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HZON

First for I hate niggers and the CLFfaggot

>>24911216
sir, the needful pls

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9062419/Chinas-trade-war-helping-Australia-iron-ore-prices-expected-stay-higher-longer.html
>Extraordinary twist as China's trade war with Australia backfires with our biggest money-spinning export iron ore now set to stay at record levels for longer and earn the nation BILLIONS in extra revenue
(best article I can find out about it right now, sorry that it's dailymail)
SO
Today, December 18, Chinese steel mills tried to complain to Australian iron miners that the price of iron was too high. Australian miners were basically just like "oh man, that sucks" while rubbing their nipples
https://youtu.be/Wtonb-WDQrk?t=30
Meanwhile Aussie government LOVES the high price of iron, because it's making the China trade war have zero net impact on the Australian economy - the gains that they have received from the higher price of iron are greater than the losses from coal / wine / barley! As such, Australian government basically said "iron prices are going to stay high for months, suck my dick"

VERY bullish for VALE
Very good news that Australia is going to keep iron prices high / the China Australia conflict is only escalating - VALE will reap the benefits!
>V A L E
>A
>L
>E

Anyone going to do the wishful?

>>24911216
unironically that

and

SPCX --> SPAC ETF
Actively managed
Holds all the big names
only started trading yesterday

thank me later

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NEW! XD

>>24911208
>Sony removes cyberpunk 2077
Is it too late to short cd project red?

>>24911237
>Extraordinary twist as China's trade war with Australia backfires
lol

>>24911248
FUCK NO, chink companies are super risky.

>>24911237
>Australian iron miners reacting to the Chinese complaining the price of iron is too high

>Cyberpunk pulled from stores
Well, time to text my friends >>24909787

Lmao

Good morning I hate RYCEY

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NEW! NEW! NEW! XD XD

airlines brosef

My only positions are VOO VCR and VOX
How much of a tard am I

CLFbros.....15 tomorrow?

>>24911279

So gte looks interesting guys.

Whats going on with it.

>>24911237
Fuggin' based aussies
Long live burger, aussie and huehue iron
Fuck chinks

SELL AND RUN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

https://www.ign.com/articles/sony-removing-cyberpunk-2077-from-ps-store-will-offer-refunds-to-playstation-players-who-already-bought-it

>>24911248
Wish me luck

Just bought VALE

Thinking TWLO is bound for a dip

Evolus has a final verdict for their Botox type lawsuit this December

PTON going strong

>>24911316
bro...

>>24911298
What kind of graph is this?

>>24911237
>Extraordinary twist when chinese complaining that iron prices were too high didn't work
What did they expect was going to happen, Australia just go "Ooh shit sorry cunt ill lower the price and make less money"

>>24911351
puts?

>>24911216
lods of emone

>>24910937
that sucks. weed is one of the few wonder drugs that has so many medicinal benefits and gives great euphoria without literally killing you/damaging your organs over time and with no potential for overdosing or brain damage. it has also evolved alongside humanity for thousands of years with a long history of use.

there's nothing quite on the same level. not to mention it's becoming more and more legal and widespread every year, and more commonly accepted in the main stream culture.

Did anyone buy HAVLF at open?

>Take the vaccine goy, don't be selfish, don't you want to help save lives

Put 5k into the 2 percent T dip.

Locking in those boomer gains for retirement.

>>24911351
No one here owns it anyway

>>24911351
literally no one in /smg/ owns this

>>24911387
everytime I smoke it's like I'm lagging through a online game. like every other second is forgotten and I can't stop smiling like a fucking retard.

>>24911408
this is a fairly common reaction to any shot with some people.

>>24911387
I dont like weed either desu. Used to use it all the time in college then it made me paranoid and I got bored from it.

Occasionally ill smoke now and it's a fun novel thing

Why exactly are congressional Republicans so against a second stimulus check?

>>24911319
I have no clue but I looked at the 5 year and saw it was over 3 dollars at one point so I bought 100,000 shares.

If it dips I’ll buy another 100,000

>>24911446
Leas money to send to Israel

>>24911368
the "quantum of solace"

>>24911438
I actually don't doubt that, but I'm still not going to take it

>>24911284

>>24911387
Sucky thing is i've had ankylosing spondylitis and sacoriliitis (this is probably spelt wrong but whatever) since i was 19. The shot i'm supposed to take every week costs $300 with insurance.

>>24911438
>1 out of X number of people have some very strange and rare side effect from the vaccine
>Well, it's just a statistical anomaly, no reason to freak out about it.
>1 out of X number of people have some very strange and rare symptom from the disease
>HORY SHIET WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE WE'RE ALL GONNA GET BRAIN CANCER AND AIDS AND DIARHHEA FROM CORONA I SWEAR BRO IT'S OVER WEAR THE MASK EAT THE BUGS NOW
I hate you Chang

>>24911428
sounds like fun. i use it mainly to help me sleep through the night and creativity with music. also feels great to jerk off while stoned but that goes without saying.

Bro’s, I did the needful

>>24911446
Mitch McConnell's kink is to have his wife suggest things to do and for him to say No.
He's been doing this for a decade and it took all his restraint to not DOOMP ET completely the past 4 years. He's been blueballed.

