/biz/ - Business & Finance

Remember to buy GHIV if you're a based investor

>Be young, fit, no co-morbidities
>get called a retard for not trampling over other people to take a rushed vaccine

Anyways long UUUUUUUUUUU

First for boi pussy

What does this mean to you?

https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/havn-life-sciences-announces-increase-150100444.html

Bullish or bearish?

i own three stocks
all are red today
WHY

>>24831785
Why would you care what retards have to say?

>>24831801
Because Mitch McConnell.

Where’s the guy who’s all in SPACS

>>24831785
Yeah I'd rather get the virus so I can brag about how hard I am for the next year or so.

what should I pivot to from pltr smg?

>>24831801
you listened to /smg/

shill me things

$ACUIF BUY THE DIPS

>>24831800
It means all in your villages rupees sir, do the needful

Investing in the fake economy is all we do here, OP.
If we were investing in the real economy, we'd take one look at most companies' 10-K right now, do a 360, walk away, and buy ammo and rations.

>AAPL $128c 12/18 1 sell
fug, am i losing my shares here?

>>24831809
That's why I'm long UUUU despite all the people thinking this is the top

Cannabro here. Hope you guys are swinging these crabby days. I bought into commercial drone company ALPP. Buying the nice SSPK dip. Trimming shares of UUUU. Will buy back in when UUUU dumps from last day profit taking

>>24831785
>Get virus
>Have a fever for 2 days and a headache
I can't believe I survived, bros

it appears buying the EBAY dip vas the right choice

>>24831820
Present and I still want to die.

>>24831785
>>24831853
>>24831867
>caught the dip of UUUU at 2.97. Up > 10%. Is this what making it feels like?

where my budbuddies at?
90 EOY

>>24831828
Kliffs

Does anyone else like to fuck boi pucci? If you know what i mean

BCRX much big recovering sirs, hope you did the needful

>>24831869
>I can't believe I survived, bros
Post ekg or gtfo. We all know covid is the most and only deadly thing.

remember to load up on UBER if you want to make it.

>>24831908
>needful
That's it. I will that fucking word.

>>24831825
Do you really think the vaccine prevents the virus? It's just dosing you with shit to induce an immune response, and that's completely disregarding that this is the first mRNA editing vaccine ever
Getting the virus and letting your immune system develop a natural response is not retarded, especially if you're young and healthy. Why people think it has to do with "being hard" is beyond me
Some of ya'll are too fucking young to have had chicken-pox playdates and it fucking shows

Its not enough for the stock market to be up big, crypto also has to crash

>MARA

buy PLUG, they will announce their anal battery tomorrow

>>24831931
*filter
I'm fucking today.

Uranium needs a healthy pullback guys. If you're feeling FOMO just wait until the pullback.

C(LF)unny chads we're all gonna make it

LAZR STOP GOING UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! THAT'S MY FUCKING MONEY!

>>24831828
SSPK. The dip is at the floor level. The cup will runneth over. WeedMaps is an easy 35-40$ stock. The company has never had an unprofitable year and are currently the yelp of Cannabis. Market Cap is 1.5B pre-merger

>>24831929
every death is a COVID death, anon

>>24831929
My 98 year old grandmother who smoked for 50 years got chink flu and was fine after a week, and she just sat in her old folks home room and slept

>>24831954
Good luck with the fuckings sir!

POWER HOUR IS HERE BOYS

money go byeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>24831933
I caught covid from fucking boi pucci in a home depot bathroom and i was fine. Got on the dole for 6 months

ACI
UTZ
BAC
BX
Name a comfier portfolio. Holding and selling calls until ~2024.

*breaking*

Shroud loves Cyberpunk, it's over folks time to pack it in

Today I sold my AAPL bags at a loss and then watched as it pumped after I sold. Enjoy the pump to 160 eow AAPLbros.

AMD easy to $100 this year, always the pullback, but then always the pullback-pullback to pull it back.

Commodities general:
>>24823120
Track the action
Commodities general:
>>24823120
Commodities are easier to read
Meme stocks are random

>>24831980
there are so many things wrong with this post. I dont even know where to begin...

>>24831933
checked and based millenialfag at the least

>>24831785
>>24831853
>>24831867
>>24831884
UUUU GOT WHAT I NEEEEED
NOW UUUU SAY I'M JUST A DAYTRADER
BUT UUUU'RE MY LAMBO MAKER
OH BABY UUUU

>>24832010
autism awareness week

>>24831999
Meh, bigger streamers than him have meme’d on it enough.

