/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25327474
Are we still holding coom

>>25327474
Schizo-free Edition

Bought DBX again
Now I'm just holding DBX, CRSR, UUUU

FUCK MARA

SHORT THE DNC

https://streamable.com/qhgysp

Why is CLF such a based investment

This is the timeline where fags get angrier at schizos than namefags

>>25327523
pretty gay timeline desu

If you buy enough GME tommorow bears will neck

Please let the dump be over
https://www.bamsec.com/filing/149315220023410?cik=1507605

>MARA
>UUUU
>OPTI
down 6% today. Ouch. Still up overall on OPTI and UUUU though.

>>25327520

Holy shit Biden is fucking done lol

>MMEDF
>SGBX
>UUUU

>pay attention for a change
>best and easiest to read week of trading, up around 5% from doing a few lazy partial wheels of stable holdings
Thanks based Zenithar

So when did Niels Armstrong die?

>>25327474
>Not making the same thread again
Shame on you op

It is very important to remember what other people tell you, not so much what you yourself already know.

>>25327523
>tfw the schizos were actually just Australians this whole time

In my old timeline Australia was closer to New Zealand. What does /smg/ think of Australian markets as a suitable investment environment?

>>25327520
>>25327576
yea but they already have half the country brainwashed to immediately dismiss any and all evidence that there was fraud as schizo conspiracy theories so it doesn't even matter

>>25327511
shares, i'm still too pepega to buy options

>>25327520
everybody knew electronic voting was bullshit years ago, including tech literate leftists

MMEDF's offering closes on the 5th.
You have 1.5 days to buy before we riding.

I told you all MARA is shit. RIOT barely even diluted and they hold a fuckton of BTC. And their margin on mining is so much better.

I have $5k
How can I triple it in a week

I sold my TSLA at market close

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

Shill me on net and pltr, pltr dip is too good right now along with net. Why should I long term hold on this and not on RTX and LMT chink and sand nigger killer capabilities on the coming ME war.

TQQQ or die!

RYCEY - Brexit is a done deal now. That just leaves COVID. Which btw they have enough of the cure over there now to give everyone a shot of it. Also they're gonna be rolling out a shit load of mini nuclear power plants over the next several years.

>>25327278
The IPOC merger was announced on October 6 and the price did not change upon announcement
The AMCI merger was announced on October 13 and the price did not change upon announcement
ACAM merger was announced on October 22 - the price did not change upon announcement

The price doesn't always instantly go up on these SPAC merger deals upon announcement.
IPOC went up 70% since then as the merger date has approached, AMCI 60%
there are a lot more examples of this

Arguing "GHIV didn't immediately go to $18 upon merger announcement with UWM" is dumb

>>25327661
Amazing how you only post this on red days you faggot

>>25327673
Options

>>25327673
Buy GME weeklies tommorow at open ;)+

>>25327673
buy high, sell low
this only works if you buy puts on your account balance

>>25327521
I wish I knew how to pick stocks like you are. Are you holding past 15?

I hate day trading and I hate day traders.

imagine not owning FNMA

>>25327689
Good move, how much were you up? I thought it was smart of them to issue a follow on offering at their current valuation, but they're still way overpriced. Do not trust C*thie and her team of wannabe VC analysts under any circumstances. Tesla is not a software company and shouldn't be treated as such.

>>25327652
Thank you sir. I will buy more tomorrow.

>>25327717
PFFFFT
I've been telling you niggers since October. Literally read a 10k, RIOT has like x10 the BTC holdings MARA does which makes them soooooo much more bullish alone.

>>25327759
I hate women

>>25327474
sold 30% of everything at the close. something seems off about the market aura right now.

>>25327521
Aren’t you tired of never engaging with anyone else and talking by yourself?

I could have worked 10 hours today at $12/hour as a pathetic wagie

Instead I masturbated and slept and ate bagels and made the same amount of money

>>25327820
I’d be happy seeing 750k

>>25327795
aura has been off for a while, will be using my crystals to help get the chakras realigned

>>25327520
>>25327576
>>25327645
>>25327648
>implying

Turtleman will vote for Bidden. If you don't get it they're going to force the dookie down your throats and half of America will clap because Bidden is "their" guy and they're neurotic women and leftists who were "mentally shaken" when Orange Man won on Obama's 2008 platform because CNN told them to. Half the USA are redneck rural retards and half are urban retards who do whatever they're told but like to spout edgy ideas about socialism until the party forces them back into line. The only credit that can be given to Americans is that Trump supporters appear ready to totally dump the Republicans at this point, which will at least see a bunch of neocon assholes lose their jobs and swiss bank accounts. The reality is that liberals were calling out diebold in 2004 and saying bush cheated, then when smartmatic did the same thing but more obviously they defended it because it was their guy. The entire system is a shit and no one will unfuck it.

Short the USA and move to Mexico, then build a wall to keep Americans out.

>>25327647
Ya you'll be fine, but its not really a stock to hold if your hands are made of paper. Average down if you can and its always better to buy it EOD. Its been following a pattern of trending down intraday and getting spikes in AH/premarket for a few days now.

