/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25443838
The Jews did 9/11

I got fucked today /biz/... in a good way...

>>25443887
>>25443890
not sure if fpbp or spbp

why am I so stupid? why am I holding these bags?

>>25443929
I dunno I'd like to hold those bags if you know what I mean

>>25443950
No please elaborate

I predict more whales start selling in the next 2 hours. When does the big dump start????

>>25443929
You don't use stoplosses like you should be
better to accept the loss early and recover than to keep your money locked up in a shallow hope that may never come to be

Is there any value left in still buying up Ark or is that ship sailed?

>>25443972
the bagholder anon attached a picture of a Korean woman with voluptuous breasts, which I would enjoy fondling

>>25443977
Hopefully soon. I’ll at least feel better buying in on a dip

Thinking about selling the rest of my stock on Monday. I think we correct soon. I've got about 42k in cash and 4k in a meme stock.

Btc is making me really angry.

>>25444008
Oh in that case I’m with you brother.

>>25444028
>cash
Like, BTC? I hope you don't mean USD. Why would you hold literally the only thing in the world that's going down?

What excuse for red market monday will the mass media feed the goyim?

DOGE moving again

>>25444053
>>25444056
BTC WILL NOT CRASH THIS IS NOT THE ATH

>>25443977
the thing is that no one is selling, if you trace coins moving between wallets they are LEAVING exchanges in huge quantities not getting deposited
and all new mined coins are being sold OTC to institutions so supply shortage is very real generating this extreme buying crescendo
the thing is tho that top might still be far away

>>25443838
DOGE COIN FUCK STOCKS

>>25444026
I’m not a buyer until 10k. What’s yours entry price?

>>25444061
I don’t think the market gives a fuck about Russia, they’re probably more concerned about the dems taking the senate

>>25444072
I believe whales will start selling some of their stacks immediately. But what do I know.

>>25444057
>>25444062
>>25444066
Stop talking about fucking crypto in the smg thread. I'm here to get away from that shit. You have just about every other thread to talk about it. Not this one. Yes I'm going all cash. Yes USD.

>>25444072
BTC has extreme asymmetric upside because of it's setup right now

You know what else has extreme asymmetric upside? Gamestop stock.

>>25444092
I would say 18k is probably the lowest it’s going

>>25443838
Roblox IPO day in the next three months. Hold your cash boyos. I want to throw at least $2k into it.

>>25443994
Cathie Wood and her team do more DD and are more thoughtful with their investment decisions than any autist here will ever be. She outperformed the market last year, and if you believe her investment thesis (or theses, really), she's likely to outperform the market this year too. The ARK funds are only as good as their parts, though. If you look at their holdings, they're definitely taking some risks. You could just pick your favorites from the ARK lists and buy shares directly, or you could trust in Cathie's wisdom but then what would you have to talk about on /smg/?

>>25444053
Why?

>>25444136
it's the middle of a long weekend what are we supposed to talk about

and seriously holding most of your capital as USD right now is retarded, what about a broad commodities fund?

>>25444154
We need to stress to the boomers that it has 100 million players.

>>25444142
>Gamestop stock
i thought they were dead getting replaced by steam etc.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>25444161
Because it needs to fucking dip so I can buy it.

>>25444179
You are supposed to research and get ready for the market to open. It is already Sunday.

>>25444136
>Yes I'm going all cash. Yes USD.
why
shit even ETFs are a better idea than staying in cash

>>25444142

>You know what else has extreme asymmetric >upside? Gamestop stock.

The gospel right here.

>>25444092
I had originally starting thinking about getting into it a few months ago when it was cresting 15k again but I didn’t have the funds. If I can get in around there I won’t feel bad about it.

You have been visited by the trading turtle. Sick 1000%+ gains will come to you, but only if you reply "I like turtles".

>>25444255
i hate niggers

>>25444224
He's going to buy at discount when you panic sell during the flash crash.

>>25444193
QRD
>not actually bankrupt
>activist investor owns 12% of the stock and is buying at continously higher prices
>this investor (Cohen) wants to turn Gamestop into a tech company on the Chewy model
>he owns over half of all insider owned stock
>institutions own 122% of the stock
>because 140% of the float is sold short
>if Cohen calls for a full board replacement vote it becomes a game of musical chairs for voting rights
>reddit bought up like 8% of the float because we shilled them and it's funny

>>25444223
No dude I’m drunk and like talking to the smg bros that hold btc too.

can i use robinhood while on vacation to another country

We are putting my kid to sleep I think I might get laid tonight yos!!

>>25444273
He would still be better off holding literally anything (even fucking copper) other than USD, and losing significant chunks of his money to inflation every day he waits for the next Big One

>>25444300
Yes. Unless that country blocks Robinhood lol

>>25444273
i'm 50% cash hoping for that sweet dip but i think that 2020 might have been an once in a lifetime event for me
i don't know what would need to happen in the coming years for another crash like this, ufo landing or what
>>25444300
yes

>>25444255
i like turtles :3

reminder

For those that have been trading before this year, what are your average yearly returns? If you're beating something like SPY - how are you doing it?

>>25444218
BASED FUCK SMG TARD SENSIBILITIES AND UPTIGHTNESS ABOUT THREAD ETIQUETTE BITCOIN IS MOONING AND IT DEFINITELY DIDNT JUST HIT AN ALL TIME HIGH AND DEFINITELY WONT CRASH

>>25444324
Sex with the wife???

>>25444341
>retards: stocks go up
>midwits: sitting in cash because stock are overvalued
>high IQ: stocks go up, but in cursive

>>25443890
Oy vey!

>>25444300
Install a VPN on your phone that has servers in the US. If you aren't a tard, you can install your own VPN on a custom firmware for your router and not pay a service.

>>25444364
Lmao that picrel is so fucking accurate except I’m a garbage man HAHAHAHA

>>25444365
Based

>>25444344
30-40%
i unironically follow some TA dude on patreon who has very accurate calls on individual stocks, each trade setup is worth at least 15% and so far all of the ones i engaged in managed to hit at least 1st target

>>25444365
>>25444395
TAKE THAT ENERGY AND PUT IT INTO BTC! BTC TO THA MOON!!!!111!E#!!!!