>>24831699
>>24831713
>>24831722
>>24831733
Thanks for the replies anons, it's good to know I'm not alone and also appreciate the advice.
>>24831715
Will look into this, thanks

Also has anyone heard much about CRISPR? Gene modifying industry... I'm thinking of investing

How the fuck are we rallying when there has been nothing but bad news
>No stimulus vaccine is sketchy as fuck millions turning homeless in a month entire countries are shutting down again the economy is standing on a matchstick
>Hurr line go up
It makes no fucking sense

AMD TO 100
>AMD TO 100
AMD TO 100
>AMD TO 100
AMD TO 100
>AMD TO 100
AMD TO 100
>AMD TO 100

Does BLACKED.com have a stock?

>>24832046
fuck me, i bought TSM instead because im a pussy

>>24832028
maybe i'd trust him more than the others that have

>>24831779
I should have waited down 500 on it and 4k over all on SPACs, waiting for the margin call if I dip another 4k. At least I can. With the 30k in my bank.

>>24832043
I feel like stocks go inverse with news...

>>24832052
BBC

>>24832043
Exit pump masked by maybe stimulus but not really and "santa rally"

>>24832052
Imagine getting fucked by a bbc

>>24832001
I’m enjoying it even though I have a small stake.

Is it just me or does the AMZN chart look prime for a big breakout move

>>24832043
dunno im in some stocks i'm longing and cash and that's it i'm tired of this weird shit, just waiting for some kind of buying opportunity at this point

>>24831869
Hmm, seems like COVID killed those people even faster than those diseases they already had. And those are some of the worst diseases you can get. Scary stuff indeed.

>>24832056
I own both, TSM is a great investment.

>>24832098
It looks Amazon Prime™ for a big breakout.

>>24832085
I don’t think his would be very big desu, probably average size but look tiny on that roided body

Waited for AMD to dip thought I'd park my fund in BFT until then. CNBC faggots dumped on me. AMD mooning. Fml

I think the way the current administration handled the situation with the Covid-19 was terrible. We did no contact tracing, had inadequate PPE, and was told not to wear masks. If everybody had just worn masks we could have saved so many lives, and we wouldn't have needed the travel ban since everybody would have been protected anyway. I mean it wasn't even just Trump, look at what Kristi Noem from South Dakota did with the money her state got from the cares act. She took it and spent it on advertising for tourism to her state, where they didn't enforce masks, social distancing, kept restaurants and bars open, and then they ended up being the hardest hit place in the countrty. The saddest thing was through all the propaganda the elderly, who were hardest hit, kept dying from a virus they didn't believe even existed. It was beyond sad. She should be in jail.

>>24831898
I'm not catching your drift

Hello anons, these are my plays going into 2021.
>SHOP
>AMD
buy those two. AMD will be near $190 by the beginning of 2022 and SHOP will go up as small businesses close and those same entrepreneurs start online businesses. In Feb of 2021 SHOP will report more membership growth.

PLTR $34 BY Nov 18th. Screaen shot this. The calls do not lie.

did airbnb find its floor ?

>>24832136
>I come from the past

>>24832117
Ive been fucked by a few black cocks in my time. The bigger the nigger the larger the doinkie dong.

>>24829345
good. bailing out student debt would be a huge slap in the face to all of us who were actually smart and frugal about our educations. i went to a good accredited community college that often sends people to ivy leagues on scholarships, for engineering. only paid $10k for 2 years of great education and no PC culture bullshit. i could easily transfer some day and get my BSEE or beyond but this has been all i needed to eventually get a 60k/year job as an engineering technician doing soldering and programming. it's pretty comfy, i don't feel like becoming an engie, but i could.

point is i have no debt, 6 figure savings and get to day and swing trade stocks as a side hustle. all because i wasn't a faggot snowflake who took on 6 figures of debt for an art history degree. they deserve their debt hell. bailing those faggots out would just be straight evil at this point.

asking 1 more time

anyone investing in CRISPR?

On average how long would you say you hold a stock

>>24832052
HZON

>>24832153
About as long as a BBC

>>24832125
shut up and wear your mask

>>24831825
Try losing weight, maybe.

>>24832153
until it dumps on me and after I lose all my profit of course

>>24832115
>It looks Amazon Prime™ for a big breakout.
Nice

>>24832150
I have a bunch of ARKG so I guess you could say that counts right

>>24832153
anywhere from 6 months to 90 seconds.

Make sure to use Ebay to buy your nieces and Nephews presents for Christmas. Amazon has enough cash, give some love to Ebay

>>24832150
Been thinking about it since you mentioned it anon. Really wish I invested back in June.

