/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24687407
no 1200$ this time goyim

>>24687407
LOL

>married to an immigrant and file taxes jointly
>this made me ineligible for the last check
I didn't need the money, but what the fuck?

>>24687407
kek
Why don't they just kill the USD with a BOOM instead of a slow poison?

>>24687535
What? My wife is an immigrant too and we got $2400 last time. Does she not have an SSN? Got my wife an SSN before she was even a green card holder lmao

>>24687407
>$600
I'll just donate it to my local animal shelter

>>24687572
No, he's an illegal.

nice 1 more ethereum for me. On a more serious note what an absolute fucking joke, and they want to do more lockdowns while giving people less money. Fucking kike government.

>>24687607
kys

>>24687407
>$600!!

mutts are honorary niggers begging for money

and they dare to call us europoors

funny

>>24687607
Pretty sure you can get a tax ID number still and that should still be eligible if filing joint tax returns? Strange, I thought anyone that actually filed a tax return was eligible.

should be 0.
but my PMs thank the debt spenders.

>>24687407
NEVER MIND THE TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS PRINTED AND GIVEN AWAY TO BIG BUSINESS/BLACKROCK/ETC
Money for thee but not for meeeeeeeee

Hey that'll be 600 more into crypto that I didn't have before. Not complaining.

>>24687676
Everyone bites on the small change that's sensational. Sign of idiocy.

>Blame the immigrant wanting a better life and moving to america like your great great grandparents
>Don't blame the corporations cutting millions by dropping americans for cheap labor overseas.

>Blame individuals for not recycling enough
>It was a ruse by the very worst polluters in industry.

>>24687793
Yeah because we can't see the big-nosed man behind the curtain but we can see the short chubby brown guys drinking beer in the parking lot of the hotel.

>>24687822

Those chubby brown guys are building my home for me while Big Nose hasnt worked a day in his life.

>>24687848
You're not wrong, my point is that it's a basic human mechanism to blame that which we easily perceive

>>24687848
It hurts desu

>>24687407
Good job US government for not giving stimulus money to all the small businesses being forced to close during rhe pandemic. What the fuck are they supposed to do??? $600 is a fucking slap in the face to the Amerilard people. How can people stand for this shit

>>24687848
If only it was "da jooz". There is no scapegoat, we are getting fucked by every single ethnicity that has this kind of mentality and assets.

>>24687793
Leftists have been saying this for years but y'all hate us because we want universal 25 hour work weeks and single-payer furryplasty for all.

WHEN

>>I need a stimulus check because I'm a total worthless wage cuck at Wendy's

Fuck off, OP. Get a real job.

https://mobile.twitter.com/bitcoinstimulus?lang=en

Citizens should not receive another stimulus. That money should only be going directly to small businesses.

>>24687917
Last time everyone was like "Only corporations got all the money!" When small business got $376 billion. Large business got $500 billion cause they employ more people. Dumbasses

>tfw too rich to get the first stimulus
eh

>>24687407
MUH GIIIIIIIBS
/biz/ is more nigger than actual niggers.

>>24687607
>he
based

You know that next year they will pay it in digital dollar right?

>>24687407
Imagine giving this to small businesses as relief

Is we

>>24688038
small businesses are corporations tho?

>>24688035
Why? So you can fail in a year anyway?

>>24688114
The US is literally turning into feudalism. We are witnessing it live since 2007, to some extent even since 1999 and the Dotcom bubble. It was the first crash that made it obvious to everyone, how weak the underlying foundation of global economies were and how something akin to a bigger tulip bubble could ravage global growth for years. Now with 07 and 2020 we can see what happens to a country where the wages have turned into mere handouts and the wealthy have completely decoupled from the normal people.

>>24688035
Citizens and small businesses should not receive another stimulus. It should be divided evenly and given to fortune 500s

I don't expect anything out of the government. Fuck this country.

