/biz/ - Business & Finance

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

Well it could have been worse, right GME bros? I sold half my position before earnings.

Gbtc and ethe kicked my fucking ass the last 2 days.

>UUUU
>UUUU
>CURLF
>UEC
>UEC

GREEN DAY TOMORROW

>>24685174
TSNP will open at $1.1 tomorrow.

TSNP 1.11 TOMORROW OPEN

So uh why are you faggots not helping pump UUUU? It's got all the tech icals ready for a moonshot.

That fall was a fucking joke

If you put 10k into GLSI at the open and sold near the peak, you’d be walking away with 90k

>>24685212
No it won't you fucking shill cock sucker stop saying this shit, it fucking dumped after hours

>>24685212

>>24685212
>>24685210
what tomfoolery is this

>Government shuts down for weeks in addition to all the other shit going on
>Jerome Powell buys the United States Government
>Emperor Powell is now sovereign of the United States

i just went outside and screamed so loud and for so long that my throat hurts and it feels like someone is torn, why did congress do this wars were started over less than this bullshit

>>24685234
>OTC
>after hours
Kek

>>24685184
then roll ur calls out and wait till cohen updates the website

thats the thesis

fuck the sales

btw you could wait till the pump on the january theyre going to announce the console sales numbers so we get a pump in january guanateed

cohen is the thesis

AI ended up crabbing, I wonder what it will do tomorrow. The headlines say MSFT doubled it's money overnight lol.

I bought the dip on

>SQ
>PLTR

Did I do good anons?

>>24685260
MSFT got the pre-IPO deal for 50$, ez money

pump up the jam pump it up

Important question now is this the bottom or has the dip just begun?

I unironically bought IIVI stock at an all time high and now it's going to come crashing down

>>24685174
Is anyone else here a retarded genius?

>knew gme was going to crash
>set stop loss
>didn’t know the earnings was after close
>stop loss cancels
>watch it drop 20% in a minute

I FUCKING HATE STOCKS!!!!!! That was a fucking Jewish trick

can we write the rest of the lyrics for this?

-Volume alert lower headphone volume-
https://vocaroo.com/16HK8EcZ2CZj

Anyone watching MMED?

You promise me if i buy UUUU it go up and not down?

damn I forgot how much it hurt when it’s a really bad day

look at my UUUU timing lads

Oh boy a class action lawsuit in the mail

>>24685231
Many bio stocks do big moves early in the morning. Some crash, crab, or pump. Most of the time they crash. It's impossible to tell which would do a run like GLSI.

Look at those successful IPOs today... The malarkey that is controlling market right now is greed. Does anybody have any of the intercepted data from the dark pools? I think if we were to look into it we would see that we're about to see something beyond a rug pull... More like a 9/11 riding one of them japanese zeros strait through the center of the earth.

>>24685305
nothing genius about holding GME

>>24685278
yeah so basically the other investors missed out on the jump and they have to sweat this out, I think it will go over 100 long term though

KEK, I hate you TSNP shill

How do I get a Korean gf? I want to trade in my Vietnamese one.
Can I do this at Gamestop?

>>24685326
Enjoy your $13 settlement

Cohen just filed

Today wasn't kind.
>TG broke even for the first time and jumped negative soon after.
>UE and GAN plummet as soon as I buy
Should I stick with UE and GAN?

>>24685255
>btw you could wait till the pump on the january theyre going to announce the console sales numbers so we get a pump in january guanateed

i didn't know that thanks anon. source on them annoucing the console sales numbers in january?

>>24685174
I dun goofed today. I scalped GME for a while but instead of being up 2k I noticed that I'm actually down 1k. I tried to figure out what the fuck was going on but I couldn't make the math work. I did all the calculations but somehow a few couple hundred bucks were vanishing every time I made a trade. I finally figured out that my broker was swapping my EUR for USD and back with a 1% spread. FUCK THIS FUCK. FUUUUUCK THIS SHIIIIIIIIT.

>>24685348
Just go to korea dipshit

>>24685347
JUST

The bottom is in on RYCEY. Buy tomorrow for the rally to $3.

>>24685366
Move to a real country

>>24685347
The same thing has happened three times already, it's a bug and tomorrow's open will not reflect that.

Does anyone know what the fuck is up with this (pic rel). Only place I have been able to see C3.AI price is on my Fidelity account.

>>24685189

>>24685383
Thanks. I will once I've made it.

>>24685315
Yes still thinking about it. Seems risky, might be a scam. Anyone knows anything? How about them joining NASDAQ? These fucking meme stocks... But this one seems to have more potential before the fucking normies start buying it...........

>>24685260
>>24685278
why can i see price history going back to 1998? i thought it was only listed today

>>24685253
>wars were started over less than this bullshit
No. You think this matters way more than it does because it's affecting (YOU). In reality, anybody with any sense got out as soon as they saw TSLA starting to dip.

>>24685347

Future thread pic for you paper handed faggots. Imagine selling the dip

Holy FUCK SHMRF.
Glad I got back in yesterday.

>>24685202
>>24685220
>>24685317
>>24685324

>>24685305
why would you be with a broker that doesn't let you trade afterhours

>>24685234
Wtf teach me how to trade OTC in ah

>>24685324
I too timed the dip perfectly. I am still up 1.38% total and bought more today Currently have 295 shares. feeling comfy holding this uranium

>>24685347
>>24685388
I was about to have a heart attack

>>24685324
>look at my UUUU timing lads
Jelly dude

>>24685347
Bogd

>>24685317
No. But it will probably go up. I don't make promises I can't keep and I cant keep UUUU afloat by myself so...

