/biz/ - Business & Finance

Merry Christmas /smg/. Buy UNFI, GME, SRAC, and KTOS!

I only cum in cunny

>he doesn't believe in UTZ

>3rd world closet anon here
>my roof is leaking for 20 hours straight again and i cant sleep

this is my gift from fucking god. fuck god. god perfectly makes my life shit and follows me around and makes everything suck. FUCK GOD

Xth for hedgies spending $23000 to earn a token that is kept on a privately managed public digital ledger.

You guys realise you will never have any major impact on the world like Bill gates or Jeff bezos no matter how good you are at the market so why even live?

>>25143618
i believe
on another note, my wife is having trouble cooking prime rib, it's still too rare. but my twice baked potatoes and deconstructed green bean casserole are perfect and now getting cold as she puts the roast back in to the oven for the third time. she went to culinary school.

IF BTC goes to 30k

MARA & RIOT is going to get massive institutional money coming in ;).

It's already starting with RIOT. Blackrock and Vanguard going in.

>>25143666
Sir I see that cunny line in that photo and you have some explaining to do

>>25143631
stocks for this feel?

>>25143699
smith and wesson

hold the phone. PSTH is a spac at $26, but opened at $24? What jewery is afoot here? My immediate thought was that im not buying a spac that has aleady 2.5x’d but if its still so new...fuark

>>25143666
The oven probably isn't calibrated properly to the temperature, do you have an external oven thermometer?

>>25143638
There is a Net Asset Value, you can look up whether the shares are at a premium or discount to NAV on the etf's website.
For example ARKG cost $105.21 but the expert valuation folks believe all its holdings are really worth $104.99.
https://ark-funds.com/arkg

>>25143645
Speak for yourself. I’ve made £1.5 million currency speculating since I graduated from Christ Church college, Oxford University, economics and management two years ago. I’m a millionaire at 23. And I’m only going up. Cant wait to short the British pound like fuck when this shithole banana county inevitably collapses in 10 years. I’ll make the ERM debacle look like a simple misunderstanding. Currently working as an analyst for G&S in the city once I make VP I’m leaving for a hedge fund. Then I’ll make my own with my industry contacts. I only come on here to give the occasional bit of advice to the genuinely curious and then to laugh at you lot when your shitcoins crash. Looking forward to the next Bitcoin bubble burst.

Can someone explain the relationship between the price of a given ETF and the price of its collective holdings? ETFs only go up in price when there are more buyers and sellers.... and at any give time the price of an ETF may be moving but not its respective holdings.

T. Brainlet interestedd in ARKG and ARKF

>>25142656
Bearish case for UNFI: we all eat the bugs and drink the onions, food industry deleted.

I'm hoping to buy a house in like 3 years if I can find a girlfriend. I've been putting $2k a month into $VOO since March. I see a lot of people say not to do that unless your horizon is like 5 years. I'm already up like $3,500 and I don't think it's likely that I'll wind up down in the end. Even if I wind up down a few grand, it's worth the risk to me, and I don't think it's likely that I'll be down more than $5k at most compared to if I left in a savings account. Is this really that bad of an idea?

>>25143746
https://www.etf.com/etf-education-center/etf-basics/understanding-net-asset-value

>>25143711
PSTH started at $20. Now at $26.

The bottom is $20 if Bill Ackman doesn't someone to merge with.

Mark my words, it's the biggest sleeping giant in the stock market.

>>25143742
>1 mil
You can't even make a one season 12 episode long anime.
Sad!

>>25143768
It's not a bad idea, just that it was really easy to outpeform the market since March, in the future who knows what will work out. But it's at least better than a savings account, since those essentially make you lose money (opportunity cost, interest below inflation).

>>25143742
how much did you start with
what age did you graduate

>>25143742
Your pretty based about crypto though, Fuck cryptoniggers. I can't wait to see the AAA

>>25143816
All I’m seeing is you coping and seething tbqh.

LONG FNMA YOU BRAINLETS

>>25143742
Is this a copy pasta? It will be now...

>>25143768
If you really need the money in 3 years you might have to sell low.
Instead of looking at the VOO chart look at the S&P 500 chart, you can zoom out further.
There are much safer things that still pay better than nothing, like running the wheel or selling covered calls.

Fuck anime and fuck cunnyfags

>>25143831
£10,000 savings. And I graduated two years ago at 21. Summer of 2018.

>>25143721
nah the oven is fine she just left it in the freezer too long and didn't thaw it long enough. women don't understand planning for the future.

>Fuck anime and fuck cunnyfags

Reply to this post with a ticker and I'll give you a valuation.

>>25143888
Haha, I think you're actually right! The amount of times I have to say why didn't you think of this ahead of time is incredible.

>>25143768
Don't be a boomer, get your own individual Roth IRA. Take control of your own investments. You can do better than VOO/SPY.

That's where I fucked up in. SPY is a boomer trap.

>>25143913
uuuu
rycey
bcrx
utz

>it's Christmas Eve and I'm here posting in Fortran

>>25143819
I'm almost +20% and they haven't even announced a target yet kek.

>>25143666
She’s jealous of all the attention you pay to UTZchan, satan

>>25143913
BX
CEO
GPL

>Fuck anime and fuck cunnyfags

https://voca.ro/1560Y2da8LDV

no more FUD'ing guys pls i cant keep losing my gains

>>25143913
vale
denn

>>25143913
ABXXF

>>25143929
it's a pretty comfy feel

>>25143914
same. she then says "well.... next time" and then guess what happens next time?

>>25143913
RIOT
MARA
BITF.V

>>25143617

kill yourself pedophile subhuman

>>25143913
GT(((E)))

>>25143888
Women am I right?

Sometimes you just want to take them and throw them off the stairs in your high rise apartment complex

>>25143952

>>25143591
Based mall OP, great site.

>>25143982
Yikes
Filtered

What is this "Bitcoin" rugpull? Can you even do anything with this shitcoin? Pass.
>I would better follow old option to get profit with Duckdao incubator than take your shittoken

>>25143921
I have a roth ira. I've got a few grand on robinhood that I play around with, but I don't have the risk tolerance for individual stocks in a house fund. I'm worried that VOO is too risky.