Its over. It's crashing

I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU... I HOPE THIS YEAR IS BETTER THAN LAST, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY. I WANT TO SAY IM SORRY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1yeC2wmtzw

>>25444394

It’s just a ridiculous joke. Garbage men make money though

>>25444409
yea at that point it seems worth it to actively trade. my issue is holy shit I can't help but get too emotional and keep looking at charts and prices.

holy fuck mods ban this crypto nigger

>>25444450
>I WANT TO SAY IM SORRY.
You have nothing to apologize for baggie, unless you're jewish.

>>25444154
Just sell custom scripts for zoomers for their meme games. You can make 15k a month

>>25444509

The futures market isn’t even open dude. This is about all the financial news we are going to get tonight/morning.

Keep your pants on

>>25444493
that's why i follow that dude, i kept fucking up on my own because fo emotions
but this way i have clear targets, entry price and stop loss and it's easy to keep emotions in check

>>25444154
Fuck all these inflated ass ipos. Prepare to lose it all a week or 2 after you go all in.

>>25444409
Whose your dude?

>>25444450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64mRLLWusSA

hey so this election on the 5th and the Trump bullshit on the 6th, anyone have a prediction what the markets will do?

>>25444591

inb4 he shills you his own patreon

>>25444613
Trump lost, the market already knows that. I think the market will correct if the dems win both runoffs and take control of the senate

>>25444556
got a link? I am considering giving this dude $50/month for his ideas. I have been following him for a bit and he does have a free weekly video. Seems very very level-headed; no bullshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkLN1t6tfkY

HONESTLY BUY STOCKS IF YOU WANT BUT YOU HAVE TO BUY BTC BEFORE IT MOONS IT JUST WENT FROM 18000 TO 34000 IN 13 DAYS IT WILL KEEP THAT UP AND ACCELERATE FOR SURE DONT BUY GOLD OR SILVER

BACK OVER 34K

SUPPORT AT 34K

HOLEE FUK

LOOK... WE'RE GOING TO MAKE 2021 BETTER THAN 2020, AND IT'S KINDA STUPID... 2SCOOPS IS BLACK... SAW HIM SAY I HATE NIGGERS LIKE 3 OR 4 TIMES TONIGHT, AND I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO HIM... HE SEE'S ME AS A SELF HATING KIKE, AND I JUST HOPE HE UNDERSTANDS LOVE... LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL... IT'S LIKE TAKE IT FROM A GUY WHO'S FUCKED OVER 20 GIRLS.... SHE'S THE ONE I DREAM OF... IF YOU HAVE SOME ONE LIKE THAT... YOU'LL KNOW.. I'VE MADE MISTAKES.. I WOULDN'T BE HERE FUCKING OVER 20 DIFFERENT WOMEN IF I DIDN'T MAKE MISTAKES. THE TRUTH IS A RELATIONSHIP THAT MATTERS AND CAN BURN TRUE WILL LAST A LIFETIME. SO GODSPEED SCOOPS... IMA LAUGH AND JOKE AS LONG AS I CAN, BUT I DID VOTE WITH MY HEART... MY HEART BELIEVED IN YOU... EVEN WHEN YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.

>>25444602
THANK YOU... THIS IS BEAUTIFUL...>>25444640

>>25444640

you are a faggot who is going to get fucked by btc
now get the fuck outta our smg thred

>>25444255
I'm normally against (You) fishing posts like these but you got dubs and I actually do like turtles.

I like turtles.

>>25444591
Mitch Ray, he also does crypto and teaches TA (lots of educational materials not just trade setups)
let me know if you're interested in his patreon because i'm already subscribed so we could mb share the cost or smth, dude's expensive

>>25444577
Im pumping and dumping buddy. Just Like AirBnb going from $60 to $150

>remember I still own btc from my gambling this summer
naisunaisu
>>25444602
I will lissen...

dubs and even the worst trader in /smg/ 2x's this year

>>25443838
This is not rational.

>>25444733
nice

>>25444341
PUGE is actually a based penny stock and doubled my cash in 3 days

>>25444602
IS THIS A 4 STRING QUARTET? I MEAN I NEVER LEARNED STRINGS, BUT THEY'RE THE MOST FASCINATING OF ALL INSTRUMENTS... I JUST LOVE IT... HOW IT SWITCHES FROM MAJOR TO MINOR CHORDS... IT'S BEAUTIFUL... I KEEP HITTING F5 AND LOSING MY PLACE, BUT YOU CAN HEAR THE CELLO SOLO IT'S AMAZING... I CAN'T HIT SEND OR LOSE MY PLACE AGAIN... THANK YOU.

>>25444780
puge sir yes huge sir yes website reveal 15th big sir

big pimpin portfolio
SNAP (the simp connection)
UBER (the track taxi)
ULTA (ho essentials)
TPR (ho accessories)
ABBV (for when ulta isn't good enough)
COTY (cover up the fish smell)
DEO (because you can't invest in cocaine)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6DpQ4KavlM

>>25444820
go back

>>25444817
it doesn't have to be legit if the number go up
scalp your profits and let it plummet back to street shitter land without you

>>25444421

On Fantasy Island there are no capital gains, no PDT rule, 24/7 markets, and the markets only close on the important holidays such as Christmas,4th of the july, Birth & Execution of Christ, and National Hotwings day.

Opening bell is dinged after the holidays by Mr Roarke himself.

if BTC isn't below 34k in the morning im going all in

>>25444820
I TYPE "WHERE DO NIGGAS GO WHEN WE DIE" INTO JEWTUBE.. I GET BIGGY SMALLS... SO HERE'S ONE FOR YOU.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZbklKAAnkI

>>25444845
also EAT to make money off this guy's mom

>>25444858
im at 25k PUGE deep sir this will be a tenbagger for sure gonna be HUGE sir ,,,, its free money ,,, a free stimulus check sir..

Why is there so many trip fags here now? Get out of me general

>>25444820
Nigger portfolio. I bet it will make you money. Americans love niggers.

hmm what to buy on monday
indian posters need not apply

>>25444945
Sir do the needful and buy OMST and BCRX. Japan news coming very, very soon. Do the need that needs to be fulfilled. Think for your family, sirs.

