/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24983110
1200? What do you need 600 for?

I'm not American but how can I get this?

>>24983110
a 1 time 600$ check?

>>24983180
Pajeets are not qualified.

>>24983133
1200 dollars? what do you need 600 dollars for? I don't think you deserve that $300 dollars, no way. Let us make a honest start with $150 dollars

>>24983133
>JEW id and digits
absolutely rarified fpbp

>>24983110
Why did you make this up

>>24983194
Yes. Nearly useless for 90% of Americans.

>>24983296
You'll be hearing from my attorney about the $150 you owe me.

>>24983180
If you voted for Biden, you automatically get one no matter which country.

Bitcoin $400K EOY confirmed

>>24983110

>>24983482
oh heck i'm kekkin'

>>24983504
we /makeit/ but at what cost anons

>>24983482
Based president

What should I dump my free $600 into anons?

I make a bit over 100k so i got jewed last time with no stimulus check, is it gonna happen again

>>24983110
The guys up top need over 90% of the populace in total desperation mode before they can push the new changes they've all agreed upon behind closed doors.

That means they need people starving and then you'll get some bread once the new system is in place.

>>24983639
Don’t be a faggot

You can collect 300/wk in extra unemployment and capital gains doesn't invalidate your unemployment.

>>24983650
Lmao can't even buy 1 full ETH. How the fuck did this bill cost $1T. Where is it all going

>>24983133
jewed again

>>24983655
You don’t need stimulus you greedy fuck

>>24984241
Can't say for sure, but I'm going to guess this leads to the shutdown actually happening and the money is going to the tribe

$600 hahahahhhaa. Niggers they take 20-35% of what you make everyday for your life.

>>24984241
Most of it is probably for funding the govt. Nice of our overlords to spare a few benjamins for the rest of us

>>24984241
Corporations.

>>24983110
>any stimulus is better than nothing, right anon?
Any "stimulus" is great for BTC.

600? Is that a joke?

>>24984370
Dollar for dollar, SNAP is actually a net positive for the economy by raising consumption

>>24983110
Are you fucking kidding me?They did ALL of that over SIX HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS!?

>>24983110
The reason this is only 600 is because they could only get a deal if they promise to pay a large amount of that bill to corporations, which they obviously cave in and do bc they are owned by them

2020 has been one of the most demoralizing and depressing years to be a working class American since the Great Depression, unironically.

>>24983110

already priced in to markets, so expect a correction soon

Hell yes! Literally going to dump all of this into crypto, also applied for unemployment if it turns out I could have been getting that all along and could have thousands I will also put all of that in crypto, would be cake making gains from there

>>24984603

it's already price in. you'll just get fucked when institutions make their 1st quarter move to pad their bottom line. You had to buy at 18k

aw geeze dude, best I can do is $600

>>24983133
put it in btc it will be $30k i no time

>>24983110
Its a win win really. Personally im not a serf so I dont care. But maybe some niggers will go eat some more fastfood, become tannies and kill them selves with this 600 dollar check and it accelerates the destruction of the dollar and paves the way for crypto.

>>24983110
i make too much to get these

>>24984806
>oh wait I got a guy named mnuchin who’s an expert at this i’ll give him a call
>ahhh yeahhhh best I can do ya for is 6$

>>24984669
You think I'm buying bitcoin u faggot? Nah, XRP, see you on the other side peasant

Someone post the jew meme of the guy running over the hill. “What do you mean $1200. You only need $600. We need to be fiscally responsible. We will tax you more.”

>>24984425
You have to go back.

>The best stimulus? A job.

>>24983430
The same Americans that don't even have $600 in the bank? Sure thing, anon.

>>24983110
you guys know that this shit is going straight to normie coins like btc and xlm right?

>>24984425
>your brain on keynesian economics

>>24983482
Underrated

>>24984425
Mom, the uneducated keynesian pedophiles are at it again!

