/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24569878
>he is a sub-human
ngmi

What sort of retard uses their sweater loophole while touching their bidet attachment?

Fucking disgusting.

>>24569878
nice hoodie queer

>>24569921
>touch his poo poo hole with his hands
>tell ME i'm a sub-human

ngmi

>>24569878
Cute hands

Based

>>24569878
>he still uses a toilet
>he doesn’t shit in the street

>>24569878
kek why does his thumg go through his sleeve is he trying to look like some anime ninja

>>24569948
>french
dont think he needed to tell you

>>24569878
the topic of shitting is brought up on this board more than any other place on earth, a hundred times over

>>24569878
>he still dresses like a 2007 scene kid
absolutely ngmi

>>24569921
based pastabro

>>24570117
He definitely has a lip ring and dyed hair.

>>24569948
>french
Yikes

>>24569878
This only works for people with shaved assholes

>>24569878
>he’s obsessed with how biz incels shit

>>24570435
good i have a shaved asshole then

>>24569948
OP is standing in a toilet with poo on his hands and he still smells better than you do Frog

>>24569878
Do you use that to wash your boyfriend's cum out of your asshole?

>>24570474
>>24570499
Oui.

>>24570468
Do you guys actually shave your ass? I tried once and it was the biggest mistake of my life. Farts were 10x as loud. Extreme swamp ass while working out. The stubble was painful af. Never again.

>>24570499
>>24570435
>>24570442
>>24570367
>haha, that shows them why you should still use TP

>>24570542
you are supposed to oil it then
you have a point for the noisy farts
i don't like to have a hairy mouse between my ass cheeks

>be me
>travel to brazil cuz I had Brazilian gf
>go into her bathroom, see two "toilets"
>thought the bidet was for men to pee into
>I go to flush and the thing sprays directly in my face
>walk into living room and tell her roomates what happened
>4 brazillian girls laughing at me
pretty embarrassing but also kinda hot

>>24570578
so you had a dirty and smelly ass every fucking day of your entire life until you visit Brazil?

you are the third world subhuman

>>24570632
why does my butthole make you so mad lol

>>24570656

>>24570686
Walmart is comfy, you can walk in wearing pajamas and buy a truckload of guns and ammo. Eurofags will never know that feel.

>>24570632
You have a weird obsession. Seek help. Every fucking person you see walking around has an ass that smells like ass if you get close enough. Bidet or not. Have sex incel.

fun fact the bidet was first used by prostitutes to wash their cum encrusted vaginas between customers

>>24569878
You get the bulk off with tp and then step in the shower/bath to wash the rest.
>He spends money on a bidet when he can just use the shower

>>24569878
u r a twink, not gonna make it

>>24569878
>he doesn't eat healthy enough to have a clean ass after shits
ngmi

>>24570729

>actually buying guns or ammo at fucking Walmart

Hello Cletus

>>24569878
This is why I will always vote Trump

>>24569936
>fucking disgusting
I completely agree

>>24569948
>Useless fireplace that's kept for the sake of ??? whatever
> Puts TV into it.

>>24570729
>Be European. Have free education,affordable healthcare, cheap insurance and available institutions.
Americants will never know that feel.

>>24569878
You are either a trap or a femboy fishing for attention from biz incels.

just fucking use toilet paper and then finish with flushable wet wipes, you shower twice a day right anons like clean dexg holders should?

>>24573075
5x dry, 3 sheets each, 2x ply
10x wet after
Total cost 0.50$ per shitting session, 150$ per year

How did I do biz?

Different angle
Same shit

Also Im all in XRP

>>24571528
>not just shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain
ngmi

>>24570578
Where are you from?
How did you meet her?
Pics?
General thoughts on Brazilian girls?