MARA NO YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO MOON TILL MY CALLS EXPIRE THIS WEEK AND I CAN SELL MORE CALLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24832167
I wear two masks everywhere I go, that way even if some one isn't wearing one I still have an extra mask on for them and we're good.

>>24832156
how

this was a textbook cup and handle formation bros, you should have bought MARA yesterday on the breakout

>>24832132
our VP of IT announced that we were migrating all of our ecommerce to shopify by end of 2021. We own 20+ brands. Do with that what you will. Im buying in.

>>24831800
already up four cents since I posted

Anyone make sense of the article?
>Firm buys 10million worth of shares at 1.07
>Trading at .84
>Firm believes it will go up

Should I join the firm?

>>24832141
no

>>24832119
NEVER FUCKING LISTEN TO CNBC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>24832153
Some I won’t sell, some a month, some come and go the same day.

>>24832189
bitcoin is going fucking crazy

>>24832190
i wear an emotional mask everywhere i go, for reasons i don't want to talk about

Henlo?

>>24832196
You any good with fib lines? What's the resistance after it breaks its 52 week high of 6.80?

>>24832001
Thank you anon, your sacrifice will not be in vain.

>>24831800
up 6 cents since posted. fuck it im going in.

HAVLF baby lets do it.
what am I in for?

>>24832193
It'll take it public through a SPAC

RYCEY IS gonna go up tomorrow right?
Also why the fuck does robinhood prevent me from day trading?
Is their any logic behind that?

>>24832242
You should just start telling people how you really feel so their day is ruined as well

>>24832220
is it finally going down? are we entering the era of doge?

Fuck it boys I am now 75% in VALE calls and vertical spreads. Anons DD and the dark pools convinced me.

>does dominion have any remote access to any of the machines?
>no
Another lie.

sirs, bcrx mooning tomorrow. Do the needful today to collect the needful tomorrow

>>24832262
well that's the issue, i have to act like i don't like the fact that the entire world has been muzzled except for the chinese. The mask helps because it hides my wide grin, but sometimes they can hear me chuckle.

>>24832258
Some American law that they have to follow. You are too poor to day trade.

>>24832248
moshi moshi
jesus desu

>>24832253
already up 4 cents.
should I bought when I first posted.
but i just wanted anons opinions
but anons did not respond
oh well
maybe i make fren tomorrow

>>24832269
huehuehuehuehuehuehue
jungle patchouli approves

>>24832153
im a long-term investory so 3 months

>>24832251
sorry anon i dont get fib lines, im not big into TA unless it looks like one of the more recognized patterns or simple indicators like RSI

>>24832125
Baggie normally I read your posts but I didn't get very far this time. Covid deaths top kek

>>24831820
Pretty sure that's me I'm the one with 100k into them along with Fiskar and Lordstown, i was swinging AMCI and SRAC, down about 5k SRAC could really fuck me another 2k if it wants. Still not as bad as October 28th when I was down 20k and then flew up. I'm not worried.

>>24832269
What expiry? I got $16 and $19 calls for April.

When will puts be available for DASH

>>24831840
>>24832306
I did respond sir, enjoy niceley lines and goodly profits sir, thank you come again

rycey is over

>>24832318
That's fair, thanks anyway

I feel a UUUU pump coming on!

>>24831820
I am, but probably not the "guy", I don't frequent biz all too often

>>24832125
Holy cringe, here is your (you) sir and reddit gold.
Just gonna say one name, Andrew Cuomo (Democratic Party) and I will now proceed to say 2 words, Nursing homes.
:)

>>24832001
Thanks anon! May your sacrifice give us some BGC (Big green candles) in apple and in your future investments.

>>24832290
Do no listen to this man. My friends! GHIV is calling to you. Buy the GHIV today

>>24831840
i has no village sirs
only rupees in pockets offered
please be kind sirs
line up greenly already pls no redz

>>24832364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN3x-kAbgFU
>FU in video slug
>For U

>>24832189
Added to my MARA long today.
When BTC passes 20k the fomo will be real.

>>24832371
The only thing baggie is good for is baiting people who don't belong here, now go back you fucking faggot

Early ding ding ding, gotta go to work early! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.35%, gold big up, many holdings big up, VIX big down, russell leads the charge! No tiem to chat, hope u all have a good day!

>>24832043

no vaccine is priced in, no stimulus is priced in.
unless something drastic happens we going up 10% this year. what that drastic thing is we don't know but anything you can think of is priced in.
Try to ram this concept into your head so you don't forget it;
EVERYTHING IS PRICED IN
EVERYTHING

>>24832335
$16 april
I had a ton of $13 and $17 June. Some $20 jan 22. Finally a good amount of $22-25 jan 22 spreads

Anyone else buy back into this when it was below 20 dollarydoos? I did... Apparently there's some announcement tonight, CEO is gonna say something about a collab

>not even one coomcat posted
have you all truly forsaken GME?

