-esque lifeboats?

>>25583101
Things are not going to go significantly higher than this. We're literally a ATH even though things are way worse than they were last year in January.

>>25582122
High inflation + increased government spending = line goes up. 2021 will be a great year for us, even the retards who invest in commodities will make money. Also imagine not being a permabull
>>25582512
I cannot think of a (reasonable) positive catalyst for RYCEY in 2021. But it's fine to hold as a meme, just don't expect to see $15 lel

After tmrw's volatility I want to do SLV or silver miner calls. Anyone have worthwhile prospects?

>>25582958
What would shells market share be now that car manufactures are going electric. Being that 65% of energy revenues is from transportation.

>>25583034
I can't wait to go on vacation with a thousand people all within a few hundred feet of me. I can't wait to line up at a buffet with sweaty fats. I can't wait to share the pool that washes shit covered assholes and sticky nut sacks. What a lovely sounding vacation.

>>25581336
>>Trump Wins
>>Republicans Win
>Trillions of dollars of infrastructure packages to the Untied States economy.
you've had 4 years migger, where are you hiding all that new infrastructure that was promised?

>Futes red
>Bitcoin headed to 35k

>>25581298
PUBS CLOSED

WE GOIN UP BOIS

>>25583101
Do you know what an OTM covered call is?
It means I sell the stock higher than I bought it and keep the premium.
>oh no, I am profitable, but not as profitable if I won the lottery!

>Nasdaq Futures

>>25582941
>post-COVID
can airliners survive another 1-2 years of cashburn without fucking over shareholders?
don't forget the whole world has to get over COVID for air travel to be unrestricted again (who the fuck's going to travel when you have to quarantine both ways)
might as well buy something actually profitable AND growing despite covid

Natural gas ain't going anywhere. The cost to rip out and convert a fuck load of houses/apts/buildings from gas to another heat source would be extreme.

>>25583089
because you hate whores on a boat? liquor? gluttony? decadence? moralfaggotry is retarded justification for shitting on an industry. It makes money. TONS of people enjoy it. The industry will eventually come back, and continue growing as it was prior to covid. I don't own them, because i don't think they'll recover to precovid revenues for at least 5 years. But just because you don't like cruises, doesn't mean the business model is shit.

>>25583279
Nasdaq needs to add GBTC, MARA, and RIOT

well, i messed up already
i put my house number not thinking they were going to send me an SMS msg for a code. lmao

>>25583243
Who's exactly going up? So far only thing going up is niggers.

>>25583308
The business model is shit, look at Carnival Cruise's balance sheet over the last 5 years. A business model is shit when it DOESN'T. MAKE. MONEY.

>>25583210
electric will never be more than 5% of car sales

>35k breached
>My shitcoin miners

>>25583286
Yes but electric heaters are easy to install. Once nuclear fusion becomes a thing say goodbye to gas.

>>25583308
don't waste your energy on them anon. they don't understand just because they don't enjoy something doesn't mean others can. it's simple autism

NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEY HEY HEY
GOOD BYE

>>25582563
Sounds like a long position to me. Though if you mean options, long still seems like a good play in an asset price inflation environment. Extra taxes and regulation can only constrain stocks so much if DXY is going down.

>>25582619
Cruise lines are an utterly retarded investment made even worse by corona. They are purely a luxury item with every reason to go out of style right now. Airlines are at least marginally defensible but overall also a terrible investment, don't think this'll be the last geopolitical shitstorm that will obliterate sales growth and force them to take on heavy debt (if you need any more convincing just see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_airline_bankruptcies_in_the_United_States).).

>>25583345
Russell, ICLN and BTC

>>25583356
What is your justification?

>>25583244
>sell TSM covered call for $65, stock moons to $80 in a month even though it's supposed to be a stable crab stock
im not saying don't collect premiums but there is definitely a risk to it
don't pretend like missing out on $15/share is not painful at all. Saying it's a limit sell and gains are gains is just cope

definitely be careful selling covered calls on shit you have a longterm outlook. Selling OTM calls with delta as low as 0.3 (or even lower) can still very well print and screw you over

>>25583286
What about electric? Hell throw in distributed solar + batteries for ultimate meme power. Last I heard they're putting up crazy numbers, even outside Arizona or Florida.

>>25583210
What percent of new cars sold are electric? How much Lithium would be required to make every car electric? What would create the electricity for all those electric cars? SHILLS WON'T FUCKING ANSWER BECAUSE THEY FUCKING CAN'T.

>>25581630
silicon valley will not be touched these next four years, the vice president-elect is owned by uber

>>25583281
This guy is actually advocating cruise lines over airlines

>>25583356
This is it, the dumbest thing I've heard in months.

Based crypto market manipulators

>>25583345
WE GOIN TO THE SKYYYYY BROOOOOO

>tfw too brainlet for stocks
>Just shove money in ETF for relatively safe gains

Up 20% since the initial plummet due to corona last year. Where my fellow brainless at?

>>25583405
Hydro, solar, uranium.
As of right now less than 1% of oil is used for power generation.

MSFT tomorrow entry. Adding to 6k shares in the position. Goodnight.