>>24685350
It happened with a stock I'm mildly surprised by but I'm not complaining. Just not what I expected today.

>>24685405
It was private then, today is when it's public listing started. Only certain people could invest in it back in the day and they are now our overlords, don't piss them off.

>>24685202
>>24685220
>>24685317
>>24685324
>>24685446
>>24685453

>Dec 10 Divvies are tomorrow

>>24685427
I fucking hate fidelity. Honestly I would of just sold at 3 if I knew

Which broker do I use

Where my SOXL pay pigs at? I love you guys. Really. You still aren't allowed to cum though

fuck my ass nigger

>>24685348
apparantely a lot of korean men go for vietnamese women

but i agree is your girlfriend brown or something

Sold $2.5 puts on UUUU

Tasty tasty premium

>>24685436
>>24685324
>up 4.19%
Silver lining, lads.

>>24685383
I'm desperately trying to leave the USA. Fuck this gay, morally bankrupt, culture less country.

>>24685464
MEEEEEE

>>24685400
ive 3xed so far, sold for profits. but its a solid company and it seems to be the one I actually got in early on

>>24685478
Fidelity is the goat. You just suck cause you dont have hands made of diamonds covered in lead.

>>24685423
this is just the first dip. When the real shutdown happens it'll hit the fan

>>24685478
im not US but i heard TDA and Schwab were good?
i specifically know about TDA because i'm never gonna be mad that I'm not allowed to open an account with TORONTO dominion Ameritrade as a leaf

>>24685309
pls respond this is /smg/ OC shitting on the crypto babbies

>>24685478
i have fidelity and i can trade after hours no problem after one (1) phone call. you arent autistic, right anon? you can speak to a human being for 5 minutes to make money, right anon?

>>24685284
No significant supports broke today. We'll see how tomorrow goes.

>>24685458
i dont even know what their company does

>>24685348
>Download Overwatch
>Git Gud
>Find the person playing D.va without a mic
>Friend them and carry them hard, don't ask about their gender as it's a red flag
>Casually invite them to your discord chat to play more games together
>???
>Korean pussy is yours

That's how I did it, anyway...

comfy hours!
so most people that were already in CLF are also now in UUUU right?

Someone just bought 400k shares of GME.

>>24685555
>so most people that were already in CLF are also now in UUUU right?
No. Why would that correlate?

>>24685509
I have an account with them but I can't make them do anything. It just feels really fucking clunky to try to navigate their site. I can't even get a straight answer out of selling some company stock I bought.
I feel retarded that I am on my third day of trying to figure out how to sell this stuff. I don't want to have to call customer service for such a simple request but I just can't stand their style.

how the fuck did you guys even have a red day?

>buy two dollars of URA
>they're sending me emails now as if I matter
This is funny to me.

>>24685309
>>24685530
fren, this is kinda gay

>>24685425
Do you know anything about this company?

Just bought a cheap intel call on the dip

>>24685559
broofs?

>>24685555
checked. no.

>>24685551
yeah i just know it's profitable somehow, acquiring and selling data?

>>24685566
both plays based on rising commodity prices
steel(iron)/uranium

>>24685508
How many have you bought?

>>24685567
>transact
>trade
>sell

>>24685360
Link?

>>24685559
Someone just sold 400k shares of GME

What do you think about tinkoff investment?

>>24685574
hope you're not iranian

>>24685526
Shutdowns are bullish. Rotatoe back to tech. The only upcoming bearish event is the TSLA S&P add.

>>24685592
400k shares of GME just flew over my house.

>>24685559
Gme is still good but y’all should of sold

>>24685580
thats the point... its making fun of cryptobabbies

>>24685530
here you go

making my way down town
dumping fast
coinbase crashed and im locked out

staring ahead at the screen
nothing is green
im gonna scream
"reeeeee"

and we're dumping
and they're bogging
and now im sell-inggggg

if link could fall
upwards to the sky
do you think bog
would let me buy?

THCB mooned. Where is it going tomorrow?

GME WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

ok so after selling my GME shares and immediately buying 50 TSM shares at the top today
I have $15K USD left to play with (my original cost basis from August). Is it even a good idea to dump it into index ETFs right now? I have $10K USD that I'm converting over to my CAD side soon through DLR.U (avoids exchange rate fee) I was thinking of averaging into S&P500 and TSX60 index ETFs with those

$5K USD to either buy more TSM when it hopefully dips back to low $90s, or to buy more GME if Cohen gets his hands on it
what do???

Cohen just pee'd and poo'd over my house.

>>24685309
use karaoke version retard

>>24685612
One side was a market maker. Seems to be ask side though.

if im down this much i might as well just stay in gme for 2021 and go for the 30 b evaluation home run

fucking fuck fucks

>>24685559
probably just a short seller taking profit

>>24685347

Its a glitch

>>24685657
Okay, I'm buying NAK tomorrow.

>>24685612
based logic

>>24685650
I don’t know man an index fund you’ll be up like 2k in a year

>>24685605
bought 1500 at a dollar

>>24685677
not unlikely

>>24685381
Kek

Really getting bored of all these meme companies with immense losses. Bubble needs to pop now.

>>24685189
i'm with you bro

amd got me on the verge of tears.