All my money Is on PLTR at 28.60 so i cant participate in this green day

>>24832269
https://youtu.be/qvWv3uosN9E?t=9
Goood..
VALE $16 Call April 2021

>>24832420
that is why I gave him his (you) go kill yourself nigger it was absolutely tasteless bait

Invest in uranium, uu-uu!

>>24832153

it depends, if retards pump it 30% for no reason I have to sell it.
If it keeps going up at a reasonable pace I hold on to it until further notice.
I really only sell when things go up so much that the price can't be justified.

>quit drinking soda entirely
>quit all drugs, no alcohol not even coffee
>lost over 40 lbs and am now under 200 and still dropping
>go for an hour long walk every day, do stretches and calisthenics
>bought GME in the single digits and OPTI at 4 cents
>day trade AMD

am i gonna make it, bros?

>>24832427
Hey buddy. Im up 1.18
But why the fuck is BFT being a little bitch

>>24832447
Meh he did say the magic word

>>24832427
Over 2.5% but I have a tiny portfolio. Everything up except one of my boomer stonks

>>24832371
He got a fucking Emmy for his guidance through the crisis. I mean look at the time when New York got hit the hardest, we still didn't understand the disease could spread person to person, and if people worse their masks in the nursing homes, and stayed out of the bars, they could have saved lives.

psssst

>>24832427
quit so you can post this at 4pm

>>24832427
Do you work at Chilis?

>>24832435
Based, let's get this bread

>>24832098
The Bollinger is saying me a big explosion is coming, the volatility with a standard deviation of 2 is almost non existent. Is going to either skyrocket or go stray to the basement.

>>24832474
How do you get off the devil water

Some news on Amarin anons:
>In addition to these biomarker changes, assessment was made of COVID-19 symptom changes from baseline to 14 days in the influenza patient-reported outcome (FLU-PRO) score, a validated patient-reported outcome measure designed to evaluate the presence, severity and duration of flu symptoms in clinical trials. VASCEPA administration resulted in a significant 52% reduction of the total FLU-PRO prevalence score as compared to a 24% reduction in the usual care group (p=0.003 between groups), with reductions across individual score domains, including a significantly larger reduction compared to usual care in the body/systemic domain (54% vs. 26%; p=0.003). Significant reductions in the FLU-PRO symptom score compared to usual care were also observed in the total symptom score (p=0.003), as well as in the body/systemic (p=0.0007) and chest/respiratory (p=0.01) domains.
My summary is this. When the p value is p = 0.01 or lower there is a statistical significance related to the casual variable and the effect.
Here we see that they are saying their Fish oil pill reduced the flu symptoms of COVID-19 by roughly 52% according to some flu metric. I think this is a possible buy if people start hearing about this. The study came out yesterday on the 14th.
I think I'm buying back in lads.

>>24832427
whats the point of telling my gain if you arent going to read it because you wagecuck like a cuck. its not like the robots 99% of smg can read english. Fucker. Now if youll excuse me, I have to head to the hospital for mania episode

>>24832488
you idiot, hes referring to the fact cuomo transferred elderly who had the virus in the hospital to old age homes where it spread rapidly

>>24831825
>1 post by this id

Went all in on airbnb. This stock is going to triple most likely in the next year. If not, I'll hold forever. GIVE AIRBNB YOUR ENERGY!! 200.00 EOY

Ayo whats upniggers huffalump here aint sucked nigger penis in a while thought id stop by and give out free blowies

AAPL/BTC BROS WW@? UP 50K THIS QUARTER

>>24832467
I don't follow anime, but I am a big U holder, so I appreciate the energy you bring. Have a (UUUU).

>>24832514
I should also mention that this goes beyond just Covid care, because this can also likely translate to treating other flu symptoms. But just based off of a Covid play, I can see this potentially doing well. Not to mention their sales have been going up and they should start turning a profit when they report next quarter.

>>24832519
>falling for baggie's very obvious trolling
Based baggie outing newfags

>>24831762
>I hear my pussy is a good sedative ;)))
Lel as an escort this is pretty much true. Some boomer will spend $300 for an hour of my time, last 12 seconds, then leave me with a stack of cash to day trade /smg/'s memestock of the week.

>>24832515
I'll read it it's okay

I bought a few Pfizer calls today, was this a mistake?