>>24911439
what do you do instead now?

>>24911284
>>24911476
Can I have your money since you're obviously not using it?

>>24911499
Thank you, very smart, very big penis of a man move that was. Enjoy the riches blessed from vishnu yellow showers.

>>24911351
i own this. and CLF. and GME

MNKD


LCTX


PFE


but muthaf*":()-s don't lisssen

>>24911428
>everytime I smoke it's like I'm lagging through a online game. like every other second is forgotten
smokes for years and I'm convinced that by the time I'm an old worn out man assuming I don't an hero there will be all kinds of studies showing that weed actually does completely fuck your brains ability to focus and all the crap about it being harmless to your brain is just that, crap

>>24911216
SIRS............NEEDFUL.........DO IT...........SIR......

if red id we dump

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>>24911535
Bye bye money, 10 cents soon

>>24911538
>LCTX
why this

>>24911563
if dubs, I dump

>>24911548
whatever, we're all gonna die some day anyways. can't be any worse than anything else you do for fun.

After a year of crabbing on "value investing" with companies who have actual fundamentals while everbody else moons on memes, I decided fuck it and just start buying stupid bullshit that is already 5x its fair value the second it goes public and continue to do so until I'm rich or bankrupt.
Missed PLTR, Snowflake, UTZ, Corsair etc. in just the last 2 months. What should I buy right now? Please add to the list:
>TLS
>UPST
>???

UUUU is saving my shitty portfolio as VLDR is crabbing and CCJ is tanking.

I have 10,000 USD. I already have 40k worth of varied stocks.

Do I put the remaining 10k into NEE or do I just hold cash and hope for a big correction early 2021 to buy the SPY dip?

>>24911552
Sir we have Spac on sale. GIK, it is only up from here at bell. When bell ring, you buy. Ring ring friend. Ring ring.

>>24911575
if dubs i buy more GME tomorrow morning

How bad is PLTR gonna dump once employees can sell their shares?

>>24911614
When can they do that?

>>24911595
Put it in HZON sir, do the needful sir. The spac will do very well for the profits for you sir.

>>24911595
day trade with it as collateral using margin.

>>24911621
It's looking like end of Jan early Feb

best country to buy a wife with my gains?

>>24911621
Dec 31 or 30th

>>24911650
>>>/trv/
and I'm assuming they're gonna tell you to go to SEA

>>24911538
My dad is bagholding MNKD with an 8 dollar average. I told him about MNKD anon ;)

>>24911237
Australian miners dipped in the morning on the news of the talks (panic about the conflict escalating / the miners being 'in trouble')
However.. everyone soon realized that it was a total nothingburger, and that in fact, iron prices were going to stay high / had government support
Very good for VALE - should be another nice and easy +1% day

>>24911650
Bulgaria

>>24911614
It will dump like bad shwarma on a moist hot day friend

>>24911595
probably speculate into GME if the other 40K are already boring bluechips
NEE is just another boring bluechip that's going to crab up

Night /smg/ is for pajeet posting only.

>>24911588
Quit whining you pussy, buy FANG, MFA, VNOM, and HLX

>>24909627
>I feel this, what I've done is just cap my buying for any one stock at 50% of my portfolio. The rest can be split between safe high quality plays (like TSM) or quick meme plays (like BITF/MARA)
The worst part is knowing I'd be sitting on a huge pile right now had I gone all in and stuck with it.

I WAS SO CLOSE BUT THREW IT AWAY CHASING SMALLER GAINS AAAAAAAAAAAA! ALL THIS TIME AND ENERGY, IT WAS A SURE BET, AND I LET IT SLIP MY HANDS. IT PUTS MY MIND IN AGONY AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

This is depressing as I now finally got the resolve. Am almost all in at this point nut all these smaller gains that also require patience are tempting me. At this point I either use the last bit I gained from closing other positions to go all in or risk it on short term gains which might just be a bust considering my impatience. If both require patience I might as well stick with my pick and not sign on to the brokerage, after all a 3-4x is significantly better than a 1.2-2x.

This is depressing. If I was rich I could at least play out all my strategies rather than jumping from one to another. Had I even had $1m I'd have been able to double it by now but because I have so little I couldn't pick a single strategy. In the end had I split it up Id have doubled my money already rather than just a small return.

>>24911631
I'm looking for more of a passive system, Buy and wait rather than swing trading.

>>24911446
It's mostly McConnel and his boner of never ever letting the Democrats having a "win".

Thoughts on IIPR?

>>24911516
I am using it.

>>24911696
Very based and needful sir, did you dump all your rupees into SPACs today?

>>24911715
then sell credit spreads

tfw my first dividend is about to come in

Good evening sirs. May I interesting you into one of my six (6) Special Purpose Acquisition Companies (i.e. "SPAC"). Please inquire about my ventures entitled: Social Capital Hedosophia Holdings.

Thank you, darling.

>>24911711
Double money easily by spac. Colonnade is very promising. Good company with good view from beach house. Cayman island, very respectable very trusting. Now sir, do what you must but make money while do dooing it. yes

>>24911279
chink companies are risky ? have you had any bad experiences investing on them ?

should i invest always in big american or european companies ?