>>25327795
Everything will crash in Jan. Be prepared to buy the dip.

>>25327833
you would have made less considering the taxes and commuting costs if you had worked.

>>25327833
Why not double your gains then and work while trading too?

Sold everything but some leftover MSFT, FB and AMD

Doing a complete reset on January 1st lads. It's going to be a wild shopping spree

Tomorrow full day or half?

Doesn't the PLTR insider lock-up period end in a month or two?
Why would you consider buying so close to that? Why not wait until after that (inevitable) dip?

FLAT MARKET

>>25327795
It's too calm, right?

>>25327520
Holy shit race war, I will invest in armament companies and I will profit from this. Won't miss the jew train again

https://youtu.be/vHSNZK4Je-Y

how much can I make day trading only TQQQ?

>>25327787
just shorted

>>25327869
because working SUCKS

I want to lay in bed and read SEC filings and look at hentai

>>25327875
I think its a full day
fidelity usually gives a day notice when the market will be closed early/completely

>>25327854
>they're going to force the dookie down your throats and half of America will clap because Bidden is "their" guy
that's exactly what I said though

>>25327861
I hope this happens. I missed out in March. Also, I hate the current global financial order.

>>25327875
Full

>>25327520
>The polls have wifi! They cheated, they stole the election!
Beyond embarrassing at this point desu

>>25327787
Ok, but I’ll be sure to rub it in your face the next time RIOT does another offering to catch up with MARA’s future mining capacity.

>>25327858
thanks.. let's see what happens to btc this weekend

>>25327904

>>25327861
I'm plan on holding everything I have now and then leveraging the shit out of my account.

>>25327787
Impressive returns fren

>>25327875
full day

>>25327929
Based

>>25327970
>What sort of variables should we use to store integer data? Long ints? Nah, let's use doubles and then mysteriously choose to store them as fractional values rather then just whole numbers in double containers. Seems logical!
Not that any of you assholes code.

>>25327970
The machines are supposed to be disconnected from the internet while voting and tabulation is occurring because otherwise it opens them to tampering. Imagine being as brainwashed as you are.

>>25327875
Full day. Bond market closes early at 2pm though

>>25327972
And I'm rubbing it in your face right now that even with more hashing power MARA's margins are still high enough it doesn't matter
RIOT is literally sitting on like 35 million in assets with no debt, they can catch up any time they want.

>>25327521
man that's a lot of calls

>>25328011
they really sold off 15% when they found out the nigger won?

>>25328011
Obama and Bush got fucked by the 2008 and 2000 crashes, respectively.

>>25328011
Nah Obama gave us the bull run of all time dont play that shit black men stay winnin

>>25327929
what are you looking for exactly in these sec filings? i know how to read and watch hentai

How high could MARA possibly go in the next week?

>>25327970
Yeah. They should just shut up and believe in the banana republic tier results and methods. Who cares that the electronic voting machines weren't secure and no one can produce a list of the chain of custody.

>>25328011
>world getting throughoughly assfucked by the 2008 crisis
>must be Obama
How more retarded can this board get

>>25328088
Which one are you /smg bros ?

>>25328088
I'm not racist or anything but niggers aren't people

>he's not holding at least 150,000 shares of PUGE

You ever completely pussy out and turn your naked options into straddles?

Now is the time to pump if any CEOs or portfolio managers want to get epic bonuses for their stock performances. I'm surprised I'm not hearing anything about buybacks or stock splits this week.

>>25328075
Why wouldn't you sell is the correct question

>>25328141
Depends on how much they're done with that 200m offering.

>>25328158
>Reeeeee

>>25328175
Neither are incels

>LRCX
>KLAC
>AMAT
>ASML

why is nobody talking about them? everybody is hyping tech but they ignore those stocks

>>25327833
I'm going to eat a bagel now so we can have had the exact same day

>>25328158
>>25328084
>>25328088
did you fuckers even read the top line of the image?

>>25328141
Depends on how high they'll let it go. Looks like mara going down right now is because of dilution. They did mention they were buying more antminers a day or two ago no? Dilution is how they pay for them. On the 9th their shares outstanding went from 52 to 63 million.
They have an opportunity to just dilute all the way back down to 1 dollar a share.

>>25328084
Okay..? And Trump didn't?

>>25328129
whether the company is actually fucked or the market just thinks it's fucked, the biggest opportunities are companies the market thinks is dead but are actually okay (like GME in September), insider buying is also cool

most of the time I use finviz and openinsider but sometimes I end up on EDGAR directly

>>25328236
>from election day to inauguration
>November 2008 to January 2009
Gee, what occurred in that time period?

>>25328149
Based machine says donkey man got highest number, highest number win. No, you can't check how we got highest number- just accept that machine is correct you smelly rural retard.

>>25328227
Imagine being so gay you don't want to fuck this Goth cutie when she's tired from work and needs a big old helping of dick.

>>25328227
Where the FUCK can I find a cute goth nypho to tie me down and rape me multiple times per day

>>25327854
Where the fuck do I move bros, I speak English and Portugeuse and have American and Brazilian Passports. Both countries are nigger infested corrupt shitholes. Were the /jp/ weevs right all along? Should I just start learning Japanese and start planning a career as an English teacher in 3-4 years

Why did it drop during Obama's last year tho?

