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What y'all think about this /biz/?
https://cnsnews.com/article/washington/michael-w-chapman/federal-grant-69-million-develop-smart-toilet-identifies-your

>> No.25438380

>>25438253
>BEEP-BOOP, CALCULATING THE SMELL

>> No.25438603
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>>25438253

>> No.25438651
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25438651

Does Klaus really need to know about my butthole?

>> No.25438696

This tech could potentially save millions of lives by identifying early digestive system disorders and alert health care professionals. On top of that, criminals can be tracked via their analprints and poop profiles thus safer society. Kidnapped kids can be found quickly as well. Combining with data stored in blockchain, the utilization of this tech to improve our lives is unimaginable. That, my frends, is how our tax dollar should be on.

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>>25438696
my hole village will not comply!

>> No.25438750

>>25438651
You WILL scan the poophole

>> No.25438905

Plus it will be a wetdream job position for all crappaphiliacs as database monitoring, analysts... who said business and pleasure cannot be mixed? c'mon man.

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>>25438651
Zeh hole ist ourz to ordert.

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>>25438696
Kids sodomy can finally be put to rest.
Kids sodomize a hole lot.

>> No.25439531

>>25438651
He doesn't need to know, as such, he's just got a keen interest. Also, NWO tracking our shit now. Seems like India had the right idea all this time.

>> No.25439651

>>25439476
I want to fuck this tomato

>> No.25440228

>>25438603
Based

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>>25438253
i only shit in my own toilet. I never shit in a public bathroom. if i do find myself needing to shit away from home I will eat a little bit of chimney dust to hold it in easier.