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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1340581313406001153

Wow its real wtf

get ready for 2017, but on steroids

Literally right in time for holidays. If we get stimulus that too. Is Musk rely trying to FOMO the normies?

>>24978455
a dump incoming is what's going on
12k

Did he get hacked? i thought he didnt give a shit about crypto

>>24978508
How much is my 17k PRQ stack gonna be worth by the end of this?

this is the year we make it lads

>>24978508
Not yet. 2022 is the year.

>>24978514
I fucking hope so

>>24978455
$50 G R T CONFIRM

Elon just officially started the golden bull run.

>>24978455
god this is 2017 all over again
next week will be deep red

>>24978455
if this is real and not a hack we are in for a treat. if hack, this will devestate the market.

>>24978455
Something big is going on or about to.

>>24978455
elon wants to fuck game of thrones gobbo?

ill fuckign crash the whole crypto market with the BRRRRRR if true

>>24978548
media attention

Sneed signal

>>24978548
Nah it's not dumping until we approach 30k

>>24978468
https://archive.is/SeM48
just in case, kek

>>24978613
that's what everyone thinks which is why it will correct sooner

>>24978524
only need a 15x to make it lads
Thank you GRT

and just imagine how many more GRT like situations there will be next year

WAGMI

>>24978633
if EVERYONE thought that, 100% of the world's money would have already been put into bitcoin, retard

it's because he bought grt of course

>>24978633
People have been saying that for months

>>24978642
>just imagine how many more GRT like situations there will be next year
such as?

Elon could buy the entire Bitcoin supply if he wanted

>>24978518
850000 - 1700000

>>24978633
Or later.

>>24978455
We're going to 50k that's what's going on. If Tesla can irrationally moon how it did BTC is going to explode now

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1340579369190891520?s=20

>ctrl+f "chainlink"
>0 results

>>24978455
absolutely based. I can imagine how mad trannies will get for a jesus meme

>>24978729
Clearly shows 1 result retard.

>>24978633
No all you homos keep screaming about the overdue correction, that's what everyone thinks and even I think it too logically which means it'll be a vertical green dildo

>>24978725
What the fuck, did the kike get his account hacked?

>>24978725
if bitcoin crashes you know who to blame

>>24978762
this just means he realized he should accumulate more

he's one of the whales playing this collaborate GRT weird flex pump game

>>24978455
If normies weren't about to pile in, they sure as fuck are about to now.

>>24978762
he'll correct that tweet soon btw

>>24978762
Sounds good to me. Sell at 50k then get back in at the ground floor. ez

fuck I should have bought more. I only have a meme amount and will not get rich.

Elon is pumping GRT

Thank you Elon. Take us to $5 please.

>>24978455
>Never bought crypto before
>10k in the bank
Do I do it bros? Do I go mad and do it?

>>24978824
do they pay you ? if so who and how much?

Fuck America.

>>24978512
>Is Musk rely trying to FOMO the normies?

Absolutely. Imagine every Musk revering normie getting a free 2k stimulus cheque. They'd immediately invest it in BTC before posting their position on snapchat.

>>24978833
Whatever choice you make, make it now and stick with it. The longer you wait the worse it is.

>>24978859
viva russia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq1jov_elGY

>>24978790
I'm sure you will.

>>24978633
>>24978749
this, everyone is waiting for a correction, including me, which means there wont be a correction coming

>>24978871
No. I won't. This new strain of rona will overwhelm the hospitals and crash the market for real this time. Musk knows this and will dump just before. This is his exit strategy.

>billionare who plans to mine asteroids for gold
>shilling bitcoin
Yeah no

>>24978833
>>24978929
>This new strain of rona will overwhelm the hospitals and crash the market for real
>so i'm better off keeping my wealth in USD

very smart.

>>24979015

how about shilling a memecoin

thank you elon I knew you would be there for me. $10 EOY

inb4 he builds a doge mining facility in texas and it becomes the world currency

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1340588909974200321

> Bitcoin is almost as bs as fiat money
Lmao, lost what little respect I had for him. But he does come from the old money.