UU-UU!

buy BCRX now before it goes past 10

>kill yourself pedophile subhuman

>>25143952
Fuck off losers

>>25144012
beep boop Merry Christmas to you too beep boop

>>25144015
>I'm worried that VOO is too risky.
wat

>>25144015
If you're scared, set stop losses.

>>25143878
>$10k to $1.5mil in 2 yrs
nah

>>25144033
why are you so gay
it's Christmas just stop being gay for one or two days

Opinions on DM?

Is 4.20 too little to tip the Uber eats guy just because it’s Christmas Eve? It’s like $15 worth of food and it’s like 5 blocks.

>>25144018
I was hoping for a dip after macrovoices shillEd about it. Wasn’t meant to be.

Where my leafcucks at
I'll be starting out soon with ~2k CAD on standby, was gonna invest in some US stuff but do you have any based leaf stocks for me?

>>25143913
OPTI

Where do you guys go to learn TA stuff? I'm trying out some basic memelines and moving average crosses, and paying more attention to volume, but I'm still a noob. I lurk Tradingview but there are as many opinions there as there are users.

>>25144059
Yeah bro just 12x your investment two years in a row uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>25144066
https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/quote/DND.TO/

>>25144058
He's never going to get a real lady's attention with that attitude, am I right?

>>25143927
$42

>>25144046
Read my first post. I'm not that worried.

>>25144054
No. I'll keep adding money to robinhood account where I pick individual stocks, but I'm not good at it and I don't want that kind of risk in a house fund. I don't want to be that involved in it either.

>>25144098
>learn ta stuff
we don't because ta is bullshit
just follow the memes

How am I doing ? 1 month of trading

VTI or VBR as an etf to dump 10k in ?

>>25144059
Its easily done. Especially with Brexit volatility. Buy £100,000 of OTC currency forwards and then use a GARCH volatility model to approximate the Gamma. That’s why you use derivatives so you can leverage...You do realise that our buyside market makers clear transactions on currency derivatives (particularly exotic currency swaps) or magnitudes many times that.

>>25144066
make sure you use a TFSA.

>>25144147
You’re doing really well mate keep it up. Keep learning.

>>25144153
VTI

>>25144131
Well, it's your life.

By the time you'll make it, is the time you're too old for do anything fun.

Enjoy you're 70's anon.

>>25144147
if you can pull that off every month. that’d be really good

>>25144201
Nice one mate keep it up. Doing well there.

>>25144066
GSI.V

look at financials and growth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6kk1LjABSw

I'll post it one last time, mainly because I forgot some mentions. Merry Christmas to-
>BILIvers
>NEEts
>all of the pajeet shills posting PnD's
>Streetwalker anon
>RKG
>porta potty anon
>baggie
>anime and cunny posters
>soijak poster
>futures anon
>I got fucked today poster
>incest poster
>cannabro
>anyone who made OC
>3rd world closet anon
>weekly updates archivist
I hope you have a shit Christmas to-
>INTCels
>CLFaggots
>if only I bought x when it was y posters
>leddit crossposters
>lewd Miko poster
>mentally ill KPOP YouTuber
>person who complains about his parents
>anyone who asked about options
>anyone who buys a non-leveraged ETF
>people who like 'real' women
>anons who say to take profits or do DD
>lazy thread bakers
>the divvy investor

>>25144194
Thanks. I'd never take advice from a namefag, but I appreciate your time.

>>25143666
>my wife is having trouble cooking prime rib,
Checked and my wife is making prime rib tomorrow.

>>25144066
>Based
>Canadian

>>25144244
Thanks. And fuck you.

>>25144244
did you just thank yourself alex jones?

>>25144244
My fapping to Miko is the greatest present of all. Along with cup and handle patterns on the 1 minute candles.
>huehue

>>25143913
ET

>>25144244
Based!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvzkOVjSs

15 next week happy Hanukkah goys

>>25144254
it better already be thawed

>>25144168
so how much would you lose if the trade went sideways

>>25144174
I was going to open both a tfsa and a margin account, but now I'm thinking I probably won't get any use out of the margin for a while since I have so little to invest. Your post may have indirectly saved me some headache so thanks

>>25144266
i wanted to say something sir, i don't think all priests molest children, but I wanted to say that this conspiracy about cucks and chuds and the woke black men vs niggers and how i can't understand why... i shouldn't have anything but i still have everything... where do I go? I have everything, want only for safety and health for those i care about... what do I do?
_____

baggie#9999 and BagholderExtrafuckick google usually fills this part out #727

>>25144325
wat

>>25144353
dude don't try to be me... you will never be me.

>dave portnoy starts a restaurant relief fund
>people are trying to get Elon Musk to donate millions to it
Oh boy are they going to see first hand the power of the African Jew

>>25143742
Faggot we need proof
>>25143855
This

>>25144325
Go find your DESIRE and once you find it sacrifice everything to obtain it.

>>25144244
Fucking based Christmas miko poster

>>25144369
Why do you keep dropping fake tripcodes man

>>25144325
>>25144369
please don't forget your tripcode like that baggie, I had to actually look at that post wtf

When do you lose your shares when a covered call ends up in the money? Next business day?

Oh shit

>>25144387
when someone executes it

>>25144294
Yeah this isn't her first rodeo

I can't believe you've done this.

>>25144182
>>25144201
Post your comfiest holds . I wanna go all in on something Monday

reminder to kys TLSfag

>>25144412
What

>>25144320
A lot. You’re leveraged at 1.5x in the U.K. which is crap in comparison to other countries but that’s the nanny state FCA we have. You provide an initial margin. And maintain variation margins if you’re out the money on the option otherwise the brokerage closes the position with LCH (London clearing house) who are the exchange clearing house. They’re acting as counter parties for most GDP forwards now under post 07/08 derivatives market regulation. I’m just fortunate I’ve never been reamed. Either that or I have prodigious skill...Either way it’s a win. GDP/EUR currency pair has given me some crazy wins especially during Brexit extensions. It was a great pair to short.

