/biz/ - Business & Finance

Remember to do the right thing and sell all your PLTR at market price tomorrow premarket.

>>24501710
already did that last week

>>24501710
Fuck your puts tranny

Gamestop is undervalued at all prices below $40

>>24501710
t. Morgan Stanley intern

LOCKDOWNS ARE PRICED IN
P
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I
C
E
D

I
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BOBO BTFO

Nothing can stop the bullrun

>>24501694
Are biz memes priced in

Fuck the jannies

Good morning I hate CRSR

>>24501710
Did yesterday lol

First for the company c3.ai (ticker AI, sometimes incorrectly spelled NAK), IPO is next week!

Roblox IPO

>>24501755
You blew it.

>>24501755
I think you missed the memo, NAK is code for GME

futures looking real bearish rn bros i cant take it

Soon

Why is a pedophile making the thread?

I will buy one share of ROBLOX for each of my descendants even if its worthless when I die.
OOF will live on

since the price of pork is declining is that actually why china brining back the mcrib?

>>24501772
Wait I thought NAK was PLTR?

my vietbro asked me about stocks last week and i told him to just put his money in a mutual fund and forget about it. well, he finds out about options and joins some discord group and ends up going all in on dude weed calls and he looked sick to his stomach this morning. what do i do bros he didn't deserve this

>>24501772
Hmm my mistake, still check out c3.ai

>>24501755
I'm clearly talking about NAK (Northern Dynasty Minerals). Its on sale right now.

>>24501776
Normal dip

>>24501801
c3po jerk me off!

>>24501793
NAK is Air Canada retarded nigger

>>24501797
better get some copium anon, you can't fix him until you give him your shekels

>>24501797
give him the gamestop DD

>>24501801
Will do, I know a popular subbreddit that may be interested.

>>24501797
viets are the nigs of asia, all the viet people i met in college were degenerate gamblers, coomers obsessed with 10/10 white girls, or autists dropping thousands on mobile games like clash of clans

>>24501797
Don’t let him suicide, please

>>24501817
why the fuck is dollar store higher than GME

S-should I buy UTZ?

>>24501817
>buying gifts at the DG

I unironically bought the NAK that's not NAK2. Should I sell or hodl

>>24501850
>>24501856
Yeah that kinda tripped me out too, I guess black people have to get Kwanzaa gifts somewhere

>>24501797
Tell him you'll buy his sister from him, Viets are cuties if they don't have super gooky looking mouths

>>24501870

>>24501776
Looking forward to the circuit breakers getting triggered tomorrow morning.

>>24501851
Are you a poor person? Then yes.

>>24501870
why would you do that friend

>>24501755
'ate ai
luv me mine
buyin nak
simple as

>>24501797
Honestly tell him to go hard in investing in the vietnamese market. Among all the emerging markets (I dont count china as emerging, fuck china) Vietnam has the absolute best bull cass on a 5 year horizon. If that doesnt work a mix of SPY/ARKK is always solid

>>24501746
Dump it

Guys, how can we ruin this greedy fucker
https://on.mktw.net/36oNOSX

>>24501870
hodl, it's going to moon when topstonkers algos have it trending and reddit goes all in on it

NAK, yes NAK , NAK buy NAK

>>24501870

SEER ipo looks interesting: https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/unlocking-the-human-proteome%3A-seer-sets-terms-for-%24150-million-ipo-2020-11-30
https://www.thestreet.com/ipo/news/seer-ipo-launch

Why is a pedophile making the thread?

>>24501883
Dollar Store and Dollar General actually ha e amazing management and have really worked to cut all costs and keep a healthy balance sheet. I'm pretty sure they're gonna start expanding into essential groceries as well following a sort of aldi model

>>24501851
Yes, dank pretzels maui sweetonion chips

>>24501801
Lmfao

Buy NAK, algos
NAK
NAK IS THE MOST MENTIONED TICKER ON BIZ

N A K

>>24501891
>>24501904
>>24501925
Please just answer me with yes or no

>>24501926
don't waste your time with bioshit

>>24501948
but fr though I wish NAK had some hype so that I could buy a shit load and sell covered calls

>>24501911
unironically good advice, and they might still be communists like chinks, but they're not retarded street shitters like poos

>>24501972
yes if NAK had hype i would surely buy NAK. this would be a great play on NAK i think. we'll se what NAK does this week. NAK

>>24502003
BUY NAK BOYS

>>24502003
I agree
NAK buy NAK is a great buy
And I would buy the NAK if the NAK wasn’t already bought by buying NAK

>>24501948
I love this meme. But seriously, I'm going all in on NAK.