>>25444858
they're a clean shell with no debt now so i honestly think they're going to become a SPAC

Going to rebalance into Crypto and Gold.
80% BTC/10% Altcoins
10% gold
Use the crypto to replace stocks and the gold to replace bonds in the 90/10 boomer portfolio.

>>25443838
Up 20% on doge coin while you get nothing get fucked lol

>>25444945
sir BTWN big man Li and Thiel FB 2 billions bless Vishnu do the needful sir

>>25444804
no,
Shostakovich has a lot of 4 string quartets but they are nothing in comparison to his Violin Concerto No. 1, which is the best violin concerto ever created by humans, its even better than between beetovens or mahler or anyone else.

This is from his Gadfly Suite, the predlude.

>>25445001

>>25444914
Hope you don’t mind holding for 2 years to get your money back.

>>25444936
INVESTING IN NIGGERS IS A BAD WAY TO CALL IT... HOW ABOUT INVESTING IN INGORANT GLAMOUR... STUFF THAT WON'T LAST, BUT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD FOR A WHILE.

>>25445026
I’m 100% in a double long gold ETF

>>25445026
Then what are you doing in this thread? Bye

>>25445026
what do you buy for gold? GDX? GLD?

>>25444733
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAGMI

>>25445103
I’m in UGL

so does bitcoin going up also mean equity will be going up (and US dollar going to shit)

man i really hate how US dollar is crashing while the maple dollar somehow gains strength

>>25445086
Wanted to discuss gold equities. Leveraged plays on gold.
>>25445103
I have a few positions and wondering if there is anything else I should look to add:
ESKYF
EGO
KTGDF
KGC

>>25444160
She bought ZM at top and dumped most of TSLA before it mooned.

>>25445026
>>25445081
>>25445103
>>25445168
NO YOU ABSOLUTE RETARDS NOT THAT DIGITAL GOLD BUY BITCOIN DIGITAL GOLD YOU BLITHERING IDIOT FUCKKKKK

>>25445086
The question is what you’re doing in this thread, shouldn’t you be out rebalancing into btc? Oh I forgot, you can’t - your little toy market is closed!

>>25445192
Even the Mexican peso is gaining strength

>>25445192
People are taking profits from equities and moving money into BTC. Once BTC crashes, it will trigger widespread panic selling of BTC and equities.

>>25445056
IM SORRY, IF IT'S NOVEL TO ME... I HEAR MUSIC... I DON'T TAKE THE EXTRA EFFORT TO LEARN THE PARTS.. I MEAN YOU COULD PLAY THE SAME CLASSICAL MUSIC, AND I'LL SAY I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN I DON'T, BUT WHEN YOU SPEND 12 HOURS JUMPING UP AND DOWN ONLY FUELED ON COCAINE REDBULL, VODKA, AND THE KABABS YOU GET FROM A FOOD TRUCK.. ONLY TO DO IT AGAIN... AND AGAIN... I MEAN I FELL IN LOVE WITH TRANCE MUSIC, HOUSE MUSIC... IT IS PROBABLY THE CLOSEST THING THE MODERN TIMES HAS TO WHAT EVERY MUSICIAN LEARNED FROM... AND THERE IS A BIG RULE WHERE I COME FROM IN MUSIC... IF SOMETHING IS GOOD YOU DON'T REMIX IT... BUT WE'VE TAKEN PARTS OF EVERYTHING BEFORE US... MUSIC IS TRUELY A GENERATIONAL TRANSCENDING LANGUAGE... AND YOU CAN GO AND LOOK INTO ASIAN CULTURES AND HOW THEY WRITE MUSIC IN 7/4 OR 7/3 TIME. HONESTLY.. THE PICK UP JUSTS WORKS WITH THE DOWN BEAT IN A SQUARE OR WALTZ.. I JUST DANCE AND SING AND LOVE MUSIC... YOU SHOULD SEE ME AND GOOKFU MOVE ON A DANCE FLOOR... SHE DOES IT IN HEELS, AND WELL I CAN TWIRLE HER AND DIP AND I'VE UHH... I'VE NEVER BEEN TRAINED HOW TO DANCE.. OH WAIT.. I DID PLAY DDR DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION, AND GOT REALLY GOOD AT IT.. LIKE REALLY REALLY FUCKING GOOD AT IT... BUT YOU TAKE A PARTNER... (FEMALE) AND JUST SAY WE'RE GOING TO GO SLOW AND YOU CAN SAY STOP... AND YOU MOVE SHE MOVES YOU SPIN HER LIKE A TOP, SHE FUCKING LOVES IT... I MEAN IT'S TO THE MUSIC STEP TOGETHER.. START SLOW AND JUST LEAD HER SHE'LL KNOW WHERE TO GO SHE COMES INTO YOU, JUST TURN AND LET HER TURN TOO AND HOLD HER.. SHE'S NEVER GOING TO FALL... UHH MAGIC HAPPENS. I MEAN SHE'S PROBABLY LIKE OMG I WAS DANCING WITH THIS GUY AND THEN WE HAD SEX AND THEN I NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN.

Terasu wa yami bokura wa
Arukinarete kita hibi mo totta
Yume wa antai na kurashi da ga
Shigeki busoku yue ni daradara

Terasu wa yami bokura no
Arukinareteita michi wa doko da?
Toki wa tama ni shaku da ga
Nukumori ni tsutsumare tada

Homura ga tatsu shirube no hou e
Omoidasu wa yasashii merodii

Eien wa nain da to nain da to iu
Sore mo mata iina to waratte miru
Kagayake ba itsuka wa hikari mo tae
Bokura wa inochi no hi ga kieru sono hi made aruite yuku

Oto ga deru gangu mo itami wo tobasu mahou mo
Zenbu boku ni totte no takaramono

Eien wa nain da to nain da to iu
Bokura wa inochi no hi ga kieru sono hi made aruite yuku

>>25445407
I DON'T KNOW THIS ONE... BUT THANK YOU.

>>25445407
i like how the only reason people know about mongolia is because of temujin (genghis khan)

Do you keep your short term capital gains in a separate account in cash, or reinvest it until the next tax year?

>>25444160
Cathy Wood's research is hiring postdocs part time for consulting gigs. Her approach could only work in a speculative market that doesn't care about earnings or real money.

