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Wholecoiner thread.

You may only join and post in this thread if you own at least one(1) entire bitcoin.

Purpose of the thread:
-Laugh at nocoiners
-Laugh at partial-coiners
-Mock stinkies
-Mock the gays
-Laugh at jews
-Laugh at impending collapse of western society under the Brown Tide

If you own 1 bitcoin you are already part of the future nobility of planet Earth. A single whole Bitcoin will be enough wealth to generate enough passive income to live a lavish lifestyle beyond belief, in a fortified, luxurious, intimidating residence called a Crypto Citadel.

All you need to do is hold.

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>”Why yes, I do own 1 whole Bitcoin, how could you tell?”

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>>24775293
can 1 btc buy me a ride off this planet with Musk's Starship?
Passage to Mars or something?

>> No.24775427

>>24775293
It’s gonna take a lot more than 1 to be nobility. It might be enough for a house, but that’s far from nobility.

>> No.24775448

Making it in my country would be $100K and getting passive income from that. I own 0.12 BTC, 0.1 BTC worth of alts, and $3K on the sideline in case of a crash, am I gonna make it?

>> No.24775471

>>24775448
No, absolutely not. You might, perhaps, be offered a janitorial job in a Citadel, while your sats are held as collatoral for any damage or distress you could cause the inhabitants.

Begone....peasant.

>> No.24775756

Lol biz has changed
You have people flaunting 1.0 like that’s a lot or like that’s a milestone. Maybe new fags. You had 7 years to buy under 1k and u only got 1? Kys.

>> No.24775791

Pajeets dont have even 1btc, thats why they hate btc so much and think that rsr, link or whatever digital oil will make them rich :Dddd

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>>24775756
what is a milestone then?
>5
>10
>100
>1000 - early silkroad buyer that never sold
>10,000
>90,000 winklevoss chad tier?

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>>24775293
This should make the no-coiners seethe hahah

>> No.24775893

>>24775756
Example of "Priced Out and Coping"

HA HA HA HA HA

>> No.24775914

Preddy short thread. I'm currently a half-coiner so sorry for entering before my time. Will be whole coiner soon...unless this thing goes to the fucking moon in the next month or so...

>> No.24775932

>>24775756
A lot of people sold way too early, survivorship bias and larpers make it seem like it was easy to hold through those 3 year bear markets. With a little help from short sellers I'm on my way to converting some old dust back into 1btc+.

>> No.24775970

You know they say the best time to own a whole coin is yesterday...
The second best time is today.

>> No.24776005

I forgot about my bitcoin until it had mooned. Wasn’t hard to hold at all

>> No.24776106

I've been a whole coiner for years and I'm still the poorest person I know, what the fuck

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>>24775293
kek
DOT, UNI and POLS.
https://poloniex.com/exchange#usdt_dot
https://poloniex.com/exchange#usdt_uni
https://poloniex.com/exchange#usdt_pols
>>24774145

>> No.24776265

>>24775293
I'm wholecoining ethereum