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My dad works at Bitcoin, he said that Chainlink only dumped because the McRib was made available nationwide.
Did he really eat that many McRibs?
Napkin math says that is like 4 million McRibs per week.

>> No.25181578
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25181578

>>25181537
Wait, the McRib is back?

>> No.25181593

>>25181537
They’ve tried to hide it but it’s true, ever noticed how link only pumps when the McRib is unavailable? Fudders accumulating and trannies will try and get you to believe it’s Big Macs but insiders like your dad know the truth

>> No.25181628

>>25181537
YOUR MCRIBBIN ME

>> No.25181637

>>25181537

Overated shitburger don't be a corpo slave free your mind

>> No.25181647

finally someone is talking sense

>> No.25181688

>>25181537
This checks out,
Quadratically if you extrapolate the Bitcoin Mean traditionally throughout the controlled McRib explosion of the Cambrian era you'll notice a uptick in wallets and wallet numbers used to carry the pre sediment layers of tectonic. At least the ones that were not covered by massive McRib sauce flows. This event that we can call "The Bitcoin Stranding" revolves around a single entity, or Token. The "extinction entity" or EE. These EEs seem to fucking love McRibs.

>> No.25181695
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25181695

>>25181537
You gotta be ribbin me....

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>>25181637
For me it's the McChicken, but it would seem that Sergey is a pork man.
I used to get free McChicken sauce when I went to clown town, (three full packets) now with Covid they took the best part away from me. No one even calls me three for free anymore.
What's the point bros?

>> No.25181978

>>25181537
Literal US school cafeteria tier “meat”

>> No.25181988

>>25181950
At last the conclusion to a great saga

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>>25181695
Shut up

>> No.25182067

>>25181688
it's like a retard wrote the way he thinks smart people write, kek

>> No.25182085

yrupoor (germany) here
can some americlap explain the hype over mcribs to me?
this shit is available here 24/7 all year long

>> No.25182229

>>25181950

10/10

>> No.25183188

>>25181978
Sometimes you don't want wagyu beef.
Sometimes you just wanna cram garbage into your food hole.
Like when buying Shitcoins.

>> No.25184273

>>25181537
Wait is this true?

>> No.25184351

>>25184273
Yeah, the McRib is back, but hard to find anywhere. Seems like Sergey is off Big Macs for now.

>> No.25184392

>>25182085
McRib is McDonald's way of regulating pork prices. When the price of pork tanks, McDonald's saves the industry by buying up as much pork as it can and brings back the sandwich. Pigfarmers love McDonald's.