>>25445518
And by gains I mean gains tax

>>25445518
Reinvest all of it immediately.

ALPP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa8KzA8BYjI

>>25445389
Shut up tinny

REEEeeeee BTC niggers need to leave!!
have fun trying to panic sell when it comes crashing down any day now, possibly as you sleep, and you're stuck waiting for the tx for an hour and lose an obscene amount on fees.. or you're stuck holding for another 2 years. I get being long on it, but such people are not fucking fomo-ing in at ATH.

>>25445558
I FEEL FINE. FUCK OFF MR. PENGUIN.

GHIV gap up Monday to $13.45 on open

>>25445572
Whose dick did you suck to never get banned despite spending each thread shitposting about things that are entirely unrelated to stocks?

>>25445407
Kaiji poster

>>25445616
I'VE BEEN BANNED MORE TIMES THAN YOU KNOW.

>>25445389
uh well the Cello part isnt the good part, Its Vioals at at 3:20

>>25445616
IF YOU LURKED LONGER, YOU'D HAVE IMAGES OF MY PENIS... I DID POST MY PENIS AND SOME PEOPLE HAVE IT... THEY OBVIOUSLY CAN'T REPOST IT BECAUSE YOU GET BANNED, BUT WELCOME NEWFAG.

>>25445564
You clearly have no idea how selling btc works, but I agree that the crypto niggers need to leave. Unless they're talking about crypto related stocks.

>>25444193
Normalfags still want their PlayStation and Xbox

How long until the dollar rips higher and blows everyone out? How long until my GME hits $100?

>>25445670
I wouldn't save images of any penises, faggot, and you should have been permabanned.

>>25445670
It's too tiny, no one ever sees it when you post it

>>25445669
>SORRY

> OH SHIT.. YEAH THAT'S DEEP.. YOU'RE RIGHT.. THAT'S A SFORTZONDO OR WHAT EVER... INTO YESSS.. YESS.. YESS!!!!! YOU'RE RIGHT.. FORGET THE SOLO... THIS SYMPHANY IS GOOD BRINGS YOU UP AND DOWN... BEAUTIFUL... I CAN LISTEN TO IT 20 40 TIMES AND FIND SOMETHING NEW EACH TIME.... LOOK.. MY FAVORITE IS PRETTY MEH... EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS ONE..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO8i5D2uz84

>>25445704
the dollar suddenly reversing like it did in March would do to stocks...what it did in March.

>>25445736
have you seen the add's on this website? or are you using an addblocker and deserve a permaban?

>>25445669
this of course is my most favorite classic piece...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>25445779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR5USHu6D6U


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdNjyzxqmWU
you like the harpsicord?

>>25443838
What should i put my $600 guberment money into?

>"buy stocks, they only go up"
>"don't buy BTC, its a bubble"
BTC is leveraged market play.

>>25444061
Something about new covid mutation in US.

guys i don't think gookfu ever got rick rolled... but the actual song is something i love and hold dear... i literally love the song... i mean it has to be played at my wedding.

>>25445861
>>25445851
>>25445669
>>25445056
>>25444804
>>25444602
>>25444450

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRDzYS532O0

Listen to some actually good music for people who are not going to die next week.

>>25445918
We'll settle for playing it at your funeral, now fucking kill yourself.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

Opened my first beer of the day at 6am at double strength
Now sleepy
>>25444733
Based

>>25444255
I like turtles

>>25445925
Listen to some actually good music by people who can play actual instruments
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3PhWT10BW3VfS-Li7DhUqW8k-lfy1tvo

>>25444733
Just bought 4k USD of bitcoin at about $34k. Let's go, girls.

>>25445861
Tchaikovsky did the nut cracker... but 1812 ovature... was my favorite of his... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbxgYlcNxE8

the 4 seasons of vivaldi...

>>25446027
Are you planning to dump out or hodl

>>25445872
Oil. USL
USD. UUP
and SPXL because why the fuck not

>>25444733
Based
>>25444255
I like turtles except Mitch McConnell

>>25444255
I like turtles

>>25446067
i like the turtle more than i like trump.

This long weekend is grueling

>>25446067
>>25446184
that being said... i feel senator rand paul, is better than both of them... well.. he's probably the more based senator from Kentucky, and I got nothing wrong with the vast majority of America... this is a great nation, and honestly try to hit us, we will 100% fuck you for ever.

CME will have a BTC futures gap right? And all the TA fags will call for the gap fill yet again.
It’s all so tiresome

>>25446226
I’ve made almost a grand off of buttcoin today...
I tossed a few grand at it a long time ago to tackle the FOMO for the spikes. My position has organically grown to 7k

>>25446278
obsessing over gaps caused by discontinuous trading periods is peak retard

>>25444344
3457%
I make a list of every stock between $0.2 and $8 that's gone down by between 1% and 20% I'm the day, roll dice to make my picks then hold to green

>>25446318
It becomes a self fullfilling prophecy when so many faggots call for it.

>>25446226
glisando? smile? stop tugging your hair... uhh... whitney houston? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR49dyo-y0E&list=RDoiSqLEJwkcA&index=2

Listen to me you cocksuckers, okay? RYCEY is going to be between eight to fifteen dollars exactly a year from now. I will make eight to fifteen times my money. All of you that think it's going to dip below a dollar never happening. So you can either get on the train or you can miss the train, because we're scraping bottom here. We're about to go, within two months we'll be at three. Within six months we'll be at five. Within eight months we'll be at eight, okay. Within twelve months we'll be at fifteen. So you can either get rich, or you can bitch and whine about how it's a dead company. So I, for one, would prefer to get rich, thank you very much.

>>25446355
IM NIT FUCKING BUYING RICEY, YOU RUNG-LICKING NIGGERMONKEY

>>25446309
Hey congrats. I'm trying to get there too fren.

>>25446355
You're insane

>>25444255
I like turtles

>>25446410
I like my stripper gf

>>25446445
About 4 filters too many scoops.

>>25446445
She cute scoop

>>25446445
bro... im looking at these black asses right... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR49dyo-y0E&list=RDoiSqLEJwkcA&index=2 uhh... i mean i can dance, but holy shit.