>>24911696
I, Ramesh, have many good ticker for you. All biotech and TSLA. Cheap price!

>FedEx had good earnings
>dumps afterhours because no guidance
ok i think I get it now, it doesn't matter if the earnings are good or bad, what matters is whether the company is confident enough to tell shareholders they know where they're heading in the future

RIP to all the CLF bagholders that the tranny made this week.

>>24911514
I dont fuck with drugs all the time really. I was fucking around with coke and benzos too much right after college.

Occasionally I will take some acid or roll. Normally now I take adderall for work, drink some beer to chill.

Adderall really helped me out desu. It has its downsides but since I started taking it ive been a lot better at my job, controlling impulses, etc. Its just a good tool. I dont really abuse it anymore either.

>>24911573
cell therapy
spinal cord injury

gonnna make it

>>24911446
i don't think they're so much against stimulus checks. i think what they're more opposed to is the supplemental unemployment that just lets people sit on their ass and collect money. it's ass raping a lot of businesses because their workers are sitting at home making 2x or 3x what they'd earn at their jobs and have the added benefit of having nobody to answer to. recipe for economic disaster which nobody has the balls to talk about

>watch mad money
>any time cramer says to buy a stock, buy it
>sell it on the pump as soon as the volume comes in

anyone ever do this?

What's with all the pajeet posting from SPACs? Did /smg/ get burned on them one too many times?

>>24911775
How much it gonna be, Anon?

>>24911804
We don't hold the CLF bags. The CLF bags hold us.

>>24911832
do the needful sir
the needful, buy the SPAC, it's free money!

>>24911790
yeah, chink IPO's are kind of a toss up. wish.com used to be much larger, but now ali, banggood, and amazon are the go to places for chink shit.

>>24911650
If I tell you promise to keep it a secret?

>>24911786
Unless that doubling comes in a short time frame I'm better off just going all in on my 3-4x. Anyways I'm not looking for your picks or these anons picks I'm just frustrated that my impatience screwed me over from what was over a 7x.

>>24911828
i've shorted his suggestions in the after hours and covered next day, usually works.

>>24911387
>no potential for brain damage
>https://www.j-alz.com/content/new-study-shows-marijuana-users-have-low-blood-flow-brain
>Filbey F. M. (2016). Weeding Through Marijuana's Effects on the Brain. JAMA psychiatry, 73(8), 773–774. https://doi.org/10.1001/jamapsychiatry.2016.1133
>Volkow, N. D., Baler, R. D., Compton, W. M., & Weiss, S. R. (2014). Adverse health effects of marijuana use. The New England journal of medicine, 370(23), 2219–2227. https://doi.org/10.1056/NEJMra1402309

>>24911790
>what is ant group
https://www.straitstimes.com/business/ant-group-conducting-review-after-ipo-collapse-chairman

>>24911666
based Dad
lucky Anon

>>24911237
>VERY bullish for VALE
noice, I've got some $15 calls for VALE set to expire 6/18/21. they're up 952% now, so I was contemplating selling them. sucks i only bought 2

>>24911828
>sell it on the pump as soon as the volume comes in
what if it keeps pumping

>>24911804
there aren't CLF bagholders. the shit has been hovering around ATH all week. only going higher

>>24911832
Sirs I have best new trading opportunity in SPACs wallet for good value and new investors looking to make the best of airdrop profits

Bill windows98 and her husband Bilinda have an company that lets pictures of fetus be made right on your phone while you driving with the great (((white))) Mark and all money from Cuba to be paid by each mile between crack house and KFC so no need of hading bad worry with hydrogen powered wheel chair for diabetes black woman

How is your thoughts for best futures gains and bright needfuls from my new reddit buddys, how are your opinions?

>>24911237
Literal shitmonkey Brazilian company

>>24911446
They desperately want to lose their senate majority. It's honestly extremely bullish, at least for the short term

>>24911858
Yeah

>>24911887
i don't care im just looking for a consistent way to scalp for free money. if you wanted to gamble on more, just scalp on half and put a stop loss at break even, and gamble with the other half risk free.

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

>>24911881
and for the record, I bought those because of unusual whales

>>24911836
338 canadian dollars

>>24911917
Okay don't go spreading this around, but between you and me, Belarus.

Added 100 Vale calls and 200 Cliffs calls today

2023 leaps to be specific. $30 and $25 strikes respectively

>>24911790
Yes, stay away from chink companies, they can defraud anyone outside of china without consequence. There are plenty of other emerging markets.

Tomorrows mooners
MARA
YGMZ
OCG

>>24911940
Alright, I'm making traval plans right now

>>24911935
That's a lot of stocks then if you hold tech like the rest of us

>>24911907
who cares they sell iron and are getting pumped by institutions that say they're worth 50% more than what the price is now, get in huehuehuehue

>>24911933
my nigga. I sometimes do the LEAPS from there and I've not been bogged yet

>>24911881
when did you pick those up? gj bro

>>24911917
highest avg iq to lowest avg income combo out there.
easy to impress chicks without creating tard kids with them

>>24911954

I was browsing stocktwits chad.. how high do you think CLF goes tomorrow?