>>25328088
Yeah and then Trump fucked up the entire economy, now small businesses are bankrupting left and right, unemployment skyrocketing, and then he had the audacity to cut snap benefits during his term too. Dude literally just screwed the lower class and gave us this fucking socialist workers unite revolt. Look everywhere it's all fucking progressivism everywhere. His trickle down tax cuts basically just lined the pockets of his corporate friends while the American people starved. Now his friends in the senate won't even cut a check for 2 grand to the people who are actually hurting from his failed leadership unless he gets his way with section 230, section 8 is hitting capacity man.

>>25328191
>Democrat senate just means huge stimulus + infrastructure.
Yeah bro keep telling yourself that. Get ready for austerity and a bear market.

>>25327705
Bros answer pls

I'll even post a chinese girl cartoon

>>25328323
Just move to Florida

>>25328323
>Were the /jp/ weebs right all along?
Yes.

>>25328227
GOD DAMNIT I'LL TAKE HER IF HE DOESN'T FUCKING WANT HER

>>25328346
Shut the fuck up baggie.

>>25328358
PLTR deported Mexicans and tracks dissidents. Also tracks who gets the coof. Very good buy sir do the needful.

>>25328346
Antivax bitch boi

>>25328408
He's not wrong

>>25328172
Let's be honest, there are no bears in this thread. There are bulls, and then there are degenerate options gamblers who would lose everything if the market went down 30%.

>>25327520
Remember, only the media and the circus show surrounding Biden have called him the president.

>>25328422
Based company I see, it deserves my money thanks for shill fren

>>25327854
>move to Mexico

>30% capital gains tax
>30% corporate tax

No thanks, I'll move to Canada and put all my TFSA money into syrup manufacturers

>>25328088
>Nah Obama gave us the bull run of all time dont play that shit black men stay winnin
When will niggers stop being a burden on society? We would have a balanced budget if Lincoln sent you all to haiti

>>25328355
They'll raise taxes and inhibit growth. Obama raising taxes during the recession is exactly why the recovery from the great recession was so slow. It was like choking an infant.

>>25328436
Except he is. Dems would have done the same shit with corona. Wait until the senile old biden is in office.

>>25328491
Based and true

>>25327645
>half the country brainwashed

Anon, I don't think you get out much. Even my left leaning friends know it was rigged. Just because the narrative is being displayed that way, doesn't make it fact. Psy ops are powerful and you are falling victim to it.

>>25328491
Lol all the namefags are the biggest incels

>>25328360
I live in Texas now its basically the same thing except Florida has even more Brazilians (I moved to America to get away from them)
>>25328365
This morning I started studying hiragana. I WILL escape the n(j)ew world

>>25328053
>Not that any of you assholes code
It's true.

>>25328054
The fact that they were connected to the internet does not mean that tampering occurred. My main point though was that the only basis for these accusations is the word of some fucking random who showed up in a town hall meeting and I've found no further evidence supporting his claim, nor the implied tampering

>>25327652
NUMI offering closed yesterday. How did their stock do today with the news lol

Worst advice ever.

>>25328323
To be an English teacher you don't actually need to learn japanese but need a TESOL certificate which will run you about 1500 dollars. Japanese taxation is hefty so about 40% of your income will go to rent and taxes in Japan, but since you are a foreigner if you leave at the end of the year you will get your moni back. I believe foreigners get access to the Japanese healthcare safety net due to the healthcare tax being mandatory, but you can't quote me on that. If you have a bachelor's degree and a TESOL certificate you will teach elementary schoolers basically as a teacher's aide to the actual japanese homeroom teacher, since you exist to teach them basic stuff like numbers and the pronunciation of words.

You work about 20 hours a week so you make a pretty good hourly wage (I think like 600/wk total) considering the light work, but you need to usually take extra work like tutoring kids on the side to make it a decent salary. Of course overall since Japanese salaries are shit you're actually being paid well above where you would for similar work in the Jewish States of Boomerica- where honest work gets you a big fat fuck you and medical bills.

Generally they look more kindly on people with grad degrees who teach highschoolers and sometimes act as aids to college professors.

Obviously Japanese proficiency helps you, but even if you speak Japanese the Japanese will always assume you are a retard who can only speak English.

>>25328549
This is literally you, isn't it?

Again. Can't wait for the Republicans to lose the senate. Well get the rest of the 2000 then

>>25328358
>>25327705
PLTR is a gamble. It heavily depends on the government supplying it with money.

NET seems good. I mean we all know what they do and their numbers look good as well as far as I know.
Sure why not.

>>25328346
I can see why you're a baghodler.

>>25328470
No, the trick is to put all your TFSA money into American equities anyways because those are the only ones that go up
>the 0.86% Canadian holdings is CAD

>>25328543
>Even my left leaning friends know it was rigged
alright, well, they still aren't gonna do anything about it, and neither are (You) or I so same end result

Give me a ticker to dump $50k into 2022 LEAPS that'll make me a multi-millionaire like the GME dude and CLF tranny thanks.