Respect to Pajeets

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>year in review
My original capital is $6K CAD

>>25144380
i have a gookfu... like half a world away... you're telling me... the broad who did the 2 week quarantine... and has to do the 2 weeker back... i have to kill her to find her... i mean she did have her room mate mail me a christmas present... fucking broad set up a plan behind the scenes so it only occurred on christmas... i uhh... desire wealth beyond anybondies imagination.... i sacrificed over 5 grand this week... now i'll obtain weath... i'll post an 8 digit portfolio and just shitpost along the way. thanks... god bless you and merry fucking whore deliverance day.

>>25144455
>That downward spike
Wew, good to see you're doing well anon

>>25144455
UNFI's legit huh?

>>25144455
What happened in November ?

>>25144415
Short the pound. You’re welcome. Everyone’s expecting an appreciation therefore the banks will take it short to knock everyone off there stop losses by mid day then they’ll take it long again.

>>25144455
>put all his GME profits into UNFI
my sides. bravo. going in on monday, justin hasnt failed me yet

>>25144480
>>25144500
I'm 99% sure the spike is a glitch to do with a stock split

>>25143927
>>25143942
>>25143955
>>25143983
>>25144275
>UUUU
2.54
>RYCEY
2.10
>BX
58.78
>CEO
114.40
>GPL
.783
>VALE
16.49
>DENN
12.66
>GTE
.274
>ET
7.42

>>25144502
would putting most of my gains into a leveraged bank etf be a safe bet for the rest of the next year?

>>25144201
This man made double my bank account in months

>>25144415
MARA is currently my comfiest hold. Sucks to see profit on my shares go from 300%+ to 220% and profit on my LEAPS go from 500%+ to 440%, but I took profit on all of my short term calls and am up over 5k this month solely due to MARA calls. My original plan was to hold till at least mid 2021 and I’m going to stick to the plan.

>>25144244
Based, Merry Christmas to you too miko poster

>>25144377
There’s some trades I made yesterday on one of my brokerage accounts. Made around £2.8k. That was with low volume.

>>25144467
Baggie where did you buy gookfu at? I'm thinking about importing one but I don't think they'll let it happen with Corona going on and all that.

>>25144536
i've lost twice that.... at least we still have bank accounts... gookfu's who love us and drugs.

>>25143774
>To establish a daily NAV, the fund chooses a time, every day, at which to value its assets. For a traditional equity ETF, the NAV is calculated (or “struck”) once all the markets being tracked by the ETF’s index have closed.
So when people say TQQQ resets everyday or whatever, they mean that the fund recalculates what the etf is worth? When TQQQ goes from $145 to $150 the next day its because the fund was recalculated and not because of buyers and sellers? Never really thought about or learned about etfs yet. Thank you for the info.

>>25144506
>UNFI
the problem is, what happens if covid actually gets ""cured"" in 2021
would they have deleveraged in time while they have the cash flow?

>>25144571
I don’t have anything good

>>25144581
Idk Justin said it was good

>>25144535
Depends on the nature of the ETF anon what kind of ETF composition are we talking? Banking stocks? Tech stocks? Commodities stocks? If it’s Tech or Banking stay the fuck out. Tech is way overvalued and has been for months and banking stocks are fucked. Defence stocks with Biden administration. Iran is on the cards.

>>25144581
>the problem is, what happens if covid actually gets ""cured"" in 2021
Not happening in my opinion, they are going to use the new variations as an excuse to keep the trolley going since it benefits so much big boys like Amazon.

>>25144606
Who is this Justin?

>>25144535
whats the idea behind banks booming next year?

>>25144536
you will get lucky anon. i just bought and sold palantir calls at the right time. now i’m trying to find some tickets to hold

How do I avoid the dot com bubble 2.0? Just stick to industrial? Avoid tech?

>>25144617
DOMO Capital, he posts on SeekingAlpha and in the autistic GME coomer secret club

Why did I invest in this piece of shit

>>25144620
BNKU

3x Big Banks

Comfy Hold for 1Q, desu.

>>25144626
Were you shitting yourself the entire time holding?

I bought some vale and clf calls but yup... crabs the second I bought it

>>25144609
i said bank etf in my post. i’m thinking if banks will always get bailed out it’s a safe bet, even if people aren’t able to pay off their loans. and more money in circulation is good? i’m not sure what i’m talking about but i’m feeling banks are safe for the time being

>>25144561
it was like random... i was playing poker at the casino, i had just won one of the biggest pots of my life... i got up from the table.. they had a one hour rule you can leave the table and reclaim your chips in an hour... its a casino 1000 cameras and shit, your chips are safe. so like long story short... i mean they used to have this kinda diner thing at that venue... i get the special, it was beef stroganoff... so i get my plate and i hear his voice... the dude i just took for a ton of money, he's bitching about how he can't make rent. i'm against the booth by my self i turn up and see him on a cell phone bitching.... it made me so sick i threw the plate you're supposed to return and everything in the garbage... i went back to my seat took a few racks to the cage, cashed in. i went outside and had a cigarette... maybe 2... i really got pissed off.

>>25144244
How do I get your attention kieth I want a funny anon name

>>25144639
Bingo. Defensive stocks. Biden administration is lining up the old lot for Iran and other conflicts potentially something with Belarus or maybe turkey. You’ve basically just re-elected neo-liberal dubya instead of neo-conservative dubya.

>>25144444

Don't mind me just checking a get

>>25144639
Even banks took a shit!! Wtf

>>25144606
can't discount the risk that even if UNFI is right, it might not actually pop until after a year of opportunity cost
Justin was too early in GME too

no rush to jump into UNFI yet, the daily MA200 line is just catching up now

>>25144572
No, it just means they change the amouny of leverage each day. When it goes down, they reduce their exposure, when it goes up they increase it, and vice versa.