>>24911954
Iron is cyclical, prices will level out within a year.

>>24911892
Cope

>>24911982
>without creating tard kids with them
let's be honest, if he's browsing this thread that's happening to him regardless of how smart the cunt he cums in is

Friendly reminder for those not invested in UUUU:
>Entire market cap of uranium cos is a whopping 2% of Tesla
It's not too late. Anything under $15 is fud next year. In 2-4 years this will be $40+

>>24911989

14.50 possibly.. undervalued and when it tested 12.82 they wouldn't let it fall under 5b mkt cap

>>24911995

Nice. Perfect for me to give myself a hair cut during the summer when CLF is at $50

>>24911963
Jesus YGMZ grew 333% in a day today

Reminder, BX CANNOT fall.

>>24911995
>within a year.
so we just have to get the fuck out before next summer-ish

>>24912011
yeah but half tard kids is way better than full tard
the fact that isn't obvious to you makes me think you're the tard

>>24912012
ok i will do the needful, thank you sirs

>>24912026
Yeah but why pay extra for 2023 leaps then?

>>24911970
XEQT its a boring ass ETF but im new so im afraid of losing money and i threw my whole net worth in it at once haha also holding small amounts of TLS and MMED

>>24912012
I'm not fucking buying.

>>24911977
Oct 20th, $0.29 each. now they're $3.05 each. so Im up $552 from a $60 investment

whats the price target for VALE?

Buy $LAND Anon, God ain't making more of it.

>>24912012
Waiting for another dip to get in

>>24912038
I know, my point was maybe 2022 calls would be fine instead of 2023.

>>24912030
It could pull a WNW

>>24912045
fugg XDDD

>>24912012
Sir, let me introduce myself. I am Robert and I have deal of century for you today friend. Now that formaility is out of way, let us speak the only language. That my friend is money. For small fee I will tell you secret to riches and white women. Now that I have attention of yours, that is the needful and only the needful is what you do. Do do make the right move. Yes is your answer

>>24912080
>$
Back to Stocktwits with you

Over the course of three weeks I bought Tesla puts anticipating some type of correction back to November 400 levels from before the sp500 announcement.

As of this moment I’m down 12k I bought more yesterday and lost more money as the stock broke all time high records today. My puts expire next year but I’m in shambles at the moment. I cried and even had a psychotic break.


I thought it would stop the value of Tesla is only a few percentage points from Tencent. I don’t know any more was I really crazy for buying puts on Tesla? I saw a few people mention Tesla will never be 500 dollars again and it made me want to cry

>>24912067
that's ok. you'll be stuck on Earth while I'm able to afford a seat on a spaceship out of here to Mars thanks to Energy Fuels Inc. U3O8 that powers my SpaceX Uber app (SpaceX now owns Uber in this reality).

>>24912079
$24.50+
https://thefly.com/landingPageNews.php?id=3212481&headline=VALE-Vale-price-target-raised-to--from--at-JPMorgan

>>24911921
CLFbros....i'm scared....

>>24911921
I hate CLFaggots even more now lel

What are your last plays of 2020 lads?

For me I'm long PLTR and BFT and going long MSFT during rebalancing tmw.

>>24912132
Imagine betting against Tony Stark
embarrassing

>>24912161
Hopefully your cost on PLTR is at 20 or below.

>>24911989
after reading through stocktwits, i'm a little concerned that it's gonna dump hard tomorrow. X is saying they're expecting a Q4 loss. earnings patterns between the two companies appear to track each other. any idea as to when LG will give guidance?

Will a seven figure portfolio bring
>her
back?

>>24912161
I finally bought in to Corsair today for a swing. We'll see. No other changes to portfolio.

>>24912161
AMZN and FB. if MSFT dips im hitting that too

What did KFC mean by this?

>>24911921
>>24912142
>>24912146

>>24912185
Bought in today after watching the madness on the charts past two weeks. If it dips towards $20 I'll just keep averaging in. PLTR is one of the only plays I plan on being long in for a year plus.

>>24912211
saved

>>24911892
Double top and press F to pay respects

>>24912132
Why the fuck would anyone try such speculative plays with Tesla is beyond me. How did you think that you could outsmart a stock that has more unpredictability and volatility than fucking crypto?

>>24912161
I'm in CLF/VALE and puts on MARA
Not changing shit for at least a few weeks

>>24912161
BFT for the win

Also may dip a couple bucks in EV SOAC play PIC Merger is 12/21 begins trading 12/22 as XL

>>24912237
OK, I just think it's going to be very volatile in the next few months, probably touch 20 a few times. I think it's a good company though long term.

>>24912202
Mine got engaged on Thanksgiving, she seems happy though, my fault for drinking her away 5 years ago
>plus she's fat now

>>24912273
Seems like no bad time to get on this play. It could easily be a FAANG in 5 years time.

If there is no stimulus I'm financially ruined.