>>25328053
Sauce?

>inb4 a Snopes article debunks this

>>25328627
PLTR

>>25328355
>infrastructure spending

Remember when democrats had a supermajority in the senate in 2009 but couldn't pass a single fucking thing somehow because a group of moderate/blue dogs would always fuck everything up? It's almost like the system is designed so there will always be a "passionate moderate" or 10 to prevent any actual change or things anyone actually wants.

>>25328551
Dude there are only brazilians in the deep south of florida. Just move anywhere west east or north of didney wol.. help havin stronk.

>>25328627
GME still, maybe Momentus if you feel like gambling on a 100 employee SPAC

>buy TGC when it was down 4%
>moons to 32% above opening in AH
wtf

>>25328627
PUGE

uh oh

>>25328508
If Hilldawg was president they wouldn't have made a big deal about the corona virus. They would have made an agreement with the communist party of China and WHO to not make a big deal of the situation. There also wouldn't have been a stock market smoking crack and the recession would have never happened. 1.5% GDP growth is sustainable.

>>25328721
FUCK WHY DIDNT I SELL WHEN IT WAS STILL GREEN.
WE FUCKED UP MARABROS

>>25328721
ASMR_Paula_Official is the ultimate idiot savant, just go with it

>>25328573
NUMI isn't a good stock, way to make a bad comparison.

>>25328560
>JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE HIGHLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO BEING TAMPERED IN A WAY THAT WAS ILLEGAL AND JUST BECAUSE YOU ALLEGE IT HAPPENED DOESN'T MEAN IT HAPPENED
>please no check, though

Things are going to become extremely worse and I will be there to laugh at your gay ass when you ask "how did things become bad and why can't I vote out the 90 year old senator no one likes", you dumb gay nigger.

niggers

>>25328618
Don't speak to what I will and will not do.

See you on the sixth

>>25328721
OH NO NO NO
SELL EVERYTHING

>>25327705
I didn't think NET actually needed shilling.

>>25328470
>move to mexico
>fewer mexicans than in america
>don't have to deal with american stupidity anymore either
>non-citizens cant' own land so dumb chinks get rekt

It sounds like paradise, hombre

>>25328721
Bullish

I have BABA 240$ Calls expiring tomorrow (contract cost = 2.30).

How fucked am I? If it opens up like 5% from some miracle then I'll make tendies.

>>25328581
Thank you fren, enjoy this pain au chocolat

>>25328721
jesus fucking christ run away

>>25328575
How is this for a plan? Finish uni in 2 years and get my CPA, during which I study as much Japanese and store every shekel I earn away. Then go to Japan and teach English until I'm fluent enough to work professionally. From there do translating into english/poortugeuse and hopefully eventually I can work as an accountant for a nip company that does business in the US.

>>25327705
You're using NET's platform right now to post

>>25328820
>go out to enjoy land
>get brutally murdered by cartels

>>25328773
NUMI is the first company to grow mushrooms and extract psilocybin from their grow in Canada. They are working directly with health Canada, have a few different products in various phases and own multiple clinics across the country. The fuck you on about? They have revenue coming in unlike mmed.

>>25328573
Look, the random shills will pop in here and say NOOO BUY SHRMF BUY NUMI BUY COCKS. Look into Compass Pathways if you are interested in where MMEDF could go. Compass has a 2B market cap and only a single molecule. MMEDF has 4+. Or you could do your own DD and stop buying what someone shills you because theres a pepe or an anime girl next to it.

>>25328779
>33k buying power
>109k invested
>up 76%

Robin hood's charts confuse me. So you have about 142,000 or what?

>>25328826

Why not just go to the casino at this point?

Is NET a good stock to wheel?

>>25328844
>>25328761
>>25328785
Do newfrens not know about Paula?

>>25328779
Sugoi. So veiny. Wowowow.

>just bought another 200 MARA
>average cost $12 now
Am I going to make it

>>25328851
Sounds like you have a plan. Just hope the new prime minister continues to advocate for immigrants to replace the japanese.

>>25328820
>He hasn't seen the cartel videos...

Annon I...

>>25328573
>>25328868
I looked at the offering, weren't they buying shares for 90 cents, which was below the 1 dollar share price?

Guys, where do you trade binary options at?

>>25328754
>There also wouldn't have been a stock market smoking crack
Yeah, If Trump hadn't won 2016, I think the US economy would have already entered a stagnant period. Trump represented a lot of exuberance and hope. With him gone I think the fun days of gambling will be over.

>>25327833
>pretend to wfh with 40k to save after living expenses
>stocks up 70k
It's been a good year, bros

>>25328820
>move to mexico
>take bliss in being surrounded by fewer mexicans
>establish a life there
>meet a qt mexican gf and wed her
>work hard for years to make outsized gains on investments so that you're left with a ton of money after paying the 30% capital gains tax
>become a respected member of your community
>buy a vacation home in Cancun with a private marina for the yacht
>get gunned down by a cartel in the street mistaking you for a rival drug dealer because they had no idea anybody could become wealthy legitimately in mexico

Where do I sign up?