>>24832559
I wish retards would just lurk, it's been a never ending fucking summer on this site ever since 2012

>>24832547
Thanks, uu-uu!

>>24832569
fucking disgusting whore

>>24832474
You forgot to buy PLNHF but other than that UUwUU, Caanabro's and OPTIchads will make it.

>>24832438
I'm in big and I'm glad the paper hands are out now begins great GME bullrun

>>24832540
Wasn't ABNB IPO come out at 60 or something? Why is it trading at 124? Or reached 164 ATH? On a revenue of 5B?

Someone turned on the price=13.80 algo on GME

>Apple pumps
>everyone FOMOs in
>Apple dips after the pump
>everyone sells
>everyone: “hahaha apple retards, that’s what you get for buying that shit stock”
>1-3 months later
>Apple pumps again
Imagine not being invested in the greatest company in the world

>>24832569
Larping is fun!

sour hour started half an hour late

SPCE is a buy
it's a piece of shit but it's so low now that I begrudgingly bought it

I like to suck black nigger penis YES I DO GAY FOR BLACK NIGGER DING DONG FOR LIFE GAY FOR BLACK PENIS FOREVER

>>24832514
I bought 50 shares at $22 a year ago when I first started coming to biz. My first (relatively) huge loss on a meme. I still hold the bags today :'^)

I'm up 77% on my LAZR puts? Are we going back to sub $22 tomorrow or should I just take profit now and go long?

>>24832569
please, post the tits, do the needful

>>24832619

it's tech company and we're in a tech-bubble.
people can't do fundamental analysis, they just buy anything in cool sectors that's why Tesla can go to 600 dollars and that's why ABND can 112% on it's first trading day.

>>24832170
Iktf

Held clf calls up like $80 a piece. Sold near the bottom for a few dollars. Not even fuded out either just felt like selling.

>>24832601
Lest we forget the great zoomer wave of March

>>24832607
do i count as paper hands if i pussied out from 100% GME since September to only 20% GME now

>>24832649
Cope

Ur retarded like the rest of us

>>24832630
Maybe for you, I’m up 15% today from shitcoin miners

>>24832153
Forever

>>24831730
How much should I realistically put into THBR?

>>24832569
>Lel as an escort this is pretty much true.

where the anon whos been shilling psychedelic stocks all week. yeah well both shrmf and mmed and down -20%

>>24832625
im in this post and i dont like it

Why has the volume on the ES S&P 500 futures been so low today and yesterday? It is like a third of what it usually is on Monday and Tuesday.

>>24832631
I also got in today
I think we see one more red day at most, no way this thing continues to bleed like this

>>24832478
Need to drop BFT and get into DMYD

>>24831933
mRNA treatments never worked well against viruses or cancer. I highly doubt their claims of 90% efficacy especially given the fact that the R&D was rushed on a 3-month schedule.

>>24832697
bull trap for the upcoming doomp tomorrow once stimulus talks fail again

Why does this chart look like this?
What's up with that?
Looks like a red Parthenocissus.

>>24832708
I rim black men in public parks

>>24832697
i'm just waiting, i don't know what the right move is

lol i bought ZNGA weeklies and im already up 60%. is it really this easy

>>24832427
I'm up bigly on CLF, NOK calls reCOOvering by quite a bit as well, small gains on VALE but I literally just bought in today on that one
Overall pretty comfy day

STOP THE MARKET

>>24832697
> It is like a third of what it usually is on Monday and Tuesday.
no it's not, it has typical volume

>>24832488
Baggie.. Only actors receive Emmys. Think about that.

The market is going to be blood red tomorrow, isn't it?

>>24832690
Ive been holding numi since .44cents I don't even look at it often. Not selling for a few more years anyways.

I bought the SHRMF dip today lol been eyeing that for a few days since anons shilled it. Down 2% but im long on this one as well. :)

I sold covered calls on kliffs it's closing above 14 eow

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Where’s the CLFag. If you didn’t sell, I salute your iron hands, unironically.

>>24832708
>I highly doubt their claims of 90% efficacy especially given the fact that the R&D was rushed on a 3-month schedule.
so you're saying the double blind clinical trial was rigged?

>>24832729
>>24832729
what fucking nok calls do you have bc i have 5 dollar nok calls and they haven't done shit

I have had two penises of african descent in my anal cavity at the same time

how do I short clf for tomorrow?