>>24912257
These people got programmed by the MSM to think Elon would fail when they got mad at him when he pointed out the fact they're a bunch of zog puppets

As a democrat I think we need to let the shutdown continue so we can drive down property values further and let the chinese come in and scoop up cheapies... in 10 years i'll change my position to demand no foriegn soveriegnty over usa and give it back to the old red white and blue, as for the lost generation, you shouldn't have cut the genitals of the children... there's enough actual men to make it work though... god bless america.

>>24912295
SQ will be the new FAANG in 5 years

>>24912270
This SPAC is great bargain we know this to be true. The sheep will follow us because we know how to make money. I sleep with fists of paper. Paper not to wipe with no but paper to buy with. This is knowledge and the needful will be

>>24912303
so are millions of other Americans welcome to the club ;P

>>24912012
okay, fine. That CEO has convinced me by replying to you that I will buy into his company.

>>24912232
Was going to buy yesterday at 3.15, but I decided to wait for a dip.

Unbeknownst to me, 3.15 was the dip.

Nice, ripple just took me back above 21k. Glad I bought a small bag before the moon mission. Even got those spark tokens whatever the fuck they are

>>24911351
thats bullish no real gamer liked cyberpunk so far they all shit on it

>>24912320
Buy BX or be a baggy forever.

>>24912295
Yeah, the biggest drawback is the controversy, and the fact they have a limited customer base which could limit growth, but it's certainly worth more than what it's at now long term.

sell GME now

Gentlemen. i dont do this often but..
its time. Finally.

for about 5 years ive argued with anon's about the eventual success and timing of AMRS.
I told them not yet, not yet, not yet.
Now they're ready.
They have 1 molecule that can net them a billion dollars, and have cleaned up their R&D and have 300 more molecules in the pipeline, and have no signs of slowing down.

This will be one of the biggest rises of all time. Tesla. Amazon, AMRS.
But it will fucking move fast.

please please heed my word, ive watched them closely for 5 years and i have a 100k portfolio as is. Tomorrow i will be putting 30k into it to being my position.

>>24912358
>it's bullish that a game was total shit, no one likes it and it got pulled from the sony store
wut?

>>24912408
wait amy is waking up?

>>24912312
Musk for president

>>24912403
Why? That guys doesn't get out much, but he went out to go to gamestop.

Bullish

>>24912427
it is time.

>>24912408
T. Shill.
Also post position fast.

>>24912418
sony didnt create cyberpunk

if they come against it and microsoft doesnt it could be viewed as bullish

>>24912363
Bx no good sir. This is weak like yellow flacid stick. Big stick is in SPAC. Big money to be made. This you post is garbage. You don't want garbage do you friend. So buy BFT for good profit.

>>24912408
go away AMRS shill you had your day four years ago and I made 1k back then, but I'm super wary.

https://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2020/12/elon-musk-says-evs-will-double-worlds-need-for-electricity/
>On Tuesday, Tesla CEO Elon Musk stated that the world’s electricity consumption would likely double as EVs become the norm. While this doesn’t account for the additional energy needs created by our increased reliance on digital devices (something that’s already hard to calculate as electronics become more efficient), he believes it will create massive demand for nuclear, solar, wind, and geothermal energy solutions if sustainability is to be entertained.
UUUU know what to do.

>>24912408
Excuse me but what's going on?

>>24912408
Ah very good sir, many needful tidings and blessed up lines for us all

>>24912408
5 years ago i was fucking a broad who got addicted to heroin, and i turned her into her parents kicking and screaming and found my gook fu... why is amy waking up, i've heard everything about shark liver oil to fucking sweeteners used by coca-cola to fucking hemp cbd snake oil... what's different?

Hi frens, how do I do the sneedful?

>>24912351
I actually sold 1k around 2.96 and am kind of kicking myself for it. I didn't really realize how much they were expanding into other REE. And that DuPont partnership was super bullish.

>>24912121
Fluoxetine. It might help.

>>24912467
Sound good and juicy. Now I have deal for you. Do not post your positions ever in trading day sir. This is bad for all. Now I have to use the public restroom brb

Listen here shitfuck kiddys, if RIOT doesn't pump tommorow to its FAIR and TRUE value then I swear to god I will call up the SEC and FINRA and report you ungrateful little shits, and this entire godamn market, for being FRADULENT as all hell. Yeah, you feel that burn huh? Huh? How do you little shits feel about that huh?

Fuck I got fucked by steel x
>>24912473
Nah, market is preparing for Tesla bloody debut on Monday

>>24912452
>>24912439
I dont own any yet. as i said i have argued against it the last 5 years.

>>24912459
>>24912460
>>24912467
Whats different is they finally are getting their shit together.
its on the absolute edge now, investors can no longer ignore the insane amount of money theyre going to start bringing in.

Do your own DD, ive done 20 hours of research the last week.
i am TELLING YOU it is time. Put EVERYTHING you can in.

>>24912408
tell you what shill, I will use a small percentage of my non BX funds for it.
But in return I hope you return the favor.

someone convince me to keep my CLF otherwise im dumping on open and assuming i bought at 14$ which is the peak and will never reach there again

>>24912518
BTC to 100K EOY I promise sir do the needful

>>24912408
>AMRS.
Tell me more

>>24912518
The consequences will never be the same sir, we will back trace it and send them to the cyber police

>>24912558
dude, i understand how i look.

i look like a typical shill. i promise you, this is not shilling.
this is the real deal.
LOOK UP their evolving revnue.