>>24685571
Tqqq. Only mild red though. Some of my other stuff was green. A little annoyed that my RKT buy this morning was near high of day but i only dipped a pinky toe size position in to it to start.

it's over for me bros

guys, is everyone forgetting burry shorter the TSLA literal top? what a fucking legend

>>24685684
yeah but i'll also be able to sleep well at night...

>>24685381
Bruh, you’re probs gonna be bagholding for another 2 months, if not longer.

its not going bankrupt someone will just buy it

its got 600m cash still

were good

blockbuster is their thesis

and its wrong

who the fuck are clowns buying doorDash at 180+

>>24685714

You have a million dollar port. I'm fucking jealous and you don't belong here. /smg/ is for poorfags only

>>24685381
Why did this crash 53% in one day?

>>24685650
>I have $10K USD that I'm converting over to my CAD side soon
Good god man why?

>>24685615
If it has anything to do with Oleg I wouldn’t go near it.
He’s a vulgarian and a criminal.

>>24685687
Not bad. I might try my luck too. Wish you all the best, friend

I was thinking yesterday "a red day tomorrow would be so fucking bullish now, pls let it be a red day" but now I'm fucking scared.

>>24685718
It carries the same risk you can buy at a bad time and it can be negative or flat half the year that’s why I’m waiting to do index’s

>>24685696
Hop on the uranium train, anon. You won't regret it. I promise.

>>24685732
The same people who fomoed into the tit cancer bio stock at 145 today

>>24685740
They got GE’d

its wrong because they SELL KEYBOARDS

they sell corsair

we win

its game over

amazon wont be the only company in the world

>>24685650
>converting to cad
If you're gonna buy ETFs, just wait till EOY for cheapies

>>24685672
are they all april calls? probably fine

psychedelics went up a lot today, i'm kinda worry they might dump tomorrow

>>24685740
Faggots mixed up them up with the car company.

>>24685751
its the golden bull run friend, there is nothing to fear

>>24685735
i could have gone on the best vacation of my life with 8 grand

>>24685728
You should of sold and bought back in

Did anyone honestly think in their head “yeah gme is going to $20 on q3 earnings” now just hold it I guess I’m a baggie with you because it fucked me by dumping after hours and I couldn’t sell in time

Snagged the TQQQ dip at $159. Going to ride 6-7%

TSLA gets added to the S&P on a notable astrology date, people sell the news, analysts prove fraudulent accounting within the company, drags the entire index down with it, tech bubble collapses AMZN and apple go to sub 15 P/E. How likely is this scenario?

>>24685212
what the fuck is humble and why should i give a shit?

https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/12/09/why-uranium-stocks-dropped-this-afternoon/
>Actually, the reverse is true. This morning, Bloomberg cited GLJ Research analysts calling the uranium market a "sellers market" in which prices are rising, and profits should follow. Moreover, GLJ predicts that "sidelined" energy investors are preparing to resume investing in uranium based on anticipated supply deficits -- and, of course, possible legislative action.
The fool is on our side boys.. hmm

how does a 1.5 million share order go through after hours without moving the price?

>>24685801
Tqqq only goes up friend

Anybody else in COOMTECH?

Fucking based earnings report.

>>24685793
ya i did all they had to do was do buybacks instead of dilution and we would be 32$ right now

and rising because shorts covering

sherman literally works for the jews

>>24685645
>THCB
I had thcb 3 days ago, sold at 12.1

Imagine just HOW I feel today
I bought RMG at near top.

Bad decisions.

Got a bad feeling around 11:00
pulled out completely (losing minor amount in the process).
Somehow I don't think this stops here today.

>>24685801
>he bought
You know what's next

>>24685381
buy low sell high. stay american

>>24685812
Tesla can’t drag amazon down lol

>>24685826
I know I just like to set targets and meet them.

>>24685428
Limit buy orders extended hours. May have to set up this option with your brokerage

>>24685812
100% guaranteed

>>24685815
Just sold all my UUUU in AH

>>24685744
I can still put them into S&P500 or QQQ ETFs which trade in CAD. The only things I'd be cucked out of is really just shit like SOXX (but that's why I bought TSM immediately on my USD side)

I just need the option of being able to liquidate them immediately for real life without paying a ~1.3% exchange rate fee. It's Christmas, I want a new comfy chair. I need a new mattress. I actually just got a sit-stand desk too which is lovely

So PTLR is obviously going to pump like mad tomorrow morning, once I've sold that at the top what am I buying with the profits?

>GME down 20% again

Looks like GME will unironically bankrupt by EoY.

We warned you faggits, but you were dying to buy the top before earnings

>>24685788
Like it matters. You'll get twice that amount back tomorrow.
I wish I could "lose" 8k on a sneeze.

>>24685189
Lol unironically missed you
>>24685788
Vacations are for niggers and white women

>>24685870
Amazon is worth 1.56 trillion like literally if someone could they would buy it for that price

>>24685853
Yes it will. If the bubble pops and deflates the S&P since it's part of the index now Amazon has an absolutely ludicrous P/E and would be very sensitive to any shifts in market participant speculation shifts.

>>24685815
kek. this nigger is late and just wanted to be a part of the historical uranium bullrun.

>>24685889
I think CRSR is ripe for a pump

AI
AMZN

>>24685840
Yeah I had GME since Oct and I sold today 'cause I thought the same.

But I think it will come back for the Q4 earnings. Think I should buy some calls?