>>24979065
I know. The IMF are increasing debt to 125%. It's still a retarded bubble that will dramatically and violently pop.

>>24979513
he didn't buy the dip

>>24978762
that screencap is fake he never said that check his twitter

>>24979513
that literally means that bitcoin makes more sense than the dollar, just didn't dare to say it outright

>>24979581
its one of the replies
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1340579369190891520?s=20

Thanks Elon, very cool!

>>24978678
Gr3t, grtbase, gr34t, grt.finance

>>24979696
Look at this madman

>>24978729
utilities are meant to prop up actual currencies. utilities are good investments, but the real currencies are what is meant to replace actual country currency

>>24979696
He's literally high isn't he. Fucking Joe Rogan got him hooked on pot and God knows what else.

>>24980008
https://cosmonauts.world/
imagine not owning a cosmos based index

>>24978512
>Elon Musk announces it turn the Tesla cash reserves as well as his personal money into Bitcoin

Just imagine

>>24978699
He'd pump the price so quickly he'd price himself out. Whales accumulate quietly and I believe Elon already has a huge stack.

>>24978833
5k now
5k later

If it dumps you get cheaper Bitcoin later. If it pumps you'll buy in at a higher price but you'll be in so much profit that you don't care if it dumps

>>24978859
This guy gets it. Fuck you burger cucks

>>24979065
There is no new public health problem, just a global totalitarian attempt to take over power problem.

>>24980274
you'll miss us when we're gone, much more than you can ever imagine.

Pump statera you fucking electric car Jew

>>24979696
>>24978455
literally who

>>24980183
Old chainlinker here been browsing for a while but board is dead Suddendly I notice sentinel.... This is not your usuall shitcoin shilling GET THIS SHIT! Bought a bag ASAP

>>24980598
die

>>24978455
What did he mean by that? Please help I have austism

>>24978642
>>24978678
Yet more shitcoin scams that dump as soon as the founders have suckered enough bagholders in.

>>24980274
Enjoy sucking tiny Chinese dick.

>>24980763
he is trying to not be distracted by bitcoin,

>>24978518
>>24978704
0, shitcoins dump when the king pumps.

>>24978642
>need a 40x

Less than I thought.

>>24980041
He does a lot more than just weed

why do i have to be a depressed cuck why can't i be a high energy faggot who just does bs all the time how can he do like 0 self reflection like never retreat from the world and still be this balanced mentally and be able to deviate from the norm but not do super big mistakes how does this happen is self reflection a meme i do nothing else why am i not stronger than anyone else still i self improved so much mom

>>24978455
Billionaires looking at the dxy then at the democrats wanting to do 70 trillion stimulus and we will see literally the elite fomoing soon.

>>24978532
2023 i know it's a long time but the dxy going to shit and the biden stimulus will delay this a long time.

>>24981049
Know more? I’d enjoy going on a musk inspired binge

>>24981614

>>24981614
you shouldn't compare yourself to others too much elons a freak of nature 1 in a million

>>24981614
Should have been born into a wealthy mining family. Better luck next life.

When I was a kid I used to get jealous when one of my friends got the same video game that I've bought.
Now I've grown up to irritation when big boys shill MY COIN REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>24981614
3 reasons
a) you jerk off too much
b) you sit on your fat fucking ass all day, hit the gym faggot
c) shitty sleep schedule

>>24980183
>Tsla cash reserves
Lol, good one. He might get a few BTC

>>24981614
The only thing necessary for capitalist success:
1. Do not care about your fellow man, because that hinders your ability to exploit workers and see others as consumers.
2. Be born into a millionaire household.
That's all there is to it, and 99.9% of all billionaires are either heirs or they are soulless rich kids.

>>24978455
fucking normie i hate him

>>24981614
Take some Vitamin D3 anon. No joke.

>>24982213
I despise the guy. Technocrat nigger with his crappy cars. I hate TSLA holders who feel like Warren Buffet 2.0 for being invested in a bubble.