How the fuck did Luckin come back? https://stocktwits.com/symbol/LKNCY

>>24912623
p&d

>>24912598
I am going to buy 1000 shares tomorrow based on zero research other than your posts in this thread.

>>24912478
It'll dip tomorrow. It has to, right? Surely someone wants to take profits. Also it's Friday, no way they hold over the weekend. Probably pick up some shares then.

>>24912623
>higher market cap than Gamestop
LOL

>>24912623
Backed by CCP. Too communist to fail, or something. This is their big op to copy Starbucks, just like Baba is their Amazon and Nio is their Tesla.

>>24912644
i always suggest you do your own DD, but luckily for you, you happened to be on 4chan at the same time as somoene who isnt a useless piece of shit shill

Everyone. do your research. Tell your families. tell your friends.
it is going to happen very quickly.

I bought back into MMEDF with 4000 shares.

>>24912598
when should we sell then ?

>>24912649
My plan as well.

>>24912689
Good thing I will die with my nio shares held from below 10

how can i ask girl to open vagene and bob to me?

Clf chads if we hit 15 tomorrow i will livestream me shoving a horse cock dildo up my ass in a public park

>>24912403
I hate how they lean on shit like that, especially shopping carts. It's almost like their backs can't take all that weight and they have to plop down on something.

the option gains on AMRS is actually ridic this shillbro might be on something

>>24912408
interesting post care to elaborate more?

>>24912715
and how quickly will it rise, if your a shill I want a timedate at least so I can leave as soon as im done taking your bags.

>>24912747
God damn, smg is full of degenerate fucks

>>24912715
No, were lazy and you need to spoon feed us you huge fucking faggot, HELP US DO THE NEEDFUL

>>24912408
>Chart looks like a dead shitcoin
Every. Single. Time.

oh I've got it
I'll visit the astral realm and confront the senate

>>24912718
Should have bought that juicy SHRMF dip a couple days ago at .6ix9ine

>>24911954
How do you pick your calls. Is there an autistic method? Do you actually use the greek metrics? Ancient Jewish blood libel?

Redpill me on ET. Why is it valued 4x its price and have 15% dividends?

>>24912408
>https://seekingalpha.com/article/4395271-amyris-is-setting-up-for-monster-run


Wtf, it’s real

>>24912776
I just need an excuse to put a big black dildo up my boi pucci. Cant wait o have my bucci juices dripping out all over that horse cock mmmm yummy ill lick it up too like a slutty slave uuuuwuuuu

>>24912722
Sell?
difficult to see the rise slow down for the next 20 years.

for those of you who dont know AMRS science creates synthetic versions of molecules.
so Squalene comes from dead sharks and costs a ton. AMRS makes synthetic squalene and sells it for half the price.

once again, 1 of their molecules took them a while to produce, and is going to net them a billion.
they figured out the science and put their production into hyper drive.

they now have over 300 molecules in the pipeline and will not stop anytime soon.

they also now have the option of selling their properties for Millions a piece.

Their rise will be violent.
an article a few months back called it the next Tesla
and Seeking fucking alpha just came out with this a few hours ago
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4395271-amyris-is-setting-up-for-monster-run

>>24912841
Isn't it time to take your meds?

>>24912408
Amyris has a promising portfolio but absolutely shit management. Didn't they also get wrecked by the collapse of the Lavvan deal? They burn cash and dilute shares and have been doing it for a decade.
What is different NOW?

>>24912856
I NEED EXPIRY DATES AND STRIKES SHILL

>>24912824
Very nice sir, but have you considered HZON? Please do the needful and invest sir.

>>24911408
>You're not getting the vaccine?
>That's a discussion for HR.

>>24912856
last time some fags came in here shilling some seekingalpha article it turned into GME coomposting and we all made a bunch of money
say no more, I'm in

>>24912813
I don't really like SHRMF, that feels like more of a sympathy play due to the current market increase rather than playing towards a good company in a good market increase.

How much more before I can theoretically live off passive income. I have no life, no gf, so no expenses really beyond phone/internet

AMRS CHADS RISE THE FUCK UP!!!!!

>>24912879
That is EXACTLY what i argued with AMRS shills in the past about.
The difference now is soley a matter of revenue and flexibility.. and thus new investors.

>>24912889
I wouldnt bother with options i would buy the stock.
the timing could be any day or any of the upcoming month.
just start fucking accumulating

>>24912834
don't be fooled, there's always one intern from these bankrupt bioshit companies posting "articles" on seeking Alpha to keep them alfoat for another month. Just scroll down and you will see the same account spamming a dozen "It's happening, two more weeks!" articles over the last couple of years while every single other article posted by one-time authors says "this company is bankrupt lol".
Don't trust the shill's lies.

>>24912918
by the way i like MMEDF shroom therapy too, should have a big rise.
its not on robinhood though, you young little skeezers

>>24912895
how many lives is this shit, being forced on the general population, going to ruin?

>>24912947
What's the shill?