>>24501803
wtf i look up NAK and see bearish news

IM A NIGGER AND I LIKE NAK
>IM A NIGGER AND I LIKE NAK
IM A NIGGER AND I LIKE NAK
>IM A NIGGER AND I LIKE NAK
IM A NIGGER AND I LIKE NAK
>IM A NIGGER AND I LIKE NAK
IM A NIGGER AND I LIKE NAK
>IM A NIGGER AND I LIKE NAK
IM A NIGGER AND I LIKE NAK
>IM A NIGGER AND I LIKE NAK
IM A NIGGER AND I LIKE NAK
>IM A NIGGER AND I LIKE NAK
IM A NIGGER AND I LIKE NAK
>IM A NIGGER AND I LIKE NAK

Imagine a world where you didn’t GO ALL IN ON NAK CALLS BUY HOLD
NAK 2 THE FUTURE

>>24502031
Should legit buy some NAK too if anon keeps it up.

NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK

WTF I love NAK now. Going all in on NAK at open.

When is the dip? I am too pussy to buy at these levels but ever since elections we don't have true red days anymore..

>>24501834
Gooks will literally bet their own fingers in a poker game. The most degenerate of all asians.

I don't see as much BUY BUY BUY (NAK) posting ever since that one guy tried to make an indicator out of it.

NAK gonna pop, severely undervalued

WHERE ARE MY TANKER CHADS AT

HODL ON SEA CATS!!!

TO THE MOON SOON!!!

Do you think market hours /biz/ will buy NAK, NAK is a good buy I want to buy NAK but maybe wait for NAK 2 but newfrens will hopefuly buy NAK

Buy JNUG is you like money.

>>24502083
There are dips every day. Reddest thing in your port, buy it. Unless it's a loser, then sell it.

>>24501817
>gifts from DG
Thanks for buying me bleach and off brand batteries for Christmas :^)
>>24501895
I still don't understand how UTZ is poor people food. Maybe the meme cheese balls are

>>24502036
IT'S All fake news anon. Coping Or shilling by Dickheads who hate other people getting money and Everything that they didn't BUY or Could buy but won't. 3. years later All wsb reddit niggers are gonna commit suicide, I can guarantee it, understand the message here anon, buy NAK

This old man, he bought NAK,
He played NIK-NAK on my thumb.
With a NIK-NAK, paddy whack,
Give a dog some NAK,
This old man came

>>24501851
Voodoo bappys are pretty based

>>24502120
UTZ chips are one of the most popular chips in prison commissary. If that isn't poor people snacks I don't know what is.

BAPPY BAPPY BAPPY
GIMME BAPPY
That AH pump tho...wtf

SMOKE CRACK
>BUY NAK
SMOKE CRACK
>BUY NAK
SMOKE CRACK
>BUY NAK
SMOKE CRACK
>BUY NAK
SMOKE CRACK
>BUY NAK
SMOKE CRACK
>BUY NAK

Guys, please, do not have kids.

They will have shitty life in the future and will hate you for bringing them into life.

Just enjoy rest of your life.

can you guys post some old school NAK due diligence that i can spam tomorrow? maybe ill just copy stocktwits comments

Why is a pedophile making the thread?

Ovid

Looking for them gainz

One of you guys needs to bake and explain the NAK plan to fuck over algos.
I’m sick of Algos spying on biz. Get them to buy NAK.

BUY NAK.

>>24502154
Thanks for the advice I'll be sure to tell my kids about it.

>>24502169
because you were too lazy

>>24502169
not sure if you are a bot spamming the same retarded message but here is your (you)

>>24502169
Because he's based and NAKpilled.

Any KO Chad's?

>>24502169
Because it's funny

>>24502183
B a s e d

>>24501915
sorry I'm not selling my AMD and AAPL shares for this fren

elon musk is doing layoffs and warning employees about stock prices

>>24502207
Absolutely bullish

>>24501938
Some locations already do have grocery style store setups, mostly in rural areas. It's a good thing they exist in these areas this way. Big enough to keep the Walmart machine from coming in and shutting down small local businesses without hampering sales of anything else going on in these areas. Think of the "general stores" they had back in middle part of the 20th century.

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>>24502154
>>>24502120
shutup fagit nutting in pussy is the best :)

>>24502213
facts sir. were getting rich sir.

>>24502190
>>24502187
I find it funny how nonchalantly you're acting lol

I'm just curious why use NAK to promote NAK? Why not use another stock?

>>24501834
yeah, but those fucking gooks are the hardest working fucks I have ever seen.