>>25144670
no why would i. i was making thousands every week. just knew it would stop pumping by the time it would hit a new rounded off double digit.
i could have made 20k off clf calls when it hit 14 2 weeks ago but cashed out just a few days before only profiting 4k. i might get some vale and clf calls in the near future. btw i would be at 80k by now if i held my positions a little longer so don’t fret if you missed out on gains

>>25144736
That's fair, I'm averaging in and only currently at 3%.

>>25144747
It’s calls you can have your gains wiped out in 2 days

>Prof. Biden: I was elected to protec shareholder returns from late night tweets

How much would Waymo be worth if google spun it off? What about YouTube? Audible? Can the Biden administration please get on that?


And why are there no 2hu mobage for iOS?

>>25144683
>i’m thinking if banks will always get bailed out it’s a safe bet,
Do the words Lehman brothers mean anything to you?

>even if people aren’t able to pay off their loans. and more money in circulation is good?
Is nothing to do with that. It’s to do with interest rates and other balance sheet issues. Think about there propensity for money making especially stocks like JP Morgan. Mergers and acquisitions are in the toilet. Every big player sold there banking stocks months ago. Unless you see some kind of fundamental metric that makes them undervalued that I don’t I wouldn’t touch them with a ten foot pole.

>>25144774
i bought 21, 22, and 23 leaps when it was at 9. no way i was going to lose

Do you guys think people bag hold for 20 years?

>>25144669
Fools errand. In my opinion.

>>25144814
There’s people that still hold GME at $60 so ya probably

paypal seems to going up consistantly, is it retarted to go all in?

>>25144274
>cup and handle patterns on the 1 minute candles.
W-we've already evolved from the 1 hour cup and handle? Also, repent
>>25144284
>>25144381
>>25144549
We're all going to make it, elite style :^)
>>25144467
>i sacrificed over 5 grand this week...now i'll obtain weath... i'll post an 8 digit portfolio and just shitpost along the way
Are you going to buy more TSLA puts? Please tell us your Monday game plan(s)
>>25144695
>>25144271
>implying he would ever post K-ON

>>25144561
>>25144689
so i had like like over 5 grand cash in my pocket, and i sat down at a blackjack table.. i played some craps and stuff along the way, but i just sat in for 300 and dealer hits black jack first hand, and started shuffling the shoe... i say i'm hungry, this cute girl is looking broke, and i told her if he does that again im buying you dinner... so he hits black jack, she gets paid out on her match the dealer, and we went to dinner... and then we ate... she prayed before she touched anything... that's how i had knew i found some one on my level... she still prays before every meal... every single time she solemnly prays fuck... well after dinner she invited me to her hotel room, and told her friends they had to leave and then i found her again months later... we exchanged numbers... uhh i uhh don't know what goes through a woman's head to need to go out of her way for valentine's day, but uhh... sometimes you're just genuine and the girl is right there...

>>25144842
No of course not mate buy high sell low it’s the motto of /biz/.

>>25144841
Well they’re about to be rich

>>25144850
next year im buying all of the arks... that's the plan, there's nothing more to it than all natural organic ginger growth

>>25144649
people that buy chink stocks deserve this

>>25144814
>what is a stop loss

bagholding any stonk is for amateurs or fools and those with emotional ties to stocks.

>>25144842

>>25144066
Prontoforms, PFM.V, a software company out of Ottawa that's starting to get big us contracts.
FOOD.TO they sell precut ready food, but you cook it. Yeah you heard that right. Their sales are through the roof

>>25144828
Pretty good Bank holdings. Evenly distributed.

>>25144877
I don’t think you bought stocks online in 1999 think it was over the phone and people learned in books

>>25144581
Huh? What’s the problem? You think they wouldn’t be able to get financing if they needed to?

>>25144895
It’s too boomer for the bubble we’re in

>>25144940
BNKU =3x Leverage Bank Bullish holdings

Boomer holdings on steroids.

>>25144895
You’ve basically hedged with every single banking stock you could find lol. Who knows maybe it’ll pay off with the ze great reset.

>>25144842
>paypal seems to going up consistantly, is it retarted to go all in?
Always!
But doesn’t it look like SQ and PYPL are poised to be the next V and MA?

>>25144925
E-trade's been around since 1991. Granted it was limited to those who had AOL but fuck back in those days that's what most people used anyway. (a truely simpler time to)

>>25144930
so that they can take on even more debt..?

>>25144970
>been around since 1991
>can buy stock in it

Based

>>25144960
Why all of you are using spot markets and not derivatives is truly baffling. If you want to make real money use futures contracts but preferable options. Especially since you’re in America. You’ve got easy access to the CBOE and all kinds of mini futures stock contracts on NYSE and NASDAQ.

>>25144960
Fuck bro I dunno if you time it just right Itd be a gold mine

>>25144969
I normally fuck around with volitile shit and get burned, you think this shit is safe? I cant think of any event that would drop it anytime soon

me and gookfu went to a restaurant this one time... the waitress was a broad i used to fuck and do cocaine with... i call her heroin broad, since she always needed money for suboxone and could never actually hold a job, and was pretty much just a worthless piece of ass... so me and gookfu are having breakfast at this diner she's working at, and uhh... that broad was a liberal, literally cussed me out for asking her to find help... i had to put my own boner in my pants and turn her into her parents, because she had the needles and pin pricks in her arms.. got so bad they were infected and we're just fucking and hanging out, but damn i cussed her out, she cussed me out, she hated i was a republican, i tried to explain im a classical liberal, she doesn't undestand anything beyond me2 and progressive... so watching her serve me and gookfu... her thinking im a racist asshole for saving her life, and thinking i was only into her for her looks.. to watch her watch me with my gookfu at the table, it was the most enjoyable revenge... and she she pulled me back while we were walking out and said she was sorry. heroin broad still had a better ass than gookfu, she had a few tables she was waiting on... gookfu still doesn't know i used to slam that whore too, but it's the journey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9hWqa4xxZY

>>25144877
So how low should the stop be? 20%?

