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Think military, oil rigs, farm work. I want to move the fuck away from scotland or even the uk. What are some jobs that will accept most anyone and let me move away from this hellhole.

For the record i have looked into the military and dont think theyll let me near a gun due to mental illness. I would happily work on a farm or oil rig but almost all ask for previous experience.

My work history is mostly made up of bar/restaurant jobs and security (night-club/events). My education is in art & design. I also studied music business. I have basic maths, english qualifications.

I would really appreciate some suggestions anons. I really want to work in art, but i also really am sick of being hungry and living somewhere it rains every single fucking day.

>> No.25223074

Get a working visa and go to Australia work on the farms for two years you’ll meet new slutty European backpackers daily

>> No.25223170

>>25223074
I want to do this. But everywhere i looked wanted farm hand experience first and a lot was voluntary. Can you suggest any companies to apply with?

>> No.25223207

>>25223015
>went to artschool
well, there's a profitable way to get the best out of that, just draw gay antroshit and sell it on the internet. It will kill your remaining soul, but coombrains doesn't care about aesthetics or quality so you can do a lot of commissions with low effort

>> No.25223290

>>25223207
>went to artschool
No i fucking didn't. I got a BTECH in art & design at technical college and went straight to work after. I have spent most of my free time working on art. If i had gone to art school maybe i would have friends and have gotten laid.

I have been putting an etsy shop together for my prints and books i have made. Do you think there is any money to be made this way?

I know i can make some change, but not enough to migrate

>> No.25223312

>>25223015
>>25223015
Build a wooden boat and sail to the Baltic and coast of Russia to spread your seed like your noble ancestors. Forget anything else.

>> No.25223738

>>25223015
oil & gas.
flight attendant
military (lol)
backpacker juggler

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>>25223290
>BTEC

>> No.25223858

>>25223312
i could do this but wouldnt i need to also sail it?

>>25223738
juggler it is

>>25223752
:'(

>> No.25224089

>>25223015
if you can scrape a few grand together you'd do worse than get your boat tickets - start with day crew, which is about £300 and work up from there as far as your money will take you - a good boat drive, especially if your congenial and a good laugh can earn any tourist spot - obv not the ideal time for that, the the kung flu will end and the travel industry will return, when it does youll be living in the cayman islands driving a dive boat and getting pissed with rich americans every day - you wont make a fortune, but youlll have a fun life, and if you get the right billet, can make some good contacts too.

>> No.25224119

>>25223015
scotland is awesome, faggot. assuming you are an actual scot and not some nigger who was implanted there, you should stay and help keep your culture intact.

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>>25223290
I was trolling you but I was trying to make a point that stems from my own bitter realization that you have to be extremely lucky and enthusiastic get a well paid art job unless you make porn. If you don't want to fuck yourself completely, keep art as a recreational stuff, bonus points if you make an extra buck out of it, but never rely on that primarily unless you're fucking Dalí incarnate.
If you have a bachelor degree in a tech school and you're not a complete tool, you might try to get familiar with CAD and 3D render in general and try to find a relevant job at a company that uses 3D in their sales process and whatnot (companies dealing with interior architecture and shit like that).
Or just ditch design and go full engi. There's always a demand for engineers.

>> No.25224491

>>25224089
>if you can scrape a few grand together
I cant. Thats what the job is for.
What is a boat ticket?
I have looked into becoming a deckhand but this requires an apprenticeship or some serious nepotism.

>>25224119
Scotland is the armpit of europe. The idea that it has any remaining culture is laughable.

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>>25224417
Pic related. I have no inherent issue with living modestly. I would rather this than do something im not good at.
I really dont want to go into engineering. This isnt a career advice thread. Im simply looking to find something that will help me leapfrog to another country or get out of my current living situation.

Im happy with what im working on otherwise.

>> No.25224736

>>25223015
what is that cute animal and where can I pet it?

>> No.25224783

>>25223015
Appa?

>> No.25224822

>>25224736
Baby Highland cow.
I guess you could google for a farm that breads them and send an awkward email asking to snuggle one. Depends on the country you live in i guess though.

>>25224783
Sorry?

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>>25223015
Can you elaborate why do you want to get out of scotland?
Always seems so comfy and beutiful, but i guess the grass is always greener

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>>25224822
>Baby Highland cow
dear god, these are cutest things ever!

>> No.25224915

>>25224842
There are very few opportunities here. Its almost all service industry. I dont like the culture, the politics or my prospects, it most certainly isnt comfy.
Its grim and dismal. The weather is atrocious. There is a reason the life expectancy is lower than iraq.

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>>25224888
Bruh you have no idea. They play like puppies.

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