>>24832697
just realized you're probably looking at the december contract, most trading has moved to march contract starting on 12/13

>>24832602
Maria is a cute! A CUTE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clP4e6x-4hU

>>24832766
$15 puts if you're actually gonna do it lol

>>24832754
clfag price target is 20, he is completly insane, he doesnt even trade, just shitposts and watch clf go up and down while stoned out of his mind

>>24832755
Nigger rigged

at least nobody here was holding solarwind stock

>>24832766
how am I gonna sell RYCEY when it's been at a standstill the entire fucking day, when does it move?

>>24831730
I hope you stocked up on Xiaomi before they're going TO THE FUCKING MOON, /smg/

>>24832639
same, I bought this shit at 20 and held the bag for the whole 75% down, I just got out of the pit I dug myself in

If I buy a ES contract can I demand delivery of one (1) S&P 500 to my house?

>>24832757
I also have them for 5 dollar strike but for January 2022 fren

New 52 week high on MARA

I think it's time to implement operation shekel protection. I'm moving from LAZR puts to TLT calls.

>>24832792
None of us know. Calm down have a mid strength beer, and a kebab, and calm down.

>VLDR pumps
>UUUU dumps
>VLDR dumbs
>UUUU pumps

Why is Telos dumping? Should I sell?

>>24832740
>SHRMF
>DEADLY id
you'll make it. don't eat the death caps.

I reckon tomorrow we're going to get Uncle Powell to implement the forbidden QE tool, NEGATIVE RATES!

>>24832792
Just fucking let it sit there and play with another stock.

>>24832769
O shit thank you. Is that standard switch to the next contract a week before expires?

Are they actually gonna pass a stimulus deal

BUY MSFT

BUY MSFT RIGHT NOW

>>24832900
of course not

>>24832900
nah

>>24832815
yeah i'm not deep in money so i have two for 2023 lol, 5.75 break even, the way nok moves i wouldn't be surprised if they don't work out

>>24832816
MARA Volume high

>>24832898
yup

>>24832881
Stfu what is wrong with u bro. Youre wrong about everything u say and are an objective failure based on ur chink whore. Kys

apology for poor english

when were you when USD dies?

>>24832900
Yes but it will still dump on the news because it will be less than 2 trillion, which is what the market wants minimum

>>24832924
Might just buy back my calls for this week for 0.01 so I can sell some for Jan. Fucking tempted to

Can somebody shill me something for before eod? a trailing stop on some of my UUUU activated and I don't want to day trade?

>>24831820
quite a few of us fell for the pajeet shilling, im holding PSTH, IPOC, RBAC and BFT

>>24832803
It taught me an important lesson about gambling on meme stocks shilled here. Now I only put $50—200 on them or buy a couple calls for fun and keep $1-3k in TQQQ, SOXL, AMD, TECL, etc. respectively. I'll hodl AMRN to $22 or till I die

I'M PALANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

Mommy Cathie why is Lisa Su doing so much better than you with AMD?

>>24832114
no it didn't lmao
>>24831967

>>24832926
>Youre wrong about everything u say
that's what's supposed to be funny about his posts I guess

>>24832904
>buy the overvalued shit stock that in an already bursted bubble and is slowly trending to $100
No

>>24832974
Baggie has been here for years. Nothing he says should ever be taken too seriously.

Oh shit MARA YES

>>24832923
one whole year for me, two whole years for you to wait and see what happens with it
if I'm gonna buy more LEAPs though it'll probably be CLF though next time, fug

>ctrl + f
>no GALT
>no SNSS
>no SAVA
>no TMDX
do you guys hate money?

>>24832955
>OPTI
>SSPK
>PLNHF
>CURLF

>>24832977
you're shilling AAPL in this very thread faggot

>>24832904
Just sold all of mine last week :^)

>>24832970
??????????????????????????????????

buy uber NOW this is your last chance

>>24832904
ok fren I bought now what

>>24832926
Well I threw $1200 at TLT calls. Lets see what fucking happens, and she's Korean asshole, but thanks for the reminder to keep myself safe.

are there people really not holding clf here?

>>24833017
Is this post from 2019? Where have you been anon?

MARA!!!!!!!

>>24833012
My RIOT calls are printing.

>>24832690
it's several people, me included
zoom out more than a single day

>>24833012
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>24833033
my PLTR is recovering

>>24833017
>GALT

>>24833021
AAPL > jewcrocock

>>24831730
How am I doing?

I have sell orders on hold for

PLTR 30

GTE 3

And LGVW 20

>>24833017
>shitty pharma's that algo's PnD
>do you guys hate money?
quite the opposite actually

>>24832690
drugs are bad, mmkay

So do you guys actually make any money or are you all just larping? It's the first time I browse /biz/ and all the shit I read here seems too depressing. I already make an average $300 a day passive income from the internet. Is it worth getting into stocks? I saw some youtube videos about day trading and people were saying that in order to make $150 a day (which is a small amount desu) you must have an account with like 30k in it and that's crazy. Why would I bother with that shit and get like 1% ROI when I can just scale up the method i'm using right now and make money without investing? I do internet marketing btw

>>24833059
lol what ever happened to SNSS anons? did they get out in time?