>>25145056
Probably because you’re using the spot market...you cannot predict with any reasonable certainty the volatility of a spot asset alone and thus how can you expect to anticipate its price movements? You need to start using derivatives. They’ll allow you to use mathematical process to quantify the volatility to some degree of certainty. Since they involve an element of a) time and b) measurable periods.

>>25144970
Late 1990's were a truly horrifying experience...looking back on it.

>NONE OF YOU BETTER FUCKING USING THE PHONE.

>>25144968
>>25145056
Just playing the share buybacks play. Banks have MASSIVE reserves meant for bankruptcies from the virus. Banks should do well for the next 6 months.

If you look at their long term charts on most major banks, they only go up. (See JP Morgan for an example).

>>25145041
Trading derivatives is beyond my intellect anon. Just a simple minded folk.

Figured I’d post my first year of trading. Until March I had a couple hundred bucks in the account which is why there’s no real activity until then
The last few weeks have gotten me to think smarter moving forward, I was getting cocky

>>25144969
Paypal uses mastercard
My paypal credit card is mastercard. Even to pay it it takes me away from the site.
Just saying, not exactly the next MA.

>>25145117
>Late 1990's were a truly horrifying experience
What are you talking about I loved waiting half an hour for a jpeg to load while playing text-based browser games

I'm late to the party, i know, but is Palantir still a good buy or is it too late? If still gud, what is the main reason why do you think it will go up?

>>25145107
beyond currency and global affairs. do you trade options in bio, tech, commodities, or in any other sectors

>>25145130
Fuck I wish I invested more in up 20% in a month

>>25145158
could go to 15 or 45

>>25145117
Yeah well maybe you yanks are doing things slightly differently I know you’ve got the Dodd-Frank act and your micro prudential regulation done via the federal reserve is probably different to the Bank of England. Our banking stocks on FTSE are looking dog shite. Might have a look at some yank ETF’s on investment banks. JP, G&S, Citi Etc.

RYCEY - Just one thing keeping it down now and that's COVID. Brexit's a done deal. They got the trade agreement. Speaking of COVID, that's getting knocked down to, with each cure shot that is. In the near term a price of 3.20 ish a share is not out of hand. But nothing says that down the road they can't do a stock buyback option once COVID has gotten stamped out and cashflow has improved.

>>25145142
lets just fucking buy 40% btc... and put 10% to the indexes... it seems like we can hurt for decades and still win... i think btc is better than these indexes... if you got real money looking at adopting it... i mean i have 80 btc, and im not selling them... im going to wait for 1 million a coin.

>>25144022
>BCRX
>dubs
checked

>>25145180
I was up 20% last month too and added 7K after the fact so that I could day trade

>>25145213
Are you the original Bean Cheese Rice X shill?

>>25145190
>RYCEY
kys

>>25145195
BlockFi offers 5-6% interest rate on your BitCoin holdings....appetizing

>>25145184
Long term, big US banks have performed marvelously

>>25145092
15%. Exit and find a better entry point.

>>25145252
it's better than any bond rate you can fucking find.

>>25145159
Yes. I’ve traded all kinds of options. Stock options of all sectors virtually. Oil/gas futures, Gold futures, exotics on FX. I’ve done Intrest rate futures, volatility swaps etc. Then again I appreciate I am a professional banker and I have had the privilege of an elite education. Which others aren’t as fortunate to have. If you’re interested and you like mathematics I’d recommend this book for you anon. As a basic starting point.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Options-Futures-Other-Derivatives-United/dp/0131499084

>>25145238
Yes. Merry Christmas, from the bcrx shill

BAC 2022 and JPM 2022 calls. Loading up 16k for it.

>>25145195
>im going to wait for 1 million a coin.

>>25145252
id rather keep my btc away from other wallets, and if you're not holding multiple you're not doing it right.. while interest is there... i have no insurance they don't steal my shit... did your grandfather never tell you about the mt. gox hack...

>>25145190
Have 500 shares desu. Finally even after I got in at 1.71 a week ago

>>25145274
I've thought about it.

Buy BTC via BlockFi. Get interest on BitCoin. Hold long term. Accumulate as the price of BitCoin goes up.

>>25145326
BlockFi is going to IPO. If they have a major hacking scandal, it's game over for the company. The contingency is, if they fuck up, they're going down with me on a Titanic crash event.

>>25145320
Buying lots of calls ay? Is it European or American anon? I may start looking into these American banking stocks. I’m assuming it’s CBOE.

heya weekend biz. just a friendly reminder that /v/ fags are discussing the merits of cyberpunk 2077 and its implications for business. they may need your help as /v/ thinks OTGLY is still a good investment at this point

>>25145366
Tell them buy YUM for the new KFC console instead

>>25145361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw

Damn I love money

>>25145195
If BTC actually reaches that price, I bet you're going to change your mind and think, "I'm going to wait for $10 million a coin."

>>25145107
Why do you need to know about the fucking volatility? Just set TP and SL and you can risk as much as you want

Soo /SMG/.. let's say your rich grandparents just gave you a check for $10k and instead of blowing it on stupid shit like all their other grandkids you invest it. What do you put it in for 2021?

did smg updates fag make a weekly recap vid yet? if yes link me, or wtf is there no link in the OP>>25143591
if not what the fuck are you bust with smg upates, i live for your weekly news segment

>>25145366
/v/ can buy whatever stupid shit they want because they'll laugh at us if we tell them to buy Gamestop

>>25145422
Thinking the kikes at the fed will ever allow shitcoin to undermine there monopoly on the worlds global reserve currency or that the chinks will allow the
Renminbi to play second fiddle if that’s the air to the USD throne. I can’t wait for shitcoin to crash again just like 2018 just like nine months ago. These retards never learn lamo. Getting $20,000 a Bitcoin was a fucking steal especially with some people in the early 00’s getting Bitcoin at like 100 BTC for $100. And some people though back in 2018 they’d ride it to $40k a BTC and it crashed at like $19.6k. Some never learn lamo.

