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The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave 0.000001 bitbeans to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my bitbean wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my bitbeans) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my bitbean wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 bitbeans to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 bitbeans to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

>> No.2487569

welp im sold. Just put 9000 btc into bitbean TO THE MOON

>> No.2487601

"SUCK MY BEANSTALK."

>> No.2487607

>>2487524
i gotta say this method of shilling is actually funny

>> No.2487633
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2487633

>>2487524
I read all of that for some reason

>> No.2487636

Bitch got B E A N E D

>> No.2487647

>>2487607

Yeah at least

>> No.2487652

lol beaners know the realz

btw if u miss this pump u deserve to be perforated with a spiket baseball bat through your poopwhole

>> No.2487661

>>2487524
>my whole life revolves around female validation: the confession

>> No.2487671

>>2487524

top jej m8

>> No.2487717
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2487717

>2025
>Wake up
>TV is on, President is giving a speech
>"And so I say, A bean for every man, woman and child"
>Pick up my Gold Iphone
>Bean Stalks are up 25% today
>Stretch, get out of bed and jump into my Rocket Car
>Phone is blowing up with Supermodels who want a tour of my Solid gold mansion
>Feeling pecking so I drive to local mexican restaurant
>Order a bean burrito
>Drive over to my friend who invested in Bitcoin
>Currently living out of a Foodtruck
>Walk by, crop dusting the whole area
>Head home to count my beans

>> No.2487755

Some serious next level autism on show when people waste their time writing this crap. Bit bean fucking lmao, at least come up with a name that doesn't sound like a 5 year old came up with it.

>> No.2487758

>>2487717
you forgot to bean him up with a couple beaniebers

>> No.2487768

>>2487755
lol fart kid talking bullshit because he bought high and sold low

>> No.2487769

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THANK YOU SIR this was great
>>2487524

>> No.2487777

nice to see there still be penny whores in 2025

>> No.2487800

>>2487755
why don't you come up

>> No.2487801
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2487801

>>2487636

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>>2487717
You forgot about your other friend who invested in ETH, anon. Pic related

>> No.2487831

>>2487524

All I got from this was

>you still need kneepads to drive

>> No.2487849
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2487849

Can't believe this shit went up 400% in value.

I swear, every time a shitcoin is listed on bittrex, all you have to do is immediately buy then resell in 2 weeks for guaranteed 300-1000% profit.

This is not how money is supposed to work, god damn it.

>> No.2487858

>>2487524
bench before squat
instant giveaway that you are telling bullshit

Even though the rest of the story did sound believable.

>> No.2487875

>>2487849
stop blaspheming you maggot

calling out on the sprouting beans pfft

>> No.2487920
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2487920

Bitbean is still crashing. There won't be any survivors.

>> No.2488027

>>2487849
Jesus fucking christ, just noticed this actually was at 1000% at its highest versus its lowest. God knows how much these whales made who stocked up on this garbage before it even hit the real exchanges.

>> No.2488173

>>2488027
Didn't sell any of it, still holding. Used some of it to pay other people and donate. That is all.

>> No.2488239

>be me
>the year is 2023
>wake up to alarm clock 11am
>check beans; up 15%
>fart
>go back to sleep.

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>>2487524

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2488658

Selling circle art for bitbean!!
100 bitb = new circle more for sexier circle
Please help support struggling circle art industry
2Usso3CE6uxgiitD9zFC5JSSukHYCxkQeB

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2488810

This bean is going to blast through the top 100 and fuck every bitch along the way.

>> No.2488923

And then you woke up.

>> No.2488961
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2488961

Can someone redpill me on bitbean?

is this really the coin of the future?

>> No.2488962

>>2487524
Magnificent story bro you convinced me


I am a Beaner now

>> No.2488980

>>2488961
The price keeps dropping everyday. That's all you need to know.

>> No.2489035

>>2488961
>>2488980

The price is up 4587% in the past 3 months. That's all you need to know.

>> No.2489166

>>2487755

Jelly nobeaner detected

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2489548

>>2487524
>>2487636
>>2487801
>>2488239
>>2488658
This is the kind of trolling I can get behind

>> No.2489592
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2489592

FUCK IT

PUT ME DOWN FOR MORE BEANS

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>>2488980

>> No.2490512

This is what Trump meant when he said Mexico would pay for the wall

>> No.2490546

>>2487633
It made me have sexual thoughts. I will punish myself by trading crypto.

>> No.2490554

>>2487661
This

>> No.2490587

>>2487661
This is every normie tbqh

>> No.2490657
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2490657

FUCKING BEAN KEEPS DROPPING WHY DO I KEEP GETTING KEKED REEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.2490683

>>2490657
literally why the fuck would you buy bitbean

>> No.2490703

>>2490683
cuz they're magic virtual beans you fucking normie.

>> No.2490719

>>2490683
he got memed

>> No.2490748
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2490748

SHITBEANS