Buy $LAND Anon, God ain't making more of it.

>>24833017
>>24833018
thanks frens

Time to buy oil? Looking at XOM PSX Chevron

>>24832607
This. I loaded up on a bunch of calls last week and yesterday.

CLF mooning

>>24833106
>I do internet marketing btw
chaturbate?

Are selling options free money?

>>24833044
wait for announcement
>>24833092
>The year is 2021
>AAPL removes the charging port from all phones in it's latest show of "innovation"
AAPL hasn't done anything innovative in years and the stock will die within 18 months just like your $200 airpods

>>24833106
you can get some good technical advice here but you will probably do well if you realize how full of shit this board is lol

>>24833048
Stfu

SPACs will go back up. Or RIDE will save my account. FUCK Fisker though I want my money back

do I buy and hold TQQQ or FNGU or HIBL?

>>24831936
Yass

GIVE ME A STOCK TO BUY FOR THE LAST 8 MINUTES

I bought a bunch of PLTR very early. desu I don't get the FUD... they are an established billion dollar company with a government monopoly that's about to massively expand into the private sector... why are people selling?

some tell me I'm stupid and should take profits.

>>24833106
I mean I keep losing money, so somebody has to be getting it.

>>24833106
It's pretty much a hobby for me. Even if its small returns, free money is always fun to get.

>>24833123
Biden has said that he's going to be so against that at the beginning of the year, the oil that the stocks are going to spiral like a toilet 3 dimensionally on the charts. But they'll go up as he inevitably does nothing substantial.

>>24833106
stop trying to humble brag. kys

>>24833162
PLTR MUH NEGRO

>>24833162
C L F
L
F

>>24833162
sir, i have an excellent stock for you, bcrx is great, many gains to come. please, sir, do the needful

>>24833162
TSLA
XOM
CCL

>>24833106
I’m up 100% anon and I’ve only been trading on and off when I’m bored, I’m not even awake market hours I work third shift

>>24833162
BITF.V ON THE TSXV

GAMESTOP IF YOU CANT ACCESS LEAF PENNIES

>>24833152
>aapl will die
>t. been saying this since 2013
Fuck off nigger, Apple is the best company in existence. Name one other company that can sell overpriced garbage and millions of retards will buy it.
Also
>muh innovation
Fuck off, tech nigger. You’re going to get raped when the “muh innovation, muh future, muh PE’s don’t matter” bubble bursts.

>>24833162
I want to marry them

>>24833162
FMK:

1 3 2

>mvis

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

>>24833162
MSFT

>>24833140
Google & YT SEO + CPA
>>24833154
To be honest I expected this board to be more serious, I usually spend my time on /pol/ and /x/ and got tired of all the kids and schizos there.
>>24833166
I've heard that 80% of people doing stocks or day trading lose their money
>>24833172
That's why I wanna try it, some more passive money wouldn't hurt but there just seems too much hassle about it for a small return.
>>24833204
How much do you make?

>>24833106
Nigga my account is only 7k and I made 130 bucks today. You don't have to have 30k

>>24833224
Shhh let them have their memestocks, dont mention my cashcow pls
Buy NAK instead

>>24833172

Same.

Collected unemployment since March and bought random stocks to see if I could pick a winner then held until I was profitable.

I make a few hundred a month but it's just a hobby for me.

>>24833214
>Name one other company that can sell overpriced garbage and millions of retards will buy it.
Literally MSFT, I know you're retarded but come on
>You’re going to get raped when the “muh innovation, muh future, muh PE’s don’t matter” bubble bursts.
AAPL slogan is literally "Think Different" faggot, who do you think is going to hurt most when this bubble bursts

>>24833255
You do day trading?

>>24833224
i wont fall for a 3rd mvis pump and dump

>>24833164
Not many investors here, most swing trade

>>24833106
I donno retard why don't you? There is a guy posting in these threads that made half a mil in two months. There are also people who lose just as much in half the time. If you think you can make more money doing your own bullshit then go for it but don't expect us to give a fuck about it. Fuck off.

>>24832001
>selling AAPL
>ever
You deserve to be poor.