>>25328053
That's not really proof of anything as 98% of codemonkeys are retards, most don't even know what long or sign on an int is

>>25328973
Any computer should work.

Buying 35k aitx at open fuck it. I won't miss out on this one.

>>25328871
I mean, it's not a lot of money that I'm messing with. But I should probably stop and stick to boomer ETFs, because I'm checking the price every second of the day like a degenerate.

>>25328868
Cmps is the only ticket I haven't sold yet

>bought numi at 56 sold at 218
>bought MMED at 1.21 sold at 5.07

I'm looking to re enter both but at a much lower cost. Almost jumped back into numi today but I want sub a dollar.

>>25328926
Honestly if they close off immigration before I make it I won't even be mad because it will mean the Japanese people will retain control of their country. If I do get in I will become a Japanese ultra nationalist because that is what Hitler and Mishima would want me to do.

>>25328933
>le videos

Mexicans took over towns with their guns, put corrupt cops under citizens arrest and shot at corrupt Mexican soldiers that tried to stop them when they were purging cartelistas. Mexico will be a better country than the USA in 30 years and whiter too and the people aren't gay coward middle class suburbanoids who say "well maybe he cheated and maybe he didn't but even though I spent 4 years saying the other guy cheated now I believe cheating is impossible lol" and then they wonder why everything keeps getting worse.

America is a doomed country because it is populated by Americans.

>>25328962
68 cents

>>25327645
Imagine being this retarded.
Imagine gerrymandering half the countries districts to your favor, undermining the black vote, destroying half the postal system, handing out stimmy checks with your name on them and then still losing the election.
Imagine stacking the courts with your polical appointees, replacing any official department heads with yes-men, suing everything that moves post-election, and then still losing any and all disputes.

Lmao, be happy that 4chan literally memed an orange retard into the presidency in the first place, it was never meant to last.

>>25328973
all options are binary, either it goes up or it goes down

>>25328864
NUMI has literally done nothing.

>>25329000
Not only does mexico have a burgeoning middle class but the drug shit literally happens in the border areas near the USA, so ironically the country gets worse as you get closer to the creeping cancer that is Burgerland. Imagine that.

I think I have an ear infection

OPEN AP THE FACKIN FUTES MARKET

>>25327705
Buy Palantir in February once the IPO share lockup expires and the other 80 percent of shares come on sale, dip might be deep.

>>25328868
I forgot to mention I also hold shrm avg of 57cents. It hit a dollar but I didn't sell. Waiting for a bit bigger gain on that one. Should see more movement once they re open the Canadian side to trading

>>25329059
yea but you're a big gay faggot

>>25329077
>he doesn't know about the middle income trap that mexico is falling into

Anon I...

>>25329130
This guy fucks, very based

>>25329038
The Japanese are not ultranationalists, the PM and the LPJ have been moving towards more immigrants for a while. It is doubtful they would 'close borders', as there is widespread knowledge in China that the Chinese-induced collapse of the USA means many skilled white people are looking for a non-retarded country. Most likely you'll see China and Japan doing to the USA what the USA used to do and brain draining it until only retarded leftists remain.

>>25329056
Yeah, anyway I read the article and I was pretty sure that would have downward pressure on the sale price. I guess maybe the deal was concluded when the stock price was lower, or something.

>>25329059
Imagine not knowing what gerrymandering is and then posting this gay shit. Back to red dit, WSBnigger.

> Tfw picking up MFA 10 $4c 1/15

Can’t believe it’s this cheap

>>25329099
You missed another Tinny meltdown last night. Apparently he gambled on weekly GME calls again and he is now at an all time low. lol

Are we still holding gme? To 30? To 100?

>>25329020
Im in long so I have no intention of selling any time soon. I believe MMEDF could easily see 40$/share one day. Sooner rather than later. Seems to be a lot of people swinging this one but Im not one for timing the market. Cant wait for uplisting. Lots of hoodies foaming at the mouth trying to get in.

>>25328912
Someone bought 100k worth of 01/15/2021 14c before close and I doubt that would be a sell in a red day like today.

>find a company that's giving its dividend the next day
>buy shares
>get the dividend
>sell shares
>find a company that's giving its dividend the next day
>repeat
exponential wealth growth
You're welcome, tards

>>25329177
yes

You did buy CLF puts above 14.60 today right? It's going back under 14, just like every other time.

>>25328869
>So you have about 142,000 or what?
No, 109k total. 33k is sitting in cash. Another 10k is tied up in a covered put for QLD

>>25328894
eThots fear The Portfolio.

>>25329085
I think I have revitiligo
Let’s go to the urgent care together together

>>25329177
I'd start getting out of the position once the short ratio begins to approach 3-5 days

>>25328883
She’s the bringer of bad luck and fortune. I knew shit would go down when I saw her appear on my stock I hold

Is GEVO dead did i get shilled on?

>>25329205
you have to own the stock for a period of time. also the stock loses value when a dividend is pending... so yeah. no.