>>24685910
you know whos gonna buy em the government when they break up those fuckers

>>24685913
I don’t know man amazon pulls 100b revenue every year

>>24685815
>Only fools listen to fools.
>>24685879
ya fool

>>24685270
>He thinks that was the PLTR dip

>>24685889
Y will it pump?

>>24685812
incredibly retarded fantasy imho.. fuck you subhuman

>>24685724
Don't try and fud me rat!

what the fuck are darkpool orders and why are they legal?

>>24685898
>You'll get twice that amount back tomorrow.
sweet, might not kms

>>24685901
>Vacations are for niggers and white women
yeah you're right

>>24685953
Cause I said so

>>24685947
explain

>>24685947
NOOOOOAARRRRGGGHHHHH
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

>GME down 20% after earnings that everyone expected it to dump on
>fudders that have been absolutely silent ever since we escaped $11 crab land crawl back out of the woodwork to say their same retarded lines
wow, where have i seen this before? just cover your shorts bros

/smg/ seems messy this month. there doesnt seem to be much consensus on what the good plays are. there a lot of random shilling going on, many bagholders trying to unload their trash

>>24685793
>You should of sold and bought back in
come on man, what kinda hindsight bullshit are you saying
Honestly the earnings weren't even that bad, headlines = beat expectations even if it was still a loss. Ecommerce up, etc etc. Like it was all still pretty shitty but it was perfectly fine for a company at $16/share with 65 million outstanding shares. And if they managed to have a positive EPS like everyone else in B&M, then it would have mooned +15% easily like every other B&M retailer that achieved that in Q3

but well you know what Sherman did..

OPTIchads rise UP

Lost all my gains on clf, sold my weeklies and bought one for late Jan, will I see profit?

>>24685980
niggers tongue my anus WKHS to 50 how's that for you

>>24685932
cant sell now imo

ryan cohen can buy it any moment

all of reddit is pushing it

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/k9rslt/wsb_lets_demand_a_gme_share_holder_meeting/

we will get there

>>24685976
It's going down more after hours today too. This one's toast.

>>24685976
What price do you guys plan to get back into GME? Me I will get in at 7$ most likely before Christmas

>>24685980
What are the reasons for that you think?

>>24685963
Not FUD. It takes time for management changes to bear fruit and RYCEYs management is quite fucked.

>>24685980
It’s because there is nothing to buy atm it’s all inflated expect a pull back after. Christmas in January when trump pulls and upset

>>24685976
??? are any of my points invalid?

I'm still holding April calls, don't assume every single negative thing is a short seller FUD posting

>>24685980
UUUU is a good play. We hit the bottom of the uranium commodity cycle, USD inflation is on the horizon, China buying it up like mad. Energy cost of energy bitch uranium now beats oil.

>>24686000
Checked

>>24686014
GME and PLTR are ruining /smg/

NEW CLF VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pyQaX6b_xs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pyQaX6b_xs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pyQaX6b_xs

to all the muh amazon bubble shitlords.. just browse a little on amazon.in or amazon.cn and let it slowly sink in how much growth amazon will have in the future. just look outside your little box for once and shut the fuck up you incestial redneck pieces of shit

>>24686014
Because everything is running hot. Do you think that it's somehow going to go higher?

>>24685992
10.5k shares ready for Dec. 31st take off

>>24685976
>Everyone posting negative things about GME is shorting it
take your meds

>>24686005
how about that MMED though!

>>24686016
They are criminally undervalued and oversold. You'll see.

>>24686021
bullish or bearish when trump gets thrown out?

>>24685992
I'm long holding OPTI.

Coronita-chan won't go anywhere. You can either join her or hero with the vaccine.

Either way, OPTI PPE gear will be a thing

>>24685645
25 dollars

>>24685976
cope and dilate your stupid infinity squeeze is dead

going all in random spacs until late december seems to be the play

>>24685819
>Crab it

>>24686066
CURLF is the real bell of the ball.

>>24685478
TD Ameritrade

>>24686069
(((unrelated))) health event

Should I hold and wait for profits or turn tail on some of these?

>>24686037
chinks have reactors?

>>24686044
Lol I don't doubt it, I'm also clearly talking short term given you can't short the market to 0 retard. I want lower valuations so I can make more in the long run, that's how being bearish works nigger

Lol The germans are btfoing Tesla. 7000 workers needed and only 2000 willing to work for them. This bubble will be funny

>>24685980
BCRX and CLF are definitely this months top shills, and they're doing good. They are both still up this week despite today's dump.

OPINIONS on GHIV and HCAC? not too much pajeet shilling going on.

>>24686092
>>24686069
They didn't even change the url.

>>24686044

>>24686094

Add CLF calls

>>24686043

>>24686011
$7 is delusional
you already have proof from 13Fs that institutions are gobbling GME up around the $11 range. $12 is the no-brainer range to buy back in, and unlike WKHS holders waiting for the fabled contract, GME at least does have revenues and a balance sheet sort of deserving its pitiful market cap

Cohen is the fabled contract for GME right now, speculators will be in full force now since the shitty Q3 is exactly what Cohen wants

>>24686084
what the fuck is this guy's problem?

How fucked are my AMD and NVDA call spreads expiring friday?
Do I just cut my losses at open tomorrow?

>>24686068
I personally believe trump will win but that will cause Dems to lock it down if Hillary was president nobody would be talking about covid exactly like h1n1 or zikka virus .... I don’t know wha will happen if it’ll be bear or bull I’m hopping it’s bull

>>24685992
I'm still bagholding from like 0.065 a month ago faggot, and since it's OTC I had to put it in one of those accounts that I barely ever look at. This one is never happening.