>>24985511
for most it will go towards immediate debt coverage but not be significant to help largely

>>24983133
>JEQW ID
>fpbp
Based

>>24983817
Yup. And there’s nothing I can do about it.

>>24984425
SNAP is benefits because otherwise poor black people would rob you

>>24984355
Yes U do you nigger I have low liquidity shitcoins to buy

>>24983110
how much SENT can I buyed?

>>24985271
He wasn't wrong but those jobs need to be created to even be applied to..

>>24983110

I've been on unemployment since march, got the extra 600, got the extra 300 executive order, and now getting this extra 300. put it on BTC and made way more than I ever made working i'm fucking rich bros this is the best year of my life

>>24983504
>>24983621
at the cost of entirely inflating the USD to where CBDC's are the only way to save the US treasury and the FED knows this.

should went until taxes are due. I have a feeling plenty of fucking retarded Americans that were collecting unemployment for like 8 months were not opting to have the taxes withdrawn. i bet you people are gonna be royally fucked when tax time comes. of course the fucking idiots will bail them out. is there any reason to be fiscally responsible in this day and age?

>>24986452
Yup. And you will be happier than ever before.

>>24987839
>of course the fucking idiots will bail them out
retard detected

>>24983110
Anyone know if college students get this one this time? I didn't get my bailout last time because of that.

>>24983133
to make up for the inflation happening right now from all the gibs to billionaires.

meanwhile apple got 6 billion in American stimulus money to rebuild factories in India that were destroyed by the workers because they were sick of Slave labor conditions.

>>24986779
its impossible for me to get on Unemployment here in Cali, theres like a phone thing they use to keep everyone off it. The only solution I've heard is calling your senator. I don't even know how that works.

>>24986453
>not knowing welfare benefits poor white southerners by a mile

>>24984206
the unemployment wont be retroactive, so people who were unemployed for the past six months wont get anything unless they stay unemployed even longer.

what’s crazy is even landlords are getting screwed over by this, since they wont get reimbursed for the tenents they weren’t allowed to evict. only bilionaires and up are profiting right now.

my only hope is that a stimulus to billionaires causes another bullrun, before im forced to cash it out to pay bills.

>>24983430
Not true, 600$ is my rent and utilities. Now I can put that extra money I saved into alternative energy ETF's and watch it continue to moon as I eat microwave burritos for every meal.

>>24984355
anyone who doesnt get a stimulus right now is losing money to inflation. need has nothing to do with it.

also "stimulus" isnt supposed to be about need anyway, it’s about stimulating the economy, which is why it’s called "stimulus". giving stimulus money to regular people has the added benefit of being relief for those who need it, and keeping landlords afloat, but those who dont need it can spend it and stimulate the economy. giving it to the rich only stimulates the stock market.

>>24983133
Probably to make up for the fact that the government keeps closing businesses, doing lockdowns, restricting hours of operation, restricting capacity and all other kinds of nonsensical draconian measures to StOp ThE sPrEaD
$600 is a fucking joke.
It should be $1200/month or open the fucking country up. Pick one. Fight me faggots.

>>24988928
Can't stimulate an economy is it's all shut down. All you can stimulate is companies that have huge reach and are essentially unaffected like Amazon, WalMart, and I guess Home Depot.

>>24984241
Synagogue renovations.

>>24983482
kek

>>24986414
this. a much better stimulus is learning how to weasel out of your credit card debts. banks are making a lot of money these days anyway.

>>24984425
how can I get SNAP if I have 22k in portfolio/savings? If I move it all into the market will they be able to check?

>>24984806
based

>>24987839
anybody who keeps paying federal income taxes after everything that took place this year deserves to be a serf. tax resistance is going to explode in 2021.

>>24988994
1200 goes a lot further in dog shit places in the country than it does in others. By that metric everyone should just get BAH rates like the military.