God damn my CUNNY calls are looking good today. +22%

gonna take profits for UUUU since RSI's still a billion

Alright you kikes, you dumped MMED enough. Everybody sold, you can pump it in after-hours now...............
PLEASE, I'LL CUT OFF THE TIP OF MY PP IF I HAVE TO

>>24833115
Nope, currently sitting at -80.57% unrealized loss.

baking

>>24832125
No one cares what you think, racetraitor.

>>24833288
Why are you projecting your frustration on me? Im legit curious if it's worth getting into stocks, more exactly day trading since i'm sure that long term investments will bring money if you made the right decision but day trading is more for me since I'm used to fast cash

>>24832755
Making a study double-blind doesn't automatically make it foolproof. There's still a lot of statistical analysis that needs to be done after the fact to verify if the results are trustworthy. Which usually returns that yup, we did the study wrong, time to redo it. This is why the approval process takes years.
But no one wants to be an antivaxxer in public, so...

up 2.69% today on a small account feels good man

>>24833247
>To be honest I expected this board to be more serious, I usually spend my time on /pol/ and /x/ and got tired of all the kids and schizos there.

I mean it's still 4chan, I think it works out well if you can pair it with some more serious stock websites.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Made $1000 today. Bless GME's meme pump

>>24833247
>That's why I wanna try it, some more passive money wouldn't hurt but there just seems too much hassle about it for a small return.
Hassle? nigga just look at some charts, listen to what people are saying, do a quick google search for upcoming news, press a few buttons, and boom you own some stock that might go up.
Rinse, repeat and you can be a successful trader.

>>24833162
Fuck, kill, marry

Baking

>>24833371
>>24833371
>>24833371
NEW HERE
>>24833371
>>24833371
>>24833371

>>24833348
I have mostly index funds but I sometimes join the memes here for fun

-0.74% today, particularly bad day today
tomorrow will be better

>>24833283
To be specific, we talk about our swing trades here.
Most people that post here do have boring Boomer investment accounts, at least after hours, but "I'm going to buy more SPY in my IRA today" isn't exactly the type of conversation you can maintain a general on.

>>24833422
>>24833422
>>24833422
>>24833422

>>24833247

More for me then, nigger.

>>24833224
my MVIS calls are up 240% sucks i only bought $500 worth

>>24833348
Day trading isn't worth it unless you spend a lot of time researching (aka make it your job) and are very lucky. Most day traders are going to get stomped by multi-billion dollar firms that can lose your entire families networth on a bad call and not even sweat it.

>>24833247
Sorry anon didn’t mean to lie I’m not at 100%. Just checked and I dropped a few thousand so I’m at about 90% ROI. I try not to watch my account too much or I’ll get stressed when I go down so it’s easier to set my preferred sell prices and check up occasionally to make sure I’m not getting liquidated

I was late to the PLTR and CRSR party but I Went all in, accidentally held My CRSR instead of selling it at 50 or I’d be at like 138k, I held for like another 2 weeks hoping it’d drift back up but went ahead and accepted the profit loss and sold to get new positions

Definitely a learning experience in all fronts as I’ve never really traded before 2020

>>24833352
good job anon

>>24832965
I see what you mean, but I guess it thought me inversly to invest in /smg/ stocks, but always get out safely as soon as you turn a solid profit, also It thought me absolutely no fucking pharmas are going to be on my portfolio. To be fair, amarin is still has plenty of room to grow since their medicine and financials are both looking solid, they just got fucked over in the court cases

>>24831730
New
>>24831730
New
>>24831730
New
>>24831730
New

>>24833106
>I already know how great it is to make money without putting in work
>Why would I want to add another stream of passive income this is retarded guys

>>24833367
All the info I found on youtube or google is from gurus who want me to join their network or something. I think those guys make more money from bullshitting people than from stocks.
>>24833378
I'll check the links OP posted and give it a try then. Basically it's just gambling, right?
>>24833399
Nice numbers anon. That actually motivates me to try it out. Keep it up!
>>24833438
I have no idea what im looking at lol but I guess, congrats?
>>24833459
I've head that before so I believe you. I'll do some more research and think i'll stay away form it since it seems like a reckless take on stocks
>>24833467

>>24833220
you read my mind anon

>>24833490
kys

>>24833467
Losing is part of the game anon, you lose money but gain experience. I've also lost my share of money in the field i'm "working" but i made them back 10x because of the lessons I've learned

>>24831871
well done

>>24833152
>AAPL hasn't done anything innovative in years and the stock will die within 18 months just like your $200 airpods

Dude the M1 is more disruptive thing apple has made since the Iphone. Intel is dead.

Ty to the Anon who said to buy MARA calls over the weekend. I owe you a beer