>>25443838
Are stocks fucking pointless? I bought doge because this garbage is closed and I’m up 20% in a day

35K HAPPENING

>>25446445
get this.. they'd never take me from my gookfu.. some how no matter the talent and training... uh love is love.

>>25446491
Yeah i might swap to crypto markets are always closed

>>25446491
well sell doge, but yeah stocks are garbage and there's no point... actually keep buying more doge, and ignore stocks. you've figured out the game.

I'm starting a GoFundMe in order to raise money so we can hire someone to torture and murder every single tripfag and namefag here. Please donate, sirs.

>>25446539
you had 10 years nigger

>>25446575
I've owned Bitcoin since $800 if that's what you're implying, it's still not enough to find someone to murder all you fucking faggots.

>>25445861
call me a faggot.. but i want my gook fu to bring me to watch swan lake ballet on valentines day... but its so impossible of a dream... it's literally not, but i mean only assholes like us appreciate that kind of thing... you know i respect nobody, but it bothers me, that she doesn't know what she doesn't know.... so i have to buy the tickets and surprise her ahead of time. but i want to see ballet... and fuck.. im not gay, im just a dude who wants to take his gook fu to a ballet.

>>25445220
they never "dump" tesla
they sell as it gains value to keep it at 10% of their etf

>>25446631
Faggot

>>25446631
baggie, how do you stay with a woman for an extended period of time? I can't seem to find myself in a relationship where I don't want to get out within a couple months.

>>25446643
tesla say its peak... sorry, getting added to the s&p500 gets it fucked... shit to think i was wrong... im not buying their car, but you got to give it to elon musk.. the african american billionaire... who named his kid after a comic book... wow, wow... wow. he is autism at it's finest.

Large F to the anon that sold covered calls in all his RIOT shares

>>25444255
I like turtles

>>25446689
im not the faggot using comic sans for iphone.

>>25446575
Lmao

>>25446772
NICE TRY NIGGER
>34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600 >34,600

>>25446741
IPhones are for fags and women

What's UUUU's target prices again?
I'm certain some idiot here has like 20,000 shares and interested in gloating.

>>25446856
6$ is a reasonable march target
10$ if you're very bullish

People are still investing in the NYSE? Aren't all stocks overvalued by 20-35% right now due to the massive printing of USD in 2020?

>>25446951
it's not like holding cash is any better
prices for almost everything are inflated right now

>>25446699
devotion... well what gives you devotion? it's literally becoming friends.. and then more than friends... and then when she's going through the hard things you've went through, you give her a shoulder to cry on and experience she gave you... and it's devotion. now what makes you devoted in the first place? maybe my best friend dying and her helping me through that... well her best friend died too so it's like you grow off each other... keep an open door.

>>25446951
overvalued or undervalued, you can scalp them regardless
and if they truly are, that's what shorting is for

>>25446326
Unequivocally based

>>25446951
Stocks only go up. Long the market generally, short the losers, go even more long on the winners

I put 5k into the GOEV dip Friday. Fuck it bro’s. I’m a degenerate gambler, but if life has taught me anything it’s that sometimes you just need to go all in on your gut and say fuck niggers and trannies.

>>25446980
I'm not holding any cash but I feel like I should. I've been buying up as much land as possible. Boomers are trying to offload their real estate because everyone is broke due to COVID. It's real easy to get a great deal on parcels if you negotiate with them.

>>25447011
I'm too much of a pussy to short, I don't think I can beat the Fed's printer.

>>25447010
I think I might just be retarded then because I have feelings for the girl for like two days into the relationship and after that I just feel contempt for them
thanks for the advice though

>>25446951
im actually 40% invested in metals... and going to keep going... yeah shit's inflated, you can still trade.. this is better than shitcoins.. this almost makes forex look like nothing, but look you have to understand conglomerates, and forex.. shitcoin bull runs happen. look you're going to see a bear market in shitcoins... well maybe you wont.. everybody is printing hotter than ever... long term investing is king... if you get a good investment investing AND trading are different.. lastly.. uhh yeah there's more money on the NYSE than you have in all of shitcoin market cap. if you want to prove me wrong, go buy all the sewage treatment plants in america with bitcoins.

>>25447132
i mean.. you never learned a foreign language for a broad? i learned a whole new alphabet and had to scrape from step 1... she's taught me her language... like i can understand so much that seems foreign to others, it's actually natural now.. ii mean maybe you're not experienced.. i remember when i was in russia, they were trying to get me to fuck this girl who was like 14 or 15 years old..

i figured out how the capitalism ponzi scheme works

since all these major companies are losing money

they can use their unlimited funding from the stock market investments coming in and are able to artificially reduce the prices down on their product or service to below actual levels until the competition go bankrupt and then come out the "winner"

when really they were just a meme and got more investment than everybody else and were able to run at a loss

>>25447317
Tinny you're not good at thinking stop trying

>>25447317
Did you take your meds today?

>>25447132
>>25447315
why didn't i fuck the girl? it was because i wasn't in love with her.. ok you fuck marry hahahha.. that's russian oligarchs taking control... i want love. and i have love now. what is wrong with love. if you find it you know, if you don't match up... it's fucking bullshit and not going to work... the favorite thing i think of... is love.

>>25447348
i got gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JunmomMSK0

>>25447369
look... i think you're an asshole... to ask some one to take meds, and use an image of search history.. you should see my search history.. i have searched specifically for chicks with dicks pornography... i mean i watched it.. i watch a ton of pornography, but to degrade some one over something i used to use 3 different browsers... maybe you should listen to more james taylor..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEkIou3WFnM

It’s all part of the plan

>>25446355
I'm balls deep on RYCEY, laugh away faggots! I'll make it unlike you lot

>>25447603
i hate it.. i've held the trip too long... i tried like jesus christ to give it to some one else... nobody wants to be me...

https://youtu.be/ZIh_3lNCbYM

>>25447623
N

>>25447632
who's your favorite horse and jockey! lets go now!

>>25447369
Those searches LMAO

>>25447667
i saw the floyd sex tape.. he couldn't get it up.. he obviously had a heart condition.. he had ed in the first part of the flick.. look i've seen all the porn and raw shit... i'm pretty desensitized.. but you should see the intro of the video.. he couldn't get hard, it was an hour and 19 minute video... i dunno but you should just watch the whole fucking thing and make your judgemends.