>>25583431
You went explain why, you cunt.

Biden wants to raise corporate tax from 21% to 28% and now he can. We're gonna dump tomorrow, aren't we?

Ah well, at least my student loans are getting forgiven

>>25583031
Which gun did you buy fellow hasgat?

>>25583431
Yea thinking this dude is a troll or a smooth brained retard.

>>25583399
I sell weekly and wait for a green day. For example Monday was red, so I didn't sell any. Tuesday was green, so I sold some calls that expire end of this week. Easy money.

>>25582999
>Do you know anyone who goes on cruises and ACTUALLY enjoys them?
Yes. I have been on cruises. They were both fully booked and the boomers on board seemed to be really enjoying themselves. I enjoyed it. It's a type of vacation where you just relax and do literally nothing but enjoy yourself. As >>25583034 said it's a floating all inclusive hotel where the staff (usually SEAsians) provide unmatched customer service, they treat you like royalty, there is nothing comparable in Western countries except for luxury hotels that cost 10x what a typical cruise does.
Cruises are something that the wealthiest and most influential age group in the US, the one that owns the most real estate and stocks and the most high paying jobs, loves. That is worth something and they are struggling because of COVID not their product.

>>25583355
Uhh look at 2019,18,17. steadily increasing revenues? continued increase in gross profit? slight dip in 2019 because they bought more ships? Did you even look?

>>25583477
You realize hydro and solar and wind can't supply enough, right? Let's say countries actually start making nuclear plants again, which looks unlikely, where is all the Lithium coming from for the batteries?

okay anon, don't tell me you sold or shorted MARA and RIOT today, did you?

>>25583477
>solar
lol
Hydro and Nuclear are the only options

>>25583482
Your loans will never be forgiven.

>>25583482
Only small businesses that can't afford armies of lawyers and accountants pay taxes. Bullish for FAGMAN. Short the middle class.

>>25583356
Electric vehicles are being govt mandated... Globally.

>>25583399
checked, if you're assigned wait for a red day and sell puts

>>25583529
Don’t forget the gambling

>>25583504
Yet you can't explain why you fucking anti-oil shill cunt.

>>25583430
i was mentioning the airliners point because it was implied to be the better/safer sector with it actually being essential
if we're going back to cruiselines, they can hypothetically get back to business sooner i guess since it's more local? Their cashburn so far is as bad as airliners so far though

>>25583544
I have $13 left in my account cause I used all my cash for MARA calls

>>25583541
Same reason why lithium miners are going bananas the past 3 quarters.

Should I really hold onto my XRP or should I swap it out? I can't decide if the schizos are legit or not....

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1346659909492998146

WTF

>>25581399
>hour

>>25583556
True, I want to believe in the sun though bro

Imagine thinking anything major will change with a 50/50 senate and joe manchin. The only thing we’re getting is a fat stimulus

>>25583392
They're not practical and the electric grid can't handle them.

>>25583599
Because they can't keep up with demand?
Ooohhhhh! There's not enough fucking Lithium, jackass.

>>25583563
Even in China they are expecting 50% by 2035
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-autos-electric/chinas-nev-sales-to-account-for-20-of-new-car-sales-by-2025-50-by-2035-idUSKBN27C08C
It's going to take a long time to phase out oil

FUCK JUST LOST MY GAINS FOR THE LAST 10 MINUTES

>>25583590
I literally just explained it.
65% of oils revenue comes from transportation. Transportation is going electric. What is the future of oil with 65% of its current market is gone. I know this won’t happen overnight, but 10+ years now that countries and states will be banning non electric vehicles in 2030

>>25583405
You are thinking old school when it comes to battery tech. There has been great advancements in the battery field and sooner than later lithium will not be the main battery used.
Lithium-ion batteries (LIBs) have existed since the 1980s, Lithium Nickel Manganese Cobalt Oxide (NMC) Batteries: NMC batteries account for nearly 28 percent of global EV sales, and Fitch forecasts that the market share will grow to 63 percent by 2027. The NMC battery has a high cycle life suitable for both off-grid and very unstable grids, with commercial products featuring a 60 percent state of charge (SOC) greater than 6,000 cycles at 90 percent depth of discharge (DOD).

Bullish for manganese.

>>25583629
>smooth brained retard.

I want nio IM SO FUCKING POOR

>>25583690
>>25583657
your timeline is wayy off

SNDL Is pretty much guaranteed to go up tomorrow right?

>>25582992
there is no duck why you gotta fuck with me like that

>>25583597
good work anon, you will be rewarded in the morning

>>25583690
>Transportation is going electric.
Maybe some passenger cars. Freight trucks, ships, and airplanes sure aren't.

>>25583632
There are a lot of Senators around 80 years old. Statistically at least one of them could croak and change the balance of power overnight.

>>25583376
>Sounds like a long position to me.
You're right. But its the type of long that will work in the coming bear or bull market, and I opened it awhile ago. I plan to play the market the whole way, whether its up or down (I just have to remain solvent). My long positions are a small part of my portfolio and I don't plan to open anymore any time soon.
>>25583183
Permabulls about to get wrecked.
:p

>>25583744
This is crazy

>>25583690
You haven't explained where the batteries will come from or where the electricity will come from. Stfu.
>>25583697
Naive to think battery tech will change soon and kill oil. And where will the electricity come from to put in those magic batteries?