>>24502222
>GREEN ID
>QUADS
>Bullish

>>24502237
Algos spy on Biz to see our most common mentioned tickers.
That’s why NAK is a MUST BUY

apparently wallstreetbets now owns 2% of Gamestop, how can /smg/ even compete

>>24502207
Yeah I'm getting some dejavu, really reminds me of Enron. I kinda hope he succeeds though.

>>24502181
Make them buy NAK and 1 other stock as well. It can't just be 1 stock. Make it two. Pick your worst.

>>24502221
wtf this script sold my shares on my TD account.

>>24502160
Northern Dynasty (NAK) has roughly as much gold, silver, copper, production capacity, as all of Newmont Mining. Newmont is the largest miner in the world. Newmont market cap = 100x larger than that of NAK, and Newmont will probably double or triple + give dividends over the course of this PM bull market, so NAK has 300x potential at least. The management deeply believe in the company, and didn't sell a single share even when the price went to $20. Trump recently gave open support for the mine, and ran an ad which all but said that he would do everything he could to facilitate its approval.

>>24502237
Because it’s cool to buy NAK

>>24502240
this is why i feel bad for vietbro. he let his inner degenerate gambler take over for one moment and now all that work was for nothing

>>24502251
Only fair after we caused 2% of them to suicide from holding our PLTR bags

>>24502251
Well of course we BUY NAK

>>24502222
witnessed

>>24502254
God damn are you a mega boomer or started investing at 4?

Goodnight niggers, I'm all in on NAK tomorrow, don't forget to BUY NAK

Who here in FROG or DKNG?

>>24502295
goodnight NAKer

>>24502231

>>24502282
now that he has experienced loss you should teach him how to manage risk and how to effectievely pick good stocks. Options are for the experienced guys. Ive been trading for like 10 years and I'm still iffy about options.

>>24502251
That's only 1.3 million shares, sad! Even a backwater Korean firm like Must Asset Management owns 3.3 million.

>>24502237
NAK

>>24502148
That's probably only true in PA
>>24502223
Why are you replying to me? Also
>nutting in pussy is the best
3D women? ngmi

>>24502290
this meme isn't actually that funny

>>24502313
would you let your 8 year old daughter date op?

>>24502295
>>24502305
Mah NAKkers

>>24502254
he was also named business person of the year today, or something like that. Similar to Enron

I’m such a degenerate, I bought a bunch of NAK FDs B)

>>24502294
Too much time on my hands.

Imagine having 1/3 as many shares as Richard "Big Dick" Mashaal and thinking it's something to brag about.

>>24502160
I think it is quite pathetic that you are spending your time shilling your bags. I really wonder how such people live with themselves. It's like you have no concept of honor or dignity

>>24502343
if he had good values, Maybe.

>>24502335
I have a gf kieth

Anyone shilling that shit is an obvious glowNAKker

Michael Burry called.
Just kidding, he doesn't talk to sharelettes.

>>24502411

>Changes ID

>>24502343
you wouldn't steal an a movie, would you fren?

>>24501783
You need to go back

NAK
OOF
YUMYUM
HOUSE
Battle of the ipos

>>24502422
That's not me brother

>>24502446
>Dodges the question

>bought the PLTR dip this morning

It's going back up right bros?

>>24502460
sry. You did a good job shiling utz

>tfw got greedy and lost all my gains and am now slightly negative
Feels bad bros

>>24502477
I don't have to shill anything when you have chips marketed to poor people, and half this country lives in poverty. It sells itself.

>>24502463
>doubly dodges the questionnaire

>>24502459
You're sick in the head yuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyj4JFSErrw

>>24502409
buy nak sir

>>24502504
lemme see your portfolio. I wanna know what failure looks like.

>>24502508
Wasn't even trying to insult you but genuinly disgusted. The fact that you are not even able to respond tells me something.. you are probably really really stupid. Like underdeveloped brain like stupid.. you should stop investing your are just making others rich by trying to decide anything. retard

Rolls Royce has nowhere to go but up from here right

>>24501755
kys

>>24502471
remember the GME dip? its going to be like that

It's this a good place to talk about solar REITS, or is that too boomer for you? I've been looking at HASI and STAG. STAG is in the middle of getting dunked on and might be a good buy, pending further DD.

just realized by calling it nak we are inadvertently giving nak holders hope.

>>24501710
Imagine being such a faggot

>>24502534
I say BUY NAK. My portfolio has grown exponentially after I BUY NAK

>>24502039
EVERYBODY ON BIZ SHOULD BUY NAK, WE GOTTA KEEP THIS A SECRET FROM REDDIT AND STOCKTWITS GUYS

>>24502535
I can't think of the last time I even thought they were still a car company.