>>24686066
MMED 10$ EOY

>>24686037
thanks, but bought

Still no idea what a call even is

>>24686041
i think this is where the majority of bagholders live

>>24686101
Yes they keep putting a ton of them online. We've done the math and we would rather turn Africa into the most irradiated piece of shit you've ever seen than continue with car pollution, hence the push to EV followed by now a push to uranium. Oil will still be important for plastics productions in the future but not as an actual energy source that shits useless now look at the fucking price for God's sake.

>>24686044
That "growth" has been piced in for at least 2 years already.

>>24685571
Ha colorblind

>>24685366
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

>>24686152

Doesn't even matter

>>24686043

Add some cause steel is the highest its been in years

>>24686032
i didnt read your post specifically, i just know that most people that are "long" on GME and understand the various things going on with the stock fully expected a q3 miss and dump, and the ONLY bad thing to come out of the report was that the offering (which, thankfully, they are only reserving the right to sell and are not intending on selling yet). the other thing i know is that despite a small minority of people talking about GME intelligently discussing the play (you, me in other threads, a few others), most people are just being smug that the red line was big today because we've been cooming for weeks and now theyre trying to rub it in without any substance, unironically using blockbuster again. those people can lick my balls
>>24686005
shut up baggie i know you own GME you goof
>>24686011
>>24686057
>>24686077
you need to eat up yeezy

>>24686133
based

>>24686145
Can you post your portfolio just once please. I want to see it, I promise no bully.

>Ryan Cohen
wow that's kinda cute

Cohen finally putting some personality in his twitter account

>>24686145
I am extra confident now; knowing you don't have hope gives me hope.

>>24686066
cute.

Help me convince my retard reddit fren that rycey is a bad meme and not to put 1000 more into it

Anyway who's buying NAK3?
https://www.reuters.com/article/abcellera-ipo-idUSKBN28H1DL

>>24685976
>no walk in customers
>shit website shipped product all day without charging
>just 12 years late to E-commerce
>lockdowns
>even Chewy pleb knows
>sells new consoles at a loss
>sells digital download only console

I'm pretty sure no one in here actually bought GME and they're just lapping.

No one is retarded enough to buy something with such a shit business plan, right?

>>24686037
thanks, just bought 25 mil worth

>>24686005
>Somehow I don't think this stops here today.
GME is slightly up AH, don't lie baggie.

>>24686152
Paying a premium to order a chosen amount of a stock x100 basically.
Use this if you think stonk will go up.

>>24686180
What do you think?

The best thing about this post was the peanut seller pic, and yet none of you picked up on it. You're all going to hell.

>>24686198
I mean, it’s not the worst play out there. It’s gonna hit $3 eventually. Just not this year lol.

>>24686152
it's better that way

>>24686197
What does this company actually do?

>>24685790
Sacrificial bull run*

>>24686200
>AbCellera plans to sell 23 million shares priced between $14 and $17 apiece, it said in a regulatory filing here.

so it's gonna be like $80 by the time it gets to us?

>>24686133
How much do you think GME will dump when institutions are dumping their shares EOY to clean their balance sheet?

>>24686186
I don't though.

>>24686197
is it too late i want all the shroom stocks for this meme run.
im gonna SSSSHHHHHHRRRROOOOOOOOOOMM

>>24686164
I thought the sentiment toward nuclear was very negative globally...what do you base your DD on that uranium is worthwhile? uranium is abundant af afaik

>>24686246
i know, thats because you dont own any stocks at all and just shitpost on this board all day

>>24686200
Its gonna IPO at $100 by the time we fucking get it FUCK IPOS

>>24686224
I don't know dude I'm autistic and it's literally an emoji and no one with that much money unironically listens to Cramer.
He's calling Cramer a dumb cunt right?

http://gains.dob.jp

Bullish

>>24686258
the only way for these green deals to work is nuclear

>>24686258
here you go
>https://www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/senate-bill/4897/text

>>24686256
SHRMF was like 2 bucks during the summer. definitely not too late, lmao. who the fuck do you know irl that is buying shroom stocks? kek.

>>24686238
Medical psilocybin for PTSD and addiction treatments

>>24686198
Why would you want to prevent your based friend from getting rich?

>>24686281

>>24686173
>>24686103
your "valuations" don't matter.. almost every country based ETF has AMZN as a top holding and there will always be boomers who think "woohoo I'm so smart and diversified I will buy multiple ETFs so nothing can ever go wrong" and unknowingly they are balls deep in AMZN

I know Burry says the ETF bubble will pop.. but then there is this guy
>>24686119
who knows the media is essentially a propaganda machine.. for whom? the big boys who control AMZN. They tell you what to buy though the media and they are the ones who sell it to you. AMZN 4000 EOY

>>24686189

>>24686244
>>24686270
You wish. Limit orders at $420.69.

the fact that its legal for public offerings to be locked away from the public is bs

>>24686285
good dd, fren. just bought another 25 mil worth

>>24686198
It’s a solid play what the fuck are you talking about. Reddit or not the kid knows how to spot a bottom when he sees one. RYCEY is low risk. Sure it’s not one your meme stocks (yet) that will pump n dump wildly but it’s happening. Like or not all RYCEY fags will have their day

>>24686069
I like that it's unrelated with the vaccine but covid attributed in all other fatalities

>>24686306
.....

