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Work in 2 days.

WE WILL WE WILL WAGEKEK

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GONNA BE A CASHIER SOMEDAY

>>25435104
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Waging isn't that bad when its another day of work from home

>>25435104
Sign what?

BIT. COIN. BIT. COIN. NEWFAGS. NEWFAGS. MAKE. US. MAKE. US. MORE STACKS. MORE STACKS.

>>25435104
signed, thanks anon

WE ARE WE ARE WALMART

>>25435104
signed

Dance monkey

>>25435104
I'm gonna work at Walmart after I make it for the luls and to bang QT cashiers

I’m wage cucking right now. It is hell. How do I be a normal, happy person? The wagies are so happy during their breaks.

YOU GOT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE, YOU LOVE THIS PLACE, MOVIN THOSE BOXES ALL OVER THE PLACE

>>25435271
kill your coworkers

>>25435264
based
working one of the wagiest jobs possible is probably pretty fun if you've made it

>>25435294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSbgn97Bxo4

>>25435104
>ATTENTION ANON WAGERSON
>YOUR WAGE COLLAR SHOWS YOU COMPLETED AN INSUFFICIENT QUANTITY OF WAGE DANCING THIS MORNING
>PLEASE REPORT TO PERFORMANCE FLOOR ASAP SO WE CAN ACTUALIZE YOUR REMAINING WAGE DANCE TIME

>>25435271
It;s extremely comfy fag
>make rent and food and didn't have to pick any cotton
don't be a cuck

What is easiest wagie position to get after i make it that i can cause most damage and harm to company, without being charged of causing problems?

>>25435273

>>25435271
I doubt they are truly happy

>>25435348
holy kek that can't touch this edit i fucking can't believe it

This might be my favorite type of thread, as a Walmart employing I blush every time we do it. We did it before we got our Christmas bonuses and they made me be the main clapper, but Michelle looked at me seductively when I took the position of power so I overdid it a little bit and pulled a muscle.

>>25435449
>they made me be the main clapper, but Michelle looked at me seductively when I took the position of power so I overdid it a little bit and pulled a muscle.
Nobody blinked an eye when you were given the power of the Walmart Imperium. At that moment Michelle realized what a social powerhouse you really are.

>>25435104
Why is that guy still alive

>>25435449
>they made me be the main clapper
shit anon, congrats

>>25435273
LOL

>ATTENTION ALL WALMART EMPLOYEES
>THERE IS AN ACTIVE SHOOTER SITUATION IN THIS WALMART
>ALL EMPLOYEES MUST REPORT TO THE CIRCLE FOR THE WALMART FIGHT SONG BEFORE DOING BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER
>ALL WALMART EMPLOYEES ARE REQUIRED TO DO BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER
>ALL WALMART EMPLOYEES ARE REQUIRED TO TAKE PART IN THE FIGHT SONG BEFORE DOING BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER
>FAILURE TO DO BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION
>FAILURE TO PARTICIPATE IN THE FIGHT SONG BEFORE DOING BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION

>>25435449
Nice moving up in the world

>>25435104
I used to work at a weird door to door sales company that basically got paid by charities to get people to sign up for sponsoring children. They were super intense and culty and made us do things like repeat motivational chants and insanely elaborate roleplay team building exercises.

They also taught me a shitload about sales and manipulating people's emotions though, and they were effective as fuck. But ya, super weird company. I kind of miss them though, they were all batshit crazy, but could sell ice to an eskimo, and were fun as fuck

>>25435449
Christmas bonus of 1 banana

>>25435449
Way to go young buck, gettin' paid, gettin' paid.