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I've just finished 4 days of scrubbing their repository. My audit style isnt for the faint of heart so I wont dive into each and every atrocity discovered (that's another post in itself)...

Lets begin, as seen in pic related. LOOK WHERE THE DATA COMES FROM, PUBLIC FUCKING DATA PROVIDERS

LMFAO HOLY SHIT

I literally read every line of code and then say this diagram at the bottom of their front page on github. Right in front of my face the whole time.

They need to fix their marketing ASAP.

>> No.24562820

>>24562749

Holy shit this is like how Sony sells a ps5 for $700 and it has stickers that say “4k” and “120fps” but they specifically leave of it the fact you can’t do those simultaneously.

API3 is literally just a website on ethereum.

>> No.24562845

>>24562749

FUD harder, no one cares. To the moon.

>> No.24562854
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>>24562749
I was only a 19 year old link marine. I loved Sergei so much, I had all the blogposts and streams. I pray to Sergei every night, thanking him for the tokens he dumped on me. “Sergei is love” I say, “Sergei is life." My mom is Saša Milić. She hears me and calls me a cuck for trusting some third-party strangers running oracles, with tokens not used in DAO. I knew she was just jealous of my devotion to Sergei. I called her a first-party oracle plebeian. She hits me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. I feel something warm... It's Sergei! I was so happy. He whispers in my ear another stacking promise. As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready. I'm all in on chainlink. He penetrates my wallet as deep as he can until the tip of his red and pulsing candlestick reaches my entry price. It hurts so much, but I do it for Sergei. I can feel my mooning illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing the 2 year old pinned Google cloud post. I want to revolutionize the oracles. He makes another presentation next to the toilet as he fills my young wallet with useless tokens. My mom walks in. Sergei looks her straight in the eye and says, "Stacking is coming soon." Sergei dumps another 500k and leaves through my window to the nearest McDonald's. Sergei is love. Sergei is life.

>> No.24563085

Link cope.

>> No.24563122
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>>24563085
*tink tink tink*

Attention KIKES, CHINKS, and JEETS

I will NEVER, ever sell my Linkies. LINK at $5.00? Didnt sell.
LINK at $0.01? Didnt sell.
LINK at 10? 50?... 100? 200? 500?

Not selling.

IF you filthy kikes ever want to see these linkies again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $2000 per LINK... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy kikes, I AM NOT SELLING

Sincerely,
The richest man in Costco. Praise Sergey
and FUCK JANNIES, KIKES, NIGGERS, CHINKS, SPICS, and JEETS

>> No.24563159

>>24562749
dr;ns

>> No.24563224

>>24562749
I've never understood the whole dAPP thing to be honest. I means what's the problem in simply developing a normal app and distributing as we normally do. It's all just making stuff bloated and overly complicated for no good reason

>> No.24563617

>>24563224
Because (((they))) cannot control it.