>>25446951
At they're based on fundamentals unlike Bitcoin.

I regret holding cash the past few months, like really really regretting it. Fuck going to work on Monday, I'm pissed.

Can't seem to do anything right, maybe my dad was right, maybe I am retarded...

>>25447778
*At least

>>25447778
Bitcoin has plenty fundamental value, it's just that people don't understand it (especially the ones who think they do), and governments/non government whales actively manipulate people's understanding of it.

>>25447778
bitcoin is based entirely on stock/flow versus demand and tether memes

>>25447667
he also had a rapsheet a mile long and there were convictions of violent crimes... so honestly a nigger fucking a niggeress... look convicted felon, but you can use the tattoos to identify him... as the person in this sex tape.. i've seen it, uhh he died in police custody... mid pandemic.. i hope officer chauvin walks. the bull shit was the go fund me, stopped collecting bail fund for lawyer fees. for the cop.

you guys wouldn't like the me and gookfu sex tape... we do it under the covers and there's lots of kissing.. it's like oh there's a dude and he's having sex.

>>25447667
this is now more niggers are born.. women who don't care, and convicted crimals.

you should see uppity niggerress congress woman.. she says we need to give vaccines to those in prison... uhh and we need to release prisons and let more niggers fuck... and make more niggers.. i hate niggers... this one is great.. congressman jefferies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cesSRfXqS1Q

I WANT TO PUKE.. I WANT TO PUKE.. IM WATCHING THIS>>>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHTA542K7rs

I kinda watch BTC to dump to $10k overnight because it would be funny, even though I hold it

>>25448341
Kys boringfag

I LOVE UKRAINE! I WANT TO ENTER EVIDENCE I LOVE UKRAINE TO A FOCAL POINT.

I can't handle trading. what's a good ETF or mutual fund to dump all of my money into and forget about for the next few decades?

>>25448384
but baggie, you circled the Crimean peninsula, which is part of Russia

>>25446699
>can't seem to find myself in a relationship where I don't want to get out within a couple months.
So the issue is your own tendency to exit rather than that you keep getting dumped?

>>25447892
>>25448040
>>25447858
>>25448101
>>25448120
>>25448341
Holy shit, baggie, aren’t you on the east coast? Drink some water, dude

>>25448400
>the Crimean peninsula
This has to be intentional shitposting

>>25448400
I WANT TO SAY... LOOK BACK AND UNDERSTAND RELEVENCY.. YOU SEE RUSSIA TOOK THE WARM WATER PORT TOOK THE PLANES AND BOATS.. THE WHITE HOUSE FUNDED HALF OF THEM.. UKRAINE IS A LAUNDER FOR ALL OF UN STATAS AS WAS FORCED. WE DEMANDED UN ALLIES TO FALL IN LINE, BUT UKRAINE IS NOT EU... THEY DON'T GET ARCTICLE ONE. AMD RUSSIA RIGGED THE ELECTION.. OBAMA WAS SELLING SHIT UNKNOWN TO HIM.. BIDEN GOT AN EMEZZLEMENT.. 100% AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FOLLOW MONEY... LOOK AT THE MONEY. EMBEZZLEMENT IS WORTHY OF TAKING THE PRESIDENT DOWN.

I WANT TO LET THIS GO ON... I WANT YOU TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED, I WILL NEVER REFUSE NEW TESTIMONY, BUT FOLLOW THE FUCKING MONEY.

>>25448400
бaзa

>>25448517
I HAVE MORE STAMINA THAN YOU. I HAVE NO NEED FOR ANYTHING BUT THE TRUTH.

at some point we have to admit it

reddit is more autistic than us

>>25448394
>what's a good ETF or mutual fund to dump all of my money into and forget about for the next few decades?
I got you 100% covered, dude.
The following:
>QLD
>SSO
if you really have strong hands and you mean what you’re saying, swap out SSO for SPXL.
TQQQ is passed the point of diminishing returns though since Nasdaq is more volatile. FNGO might be possible to switch out for QLD. I’m currently experimenting with FNGO, but the lack of history nor existence as a long term index makes it too risky to go all in on.

will "the great reset" just be the wests version of "the great leap forward"?

XRP cheapies > inflated BTC

I think you should all dump your stocks and buy bitcoin, it will do a 1000% in the next week

>>25448371
>I kinda watch BTC to dump to $10k overnight because it would be funny, even though I hold it
Same.
I’m only holding my stake of BTC to silence the FOMO that I’d get from spikes like the current one. I’ve been holding a couple grand since at least sometime in the summer. I sure asf wouldn’t buy more unless it collapsed in value again.

>>25448394
2-3x daily leveraged S&P/NASDAQ
MSCI world
Global tech
US Tech
IT
World/US momentum ETF
some "disruptive/growth/innovation" meme funds (there are a bunch)

less established:
AI
AR
robotics
EV

>>25448594
LOOK WE SPOTTED AHEAD... WHEN DO YOU SELL GME? LOOK IT'S SERIOUSLY A PUMP AND DUMP, BUT ANYTHING LESS THAN 20 IS OK... THAT SHIT'S GOING TO HIT 40 DOLLARS.. THOSE 30 DOLLAR APRIL CALLS... DAMN THEY'RE LOOKING HOT. UHH ALL I GOT TO SAY IS.. IT WAS BIG FIVE GUY NOT ME... LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM, BUT I SCOOPED UP AT 3 DOLLARS AND CHANGE... BUT IT WASN'T MY IDEA BIG5GUY... SOME OF YOU KNOW HIM OF A DIFFERENT NAME... I PREFER TO CALL HIM PLANES.

I ONLYY HOLD 80 BTC AND I WANT TO INCREASE IT TO 100.

liquidated my 401k and IRA and went all in crypto, all your stocks will become tokenized on our platforms, if you are 30 or under and you don't see this, you are an actual retard.