>>24686258
I would just hold indefinitely. Sooner or later someone will start WWIII.

You can buy an underground bunker or abandoned Russian missle silo with your uranium gains.

should we work with reddit temporarily to force the shareholder vote? for the cooooooom

TSLA just keeps tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down.
The question is, will it see a major dump at US market open tomorrow too? Or will the dump not come for another week or so?

>>24686216
Ryan Cohen's tweet was actually bullish as fuck lol

he's definitely more emotionally attached to GME than anyone else here, even more than kpop anon

>>24686306
oh yeah, that's the stuff

>>24685566
>>so most people that were already in CLF are also now in UUUU right?
>No. Why would that correlate?
I am.

CLF, UUUU, LTHM

PIC OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>24686245
will probably cancel out with the short sellers wanting to clean their own

Never trust 4chan memes that depend on one based guy waltzing in and separating the wheat from the chaff it never happens. It’s a fever dream.

>>24686320
unironically this. i went in on the RYCEY dip hard. selling their nuclear business might actually work out for them because they will have a good relationship with Framatome in France. Look at this fucking tweet emmanuel macron just made about going /all in/ on nuclear. this is why I was shilling $UUUU in /pmg/ months ago. https://twitter.com/EmmanuelMacron/status/1336349111545704448

TSLA SOUFFLE

I really need TSLA to stop dumping after hours
My spreads are gonna be fucked

>>24686152
Imagine if you could pay a small fee to "preorder" a distant airline flight fare but weren't compelled to purchase the flight ticket if you didn't want/need it by the date of the flight. So maybe $20 to secure an $800 ("the strike") atlantic flight in March of 2022 ("the expiration or expiry").
If March 2022 comes around and that flight is $900 then you can "exercise" the "preorder" (i.e. the call) and purchase it for $800. Given you also paid $20 for the call, you saved $80 on your flight. BUT if the flight is now $600 in March then your call is useless and you would pay $600 for the flight as anyone else but you also gave up your premium (fee).
Suppose that the $900 flight case is what happens but you don't want to fly? You sell that call to someone who DOES who will buy it from your because they still save money at a premium higher than what you paid for it (on the surface its worth $100 in savings so you could charge them $95 and they'd still save $5).
Premiums are based on how volatile the underlying is (more swingy, higher), the expiry (longer increases premium), and strike (in the money or out of the money)

>>24686335
>relying on an emotional investor is bullish
>same investor created shit business plan

>>24686258
Not anymore dude it's been like fucking 8 years since Japan, the EU and US just passed some very bullish uranium laws another anon was mentioning. As well as being the much more cost efficient method of electricity then renewables, and we are quickly heading into a future where everything will be battery powered not gasoline powered, making nuclear the best utilization for that dynamic. It's not abundant anymore, the price has tanked for years which is why every single uranium mining company looks like a piece of shit right now. The markets consolidated, were in a prime spot for alternative energy to take over oil now, and the political landscape is prime for nuclear. China has been trying to corner the renewables market and we will corner the nuclear market, guess which is gonna a win bitch. Buy uranium and watch the gains, DD out.

>>24686334

Market dropping feels like an overreaction to TSLA. Doubt it'll drop further since indexes have been trading in a narrow corridor for weeks now, unless there's a hard catalyst that breaks the dry spell.

>>24685619
Don't underestimate the ability of US congress to shit the bed.

>>24686347
$LTHM was fudded hard. I got weak hands but bought around 6 IIRC. It was about the same price of UPWK so I went heavy on that which paid off handsomely and shall continue to. holding some calls on LAC now in anticipation of the thacker news.

Okay I'm confused. I'm on TD Ameritrade, I've got a profit of about $9500 on one particular stock. I sell all my shares and then buy back immediately to lock in the gain. But that was five days ago and after settling it still says the cost basis is the same as it was when I first bought them and it shows no profit?

What am I doing wrong?

>>24686404
Government was supposed to shut down but they just announced they will stay open to try to pass the stimulus

>>24686259
Bro it wasn't even that bad of a day though. I'm gonna spend it all on something for my gf

>>24686427
>he doesnt know

>>24686404
Trump tweeted retard
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1336682635725320193?s=20
Everytime he tweets, soros presses the red button and everything dumps
This is trading 101

>>24686384
>gives him a word problem
kek. I think you're going to confuse him more, anon, but nice effort.

>>24686427
>I sell all my shares and then buy back immediately to lock in the gain
What?

>>24686301
Valuations don't matter until they do. At this price point you're going to have to wait literally 14 fucking years before you return to an average 7% yearly on AMZN. They are so clearly overvalued as fuck, yes long term their prospects are good but the markets literally priced that in already. There's no where to go but down

>>24686427
using TD Ameritrade

Fuck I was up 11% on AQB this morning and now it fucking tanked. Why you do this to me fishes?

>>24686433
nice, what option was that? uvxy call? should probably sell tomorrow

>>24686404
At some point soon it IS going to drop further. This little hiccup is not nearly enough of a correction if you just zoom out a little. The bubble has a puncture; it hasn't yet popped. It's a case of whether people catch onto this fact before or after the big banks officially cancel Christmas.

>>24686454
I have some margin and I want to pay taxes on something that is less than the standard deduction since I'm unemployed.

guys can CLF anon be trusted

>>24686361
Shorts didn't cover at 7$, why should they cover at 10 or 12$?

