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Gentlemen, I am creating a new, revolutionary, cryptocurrency project.
This project will enable individuals to insure themselves against alimony payments via Chainlink oracles.
Join us and secure your future... or be damned to eternal wagecuckery.

Spread the word: alimony.finance

>> No.24607840

>>24607821
sauce?

>> No.24607873

that's a man

>> No.24607878

I'd rather insure myself against alimony payments to whores.

>> No.24607942

>>24607821
that's a clitoris

>> No.24608002

>>24607878
Sir, you can still profit greatly from the alimonial agony of others.

>> No.24608265

Domino Presley

>> No.24608325

>>24607821
If I don't get married then this token is not necessary.

>> No.24608389

>>24607821
FUCKING I WASLIKE OH WOWNSHES HOT THEN INDAY THE DICK AND IM LIKE WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT SO I SPILT ALL OF MY RAVIOLI AND MY MOM HEARD ME SCREAM AND SHE CAME UP THE STAIRS AND SAW THE PICTURE AND SHE CALLING A SOCIAL WORKER SO THEY CAN START THE HRT FUCKING ASSHOLE!

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24608409

>>24607821
Sage

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>>24608409
This one is the /biz/ related version

>> No.24608833

Do your fucking job mods, jannies, Jesus Christ.
MODS

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>>24607821

>> No.24609219

>>24607821
How the fuck is this shit still up but as soon as a politically inclined thread comes up and people start talking shit about joe biden or trannies the jannies delete that shit faster than i can type N