>>25448717
idk what a token is and what crypto even does

>>25448612

>>25448717
stocks are already tokenized ownership of businesses and will convert over smoothly

>>25448717
wtf is a crypto?
Go to bed zoom zoom

I honestly have no idea when MRNA is going to bounce off the bottom

>>25448698
>I ONLYY HOLD 80 BTC
You’re full of shit.
Post a pic

>>25443887

>Saudi’s did 9/11

Ftfy

>>25448879
BITCOINS.. YOU JUST BUY AND HOLD LIKE I BOUGHT 5 GRAND OF THESE LINK THINGS AND NOW I GOT WAY MORE THAN 5 GRAND....CRYPTO IS GOOD. JUST DON'T CARE.

While drinkings is there a better guy to listen to than Trevor Moore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUje9PhIOD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy8SIWTyJNs

>>25448384
Stood on the beach in Maruipol and watched the shells fly desu.
Also had a gf there for some time and we robbed Americans together through a dating side.
And went in a rocket silo and got to press the funny button.

Im drunk as fuck but fuck I love that place.
SLAVA UKRAINII or whatever

>>25448717
crypto is tokenized air and the sooner they find out the faster bitcoin reaches like 1$

>>25448898
WHAT DO YOU WANT MY CORVETTE OR INDOOR SWIMING POOL?

>>25448923
>LIKE I BOUGHT 5 GRAND OF THESE LINK THINGS
Pics or it didn’t happen nigga

>>25448923
lol you dumb faggot, you're probably a psyche major and wouldn't know good tech if it fucked your mom right in front of you.

Perma ban baggie on every IP address

>>25448951
Just post a pic showing that you’ve got 80 BTC nigga
Pics or it didn’t happen
Now go drink some water

Wait are normies actually buying BTC? Holy shit if this is true they are going to get dumped on so hard

>>25448928
THIS DUDE IS AT WAR WITH HIMSELF AND STRIPPER GIRLFRIEND.

>>25448996
you'll faggots have been saying this since 22k

>>25448987
Scoops. You know as nice of a girl your girlfriend seems to be I can't approve. She's a nigger fucker, you nigger.

>>25448996
some NBA or NFL fag wanted his salary payed in bitcoin so its pretty much over

>>25449002

Who the fuck is paying $30K for BTC ? Honestly who?

>>25448996
>>25449002
also i hold no bitcoin, but you shitstockers are so pathetic I have to come in here and laugh at you once in a while because old dinosaur blockchain techonolgy is absolutely raping every "genius" stock pick you have

>>25449025
Institutions, dumb money is the new smart money, welcome to clown world, honk honk, etc...

>>25443838
>finally get in stocks
>miss the bull run and Tesla
>closed every fucking day for holidays

>>25449000
It's sunday baggie. Nobody has shit to do. Might as well reply to you for once.
>>25449002
BTC is literally used for nothing. It has no value outside of darknet drug transactions.
Real serives get paid in currency. I have a ton of gold and even I realize I need to pay with paper notes and will do so for all of my life.
BTC has no real value behind it. No real use.

And don't get me started about all these other shitcoins.

>>25448974
I ACTUALLY LOVE MATHEMATICS... I KNOW MORE ABOUT SPACETIME THAN YOU'D LIKE... WHAT I DREAM OF IS ACTUATLLY SPACE TIME.. THE EXPANSION OF THE UNIVERSE, AND THE WAYS THAT TIME IS BROKEN BECAUSE OF EXPANSION... THE REASON WHY DARK ENERGY IS FORCING EXPANSION OUT ANTI-MATER... I LITERALLY CAN'T FIND A NEWS REPORT THAT CARES ABOUT WHAT I'VE FUNDEMENTALLY COME DOWN AND CAME TO A TRUTH.. THERE IS A COSMILOGICAL CONSTANT THAT SPACE HAS IT'S OWN TIME AND THE EMPTYNESS CREATES EXPANSION AT A CONSTANT.

>>25449030
compare Tupperware to bitcoin off the March lows lol

>>25449056

The bubble in everything is getting out of hand. Holy shit this crash is going to be historic

>>25449002
Bruh, that was two weeks ago

>>25449112
I'M 60 PERCENT IN METALS, AND 40% FUCKING AROUND... WAIT.. LETS GET REAL IM NEVER GOING TO FUCKING LOSE, BUT I HAVE SOME SHIT THAT I'M NEVER SELLING. TO BE CLEAR... THIS DOESN'T GO TO MY KIDS, OR GOOKFU, GOOKFU AND I WON'T HAVE KIDS.

>>25449101
>It has no value outside of darknet drug transactions.
And it's not even good for that! Monero is becoming the only accepted DNM currency accepted and it's still flogging everything.
I'm a SWE, I like LINK because the token actually has a function built into it that allows it to be used as a utility, it's amazing and I'm incredibly fucking bullish on it. I love you /smg/, without stocks I would've never gotten into investing, but if you don't have a couple cryptoshit in your portfolio, you're going to have a hard next couple years.

>>25449000
>HIMSELF AND STRIPPER GIRLFRIEND
Baggie, did you reply to the wrong person?
Drink some water, dude.

>>25449015
See this post:
>>25446445

>>25449171
I DON'T NEED FUCKING WATER... YOU HAVE A STRIPPER GIRLFRIEND.. I HAVE A WAD OF CASH, CAN SHE DANCE?

>>25449164
>and it's still flogging everything
BTC that is, Monero should be much higher than it is considering its the only real cryptocurrency in existence (again, I don't hold any, but as a tech person I love their tech)

>>25449152

Baggie bro you need to sober up. I’m drunk too but I’m not raging against frens. Save that rage for ex gf’s.