>>24686427
>I sell all my shares and then buy back immediately to lock in the gain

>>24686427
No one can be this retarded.

>>24686482
>can a person relentlessly shilling a stock on /smg/ be trusted

even if it works out, no.

>>24686486
>>24686491
retards
>>24686480

>>24686396
China is going full nuclear too. They're building at least 13 plants within the decade. The age of meme green energy is over, the rise of the glowing yellow rock will take it's place, like it always should've been.

>>24686470
PLTR puts

>>24686404
>>24686432
We had our first VAX DEATH panic and the government's suing FB under a theory that expanding my acquisition is illegal, calling into question whether AAPL and MSFT can ever do anything with their cash piles.
And with all that we only dropped 2%. So I'm thinking the platinum bullrun continues next weekend.

You bought SHRMF, right?

>>24686328
if ww3 happens there will be nothing left alive.

>>24686335
>hurr the boomer CEO, stock dilution and revenue doesn't matter guyz just look at this emoji one of the investors twitted

>>24686518
No and I won't buy as long as you post japs with a face like that

>>24686482
No, but the stock itself is solid. Absolutely zero risk providing you got in under 12. Plus it's a lottery ticket for 7x gains.

>>24686427
>What even is a broker I just use Robinhood

>>24685222
Checked and rekt.

>>24686480
TDA likely shows you "unrealized gains". Those are gains if you sell the holdings (at which point they are "realized").
Why did you buy them back? Taxes are only assessed when you sell the holdings (or get a dividend). You basically just forced a tax event for no reason. Look up "wash sale"

>>24686534
>can't see the forest through the trees
>can't see the booba past the face

and this is why you will be poor

>>24686457
>value investing
Well I also believe almost all stocks are still very undervalued because tina.
Valuation methods change over time. In real estate the old valuation method was always that you value things based on the return you can get. Now this valuation is meaningless and it is common to take the median market price as valuation. Of course valuation methods can change back, so your valuation of stocks will make sense again once interest rates are back to 5-10%.. if you want to wait and make shitty bets until then be my guest

>>24686534
this. If that guy had been posting a cute looking giant boob jap woman I would have all in by now

>>24686518
At least post a cute jav girl

>>24686396
>>24686504
yeah and where exactly is all that spent highly irradiated waste fuel going to be stored exactly?

>>24686482
His last shill ktov turned out to a be a dud that cost anons lots of money

Twitter has its own GME memes.
Also check out the comments, people bullying Cohen to sack up.
https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1336775515101949963

>>24686509
they have been making shitloads of money with corona, is it a coincidence they announced this funding after the market close? lol, it's fucking obvious, these senior senators have hedge funds buying every dip then causing another one

I don't know shit about AI but what if their AI thing is telling them to just cause dips and buy it

>>24686562

>>24686534
>>24686518
i like her stupid face, perfect titcow

NASDUMP

>>24686597
>relying on a personality cult pop figure to save a company
yikes

>>24686509

Sounds like white noise to me anon, if anything the markets are just calm.

>>24686561
Because of margin costs and I want it registered as a gain for tax purposes since its less than the standard deduction total. I want that tax event.

And as far as I can tell the wash sale only applies to losses and this is a 9500 gain.

>>24686588
In a container? This shit isn’t the Simpsons where nuclear waste is this green corrosive ooze that leaks everywhere. It’s solid.

IF france wants to go heavy into nuclear, in fact if anyone wants to go heavy into nuclear, couldn't their best bet be to manipulate uranium to be cheap as fuck so they'll be the only ones subsidizing uranium mining, and they can "innocently" stockpile uranium under the guise of needing it for energy?

>>24685600
>both plays based on rising commodity prices
>steel(iron)/uranium
>ID: uzTZ
based almost UTZ

>>24686450
stupid meme
literally "blame orangeman via legendary Hungarian boogieman of finance"

>>24686328
Do you think the artist wants to sniff that clownpit? it's suggestive

could someone bake pls?

>>24686588
Where exactly are we going to store all the carbon dioxide your car produces? Fuck if I know, maybe we can pay Africa to ship the spent uranium into the middle of the Sahara dude, who the fuck cares it's not literal tons of oil waste is what matters.

In the investor call right now. HUMBL is going to be like Zell, with profiles and messaging + marketplaces like Alibaba.

>>24686612
Based slam pig aficionado.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap-BkkrRg-o

15 minutes till spacex launch, this thing might blow up on landing.

>>24686588
>In modern nuclear plants about 96% of spent fuel is recycled back into uranium-based and mixed-oxide (MOX) fuels.
Not really much of an issue with the new plants being built. This isn't the 60's anymore.

>>24686667
+ currency conversion. Looking like a way to break down borders between marketplaces.

>>24686663
nope smg threads are banned

>>24686647
>IF france wants to go heavy into nuclear, in fact if anyone wants to go heavy into nuclear, couldn't their best bet be to manipulate uranium to be cheap as fuck so they'll be the only ones subsidizing uranium mining, and they can "innocently" stockpile uranium under the guise of needing it for energy?
anon, this is spot the fuck on. i really think all that fud the past 10 years or so was because they KNEW they'd need it, and wanted to just get cheapies.

>>24686630
>RC
>personality cult pop figure
Did you think this place was TikTok? Lmao
The fact that we make memes about nobodies like Senvest and Melvin Capital is kind of niche and creepy if you think about it.
Do you think Steven Cohen googles himself?

