/biz/ - Business & Finance

your haircomb on the blockchain moved?

>>24846423
I don't understand fren

>>24846479
He's talking about being a raging faggot

>guy touched anon
>Anons sissy faggot dick got a stiffy

Any questions?

>you will never be a woman

>>24846423
I'd feel gay as fuck being touched by a guy while naked. I only go to female message therapists. However, male chiropractors are able to use more force and adjust the spine better so I prefer male for Chiro.

>Business & Finance

>>24846423
>it moved
What? How else can you get a massage without them moving?

>>24846423
>It moved.
my dick can move even when I pet a cat or a dog. Especially right now since with the covid I haven't touched any living thing for months.

OP is either so touch deprived that a bout of prolonged touching has brought some excitement or he is queer.

>>24846423
Hello George. How was it with Raymond?

>>24847250
Go back

>>24847232
most likely the first desu
a 70 year old fat woman accidentally grinded past my dick in Tesco the other day and my dick inflated almost instantly
was so embarrassed

I don't get massages because I am afraid of getting a dude. I don't want some guy rubbing me.
Is it kosher to ask before your massage for a female? Or is that too autistic?

>>24846423
my coworker scratched my back today and my peepe moved

>>24847308
Fuck her bro

im gay

>>24847296
>hey we've got an autistic looking guy here who insists on a female masseuse, unclear if he thinks this is a rub and tug. anyone want to take this one?

>>24847296
Nope. Look up reviews on google then ask for a specific female therapist that was mentioned. Say you heard they are good so you want to book with them.

>>24847395
Basically my worry, but I just get sore from workouts sometimes and think it'll be relaxing. The idea of a dude oiling me up and touching me is horrible though.
I considered going to an actual rub n tug to avoid the awkwardness but figured their massages probably suck

>>24846479
his hand moved

>>24847410
I think I can pull that off, ty anon

>>24847427
>The idea of a dude oiling me up and touching me is horrible though
Sounds like you're a closet fag tbqh

>>24847447
No problem. /biz/ is a good forum for advice on how to navigate the world as an autist

>>24847458
Is it gay to not want a man to rub oil on your naked body?

>>24847504
no but your insecurities prove youre a fag

>>24847458
I don't think so anon. I just imagine his thick muscular hands rubbing up and down my body, releasing tension in my shoulders while his big throbbing cock penetrates my tight asshole and it gives me a strange tingly feeling.

>>24847538
>He fell for the homophobe meme

This is no doubt Base go the mars now! My lucky shot was here and am ready to get even more

>>24847135
>I only like men touching me when they’re forceful
Yikes

>>24847668
>t. Fatty

>>24847369
ok i guess i will

>>24847220
anon ...

>>24847220
The final blackpill. Few have the balls to admit but everyone knows.

>>24847284
I got a huge hardon on a walk with my grandma once feelsweirdman

>>24847668
>he doesn't get his spine adjusted by strong burly bearded men with huge cocks that could hold him down and insert themselves at any given moment
ngmi

>>24848010
im not afraid to admit living in this animal body comes with things I can't control nigga. I dont want this stuff to happen but sometimes it does. I also do not watch porn or masturbate to build control. but if a cat jumps in my lap and starts purring and rubbing itself on my balls then yes my dick could potentially start moving. its not my fucking choice alright.

>>24847220
You have transcended