>>24982206
>>24982089
stop focusing on money. trust me. you'd be just as frustrated if you were born into a socialist country, commie scum.

>>24982158
when i get balanced i do all of those things but i really need long periods of hiatus between bursts where i retract from the world and it's getting so hard. all those 3 things naturally result from a high energy life, not the other way around.

>>24982281
fuck off

>>24981904
thank you i rly needed that

>>24982449
I am not crying about how much of a psthetic incel I am on a crypto shilling board, that was you, you little faggot. We told you that "sucess" in our society boils down to lack of empathy and being born into the sphere of rich people.

Now go back to >>>/pol/

>>24978524
Fucking hell, I don’t think I accumulated enough to make it. I buy every month but my paycheck only allows me to dump like 1k in crypto. I‘m not even at 100k+ yet with my current shit, don’t leave me behind bros

>>24982814
>We told you that "sucess" in our society boils down to lack of empathy and being born into the sphere of rich people.
yes and you're 100% wrong on all counts.

>>24978633
Kys every other thread and comment is FUD about massive dumps

>>24982814
You are very dumb

>>24978517
he said once he owns 0.25 btc
pretty sure he was larping
at the time that was only like 1000 worth or so and i doubt a billionaire like him owns 1000 worth of fucking anything

ELON IS ONE OF US

>>24983454
only when stoned when he is sober he is in a different league

Elon would be retarded to buy BTC instead of just make his own coin and put 10 bil on the bottom.

>>24978455
This whole world is one big shitcoin

elon if anyone understands the stupidity and danger of currencies based entirely on computers
might as well declare the AI god emperor of the universe from the get-go

gold is the past and the future

Elon Musk is the king of cringe.

CELEBRITY ATTENTION IS A SELL SIGNAL YOU SPASTIC FUCKS, MUSK IS NOT YOUR FRIEND

>>24978455
>Crypto Claws, 2020 edition
Thx just sold 100k

>>24978468

Stop fudding idiots, just check fucking base and see who is your Daddy now!
>I will make money here and you will die poor faggots

>>24978455
checked
based elon

CELEBRITY ATTENTION IS A SELL SIGNAL YOU SPASTIC FUCKS, MUSK IS NOT YOUR FRIEND

^This guys. Get the fuck out right now while you can. Incoming dump in a few days.

>>24984029
>>24984029
oh yep Anybody mentioning a 660b asset class means sell guiz! I scout Twitter and whenever I see someone saying buy btc I dump all I have and short

>>24983835
>>24984029
STFU /biz/ is in bullrun mode now

>>24978699

at current price maybe.
noone can because im never selling.
think about that

>>24984059

Come back to my post in the next few days.

>>24978833
electrum.org for wallet, bitstamp.com for coins

woah
bears are fucked

>>24984029
>>24984338
sorry you can't tell the difference between katy perry attention and elon musk attention

It's not Rocket Science.

also just so we're clear, by "bitcoin" Elon is of course talking about bitcoin CASH

>>24978543
IMAGINE THE FUCKING SMELL

>>24982328
lol cope and seethe faggot tsla to the Mars!

This is obvious FUD, Elon's FOMO'ing in and wants to dip the price a percent or two.

>>24978512
Thinking Pelosi is giving the peasants a stimulus check.

>>24978746
>>24978729
It shows 2 results you fucking retards

>>24984457
>katy perry and elon musk are fundamentally differrent
ok zoomer

>>24978455

>>24983918
KILL YOURSELF

>>24978600
checked and this

>>24978642
GRT was unironically the last chance after LINK. The web3 is complete now. Sorry anon.

>>24978455

this is literally the crypto claws post, the most obvious warning sign to get out you'll ever see

>>24985741
you should only use that image when it makes sense

>>24978455
Elon musk is king shitposter.
I don't know if when you're that rich you're interested in pumping BTC, he's already made it.

>>24982962
theyre all born into rich families and dont have empathy. Theyre also cherry picked. 99% of billionaires arent even close to "self made"

>>24978455
He's making fun of Bitcoin as usual.