>>25583657
>>25583644
Listen, Electric vehicles WILL dominate the market within the next decade. However, This in no way means oil is going to disappear. Oil and gas will continue to be used in large vehicles, mining, heating homes, and the other millions of uses Petro-chemicals have. 80% of the shit you own, IS made of petrochemicals, or is made using petrochemicals. Your mattress, your girls lululemon pants, EVERYTHING. Anyone making the claim, EVs will destroy oil is intellectually bankrupt, and has no idea what oil is used for beyond petrol.

>>25583480
>>25583590
Do just a little bit of research. EVs are cheaper to own, have lower maintenance, higher ownership satisfaction rates, and numerous other advantages. In countries like Norway plug-ins are now 80% of new car sales, in almost every other country they are rapidly growing. On top of this dozens of governments have openly stated that they're going to ban ICE sales. There is no reality where they top out at 5%, that's completely absurd.

>>25581372
Based flaming fag anon

>>25583755
Imagine if the Senate didn't elect any new senators until *all* current ones died. A tontine of political power.

>>25583802
don't be surprised if it overtakes all of those stocks in market cap. if it becomes even half golds market cap, it will surpass all those companies. there are reports of gold ETF holdings slowing down and actually starting to fall in net while BTC and BTC trusts like grayscale are continuing to rise suggesting that people who would normally invest in gold at a time of crazy monetary policy are now flocking to BTC instead.

>>25583806
>shills won't answer because they can't answer
Where will the raw material come from for all those batteries? Where will the electricity come from to power then?
>>25583810
>muh government
Where will the raw material come from for all those batteries? Where will the electricity come from to power then?

>>25583752
Aren’t there like 5 different companies making electric semi’s?
>>25583803
Batteries from the companies that make them? Idk why are you sperging so hard on batteries, companies will buy more metals from miners to meet demand. and electricity from the earth wind and sun.

I am long RIO and BHP btw
I own no electric car companies.

>>25583755
just.... one coof.. could turn the tide for a generation..

baked
>>25583950
>>25583950
>>25583950

>>25583690
I can't wait to fly on a big electric plane.

Both Dems won. It's over.

>>25583913
>gold ETF holdings slowing down and actually starting to fall
That was months ago.

>>25583965
Elon will make it happen unironically. But after the commercialized space flight.

>>25583944
Tell me the next time you see an electric semi on the road. I'm sure an industry focused on getting freight delivered fast will love stopping the truck to charge the battery.
And good luck getting the technology to a point where you could drive an electric truck very far, far enough to fit into a delivery business model.

>>25581264
>>25582282

PLTR is a decent buy rn. It's going higher on more COVID contracts that are incoming and on military/geopolitical instability news, then dipping in february, then recovering on more inevitably positive news because these are just the times we live in. Palantir sells SAS that is specifically a product EVERY government is addicted to, and that the private sector is licking their chops to get a hold of. I know people on here will give me shit but I unironically think it'll be in the low three figures in a few years.

GME is more touch and go. They might rally and fix their shit and become profitable, but right now... I'm gonna continue to watch and wait before I buy. I'm more cautious than some people here but that means if it actually does moon, they'll make more money than me, and that's ok. The difference is I think that PLTR is going to be profitable a hell of a lot sooner... and their market cap is naturally bigger because of this. Sure GME might make you a lot of money, BUT... PLTR is gonna be a much comfier hold long term.

>>25583944
>Idk
EXACTLY YOU HAVE NO CLUE

>>25583928
Electricity comes from natural gas in the US, and Hydro and LNG in canada.. current lithium supplies are more than enough. In a few decades battery tech will improve.

>>25581221
You can have a harem all right... buy yourself some quality knee pads and you can have an unlimited harem of dudes to suck off

Will my SPAC be ok? I got in at under $11

>every fucking election ends up being 49.9% on one side vs 50.1% on the other
lmao democracy is so fake

>>25584115
stop projecting your homo fantasies, faggot

>>25583752
Semis are absolutely going electric. The vast majority of truck loads are not drive at maximum weight where a slightly heavier electric semi would be forced to take less. They're going to be much cheaper to operate and more profitable for their owners. The Tesla Semi range is good enough for long haul trucking, driving the whole day and charging during mandatory breaks.
>>25583928
Most of the metals used in batteries is very common and we have hundreds years of reserves. Production of these metals are rapidly spinning up and their are lots of different battery chemistries that means you don't need to use something like cobalt unless it is economical enough. Batteries are almost entirely recyclable. There may be demand issues but electric cars will easily get the dominate market share.

The electricity will come from scaling up the grid, power companies have no trouble producing energy when it is economical. The whole industry is obviously demand limited and the shift to EVs won't happen overnight.

>>25584115
Kek.

>>25583199
My negro. You want June $11 FSM, $15 CDE, and July $12.50 EQX.

>>25584185
How the fuck are we supposed to even know what your SPAC is, retard?