>>25444255
I like turtles

>>25449200
jesus, shut the fuck up you retard

>>25449101
I think warren buffet said it's used to move around large amounts of money. In place where they used to smuggle brief cases full of cash / bars of gold, across borders

>>25449164
I'm only in BTC since it's the main one, and dogecoin since transfers are cheaper and faster. You trading into the "shit coins"? Below 20 sats for dogebtc was the entry for me. Just waiting on the recurring doge pump to give me gains

>>25449200
>CAN SHE DANCE?
Well she currently doesn’t due to COVID

>>25448826
smooth point

>>25449171
I REPLYED TO THE RIGHT PERSON THERE WAS A TON OF CONTEXT.. FUCK I SAT THROUGH 2 HOURS OF THIS NIGGER LITERALLY SAYING TRUMP DID SOMETHING WITH RUSSIA, AND UKRAINE ISN'T AN ISSUE... TONS OF NO TESTIMONY JUST 2 HOURS BLAH BLAH BLAH... TRUMP IS COMPROMISED.. HE BROUGHT UP THE CONSTITITUTION.. SPECIFICALLY ARTICLE, ONE WHICH IS PROBABLY HIS GRADE LEVEL OF EDUCATION AND HE CAN'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING BEYOND BEING A TALKING HEAD FOR TRUMP IS COLLUDING WITH UKRAINE... I WANT TO KNOW WHY 4 FORIEGN NATIONS HAVE SUSPENDED ACCOUNTS LINKED TO MONEY LAUNDERING IN THE BIDEN PRESIDENCY.. WHAT WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE MIGHT BE JAW DROPPING.. BUT THE TRUTH IS, IT WON'T BE BAD MOST PEOPLE LOVE TRUMP AND WANTED 4 MORE YEARS.

Wtf is going on lads

>>25449200
>I HAVE A WAD OF CASH, CAN SHE DANCE?
idk if you’d have enough anyways
she’s kinda expensive

>>25449171
Ahh I miss the days of fucking strippers.
>she still has a nigger boyfriend

>>25449287
OMG... YOUR STRIP CLUBS ARE CLOSED? AND SHE'S LIVING OFF YOU? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?

>>25449314
a historic melt-up in crypto, we get to find out on Monday if it extends to equities

>>25449314
Baggie is smashed once again and having a fit

>>25449102
fair enough.

>>25449321
25 HUNDRED FOR A FUCK ENOUGH?

>>25449314
Baggie is drunk, as per usual on weekend nights
Also, some uppity buttcoin shills

bill gates coin whatever they end up using will actually be worth 1m a share or whatever but thats the mark of the beast china credit score

so ya crypto will moon but not because fundamentals were good its clown world

Sometimes I wish I was still a global mod so I could ban these obnoxious tripfags

>>25449284
I lovingly refer to all coins as shitcoins. I'm not even sure what I call REAL shitcoins, I guess I just ignore them.

>>25449362
NO IM INTERESTED IN FLYING OUT TO AN INDISCLOSED PLACE, 25 HUNDRED BUCKS?

>>25449356
Is your gookfu not enough?

>>25449280
Sure, but this doesn't justify that price.
And the real big boys don't care for regulations like that and do it in USD anyways instead of
volatile assets.

BTC is small fry ciminals doing shady stuff.

>>25449406
WAHHHH!!!!! SHE WON'T BE BACK FOR 2 WEEKS. I CAN DO LIKE 4 COVID TES

>>25449405
I’ve taken her off the market

>>25449025
Me :)

>>25449379
It's LINK btw. I had a week long panic attack where I couldn't work when I realized LINK was the chosen Great Reset cryptoshitcointoken and that I was investing into NWO shit the whole time, at least they're going to make me rich, I hate these faggots.

>>25449425
THEN LETS ALL REFRAIN FROM CALLING HER YOUR STRIPPER GIRL FRIEND.. LETS JUST CALL HER YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

>>25444102
Will the market really dip if the Dems win Georgia tho?

IS SOME ONE BAKING WE'RE ON PAGE 4...

>>25449388
>k-pop fag running wild as well
Anime posters are the real cancer, right?

>>25449392
Long crypto, short GBTC. I'm not sure myself what isn't a shit coin
>>25449421
Quadruple your money with SPXL at market open and then you'll be able to afford even more tests

Anyway, night all, wishing you the best of gains and all that shit, if you're here on /biz/ you are more than likely going to make it... eventually.

>>25449475
HUGE SHIFT.. YOU'VE GOT TO BE READY. REMEMBER THE LAST TIME DEMS HAD EVERYTHING AND JOHN BOEHNER

>>25449458
HE PAID FOR IT, IT'S HIS PROPERTY, HE CAN CALL IT WHATEVER HE WANTS

>>25449417
Yup i agree with that. There is a side of me thinking people are moving lots of money at year end, after this crazy run up in the market.

Atleast in short term, I think next test is when bitcoin futures open tomorrow. Maybe someone knows those 2k checks are happening.

>>25446326
[Buying the dip intensifies]

do you remember when weekend /smg/ used to be the most comfy time, when the real market discussion took place?
pepperidge farm remembers

>>25449504
HE CAN'T ANYMORE.. CAUSE HE WON'T LET ME FUCK HER.. SO THAT MEANS SHE'S NOT ACTUALLY WORKING ANYMORE... SHE'S OUT OF WORK STRIPPER.. DATING A BLACK GUY, PRAY FOR HER.

>>25449539
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN BARAK OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT, AND 2% GROWTH WAS GOING TO BE THE NORMAL? JANET YELLEN REMEMBERS.

>>25449486
>Long crypto, short GBTC
Uhhhhhh

>>25449568
trip: #9999

crypto fundamentally is snake oil

the most elaborate and believable one in history

>>25444160
Imagine taking trading advice from a diversity hire.

>>25449614
Who wouldn't want to replace the convenience of instant global payments of a stable currency using credit cards or PayPal when you can pay with an unregulated highly volatile asset with huge fees paid to the Chinese

>>25449676
no thats a poor argument crypto isnt bad because its unregulated

its bad because its not worth anything and a paradimn shift in belief could make it worth under 100$ within like a year and ultimately 0

based on what people "feel"

usd and yen are a hoax too but the government with their military mandates it which is why it retains value

when was the last time you saw someone paying in pesos in america surely there would be one store on the border no?

>>25448517
I've never been dumped before. In the past I'd just make up some excuse to "take a break" and then never speak to her again.

>>25448614
>literally investing in cow shit > xrp

>>25449952
>make up some excuse to "take a break" and then never speak to her again.
Ever pulled this with a chick that moved into your place?
My stripper gf seems to have moved in

>>25449739
It being unregulated is part of why it's bad, you can't control the money supply, interest rates etc. so it would be an economic disaster for it to be be used widely

>>25450062
central planning is communism dude you dont want to "control the money supply" when you print money youre wiping out the net worth of people who save their money

bitcoin being deflationary is actually one of the positive things. too bad its deflationary without any value backing it.

you could make a crypto with 1 coin and be the richest man in the world if that were true