>>24912947
Ah yes bio, hold on after I get through buying brasil stocks, I'll be sure to invest.

>>24912957
please do your research dude.
I argued from your position for years.
Look up the changing revenue projections

>>24912980
virtue signaling pregnant women are getting, shit is gonna get bad

Where to put 7,5k

>>24912856
fuck it ima buy some

>>24912980
hopefully everyone's so I can finally achieve the ultimate heart of stone when there really is no hope left and I can just enjoy watching everything burn and crumble

>>24913005
Good

wheres the Negro that said markets are closed tomorrow? I actually believed it

>>24912403
This is the guy who slapped my gf's ass!

>>24913028
never relax anon

>>24912503
look... that broad was on heroin... we were together for a few weeks, didn't last long. she uhh captivated my attention by having huge tits, blonde hair and blue eyes... her abiltities to dance, and watching her do lines was great... we started seeing each other 1 on 1 for a bit, but she used a ton of heroin... she ends up getting an infection and does a 14 day detox. she loses her job, but has 4 younger siblings and an aging grandma. times were good, jobs were easy to find especially if all you have to do is have a pulse right... so she gets out of rehab and then like 2 weeks after she's out we're having sex and im kissing every fucking inch and then i see it in her elbow... a fucking pinprick... so immediately she gets defensive, her car is basically a piece of shit and we left it junked on the other side of town... i drove her and turned her into her parents... she did a 6 week inpatient treatment then a halfway house in california, but i dropped off the kikebook, and cussed her out too much on the phone... she hated i liked trump, i hated she went to the woman's march, we accused eachother of so much... but i cared... and when she saw me with gookfu, she went out of her way to apologize to me, and i said... look i've got nothing more to say to you, you're still alive and that's honestly why i had to bring you in like that, and then she said at least you're happy.

>>24912994
AMRS used to be in alternative fuel.

they completely changed hteir business model to synthetic biology
And by a miracle it fucking worked.

go on instagram and see if you know any of the makeup chicks who dont know what Biosance is.

Dont forget i wasted my time here telling you all this.
DO. YOUR. DD.

>>24913005
>future liberal voters now literally getting brain damage

like pottery

>>24912776
No just cringe reddit attention whores who fail at humor

does anyone here exercise options? it seems like a better idea just to sell the contracts. although i guess options seem more like gambling to me, so I'm not in the mindset to use them to actually buy and then hold something, generally i would just buy things outright if i wanted them long term, though its probably a good idea to use options just to potentially have some shares unless it starts going the other way and then your bags are a predetermined loss

>>24913037
Your avatar makes me think that the GF's ass in question was your own ass wearing a skirt.

Lmao I’ll repeat it again: you robiniggers are the worst

https://www.engadget.com/amp/robinhood-fraud-investigation-65-million-dollar-fine-172019441.html

>>24912918
If the professor stopped trying to navigate it, and they brought in a good board, and brought in good /biz/nizz people, it has the most potential (market cap wise). Listen to their CEO: https://omny.fm/shows/640-toronto/how-to-tell-your-family-you-wont-be-coming-home-fo

>>24913049
Yes sir I think the same, please also buy HZON sir, do the needful and having a good evening to you as well also good night sir.

>>24913075
>he actually used robinhood instead of just opening an account with a normal broker

>>24912754
wow it's almost like being a fat piece of shit has physical consequences, you figured it out sherlock

>>24913075
how do i profit from this?

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

>>24913112
I actually use my trading bank and I pay commissions since I don’t believe the no commissions jewery and that article is the proof that you should never trust these kind of too good to be true things, as always.

>>24913145

>>24913063
I never buy naked calls or puts. The most I’ll do is a credit spread.

Psychedelic therapy will be featured on CNNs This Is Life episode that airs next sunday

shroom stocks 2damoon

>>24912892
why?

how did a market order of mine execute at a higher price than the stock went to the whole day (40 cents higher)? i'll take it as a reason not to market buy but wondering if i can get my money back

>>24913141
Are you a (((market maker)))?

>>24911935
Holy shit, you're literally a millionaire

>>24913037
kek I remember that meme

>>24913165
onlyfans spac

>>24913157
just drop down to $13 temporarily so i can buy more, i'll do it this time i swear, please.

>>24913153
im not a retard so i use a reputable broker than has 0 commissions on the services i use

>>24913160
>mfw I bought in this morning

>>24913049
Fuck it, I will go 100% all in.
After all I barely started the stock market and barely have any money anyways so fuck it, its a good way to learn.

>>24913176
Someone saw your order and pumped the price instantaneously to bog you. Everything you do as retail is visible and a few milliseconds behind someone else higher up the chain.

>>24913165
Jesus Christ please don't actually invest in either of these stocks, stick to the fundamentals. Alternatively buy the future of snacking technology buy UTZ but CUNNY.

>>24913190
i push him over and laugh when he can't get up

>>24913063
I sell covered calls and sell puts for stocks I wouldn't mind owning anyway. haven't had any get exercised yet though.

>>24913049
Hope you are telling the truth anon, gonna put my food money into this too.