>>24688413
They should cut everyone in that shit index loose and only keep the ones that have a clean balance sheet. Every other company is an obvious failure and the government could literally hand out the wages directly instead of through these corporations that will just buy back stock so that the CEO and CFO get a big bonus because the stock price is up by x%. Its a disgrace. 120 zombie companies and counting.

>>24687643
our standard of living is so much worse than yours

Be we gettin Moe Gibbs?

>>24687407
the halving

>>24687643
>>24688501
stop this meaningless "rivalry"
>haha you're poorer than I am
why not just kill the government first, then we can talk about who makes the best whiskey

>>24687407
When did we get the last stimulus check April?
How many months ago was that?

But who is gonna bail out the million dollar corporations goyim?

>>24687407
>Poor Republicans actually voted for Trump, a businessman, who only helped out other businessmen while giving breadcrumbs to average folk

>>24688748
Why do you think Republicans love to divest education? Sure, they keep the elite universities going, thats where their kids will socialize, but everything else will be turned into shit.

everyone is making 100K per year yet they beg for 600 usd?

what happened to my american "brothers"

>>24687407
Your literally getting $600 you did nothing to deserve. The government is at best paying you to fuck you.

>>24688748
Dems don’t give a fuck about either fucktard.

>>24688557
Kek

>>24688820
>Why do you think Republicans love to divest education?

Because they need to keep people stupid enough to vote for them.

>>24687407
Twice the unemployment, half the money. It's basic math goyim.

>>24687607
Kys
>>24687643
Baséd
>>24687676
Blackpilled
>>24687917
This is why I no longer go long on America.
>Gets free money
>feels insulted
>>24687945
Based
>>24688381
Based and redpilled

>>24688938
government literally gets money it doesnt deserve everytime i pay taxes. The fuck do i get in return? More wars in the Middle East and more subsidies for Wal-Mart? I don't even need the money, but I want something if they're going to fuck us by shutting down the entire planet to protect their precious boomers.

>>24689023
I vote for more taxes because I'm not a nazi

>>24687952
>Yall
Rope yourself

>>24688413
Fortune 500s should not receive another stimulus. It should be divided evenly and burned

>>24689393
Nah'll

>>24687572
How do you do this. I wanna import my waifu

>>24687407
>$600

>>24687407
>we need 5.1 trillion

>>24688950
Liberal Dems genuinely do not care about anyone but the bougie middle class and whatever class they intend to ascend to.

Progressive Dems/Greens care about everyone, they just don't tolerate bullshit bigotry. They won't keep you from accessing UBI because you're a racist piece of shit, they just won't let you forget that you're a racist piece of shit (some racist pieces of shit consider this worse than being unable to make rent for some reason).

The kicker is that while Progressive Dems/Greens care about rural bumfucks/flyover bumfucks/Appalachian bumfucks/etc., said bumfucks don't even care about themselves. However wide their sphere of awareness is - themselves, their family, their town, MAYBE their county/state - they don't care about anyone outside it, INCLUDING people who are JUST like them. I call them bumfucks not as a gay slur but because they will happily rail the asses of anyone they perceive as climbing higher without them. Full crab syndrome. In fact, this is one of the reasons they hate Progressives: because they're going to help /someone else/ while in the process of helping them.

I say this as someone who generally loathes conservatives. This last year has been eye-opening as I notice so many of the progressives I advocate with are like, "Oh, I don't hate miners and farmers and WWNJ from Kentucky. Wanting them to be better socially isn't synonymous with hate; we can help them and still condemn their bigoted bullshit." Which sucks because now I have to rework my whole worldview. No, you stupid honkeys, I don't hate you. I want you to get GND jobs and M4A healthcare and to feel safe and secure because when you are you're less likely to chimp out on the rest of us. And because you're my fellow countrymen (fuck I hate saying that). How you do reflects on me. Now fucking caucus with us for a few more stimulus checks so we don't collapse into anarchy.

>>24690266
>>24689988
>>24688327
>>24687952
Look at this stupid reddit nigger. You just have to laugh sometimes.