>>25144669
>BNKU reshuffles same time as Sec rule change

>>25145461
SRAC, UNFI, GME, TSM, FSLR, a small bitcoin position, and a significant cash reserve for buying dips

>>25145428
>Why do you need to know about the fucking volatility? Just set TP and SL and you can risk as much as you want

>>25145461
I hope you die

>>25145502
imagine not being a kike? lol thats no lie... just translate barry white to gookfu, and like watch her melt... you have no fucking clue...

thoughts on PEI?

>>25145468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvnhSfkTrpk

>>25145511
Thanks anon I will look into those

Imagine holding chink stocks

>>25145541
>imagine not being a kike? lol thats no lie... just translate barry white to gookfu, and like watch her melt... you have no fucking clue...
This is the quality of this board. Imagine getting any advice from this board. What even is that gibberish. SEETHING BTC shill as far as I can discern.

>>25145552
fuck off, couln't name it christmas eve edition... couldn't do two... fuck this shit... some of us work twice as hard and some of us work half assed...

>>25145461
Bitcoin. Best performing asset is something that cannot be denied.

At least have some portion of your portfolio in it. Either through Bitcoin related stocks (MARA/RIOT) or in actual Bitcoin via BlockFi.

>>25145461
PLTR
NET
WKHS
HYLN
GME/OPTI for your meme gamble slot
Dont ever sell the first four

>>25145461
Hellofresh

>>25144669
Hmm...looks comfy as fuck. Maybe I sell my nio January 1st and buy in for 12k

I have no idea what the fuck im doing all I know is I'm not paying taxes on my nio gains this year

>>25145560
Imagine not buying BABA on the dip today.

>>25145461
2023 MARA 15c

>>25145568
Pre 2018 Bitcoin crash called. They want there articles back.

>>25145560
yes...

Just imagine...

>>25145590
Too early

>>25145605
Lol this outperformed 100 years of the sp500

What do boomers say now

>>25139497
Thanks a lot for the reupload. Merry christmas fren. I look forward to your videos

>>25145605
Whats the target price

>>25145605
>>25145632
I fucking love nio.
Thanks to nio I made money this year because I just bought and held.

I'm not really sure what to do now. I guess keep holding.

>>25145565
you're still cultured and unable to see a broad because she's too busy just fucking some one not you and her dreams are just to not have period cramps and wants to be pregnant... can you care for her and the children, or are you a nigger on the loose... i swore i would refuse to have kids until i found "the one" and the one was always going to be some one older... more experienced... i end up fucking a bunch, but no children, but even when i was 16... my dream, lifes goal was to live to 89 and knock up a 20 year old and leave her with the kid.. even thought of adopting 17 and a half year olds... using them as slaves for 6 months.

>>25145366
Not even worth my time. Look at their statistics, if it weren't for the TV show it would have continued dumping hard last year, and not to mention that while their net profit increased in 2019 (for the first time in years), their long-term liabilities skyrocketed by roughly 400%. Cyberpunk could have digged them out of their growing hole of declining statistics, but they fucked up which was obvious when they kept shilling celebrities, youtubers and shit every damn week. Putting time and effort into making the game better in the next 6-8 months AND announcing some kind of microtransctions will make me buy though

>>25145599
>2009 (You) called
>You Pick up
>He says
>BUY BITCOIN FAGGOT

>>25145674
>>25145676
Stock Moe (YouTube) targets it at $100.

January 9th, NIO day. Hype might pump stock.

It's down now, so if you want to buy in now....

>>25145714
im not exactly sure why look i have 80 btc, and uhh i'm going to increase my position to 100 and guess what... im never fucking selling.

>>25145714
I can't buy anymore because I'm about 55% in it already from 9.

But okay. My original price target was 144 because I saw some evaluation when I bought at 9.

/smg/ BTFO

>>25145714
Stock moe is a retard. Well the boomers said so because he said to hold tqqq

>>25145751
What a fucking loser, posting this shit on social media. Who the fuvk cares about this guy

>>25145751
No one in here actually uses RH other than for meme screenshots... right?

>>25145468
The one that updates the link in the OP is usually me but I’m banned on my computer :^)

>>25145751
He made all his money going all in on Twitter in the private equity stage

>>25145751
literally who

>>25143878
You're a faggot. You produce nothing of actual value. You're a fucking leech with a worthless existence/non-existent purpose

>>25145751
...If the Fed wasn't involved, that would be the biggest sell signal on earth.

>>25145756
He's not that bad. There are far worse out there. Nio has already made massive gains, but has been quite for a month.

I'm buying in on Monday to play off the NIO day hype coming soon.

>>25145751
>trying to be rational in the clown timeline
What a salty cunt lmao

>>25145190
>peaking of COVID, that's getting knocked down to, with each cure shot that is
I hope the vaccines work. This second wave of lockdowns really hurt my job security and income. I don't want to believe the theory that this is all intentionally being done by globohomo, that a second more deadly covid-21 appears as if by magic right on schedule.

Leverage chads what do you say to this?

“The reason why long term holding of leveraged ETFs is dangerous - is that leveraged ETFs are rebalanced every day to maintain that 3x ratio with the index. So on down days, leveraged ETF losses are compounded and the actual underlying assets within the leveraged ETF shrink far more than compared to the index that it is tracking. This means that even when you have a subsequent up day after a down day, you would make less (in absolute terms) than a 1x index. Here is a simple example:


You buy 1 share of a 3x ETF at $100.00.
Day 1: Market goes up 10% - Tracking Index = $110.00 (+10%), 3x ETF = $130.00 (+30%)

Day 2: Market goes down 10% - Tracking index = $99.00 (-10%), 3x ETF = $91.00 (-30%)
Day 3: Market goes up 10% - Tracking index = $108.90 (+10%), 3x ETF = $118.30 (+30%)
Day 4: Market goes down 10% - Tracking index = $98.01 (-10%), 3x ETF = $82.81 (-30%)


Now if you look at the 4 days – given that the price action was simply up and down by the same percentage points, you would think that you should be back to even with your investment amount, right?


