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I need to make 300 dollars a day, how do I go about it? Options?

>> No.24588739

>>24588718
she’s a mutt

>> No.24588756

>>24588739
mommy
udders
titty
tits

>> No.24588759

>>24588718
i want to experience large milkers like this

>> No.24588761

>>24588739
You don't have to breed it.

>> No.24588762

Get a job

>> No.24588777

>>24588762
What job?

>> No.24588787

>>24588777
Anything.
I make $250 a day teaching at highschool

>> No.24588796

>>24588759
It’s based

>> No.24588801

>>24588787
Are you serious? Is it that easy? What was the process like?

>> No.24588806

>>24588761
Well I'm certainly not using a condom or pulling out, would just stay at home and not bother if I had to do either.

>> No.24588813

>>24588759
hurts your back and hard to find a position to sleep without discomfort

>> No.24588815

>>24588801
In Australia, you need a 4 years bachelor's or a 2 years masters. You get 70k starting and it goes to 95k after a few years of experience.

It's shitty having to work with teenagers but it'd literally 9-4pm and only 40 weeks per year.

>> No.24588819

unironically how do i find more girls to fug? I'm not ugly but not in the top 10% of men looks wise but I have tons of money but flexing it isn't for me. i want to fuck some 18-22 yo girls before I'm too old... its so hard because at this age they want chads seed only and it takes so much effort to get them interested without looking very handsome. I'm not salty or anything but whats the best way?

>> No.24588850

>>24588718
Selling options can easily make you $300 a day.

>> No.24588878

>>24588815
Aus, I'm in US though. I'll look into it.

>>24588850
How do I get started US? Crypto probably since I'm not good with stocks. Only have like a few grand.

>>24588819
Literally just talk to them and b urself

>> No.24588883

>>24588718
whore yourself
or start with enough to earn it on investments

>> No.24588885

>>24588718
I can't believe I find the hottest part are her feet

>> No.24588996

>>24588718
Buy kneepads

>> No.24589749

>>24588819
lift

>> No.24589955

>>24588996
This
30 cocks for $10 = easy $300

>> No.24589969

>>24588718
Marginal trading with 100x leverage

>> No.24589989
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24589989

>big booooba

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24590029

>>24588761
I would breed with that thing any day of the month

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24590136

>>24588718
sauce
Pandorakaaki

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24590171

>>24588718
>massive tits
>perfect soles

>> No.24590190
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24590190

>>24588718
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6352245/

>> No.24590203

>>24589955
You could charge $20 and get it done in 15

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24590224

>>24588819
>I'm not ugly
Well i got bad news for you.

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24590235

>>24589749
>lift

>> No.24590962
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24590962

WOA MAMA

>> No.24591034

>>24588718
pool a shit ton of liquidity on uniswap.

>> No.24591120

>>24588759
I did and it felt like heaven

>> No.24591171

>>24591034
elaborate please

>> No.24591187

Get the fuck in BASE

>> No.24591555

>>24588739
Who cares

>> No.24591686

>>24589749
>t. insecure gym rat manlet

>> No.24591845

>>24588739
lol this guy is an unchristian faggot. 100%.

>> No.24591889

>>24588819
Just bee yourself bro

>> No.24592525

>>24588813
not my problem bitch, feed my children

>> No.24592888

>>24588718
MOOBA

>> No.24593012

>>24591845
>unchristian
you mean based

>> No.24593935

>>24590136
Based. Hope you become a millionaire king

>> No.24594083

What about $300 a week? How do I do that?

>> No.24594299

>>24588739
faggot

>> No.24594370

>>24588739
Still would.

>> No.24594410

>>24588718
>floppy national geographic knee-slappers
>near expiration date
>spic pooskin
would still pay $100 to do the würm with her

>> No.24594452

>>24588815
Do you fap to big booba students?
Any teens flirt with you?

>> No.24594486
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24594486

>>24591034
unironically this, I make $1k+ a day from my liquidity

>>24591171
go for the ETH/shitcoin pairs where the ratio is all over the place, that way you make money in any kind of market, bull, bear, crab, swan, it doesn't matter you just win.

>> No.24594489

>>24588718
Who the milk. Fuck your thread. Sage

>> No.24594693

>>24588718
Unironically burglarize people's homes. Depending on your situation, if you have the time (about a week) to scope out the best houses in a neighborhood and when they're gone that's best. If not, hope for the best. Best long term is to leave no trace, keep shit where it is, don't take everything you can just skim it. Doing this you can even come back to the territory 8-12 months later. If you're in a bind do what you have to but know you'll be caught in less than a year.

Know what people are buying AHEAD of time and WHO is buying and WHEN. If you're feeling extra frisky burglarize businesses you think are crooked or drug dealers. It's fucking bad blood in the water there but you can make bank off it. Wear a mask and hood inside the house, wear gloves, wear different shoes, wash everything before and after after every job.

>> No.24594742

>>24594486
thank you for your advice

>> No.24594752

Man what I would lend at usurious rates for just one 5 minute session with those ... amazing feet

>> No.24594825

>>24594693
DON'T SHIT WEAR YOU EAT!!!!!
Can't believe I forgot this it's just so basic to me sorry.

>> No.24594932

>>24594486
Is it really that profitable? Don't you get fucked from IL?

>> No.24594970

>>24588787
Fuck that children are awful especially teenagers

>> No.24595013

>>24594486
1k a day on how much money?

>> No.24595083
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24595083

Where did the money laundering thread go?

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>>24594932
IL is overrated. All it means is that if you provide, say, ABC/XYZ liquidity, and if XYZ moons and never comes back down, you will make less money than if you had just held onto your XYZ in a cold wallet.

Uniswap sells a little bit of your XYZ with every price increase, and buys some XYZ every dip. Vice versa for the other component. That's all it does.

The cost of IL is opportunity cost, you never actually lose money. You just make less money with your algorithm than compared to a perfect trading strategy. Which you're never going to implement anyway. Be honest, you're just going to buy high and sell low if left to your own impulses.

The most dangerous pairs are (ETH/WBTC/shitcoin) paired against a stablecoin. Those run the risk of selling into a moonlaunch or buying into an apocalyptic gigabear. When the pair is two non-stable cryptos though, their ratio can oscillate around regardless of the overall market going bear or bull. ETH and WBTC for example, forever chase one another on the ratio. Leave some ETH/WBTC alone and forget about it, come back in a year and you'll have more sats and gwei than you started with.

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24595310

>>24594693

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24595478

>>24595013

>> No.24595571

>>24594486
Wait so you literally go to uniswap, add liquidity to an Eth/Shitcoin pair and just forget about it?

>>24595240
So as long as you never add liquidity to a stablecoin pair it's all good? I have like 100k waif just laying around, so if I add liquidity to that pair with my 100k shitcoins I'll make money?

>> No.24595604

>>24595478
Tell me nigger, how much liquidity are you providing?

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24595935

>>24595571
Half ETH, half shitcoin, yes you'll make money. Provided that:
1) the shitcoin isn't total shit
2) the shitcoin won't literally go to zero
3) there is actual daily volume for the shitcoin

If those 3 things are true then you will make the easiest money you've ever seen by providing liquidity to Uniswap. Maybe you can make a higher yield elsewhere but for me, the simplicity and lack of risk makes it a no-brainer, I sleep like a baby. I feel like an exchange operator: I don't even check the price anymore, all I care about is the volume.

>> No.24596211

>>24595935
So how much of each should you put in to start, my shitcoin is only worth 70 bucks altogether.

>> No.24596235

Options are a great way to make -300 dollars per day, You should try it