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Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:43:02 2020 No.24629903 [Reply] [Original]

I received a letter from the IRS and I'm absolutely terrified to open it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:43:49 2020 No.24629916 >>24629903 post said letter

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:44:12 2020 No.24629924 >>24629916 word post the letter dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:44:48 2020 No.24629938 >>24629903 They legally can't go after you if you never open the letter

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:45:02 2020 No.24629944 >>24629903 Open it, pay your taxes, move on

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:45:12 2020 No.24629949 >>24629903 Flee to a country that has no extradition treaty with the US https://www.wsfa.com/story/22665099/countries-with-no-extradition-treaty-with-us/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:45:13 2020 No.24629950 File: 111 KB, 600x800, 1603839854584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24629903 PAY YOUR TAXES GOY

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:46:00 2020 No.24629973 It's a birthday card. Happy birthday anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:46:23 2020 No.24629979 Scan it or take a picture without looking at it and let us look at it for you. We can be your personal counsel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:56:00 2020 No.24630177 burn it without opening

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:57:04 2020 No.24630210 Say you lost the letter in a boating accident

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:57:09 2020 No.24630212 >>24630177 film it so you can prove you didnt open it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:57:52 2020 No.24630229 >>24629903 Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:58:05 2020 No.24630235 >>24629903 There's a 50/50 chance it's a pajeet scam

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:59:09 2020 No.24630264 File: 2.98 MB, 852x480, virtual_checkpoint.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know what it is. No excuses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:59:38 2020 No.24630276 thats what you get for using Coinbase

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:00:49 2020 No.24630307 >>24630264 Wtf that had a twist i really liked and trusted her

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:01:23 2020 No.24630321 Didn't you lose that letter in a boating accident OP?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:02:36 2020 No.24630347 File: 11 KB, 600x800, 1599022659884.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24629950 >I SEE THOSE GAINS STOP HIDING

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:03:41 2020 No.24630372 >>24629938 This OP you can't go to jail if you don't know rape is illegal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:11:02 2020 No.24630555 I cashed out $75k gains on January 2018 and never paid taxes. Am I in the clear now??

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:11:33 2020 No.24630568 >>24630555 FOUR MORE YEARS

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:17:14 2020 No.24630704 >>24630555 If your reported income was $300,000 or higher you'll be clear in 2021, its three years for anything less than 25% difference ... Over that is six years

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:00:27 2020 No.24631616 >>24629903 There is a giant red dildo inside

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:51:49 2020 No.24632672 Open it. There is no avoiding it. It will be bad news. Just remember, you will pay more than Jeff Bezos did last year

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:58:47 2020 No.24632816 >>24630555 Taxes owed $22500 + Interest + penalty

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:59:21 2020 No.24632835 >letter okay boomer

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:00:24 2020 No.24632853 Just dont open it, they cant actually force you to pay it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:00:49 2020 No.24632860 >>24630555 Don’t ever type this online again for the rest of your life

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:01:02 2020 No.24632862 >>24629903 post it here

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:02:07 2020 No.24632890 >>24629950 >>24630347 A kek for accuracy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:03:51 2020 No.24632939 File: 38 KB, 600x603, 5c74346335b70d2d0215b910b25f4479.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24630555 >spread dat ass whyte boi

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:03:59 2020 No.24632943 Oh yeah, in a few months you will start to receive letters that you have to sign for. After nearly 10 months, you will get a letter saying they will confiscate your shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:04:12 2020 No.24632949 File: 37 KB, 398x376, 1598637109089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24632816 Imagine being a burger and getting cucked by the IRS no matter where you travel in the entire world! pahahhahha!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:04:48 2020 No.24632963 >>24630555 Bruh, just delete this

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:09:30 2020 No.24633065 >>24630704 I don't understand. What if I made $150k from waging? >>24632939 I'm not white >>24632860 >>24632963 Paranoid schizos

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:10:38 2020 No.24633089 >>24630555 You never filed? or you lied on your returns? Big difference between the two, not filing is a misdemeanor, evasion is a felony. John mcafee taught me this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:13:25 2020 No.24633148 >>24633089 I filed my taxes but I didn't put anything about crypto. I reported losses when I reinvested and traded in 2018 and 2019 though. Oh god I don't wanna go to buttfuck prison!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:14:45 2020 No.24633180 >>24633148 Pic of letter or larp

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:15:34 2020 No.24633198 >>24633180 What letter? I never received a letter from the IRS

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:15:38 2020 No.24633202 File: 259 KB, 1024x768, dickbag.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24629950 >lol just privatize everything bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:17:15 2020 No.24633238 >>24633089 >John mcafee taught me this. like, personally? did it involve shitting on him? a hot salty squirt in the face? deets man

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:18:07 2020 No.24633250 >>24629903 I got one too, was just telling me that Coinbase reported things slightly different and that I owe an extra $900. Need to send it by the end of the month, kinda sucks right before Christmas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:19:39 2020 No.24633297 >>24629903 I guess you'll have to report to them that unfortunately all your crypto was stolen after you went to a website and it took your wallet info

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:19:47 2020 No.24633299 File: 78 KB, 900x900, 1601939089673.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24629903 You're fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:21:52 2020 No.24633347 >>24633238 Nah he posted about it on facebook the other day. Or whoever runs his page on his behalf right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:22:03 2020 No.24633353 >>24633238 >like, personally? did it involve shitting on him? a hot salty squirt in the face? Do you know John McAfee? It wouldn't surprise me after seeing him on some streams

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:31:12 2020 No.24633537 File: 102 KB, 1242x810, B3-BV101_bkrvco_GR_20180919152329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24629903 >>24630177 Fuck the IRS

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:33:40 2020 No.24633594 >>24629903 The IRS is actually pretty cool about paying back taxes as long as you aren’t obviously trying to weasel out of it. They’ll put you on a payment plan. It’s fine, I owe and pay penalties every year. Still worth it.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:36:34 2020 No.24633641
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>>24633202
>lol just don't ever let anyone separate themselves from the influence of the state unless they want a visit from the irs swat team brah
tell me more about muh coke death squads and muh UBI or what have you while the government issues a barrage of supersonic bullets into your dog's body

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:37:38 2020 No.24633654 >>24629903 Welcome to adulthood

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:38:21 2020 No.24633667 Real time unboxing it here on /biz/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:40:46 2020 No.24633715 >Space IRS >SIRS You can't escape crypto taxes even on mars

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:09:38 2020 No.24634269 I havent done my taxes in 7 years

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:13:37 2020 No.24634339 I haven't opened it yet. If they want me to Give them money then why don't they give me a nice job at the irs so I can pay it back? Or just chill until my crypto holdings go up. They can just print anything they want at will.

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