>>24987350
or could it be the people that care about bitcoin (btc)?
it's a hint that bitcoin CASH is the real bitcoin.

>>24978455
if musk fomos in to bitcoin its over.
no normalfag can ever hope to buy 1 btc ever again.

>>24987340
i didn't cherry pick, those are the 3 richest men in the world today.

>>24978455
>elon not bothering to hide his power level
>again
Thanks for the yet another short signal on TSLA, Elon.

>>24978725
>https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1340579369190891520?s=20
LOL imagine tfw hoping another BTC crash will occur

>>24988452
>Bill Gates parents were wealthy, sent him to Harvard, mother was on the board of IBM, father was a successful attorney.
>Bezos stepdad was literally a multimillionaire, he was a hedge fund manager in his early 20s
>Musk, born into a multimillionaire mining family in SA 4+ decades ago, so literally benefitng from defacto slave labour.

None of these guys was really "self made", they had it all: connections, wealth, socialite families and no discernible humanity.
But yeah, keep coping and sucking billionaire cock.

>>24988497
>hide his power level
about that...
gf started watching "atypical" she is giving me weird looks ever since
fuck

Be fearful when others are greedy

>>24978514
We could only be so lucky

I’d love more

>>24988452
>those are the 3 richest men in the world today.
If you ignore "noble" banking families

>>24988678
based af

>>24988819
Ne fair when others are lying.
I am not afraid to say that I am poorfag, but some retards choose to larp instead.

>>24979922
kekked

underrated

>>24978455
Sell signal

>>24988929
>I am poorfag
u have 12 dollars in bitcoin. that's like, 1.2 million usd in a year

CRASH CRASH CRASH INCOMING MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY AAARRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHH

>>24978833
TFW 10k will not even get you half a coin.

>>24988678
this. every public persona spins a "started from nothing" tale. its sickening.

>>24982206
>1. Do not care about your fellow man, because that hinders your ability to exploit workers and see others as consumers.
Basically this

>>24978833
Explain to me why you think having 10k in the bank is a better investment. Or why another investment would be better.

Seriously.

>>24989703
obviously this doesn't sit well with billionaires, so they have to pretend theyre these humanitarians, when they literally dont even hand out 5% of their net income each year.
Seriously, capitalism has a nice ring to it and yeah for us small guys its the only way to ever not be in poverty (hopefully) but its all a gigantic scam.

>>24981614
this, im thinking of killing myself bros. some people are just born with bad luck

>>24989844
i don't think it's an accident we're born into who we are though, fren. not saying suicide is always wrong, but... the experiences, the struggling through a life of depression may make you gain some kind of value that couldn't be acquired any other way.

>>24989774
This whole civilization is a scam. Fake, gay and manufactured.
I'm out.

>>24990076
I wanna start a permaculture food forest with my wife, join us in a few years mate. Bring your crypto gains and we will buy more land and eventually survive the collapse

>>24988678
Imagine having this mentality. These guys were born into stable relatively successfully families and they go on to become the richest men in the world. Are you upsets because they were not born in ghettos to single mothers? Wtf is wrong with you anon. These guys are now using their acquired wealth to build rocket ships and explore space.

>>24978455
HAPPENING?

>>24978455
big heads have already realized a long time ago that btc is the asset of the future.

>>24983454
>ELON IS ONE OF US
90% of this board are literally NEETs. Are you fucking kidding?

>>24984029
>This guys. Get the fuck out right now
OK. You first. Show proof.

>>24990263
>they're building rockets and go to space, I love them
you sound like a literal redditor basedboy.

>>24984022
based on what?

>>24980863
>BTC is king and 100% crypto use cases. Alts do not matter!

>>24991166
yes

>>24990263
Glad there are some non whining fags on this board.
They went from millionaire to billionaire, a huge feat. If you don't have their background, you can still go from poorfag to millionaire. But not by whining about succesful people on the internet.

>>24978455

>>24978699
>Elon could buy the entire Bitcoin supply if he wanted
>what is liquidity?
please sir, you need to leave