>>24686686
The transuranics which are the dangerous isotopes are still being produced. You just end with less but more dangerous nuclear waste. There are some plans for making 'gen 4' plants that transmutate some of the transuranics back into safe isotopes but these are still being developed.

>>24686689
Very impressed with Brian Foote. HUMBL marketplace could usurp Alibaba

>>24686667
>>24686689
This guy sounds really confident. Wish I bought more today after hearing about it today

>>24686597
Would be too funny if he actually decides to dump GME because these retards were too annoying

>>24686642
it has to be placed in concrete/cement cubes and buried within a chasm or mountainside deep underground. those blocks aren't foolproof either. the halflife of that radioactive material is like 100trillion years. nuclear is not safe at all.

>>24686722
Announced HUMBL mobile, HUMBL merchant, HUMBL marketplace, HUMBL artisan. Brian is taking big cues from Alibaba and wants to build off their successes.

>>24686721
"Still being developed."
Anything we could possibly need was developed in the 60s and 70s. It was all mothballed because it didn't produce fissure materials suitable for warheads. "Still being developed" means "still wrestling the technical data package away from the DoE and DoD so it can actually benefit mankind."

>>24686765
glad i got 75 shares

>>24686750
What did you think Twitter was for?

>>24686427
What on earth do you mean?
You bought 100 shares of stock X for $50, it climbs to $150. If you sell your 100 shares you now have 0 shares and $15k cash in your account, $10k of which is profit. If you now immediately buy back the 100 shares at $15 per share, you would pay the $15k for it, now you have 100 shares and $0 cash in your account. Did you expect to somehow buy the shares back at $15 for just $5 per share, ending up with 100 shares and $10k cash in your account???

>>24686765
are they going to have a humbl fuck app like grindr or trading app like robinhood

>>24686484
lol stop with the double standards

so you're saying institutional shareholders will dump shares to clean their balance sheet but institutional short sellers can't do the same for their short position to clean their own and can write it off as losses for tax benefits?

Both sides will do whatever they need to do. Institutional short sellers covering was the reason GME stayed flat through February/March while others were dumping their shares

>>24686763
This is completely wrong and you got this idea from a Greenpeace pamphlet. Its utter FUD and a complete lie. The people who told you this will never allow you to find out that there are reactor designs that produce nothing that has to be processed at all.

new thread
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>>24686763
You only have to store it long enough to figure out the technology to turn it into something less harmful and that technology isn’t far off.

>nuclear energy isn’t safe at all
The US Navy has high school educated teenagers running their reactors and have a flawless safety record.

>>24686787
It's starting to look like "the next Amazon" to me with a lot going for it. Etsy/Alibaba/Zell/Paypal.

>>24686799
Fuck I hope so I want to fuck fellow OTC degens

>>24686798
oh fuck got numbers mixed up, let me try again:

You bought 100 shares of stock X for $50, it climbs to $150. If you sell your 100 shares you now have 0 shares and $15k cash in your account, $10k of which is profit. If you now immediately buy back the 100 shares at $150 per share, you would pay the $15k for it, now you have 100 shares and $0 cash in your account. Did you expect to somehow buy the shares back at $150 for just $50 per share, ending up with 100 shares and $10k cash in your account???

>>24686641
Did you actually have cash (and not margin) to "buy back" your shares? In which case you could have just used the cash to settle the margin account directly.
Are you intending on holding these shares long term? In which case, all you'd need to do is sell them in chunks necessary to sit under the standard deduction for any reporting period.
If you want to get the taxes out of the way, you sell the holdings and don't buy back until next tax year.

>>24686765
>HUMBL
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/huml
This? Why don't you guys use actual ticker names anymore?
>Muh bot scraping boogeyman
?

>>24686392
>>24686530
come on lol, the emoji's adorable

>>24685987
I told you to

>>24686763
>100trillion years
It does not even a hundred years for waste to decay back to normal background radiation. Wildlife in Chernobyl wouldn't be flourishing if that was the case.

>>24686842
it's not bots with spick paypal, there's just different ticker names because it's merging with another company

>>24686798
No. I expect it to show that I have a realized gain of $10k and an account now worth 15k. Instead, it acts as if I never made the sell so the 10k is still unrealized. Even though I realized it with a sell.

So in your scenario this is what happened:
>I have a gain of 10k
>I sell so I should have 15k and a new cost basis
>Instead it shows that I have an unrealized gain of 10k
>It is the one acting like I bought back at 5 bucks, not me

>>24686884
So what's the real ticker then?

>>24686547
>Absolutely zero risk providing you got in under 12.
Baby got in at 13. Is baby gonna be okay?

>>24686836
It shows the same margin as if I hadn't sold. But I should have 9500 more to my account in which the margin should be lower. Right?

I can sell and wait til it settles and then buy back. But nowhere in the cost basis section does it even show that I registered the 9500 gain. Its still sitting as a theoretical unrealized gain.

Should I sell all my BFT and go into UUUU?

bros, shill me a fertilizer stock

>>24685174
so Tesla is fucked, did starship blow up?

>>24686924
I don't know if this if the answer but read it anyway.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/w/washsalerule.asp

>>24685555
Checked, but they have nothing in common other than the fact metal is involved. One is iron, the other is uranium.

Either way, those digits indicate a lot of 5's will be involved in their share price soon!

>>24686984
Can baby handle a probable yet unlikely and only temporary 8% loss?
I think baby will be okay if it doesn't have paper hands.