>>24913160
definitely
just sold my SEEL and my PHUN for 20% profit each..

as of tomorrow ill have about
30k in amrs
10k in MMEDF (shrooms)
10k in CGC (weed)
5k in ERX calls (big money, 2x etf oil recovery)
might buy some CVS calls due to the vaccines

>>24913229
any upcoming catalysts?

>>24913223
Would they really do that to make me lose 40 dollars of gains? Seems inconsequential

There is literally no volume on calls for AMRS

>>24913274
What for UTZ? Not really there's some rumors about A coke buyout but it's just a solid company, if you have doubts just look at the charts.

>>24912747
Hard pass, lad. This doesn't feel like it has anything to do with CLF.

>>24913305
Because it's fucking dogshit but do what you want dude.

>>24913041
Kys. How so many of u get involved with druggy degenerates i have no idea. Ive never met anyone that has done anything harder than lsd. Well i have but i avoided them like the plague. Its like dealing with niggers. Dont want toxic nigger shit in your life? Just avoid the niggers. Not too difficult. Unfortunately many of u seem to be total retards

>>24913310
it's already doubled in price, i'd be worried about getting bogged at this point.

>>24912824
Something about them maintaining their own oil pipes or something. I was holding them for a sweet divvy but my losses on the actual stock eventually shook me out.

Should've just held apparently as the fucking thing is back above where I sold. Might get back in if oil can figure out what the fuck it's going to do.

>>24913337
pls*

>>24913345
You can always buy the dip. It seems like a solid long-term bet, in my biased opinion (I really like crab chip)

>>24911234

NEW

>>24911234

>>24913002
>Two more weeks
>Pebble mine confirmed
>GME to 60$
etc. etc.
I skimmed through the articles and even the Seeking Alpha shill (just as expected, half of the articles are him) in his latest article says "Yeah, the CEO lied to us every single time and fucked us, b-but perhaps this time will be different". Absolute kek.
I just feel bad for the anons who will lose money because of ou, but then again it's a learning experience. Fool me once etc.

whats the latest memes?

i'm making bank on PLTR.
what're we on next?

>>24913337
Because we're degenerate alcoholics and junkies too

>>24913345
>>24913392
Would recommend waiting for a red week as well, but an upward moving chart across its whole lifetime means it goes up not down, so buy and hold ya know.

>>24912403
No! Look I was a little kid growing up. Everybody thinks they were a little kid, but I was the littlest fucking kid... Pre-mature baby, like middle school gym class line up according to height and I'm on the end every fucking time. Now I'm actually 5' 11" like I want to bullshit and say I'm 6 feet tall and weigh 1000 pounds... I don't understand the joy in fat shaming.. maybe its because of my own insecurities, but I guess tiny people do things big guys can't, and big guys do things only big guys can do... now just being average I mean I might be above average, maybe it's just fucking genetics... Like I go to buy beer... I can buy fucking anything all the hoppy bullshit ipas, i know people who own successful breweries, i've got choice of beer... i chose stella, or amstel light, guiness, or boston lager (room temp) or becks dark.

>>24913428
Baggie, publish those fucking chat logs with your gookfu. Prove to us that she can speak English.

I am thinking of IQ call debit spread 16LC 17SC for February 73% return on capital with a break even at 16.34

>>24913305
I don't know why I wasted time opening ToS just to take this screenshot

I’m also looking at a debit spread on ARKK for April
126LC 127SC 233% return on capital

>>24911820
What does it matter desu? If the government pays the worker more, seems like the business should offer better pay to entice people more. Most people are willing to work when paid and treated fairly.

>>24913305
Uh BASED
that's when you buy because it forces some schmuck broker to buy enough shares to write the calls for you sending the pump even higher. If everyone on this board gets in on this trade we will have enough volume to pump this shit bigly

>>24913274
Biden is gonna open the prison because of COVID and release all the pedos
They’ll be a run on CUNY and UTZ will be the Main benefactor

>>24913568
my gookfu's ass is more like the one in the middle, the broad waiting tables had one more like the one one the left, i can tell because i was looking at her ass, and while she was only like 5 foot 4 or what ever the way the folds in her ass were eating at her pants was more in that shape, she put on some weight in the 4 years or what ever, she was vegetarian, but still ate eggs and creams... yeah but gookfu's behind is kinda like the one in the middle... it's not my favorite part because that goes to her face... the non-verbal communications... damn she's fucking awesome.

>>24913049
bro, you couldn't shill this shit yesterday?

>>24913345
Just don’t take the call

>>24911870
yup yup

pltr or uuuu shares for long term?

>>24913263
Bro don't fucking do it. I know you want to make it but never bet with money you need for expenses.

I DC'd my vpn to tell you this one.

>>24913597
the problem is that this is an artificial price. The government is able to give their workers (NEETs) whatever compensation they would like because they force their revenue from taxes. It is competition, but it isn't a fair competition. Throws the whole system outta wack.

>>24913978
UUUU is the long term play since we know what the bottom is (for now). PLTR could be a good long term play, but I'd wait to see if it overreacts after an earnings and get in then.

>>24911469
This is an excellent meme and I have never run across a Dark meme in the wild. Excellent show.