And with the tracking index, you are close – but see what happens to the 3x ETF?
(This is all without the consideration of the really high management fees of 3x ETFs, as well.)


In order to hold long term and make a decent profit from leveraged ETFs, you have to have significantly more up days (early on) than down days – otherwise this “3x decay” factor will kill you.”

>>25145790
i use it for meme screenshots... it's like where else can i throw a yang a week at and just not care... you want to see over a million in a robinhood account? look im not spreading myself that thin... diversity.. robinhood is ok, but they could go under, and you're fucked... if you got all your eggs in one basket, like look into fdic insurance, look into why spreading it out is ok, and don't fall in love with a korean woman the way i did... i think falling in love with her took away from my natural instincts... i cut my self off from seeking better pussy... and in regret, while i don't have a fucking regret since she's literally used her 1984 wonder woman pussy lassoe to make me her bitch... she's the best thing that's ever happened to me.

>>25145751
Guaranteed this guy tried to short the V recovery multiple times.

>>25145877
tl;dr needs more racial slurs in it

Christmas is like in 4 minutes.
Have a good day off the wagie cagie. I'm hoping this year I'll be able to make enough from my investments to quit my day job.

>>25145895
I KNEW IT! Baggie is actually an insider and him sharing his robinhood portfolio is inverse plays for us all to make it!

>>25145877
Charts not farts.

>>25144850
Oh fuck. Wasn’t paying attention

>>25145914
Leverage chads what do you say to this?

“The reason why long term holding of leveraged ETFs is dangerous - is that leveraged ETFs are rebalanced every day to maintain that 3x ratio with the index. So on down days, leveraged ETF losses are compounded and the actual underlying assets within the leveraged ETF shrink far more than compared to the index that it is tracking. This means that even when you have a subsequent up day after a down day, you would make less (in absolute terms) than a 1x index. Here is a simple example:


You buy 1 share of a 3x ETF at $100.00.
Day 1: Market goes up 10% - Tracking Index = $110.00 (+10%), 3x ETF = $130.00 (+30%)

Day 2: Market goes down 10% - Tracking index = $99.00 (-10%), 3x ETF = $91.00 (-30%)
Day 3: Market goes up 10% - Tracking index = $108.90 (+10%), 3x ETF = $118.30 (+30%)
Day 4: Market goes down 10% - Tracking index = $98.01 (-10%), 3x ETF = $82.81 (-30%)


Now if you look at the 4 days – given that the price action was simply up and down by the same percentage points, you would think that you should be back to even with your investment amount, right?


And with the tracking index, you are close – but see what happens to the 3x ETF?
(This is all without the consideration of the really high management fees of 3x ETFs, as well.)


In order to hold long term and make a decent profit from leveraged ETFs, you have to have significantly more up days (early on) than down days – otherwise this “3x decay” factor will kill you.” we tell this to niggers to keep them poor. give us your shekels, we write options on our own holdings and basically you're going to retarded for not doing anything for your self, since you're not only a nigger loving butt fucking homosexual pedophile, but you also hate christmas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQtzQMXCQ4E

>>25145980
Yeah but don’t you lose a fortune along the way to leverage decay

>>25145868
>I don't want to believe the theory that this is all intentionally being done by globohomo
You better believe it because that's exactly this.

>>25145284
thanks anon. got any research papers to read about theory and/or applications? i know you know a couple of good ones

>>25146010
All the decay is reflected in the chart. TQQQ simply makes more money, at least in a bull market. Idk how it would fair in the 2000 and 2008 crashes, the charts don't go that far back.

>>25145868
Who said more deadly?

>>25145877
It's common knowledge for people with more than 100IQ that leveraged ETF's are bad long term, even the creator of TQQQ told people not to hold it long term and that it's more of a short-term thing. But there's a lot of dumb people that looks at the chart and goes "HEY LOOK! BIG NUMBER GO UP! ME BUY!" like this guy >>25145980 so.. who cares about them, let them play

>>25146005
i really like the french horn... you have to get your hand in there to make the magic happen, and with the mask and everything he had a special fitting for this one... well uhh fuck it. we're going to get them january 4th, and remember donald trump will continue his presidency. if he doesn't i will refuse to work, and close my doors take all the money and run.

>>25143677
Big if right there, swapped it out for UUUU. I’m just waiting for the crabbing to stop.

>>25146056
If you lose 50% of your initial investment you need 100% gains to get it back

I want to hold tqqq long I’m just making sure it’s not retarded first. We’re at the top of a bubble too

>>25146010
Priced in

merry Christmas

>>25146082
It’s just there’s a portfolio posted here that goes 10k to 450k with tqqq and I threw money in at as a random gamble and it’s up like 35% in a month

>>25146005
I don't hate Christmas, except for the part where everything is closed

HASHIRE SORI YO
KAZE NO YOU NI
TSUKIMIHARA WO
PADORU PADORU

Why isn’t there a 5x nasdaq leverage

Time to spend Christmas working on the home.

>>25146183
1) Borrow money
2) Buy TQQQ Calls

6x Leverage Nasdaq?

I saw a black man on CNBC.
Is this a sign of the top?

>>25146193
Based fuck it I’m all in

>>25144066
doesn't the IRS tax your canuck ass if you make profits off US securities? 15%

>>25144201
What did you buy? That's astonishing!

What would happen if an EO were to be signed that would force pension funds to get out of investments that failed to keep up with inflation for 5 years straight?

>>25146183
Cause if it goes down -2% in a day you’d lose -10%. Imagine putting in 10k in 1 day for it to turn into 9k the next day

>>25146102
Yeah I think if you bought at the top of the tech bubble you would probably still be waiting for breakeven
You can simulate the returns using an excel spreadsheet, just multiply every daily % change by 3

>call my broker
>”I’ll take tqqq Jan 2023 leaps with the highest strike price”
“Sir that’s risky are you su-“
>slam phone down
>keep fucking my gf

>he’s buying a 3x leverage ETF at the top of an obvious bubble
The idea that you can’t beat the market has unironically cost people fortunes

>>25146224
But what if it goes up 20% in one day fool

/smg/ video update anon are you still here?