>>25329205
Big brain moves

>>25328933
>he thinks the cartels randomly attack irrelevant citizens without provocation or direct involvement with their business

I bet you worship stock market crayon astrology.

ITT crazy headlines we might be reading at the end of 2021.
>GameStop joins S&P as world's 5th most valuable company after pivoting to the pet food industry

>>25329068
Did you not read what he posted. I just had to fact check it because it seemed pretty impressive compared to some of the shit shroom stocks out there. It's all confirmed.

>completed the first legal extraction of Psilocybe mushrooms in Canada by a public company for research and development purposes
>Numinus Wellness Announces National Expansion with Acquisition of Montreal-Based Mindspace Wellbeing, a Full-service Well-being Organization and Pioneer in Psychedelic Programming

But anon says they've "literally" done nothing. OK budd

>>25329226
didn't buy puts but I did sell and it seemed like a lot of other anons were also talking about selling
wouldn't be surprised if most of the thread is out of CLF or at least trying to swing it

>>25329227
Scoops how long have you been investing?

>>25329174
I find it hilarious that Tinny has been in GME almost the exact same amount of time I have and he's managed to LOSE money

Guys, I've been holding UUUU for about a week and I noticed something, the stock has been doing a thing, so I studied the thing and I think I found something interesting.

>>25329168
The deal was announced when the stock was trading around 75 cents.

>>25329255
>also the stock loses value when a dividend

Checked, can you explain this? Is it just because retained earnings is decreasing with the paying out of dividends or other kinds of capital return?

>>25329248
Every memestock is dead.

>>25329285
It's such an easy stock to swing trade now.

>>25329278
Those aren't actual big deals.
The main issue with NUMI is that it is basically a sympathy play.
It goes up when the sector goes up, but it doesn't really contribute to the sector's movement.

>>25329277
>Carbon-Ion batteries replace Lithium batteries for good, lithium stonks crash to 0, COUV buyers all multi-billionaires
Buy COUV!

>>25329227
I don't want to get the coof please scoops make it go away ;_;

>>25329277
>Bank of America closes trading desk after record breaking $5B loss in Gamestop short position
>Melvin Capital shareholder lawsuits succeed, liquidating the fund

>>25329277
>S&P reaches yearly high of 56.2

>>25329183
>40 dollars a share
>200 billion market cap

Keep dreaming

>>25329323
I'm guessing the price action was moving too quickly for the dealmakers behind the scenes at the time.

>>25329315
Bullish

>>25329327
just do some research homeboy

https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/091015/how-dividends-affect-stock-prices.asp#:~:text=After%20the%20declaration%20of%20a,stock%20price%20is%20reduced%20accordingly.

>>25329315
I like my tea leaf lines more

>>25327474
I invested in fucking EQ. Lost 9 dollars and then sold. Fuck that shit.

ARKK gains are back on the menu bros

>>25329173
I have been looking at this. What has this primed to rise?

>>25329277
>Dow and S&P up 50% for the year, dollar now worthless!

>>25329277
>Breaking: Lizard Overlords admit losing control and promise to set the simulation back to 2012

>>25328820
im going back there in a week to visit, but no way would i ever go back to live in that shithole. You would have to live in the vilest, darkest part of atlanta or mississippi before you got anywhere to the same level as a good part of mexico

>>25328641
Democrats are austerity fiends on the same level as the Republicans, neither party believes in spending $$$ on infrastructure

Its way easier to hand it to private interests and privatize everything

>>25329278
Damn sure havent done anything for my portfolio.

>>25329401
>falling for the ark meme

ngmi

>>25329345
>first ever to legally grow and extract psilocybin
>Doesn't contribute to the sectors movement.
BIG brain over here

>>25329401
Please be true. I got some on the dip. Mommy cathie can save me...

>>25329043
US is doomed because its being populated by all the rejects and losers from Latin America and the only thing politicians care about is appealing to demographics. But not white demograhics. thats a no no

>>25329043
No, the Cartels terrorise the population and brutually tortuture and kill anyone who gets in their way, even if they may be innocent.

Not to mention vigilantism. It's completely devoid of law and order. Why anyone would want to live there is beyond me.

>>25329452
white people are moving to Mars as it gets critical so we're fine.

>>25329380
Holy shit we did the same thing. This means the stock can literally only go up, right?
IF it doesn't I will nail my dick to the wall.

>>25329370
That's a fair guess. I'm glad they held off on closing the deal until the rsi cooled off a bit and it started to level out. Sucks for those already in that it dropped more as it was leveling out but what can you do.

>TIFFANY TO BE DROPPED FROM S&P 500 || ENPHASE ENERGY SET TO JOIN S&P 500

>>25327520
so whens the civil war, literal normies are talking about it now

Holy shit we're gonna hit BTC $30K this week

MNXXF folks. we will make 6 figures soon.

>>25329435
You bought the top

What’s the future prognosis on UUUU? Is current range too high of a buy-in? Obviously I could’ve gotten in a month or two ago and regret my apprehensiveness.

>>25329523
people keep mentioning the 6th so I guess it's the 6th

Gunna buy more Cameco over 4U

>>25329487
>he thinks they will let white people escape

>>25329537
It's bracing itself for a moon mission as we speak.