>>24690266
Could you imagine
thinking
that political parties
are doing anything buy using you as fodder to empower its leaders
lmao

>>24690302
>>24690328
Fuck the party, target key reps.

>>24687407
>tfw don't have a job and still won't get the full $600 because of how much I made last year

No one gives a fuck anymore. Everyone has been voted back in so people like pelosi, who wouldn't even entertain a bill less than 1.8 trillion, are suddenly fine with this. I never expected the first check honestly so any money this kike government gives me is a gift from God

>>24687407
Fucking Hayden gave me more money than this

>>24688038
LArge businesses got trillions, stop lying you piece of shit cuck

>>24687607
its the fag tax sorry

How much "stimulus" have kike banksters received?

>>24687607
umm sweetie i think you mean "undocumented"

>>24687407
THATS LIKE 2 XBOX SERIES S's BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Bank of America receives billions of dollars in bailout money
>Bank of America supports subversive shit
>Bank of America receives COVID bailouts
>Bank of America supports BLM
600 dollars worth of ammo. nice.

>>24687407
>$600
holy shit how do they think this is anything other than some sick cruel joke?
wtf is $600 going to do?
they ought to be lined up against a wall and shot for even suggesting such a retarded amount

>>24687407
Kek! I went from 2k a month on CERB to 2k a month on EI! The communist and Muslim country of Canada is great. Atleast until us whites are race mixed out of existence

>>24690421
>TFW Progressives hated Pelosi too and could have used a little help when the #MeTooers came after her first serious opponent in years

>>24688413
BASED AND 500 PILLED

>>24687407
A lot of shops are going to close down

How much do I get for each of my 6 kids? Will my food stamps affect this? Do i need to have more kids to get more?

>>24687607
Deal with it sodomite. Fuck you.

>>24687793
>Blame the immigrant wanting a better life and moving to america like your great great grandparents
>Don't blame the corporations cutting millions by dropping americans for cheap labor overseas
But people do blame globalisation and outsourcing. Did you miss 4 years of Trump's very popular anti-China/anti-Mexico stances?
They also (correctly) blame mass immigration policies but it's not exclusive.
It seems you want people to ignore the cat shit on their left shoe and only talk about the dogshit on their right. You don't want changes in policy, just anger at nameless, faceless, unaccountable "corporations".

>>24687407
kek, give 600 of our own money back to us.

>>24687407
>rent is 1500

>>24687952
>universal 25 hour work weeks and single-payer furryplasty
I'm cool with the first and the second should only be for necessary treatments.

>>24687952
>single payer furryplasty

LOL

>>24687407
everyone go buy 1 eth with that cheque and we all turn that 600$ to 1400$

>>24687607
Shoulda considered that before you married

600 dollarinos means 2 Nintendo Switches one for upstairs and one for downstairs or I can take my castle to level 21 in Age of the Knight Kingdoms

>>24691434
>Just move to Rust City,Nowheresville rent is like a snickersbar

>>24689021
>Wall Street literally pays this cock gobbler to post here

>>24691817
unironically doing this lol
also set up to buy $20 worth of bitcoin and chain-link a month
and then $10 worth of xrp and stellar a month

>>24688950
>Nancy at 1.9 trillion:NOT ENOUGH go higher!
>Nancy at 900 billion:Just right

I'm okay with this, shouldn't be too difficult to flip it or may just put it into xrp

>>24687607
lol

>>24690440
he really did didn't he. what a guy.

>>24687407
it sickens me that all of these little liberal arts college douchebags woking a minimum wage are unhinging their jaw at the idea of a stimulus check.
these stimulus checks are nothing more than communist wealth distribution that hurts hard-working middle-class americans like me.

>>24691817
This guy gets it.

>>24688950
Yes but I have no reason to like trump kid.

i hope they bail out the airline companies again so they can fire all their workers 6 months later

>oy vey $1200?
>there's no possible way we can do a stimulus for $600!
>$150 is more in the fiscal cattle budget
>here's your $25 stimulus goy

>>24692362
These cocksuckers should be paying everyone for how badly they fucked up.