>>24989045
it’s not all shut down though, that’s an exaggeration. all the places i shop at are still open, even mom & pop groceries and malls here in virginia.

>>24989254
So what? The Third World States of America don't have the technology to figure out how to make appropriate payments to each individual and I'd rather overshoot than undershoot.
>>24989286
Of course it is an exaggeration and it applies more in some places than others. NY and FL might as well be in a different point in time all together.

Fake news they haven't voted on it yet.

>>24989623
>overshoot
>$1200

You should have voted for Jo Jorgensen.

>>24989711
Overshoot in the context of what the other anon considers reasonable for places with much lower COL expenses. Don't be a dunce

>>24988838

Noooo not the landlords!

>>24990270
Please
Please
Please...
PLEASE
do $5,000
Oh
My
Gawd
That ink still has plenty of juice

>>24990365

>the stock market is way up!
>why do you need money?

>>24986453
The leftists are the true racists. They keep the blacks down and dependent and treat them like helpless animals. It's like feeding the seagulls creating a dependent and aggressive population that starts attacking people.

>>24990512
elbows tend to be the dirtiest spots on most people.

>>24985271

>>24990573
wtf are you using your elbows for?

>>24990270
>>24990365
Look goyim, Israel needs to be defended at all costs. Now take the money and get the fuck back to work and consooming.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/pelosi-says-she-backs-smaller-stimulus-because-biden-won-rejecting-higher-offer-was-not-mistake-1552451%3famp=1

>>24983133
Fucking based JEQW

$600 is such a slap in the face to every American unless you're a literal poorfag who makes $5k a year. What the fuck are average people going to do with $600? Pay two weeks of rent? Fuck you congress I'd rather have nothing than deal with pumping in more money with no regard to economic ramifications.

https://gvwire.com/2020/05/22/senate-committee-approves-38-billion-israel-defense-package/

If you break that down it comes out to $4,750 per Israeli

>>24990659
This. Jews are sacred and must be defended at all costs

>>24991859
i guess i can buy a ps5 now

>>24983133
isn't the average rent 800? 600 won't even cover that fucking politicians

honestly the government owes me fucking more, wayy more, they better hurry their bitch assses up with my check too

>>24991935
of course most of that money just goes to defense contractors, not israelis

Merry Christmas

>>24991859
I realized why they didn’t want to give another 1200 that would mean the government has given 2,400 dollars think about it the government has never just given this amount of money to people where people didn’t expect to be taken care of like with unemployment now what if the average room temperature iq American starts to wonder why can’t they do this for us more often they managed to this time this has nothing to do with budget or worrying about ‘mortgaging our kids future’ it’s all about keeping a genie in the bottle they can’t have your average American get used to this kind of life your more in the know American realize how fucked the financial situation is but they aren’t scared of them they make noise all the time and no one listens we are all duped

>>24983110
So why are Dems happy with spend just 1 trillion now that Biden is elected? The whole election they were screaming about the need to spend 4 trillion.

>>24992348
me like red team
Me happy when red team win and blue team lose
Me like blue team
Me happy when blue team win and red team lose
click your two brain cells together

>>24987891
>Yup. And you will be happier than ever before.
you're right because even us 3k linklets will live like kings

>>24992450
if nancy cared she would have accepted the $1.8 trillion before the election.

if trump cared he would use an executive order to use the $800 billion leftover ppp funds for retroactive unemployment.

if a single senator or congressman cared they could object to the bill today and force a government shutdown.

oh and they just removed adult dependents from the stimulus check again. last time they said it was an accident. i guess it wasnt.

it’s all so tiresome.

>>24992669
They need you to get used to being treated like shit that’s how they keep you arguing with other poor fags over
Frankly Americans deserve to be treated like shit from the congressional aristocracy they refuse to open their eyes to the con

>>24993102
>Frankly Americans deserve to be treated like shit from the congressional aristocracy they refuse to open their eyes to the con
This. It's never going to change until the people get the guillotines out.