/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24965817
You know that you can print them out and fill them out yourself at home? It's just a piece of paper with no way to truly verify it. Employers won't bother double-checking.

>>24965843
you WILL get the chip

Listen. I had that sent over with the first HR packet that I sent in. Then Janet left and you asked for an HR packet that I was apparently supposed to fill out before the first one. Then you asked for the first one so I sent you a second copy of it. You have everything of mine somewhere, and frankly I'm not happy that my medical records are floating around in limbo in this office somewhere.

>>24965817
>He doesn't have doctor friends to dodgy the certificate and throw the poison in the bin

>>24965843
you WILL get the chip

>>24965865
what chip? how are these 'chips' powered? are you suggesting they transmit information or alter our blood composition without that being easily measured?

I'm all for conspiracy theories, but for fuck's sake, when did they start becoming such absolute fluff? science unironically must play a role in these ideas or they just make you sound like a flat-earther

>>24965817
I did not take the vaccine.
Elaborated.

>>24967108
https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2017/08/09/you-get-chipped-eventually/547336001/
Watch the video at the top of this page, just wait for the 15 second ad to play out. The first words are "you will be chipped"

You don't need more proof than that. Where there's a will, there's a way

>>24965817
Nah, now get the fuck out of my office.

>>24967108
idiot - the information is in the database. The chip holds your ID to the database, slave

>>24965817
2, 5, 1, 4, 3

>>24967175
>>24967222
Trips checked

so why is a digital immutable personal passport a bad idea? you realize you already carry around a tracking device almost 24/7 right? and it has a built-in mic and camera which may or may not be recording at random times

this is worse somehow? for people who don't have social security numbers or what?

>>24967326
check my quads

It's only bad insofar as they implant it against your will - because you can always chuck your phone and become untraceable. With a chip, you'll ping the DB everytime you pass through checkpoints

>>24967464
Your quadgod has forsaken you

just remove the chip? no rfid can be small enough to pass through the bloodstream without causing serious issues so it would have to go somewhere else i.e. easy to detect/remove

>>24967561
chip will be implanted in the liver

>>24965817
I'd like to use my penis to inject semen into that hottie on the left, if you know what I mean.

>>24967577
well, the liver has one of the highest cell regen rates in the body and recovers incredibly quickly from having even sizeable pieces removed. try again

>>24967604
rolling 666 as Truth

>>24967589
No I'm confused explain more

>>24967108
Same way vets chip animals

>>24967589
based

>I will only vax if you let me coom inside u and lick ur armpits you fucking dirty slut

>>24967681
True I should've thought of this. This is the best argument to counter that point. Chip talk aside, the real way they're going to do it is with quantum dots, which can be scanned with a smartphone. Chips can be removed. Normally they are placed directly under the scan. Quantum dot tattoo would require a skin graft to replace the surgically excised skin, which would be obvious if it is put on the forehead or hand

>>24967681
True I should've thought of this. This is the best argument to counter that point. Chip talk aside, the real way they're going to do it is with quantum dots, which can be scanned with a smartphone. Chips can be removed. Normally they are placed directly under the skin. Quantum dot tattoo would require a skin graft to replace the surgically excised skin, which would be obvious if it is put on the forehead or hand

>>24967175
Lmao, why would any human allow amy body to place a chip in your body lile your a fucking dog.

These NPC's really are the bottom of the barrell in human evolution, literally devolving.

Get a fucking chip in your hand so you wont have to spend 1 extra second to reach for your phone. Get a chip in your hand so you can purchase company snacks.

Im done im fucking done, I hope Covid jjst wipes us all out humanity has lost all claim to this planet.

>>24965937
This man knows

>>24967634
strike 2

>>24967864
based

>>24967812
nailed it, quantum dots are the way to go

unfortunately, having a population tracking system is old hat and has been getting more sophisticated for decades now. the fact that people maintained willful ignorance for so long about it means it's too late to get butthurt about it now

>>24967864
Based

>>24968057
Yep, it's not enough that facial recognition can identify you even with a mask on and sometimes with mask and sunglasses by gait recognition; They have to have a *mark* on you, to signify that they own you.

>>24967864
>humanity
It will be fixed. Also, you will get the chip but one day you will be saved

>>24965817
no :)

>>24967108
>these are people giving you advice on /biz/

>>24967326
Because I can leave my phone at home, I can't leave whatever body part the chip is in you absolute mongoloid.

Go ahead and fire me for this dumb shit so I can collect unemployment while working on stuff I actually want to do

>>24969270
All unemployment/welfare will be turned into UBI and you'll only be able to get it if you get vaccinated and give up your proprieties to the gobernment
You will own nothing and be happy :^)

>>24969371
Jesus they have everything covered, at that point I'd spend all my free time working on how to make good fake vaccine certifications and sell them.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE VACCERINO MY 4CHAN BROS TOLD ME IT WAS A GLOBOHOMO PLOT PLS STOP TRYING TO CURE ME OF A DISEASE REEEEEEEEEEE

>>24965817
gods i would elaborate just to have a shot at smelling ass of that sitting pajeeta

>>24965817
give $200 to your Romanian doctor what's the problem dude?

>>24965817
*rape sounds*