>>25146243
>call my broker
>not my broker (female)
ngmi

>>25146211
Yeah you can get around it by investing in US stuff with an RRSP but I don't have a real job and have never filed my taxes so I don't think I can make one.
I'll just eat the loss, or maybe by the time I want to cash out I'll have an RRSP to shift the money to. But yeah it seems there's a massive disadvantage if I'm mainly interested in US stocks

>>25146223
I hate people like you. Can’t you just cut the edgy blasphemy for one day? Not cool man.

>>25146126
did you reply to the wrong post

What would happen if an EO were to be signed that would force pension funds to get out of investments that failed to keep up with inflation for 5 years straight?

Wouldn't that be a good thing for the boomers?

>>25146302
No, but i did erase the rest of my post because it was to;dr

>>25146270
>call female broker
>yes get me 4 billion worth of the nasdaq at market price
>sir that is-
>hang up

>>25146296
Fuck Christ fuck Jesus fuck the holt spirit fuck the holy Bible

And especially fuck god

>>25146296
i dunno... when you have to employ a man who's almost 70 years old whos got children older than you... who's a nigger who hate military... and you don't want to talk about medgar evers or thurgood marshall because his mind is fucking basketball, even though his number for the draft wasn't called, but he had a job on the home front to work at and support their efforts... dude think's he's smart, but he's still making the same mistakes and hasn't paid off his mortgage.. like look... i love black people, but I hate niggers.

>>25146365
wow so edgy I can't believe you said that oh noooo

>>25146376
shit im drunk... i want to bring these issues up... but all you hear is Doctor the MARTIN LUTHER KING!!!!

>>25146376
man what fucking mental illnesses do you have i see you posting here everyday and 30% of the time its coherent stocks related material but the rest is just garbage schizo babble where you type like some deranged boomer but also a mid-20's freakshow who fucks his pillows

>>25146296

>>25146365
wow wow wow wow wow... you can't say that.... we all have a belief and you can't say that...

>>25144201
Imagine successfully betting correctly on EVERY weeklies contract you buy holy shit

>fucking my female broker at her desk
>demand 500,000 shares of RTX at market price
>sir I can't-
>slap her ass
>nut inside her
>leave

>>25144532
You're just pulling these number out of your ass? GTE is literally worth $2.13 at the very least

>>25146413

Rate my current portfolio
I feel like I'm starting to become too diversified

>>25146274
Yeah im here whats up.

>>25144018

Are leveraged etfs just Jewish tricks to make you lose money then?

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

that It all goes

tumbling up

tumbling up

tumbling up.

Margin call

margin call.

>>25146478
UU~UU~
the best part about this meme is you can literally just recycle normal Rosa/Maria memes and it works

sundial sndl

>>25146471
I'll wait for the new thread is made to post it - I want to explain to you why I hate the soijack poster so much

>>25146496
Almost certainly. You're better off buying options on the 1x ETF

>>25146404
it's called alcoholism... even though i don't believe it to be a disease... some of the people whom i care about and respect their opinions higher than others... i uhh am infected with the alcoholism, it's a full body disease. it infects the mind. i guess it makes you drink more than 1 or 2, 1 or 2 always becomes more... like i think im on my 5th mojito thing, and fucking had 3 of those white russian things, and i poured the vodka till the glass was half tall, those were 12 oz glasses... some how im still coherent and not mispelling shit... when im sober... i will literally erase and re-write this box 3 or 4 times because of my insecurities... or because of other shit i have to take care of... one day i won't be able to lose a thousand a week on the market, and when that day comes, i hope i learned enough. i'm sorry if i offended youre holiday, so on behalf of that happy kwanza nigger, and i hope the lunar new year brings chink flu close to you asshole.

never forget ukraine! i hate these russian psy-ops and liberals, fuck off already

>>25144649
>trusting a communist country
>trusting Chinese stocks after the Luckin Coffee scandal.

Accumulating Baba, can't wait to be rich

>>25146549

>>25146556
Actually I thought about it and it’s not as bad as it seems because the trend is generally upwards

I dunno I put a small amount in tqqq just to watch it in live action

Bake a fucking thread

>>25146549
>I want to explain to you why I hate the soijack poster so much
that sounds like a great xmas gift for the thread anon how thoughtful

>>25146613
I love him

>>25144381
Thanks for the new video Dane.

>>25146517
Gives me a reason to use my umineko folder again. That shit has been collecting dust since Episode 5 came out and I stopped following that shit

take your adderall you fucking nigger and either sign the bill or veto it

>>25146652
>stopped reading Umineko at episode 5

>>25146661
please veto and abolish the fucking courts and congress father trump

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/egtf0o/still_holding_my_10yo_3x_etf_positions_13_million/

New thread >>25146692

oh shit... i fucking left the oven on... it was only like 14 fucking minutes but i can't upload a fucking image.

So what do yall think about the Ishares Global Clean Energy ETF?

>>25146739
Too much China exposure through stocks like (((Canadian))) Solar (seriously, look at their ownership and board, lmao)

I like FSLR

>>25146471

>>25146755
>>25146773

>>25145213
JAPAN!! SUCKS YOU ALL LOST YOUR MONEY BUT JAPAN SOON BROS. TRUST THE PLAN . OH YOU LOST MOST OF YOUR MONEY? SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN EARLIER FAGGOT.

>>25146365
*tips fedora*

reminder to buy DB
-commits fraud for 10 years
-funded epstein, trump, and russian oligarchs
-still exists

cannot be stopped.
join the fraud.

>>25146568
Look baggie I’ll put up with a lot of nonsense but you are a smart guy despite everything you post. Please, for the love of god, stop claiming addiction is a disease and not poor impulse control.
>insert the ive never been addicted to heroin stand up bit here
You lack self control and are a victim. Nobody cares about your substance issues but at least be honest with yourself, it’s self inflicted