>>25329537
Believe in the UUUU that believes in UUUU!

>>25329583
is that david hogg?

>>25329277
>Death toll continues to rise after Emperor Elon of the Principality of Tesla drops a Colony on Afirca "They shouldn't have bullied me about my hair line" he exclaims

>>25329436
how can you say that when they're destroying 99.5% of ETFs

>>25329514
Based, im holding ENPH, time to buy more

>>25329560
>keep mentioning the sixth

Anon, do you not know what is going on?Are you not going to be there? Are you a commie bastard?

>>25329583
>(((they)))
>let
Nobody's asking your permission, Shlomo.

>>25329569
is this still a buy???

>>25329438
I'm sorry, but what does that actually do?
Synthetic psilocybin already exists through CMPS.
Do they have studies?
Do they actually own anything?

Oh shit reality check, they don't do shit. They have only announced a trial for a study back in November. They are behind.

This isn't breaking news by the way, you can easily identify this by their chart lagging behind, indicating people jumping in when the other parts of the sector are successful, mostly due to it being a cheaper stock.

Sympathy play.

>>25329528
I sold at 23k

>>25329368
We are in the beginning stages of clinical testing on compounds that are already showing signs of revolutionizing the way we treat certain disorders and conditions. If nobody ever dreamed big we would still be in the stone age retard.

>>25329487
>implying the mars colony isn't just going to be a giant slave project

>>25327520
Is this another cope or is it for real this time?

SRAC mooning AH im cool with this

>>25329434
I hate boomers.

>>25329680
>$200B
>for a shroom farm
Every day feels more and more like the year 2000

>>25329622
And all because of TSLA and BTC, looking forward to them getting assblasted by 99.5% of ETFs as soon as the reversal starts and their positions are too illiquid to get out of

>>25329702
Implying the Earth isn't already a Jewish slave project

Good morning I hate market makers.

>>25329536
Jokes on you I didnt buy at all. I like money.

>>25329667
sometimes a wise decision at the time seems foolish in retrospect. I only didn't sell because I forgot I had money in it.

>>25328346
thanks for the reasons to fuck you from now on i guess

>>25329751
god I NEED a jewish gf

>>25329713
If the Vigoride launch in January goes smoothly we could hit $50 early next year. We're not even near the moon yet.

Fun fact! You could launch 4 Fervorides on Starship, and they'd have the dV budget to go almost anywhere in the solar system!

>>25329590
What makes you say that? Just chart reading or is this about the commodity bull?

>>25329077
Lol. Imagine being that retarded. Sure dude, Mexico city is fucking paradise.

Guys watch aitx tomorrow.

>>25329733
Its capitalism dawg, not jews

Everything is a commodity, extract until you die or the world runs dry

>Mexicans took over towns with their guns, put corrupt cops under citizens arrest and shot at corrupt Mexican soldiers that tried to stop them when they were purging cartelistas.

Holy shit you truly have nigger knowledge. The <<cartels don't mess with you if you don't mess with them>> is the most imbecile thing I've read here. To set an example, there is a thing called, "impuesto de guerra", which is basically extorsion but the cartels really don't give you chances. So if you put a very very small shop selling 5 oranges daily, they will come and tell you<< I need x amount for the "protection" of other gangs>>, which is BS, if you don't pay, they will come for you.

Corrupt cops never get under citizen arrest, are you retarded. They work for the cartel nigger, why would you touch an asset of a cartel

t. Spic from honduras, violents cartel style gangs MS13 MS 18 but they are not as violent as those cartel niggers

In conclusion you are a nigger

>>25329790
Yeah. We're getting fucked by jews on the daily, it'd be nice to return the favor once in a while.

>>25329797
how about B O T H ?

>>25329819
>capitalism
>which is run by jews

>>25329794
That would be nice.

I’m up $400 just learning. This is good yes?

What are the odds CLF goes up again tomorrow? It’s the day before New Years and this market typically isn’t kind to stocks after they’ve had a good day.

Baidu will tank tomorrow, r-right bros?

>>25329894
How about 13.50

>>25329875
No faggot you're supposed to lose money and shitposts while coping hard.

>>25329875
you're better at this than Warren Buffett, Anon.

>>25329832
>honduras

Your existence is being the mexico to mexico's mexico, squatamala. I believe your opinions on mexicans are based largely on the same small man syndrome that mexicans have towards americans, rather than the actual truth of mexico being a rising economy with brown girls.

Also there are only 1 million blacks in mexico, while there are 50 million of them in America.

Why did chainlink detach from bitcoin? Also, what is happening with bitcoin? I've never been a crypto guy so I have no idea what's going on in that world.

>>25329583
Why do they always think they can just get away with it? Every time they either end up kicked out or killed. I wish the holocaust was real.

>>25329840
>>25329790
>>25329751
>posts Ben's sister

Kek, I met her.

>>25329875
It's good until a red day happens and suddenly you're down and wishing you had sold. Then you do sell and then it rebounds the next day and you curse your weak hands.