>>24687407
Ignore my post or check out these issues woth modern portfolio theory
https://youtu.be/MHVwOpeHPlc

>>24692428
Literally what happened in Germany.

>>24687607
Then you got exactly what you were entitled to.

>>24687607
based.

>>24691097
>blame the shitskins because your corrupt politicians (and yes faggot, Republic*ns are part of those) sold your country and its working class out
This is why everyone hates rightcel larpers. You have no integrity. At least be coherent and attack the people that are responsible, not the idiots that pay the price for it.

>>24687407
trillions for corporations, peanuts for the serfs

>>24687535
I’m married to an immigrant too but she has an SSN so I got $2400

>>24688038
What the fuck are you talking about you absolute bootlicker.


The Fed has loaned more than 9 TRILLION DOLLARS since they began the repo loan operation.
Combine that with the 2TRILLION they spent buying corporate bonds.
WHO THE FUCK ISSUES CORPORATE BONDS, YOUR POP AND MUM STORE?

you fucking baboon.

>>24690266
Retarded shitbait, I wish i didnt read these delusional rantings.

>>24687407
3 Stimulus checks this year. Feels good

>>24690889
Bank of america is a shitty bank that preys on poor individuals. I live in brooklyn and the line is around the corner with illegals that cant speak english looking for banking services from their off the books all cash job that they dont pay taxes on.

>>24690266
I only got a few sentences in but you're a nigger.

>>24687407
>we know we forced you all to lose your jobs and shut your businesses down and some of you lost everything so to show how sorry we are heres a measly $600.

>>24687407
Put it into API3. Problem solves in 2021.

>>24694067
This

>>24690266
i'm racist and i hold Link

I'm pretty sure at this point that most Democrats believe laws are created by the president and Congress signs them instead. Democrats have no idea how our government works from the Electoral College to the Senate. They think Trump was blocking stimulus and Biden is going to allow it.

>>24687676
>blackrock
shhhh dont say too much anon. dont want them to know the goyim are catching on

>>24695810
Orange man ain't gibben us no gibs

>>24687407
LMAO

>>24691947
>$20 a month
wow anon, maybe you'll have 0.1 bitcoin in a year...

>>24687407

it's a shame the people are so divided up because we should probably be guillotining all these politicians but we hate each other too much to do anything about them

>>24692362
>government giving money to people is bad
>even though the government got that money from taking it from the people
so when politicians get money it's fine, but when the people get it, it's le gommunism :-DDD

Nigger im staying abroad and have gotten 0 money.
Stop crying.

>>24693515
This. If you wanted to stop foreign labor you'd punish the businesses hiring/using it. But they didn't instead they made a big show of scaring the shit out of some brown people working in restaurants and landscaping companies.

I have already bought CVR on presale with top bonuses and you will stay poor without brains to understand why this will become top

>>24692362
>

>communist wealth distribution

mate the stimulus pumps up assets benefiting only the highest earners.
poor people take their stimulus, buys a new phone and stay poor. Apple shareholders get richer.

>>24687648
Nope. Only those with social security card. So that means...DACA. That's it.

>>24687793
>Blame the immigrant
While what you said about the classic "corporations" is true, population growth is bad for every quality of life metric you can check
Populations ebb and flow based on resources but when they aren't allowed to ebb due to constant immigration, social cohesion goes down, wages do indeed go down, crime rates go up, depression goes up, marriage rates down, life expectancy down, suicides go up, etc etc etc

>>24688038
Majority of employers are from middle/small businesses...

>>24689341
lazy poor piece of dog shit parasite

elections over. they DGAF

>>24687607
Unimaginably based.

>>24688038
This, only wanting small businesses to get money is just posting feel-goodism and holier than thou attitude....seriously when was the last time someone went to a "mom and pop" shop and paid twice as much on something that can simply be bought at wal-mart.

>>24687607
The only correct answer.

This is what people should be rioting in the streets over. Not because some nigger high on drugs got killed by the police.