>>25329866
If it were run by Jews then Israel would've had its ultrazionist war of extermination against Iran et. all

>>253298332
Do they mess with tourists?

>>25328837
That's a chocolatine, bro

>>25329943
Mommy Cathie said bitcoin goes up so I bought Bitcoin and it went up 40%

Thanks mommy

>>25329764
Holding crypto is the most stressing shit out there, you have to check it constantly, it can drop over 30-40% while you fucking sleep (Ripple fags know what I am talking about).

>>25329713
I'm not, I keep wanting to buy back in but it never dips low enough.

>>25329971
It’s all safe plays. I’m playing it safe and scaling up

>>25330004
Cryptofags keep whining about volatility but Bitcoin is literally less volatile than Gamestop

>>25329972
The Iranian-Israeli war hasn't happened because there isn't enough support within Israel. Iran itself is a quasi-socialist state and before the ascent of Menachem Begin the state of Israel spent all day dickriding their big brothers the Soviets while being sad because the Soviets didn't like them at all. The decline of Jews from 90% to 75% of Israel's population means the arab-socialist coalition is powerful while Likud is weaksauce since the secular conservatives and religious conservatives hate each other due to the religious conservatives being niggers who just want welfare to not work and have 10 kids each, which will eventually overpopulate jewland with people who do nothing but kvetch and eat.

The political will for war with Iran doesn't exist, Israel can barely scrounge up enough jews to invade lebanon anymore.

>>25330004
Just set a stop limit?

>>25329943
Chainlink is a scam to fund Sergay's pockets. Dollar is kill, so some are hedging with bitcoin. Bunch of investment banks have insane price targets for it like 500k and so.

>>25330000
Thanks for the explanation anon.

1. when is the crash
2. when will we be able to re-enter
jan 5
never

>>25329713
my fucking 80k SPAC account went sideways all day

These are gonna print tomorrow

>>25330000
checked and bless mommy cathie

>>25330051
2020 is bizarro world, crypto crabs and BTC does a sad 6x from march to present while TSLA is like 40x. "Boomer stocks" is a dead meme, people outside of stocks on /biz/ lost money trying to turn 1000 into a million on pajeet scams.

>>25329636
>>25329636
Cmps is going to be dealing with the fda, and I hope it works out for them but that is still up in the air.

NUMI is directly working with health Canada as we speak. They have a few ongoing studies. one is finishing end of q2. I already posted one of the few locations they OWN that is actively treating patients at 7k for their sessions. If you look into the earnings to that one building alone it brings in heavy revenue. NUMI is acquiring the clinics and buildings while their study continues

You can keep repeating they don't do shit but that doesn't make it true.

>>25330091
Should of diversified the contracts it’s comfier

>>25329713
I feel kinda stupid for buying at 16.00 bag holding for a while then selling at 17, thinking they would dip to 14s again

>>25328179
i'm not a giant faggot so no i'd rather go -100% than do that

>>25330061
you can´t keep your coins in an exchange, if you keep it in the exchange wallet, the exchange wallet technically owns your coins. If some shit happens they can just take your coins

>>25330091
Are you the same faggot that bought puts on UUUU?

>>25329875
yes. Keep your wits about you and you should do just fine. My first year was this year and I made 100% of what I put in back.

>>25330055
Yes, but if Israel had global hegemony as the center of 'Jewish Power' in the world then they'd just use America/EU to exterminate their sworn enemies

Instead they're a weakass state built on posturing and apartheid

>>25330051
it is until it isn´t

MNXXF.
Largest and finest manganese reserve in North America.
CEO sold shares so that he could exercise for more.
Two board members are related to the head of battery development over at Tesla.
Positive mining samples are going to be released in the upcoming weeks.
New processing and refining processes are in development is in the works. Don't ask me how I know
Now is the time to buy

>>25330149
No, I hold UUUU

NEW
>>25330204
>>25330204

Should I sell extremely deep in the money options and then use the premium to leverage up on something insane amounts?

>>25330000
Quads confirm, but only if you reply to that post with

Thanks mommy

>>25330149
>buying puts on UUUU

>>25329794
>>25329713
>>25330077
>Srac mooning after hours

Always happens.

>>25330199
The israeli elites aren't as relevant as the judeo-american financial elites which are more obviously in your face, familiar names like Soros come to mind besides the Goldman Sachs banking complex. Turn a stone in a bank and you find a jew, being in denial about the jewish role in corporate capitalism while expecting us to wage glorious war against capitalism is ignorant.

>>25329971
>Kek, I met her.
Is she nice? Does she smell nice? Are they real?

>>25330308
>Does she smell nice?
It's a kike m8

>>25330000
>>25330222
Checked
Thanks mommy

>>25330308
>>25330341
She didn't smell, she was wearing a hat and a dress. Big milkers. Goes by the name of Roth rather than Shapiro, her husband's name is Roth.

>>25330341
Ya but I actually like her, she gets put in a Rapunzel tower that I visit every now and then after DOTR

>>25328721
you all called her stupid for buying GME at 12 after the earnings dump shit almost doubled in like 2 days
fucking kys

>>25329289
Just a little over 4 years