>>24502553
freak

>>24502540
I just do SRET. I believe initial as a recovery play and divs

go to stockwits and put your flag for bullish and say trump won.

>>24502542
NAK is NAK, sorry for the confusion

>>24502562
thats RYCEY-pricey to you

>>24502526
>Some kidfucker thinking i care what he has to say

I would bash your teeth in if i saw you lol

>>24502538
You lie it's recovering after market. Bros he's lying.

I NAK I AM GOING NAK NAK SOME MORE NAK

>CLF
>NIO
>PSTH

Perfection

>>24502535
Bong manufacturing is dead and Brexit will give the dead horse a right old smack

I have a $1840 CAD in an index fund. Should I sell it to buy NAK2?

>>24502576
School is in 6 hours fren. Time to go to bed before you get cranky and alienate the other children. Buy some BOTY it may help your mom put poptarts on the table for din-din.

>>24502584
you're going to have to hold it for about 6 weeks

>>24502569
Near, first time I've heard of it. Will look into it, thanks for the heads up.

>>24502584
Personally not invested in GME now but you also have to factor in that a lot of AH recovery is gonna be Bank of America covering their shorts during a less volatile period. They hold the majority of short shares.

what are the downsides to using GMRE as a savings account

It is not easy to find a good platform with crypto solutions to invest in.

Learned DuckDAO, read twi posts of crypto pros. Seems like it is a transparent platform with an investment system. Have you read/found anything about it?

>>24502608
Yawn.

I was listening to a really interesting goldman's analyst on their podcasts...
>The return of the online message-board retail trader is the most important change to market dynamics

Jesus christ is it really that big? How do I learn how to make money from this?

Are any of the non-retards left?

(Mommy really likes Paypal and TSMC)

So... some autist is spamming NAK after it tanked and he didn't have a stop loss. Trying to pump his heavy bags lmao.

It didn't work the past 3 months and it won't work now, faggot. kys.

>>24502534
nobody is shilling nak you fucking retard, we're shilling nak. if youre too stupid to understand, then fuck off. if you arent too stupid, then stop being such a pussy. the only people that would buy nak based on "buy nak sir" have been here for literally no longer than 2 weeks, and i want them gone. they have very visibly degraded the quality of these threads

>>24502640
Div not high enough look at QYLD to use as a savings account instead

>>24502499
>implying
Do you even have Herr's in your trailer park? Apologize to the UTZ qt in your next video faggot

>>24502669
>Not BUYING NAK
ngmi

>I would bash your teeth in if I ever saw you

>>24502104
How are you still solvent? Tanker chads went bankrupt 6 months ago.

remember anons BUY united Airlines only Cucks would miss out on that and American Airlines

>>24502672
>you want people gone from stocktwits?

interesting.. it now resorts to lying to itself to make itself feel better. that is probably another pattern.

>>24502669
Sounds like you need to buy some NAK

>>24501797
But weed stocks are all up since yesterday?

>>24502704

>>24502250
Is this confirmed? Source? Why would they spy on us? Also buy NAK

>>24502561
i see them everywhere

>>24502740
go to topstonks and see for yourself

>I would bash your teeth in if I ever saw you

>>24502734
I would heem you

How many of you here have clinically been diagnosed with autism.

>>24502748

>>24502672
We desperately need a bear day to flush out the newfags and crossboarders too

What's gooing on with PLTR and why are people shilling NAK when they've no way of getting their mine going now?

so are we expecting nak2 to play out like pltr? abnb will ipo the same day. might be an issue

>>24502250
that is complete horseshit because I put most tickers that get mentioned here on my watchlist and they do not move because of biz at all. I have a cognitive talent for remembering these things. You have no proof of this and are just making up conspiracy theories because you are a retarded faggot.

>>24502720
it's literally the point of doing this. screen out bots and newfags from fucking up this is stock, and anyone that actually buys nak and not nak deserves it and hopefully leaves. just go back already

>>24502799
the only thing that might happen is that the most mentioned ticker leaks to reddit and then gets noticed there

>buy 800 SNDL tomorrow morning and write 8 x 12/18 $1.00C @ $0.25c premium for a $250 profit
>immediately buy 200 more SNDL with the premium and write 2 more calls for $50 more profit
>walk away when you get assigned
Give me one reason this isn't foolproof

>>24502796
Damn I know abt NAK but what's nak2 lol, I thought abnb sounds like a good idea

>>24502799

>>24502799
Exactly. Retail on an average trading day only makes up 3-5% of volume.

>>24502250
>>24502799
a lot of stuff that gets pushed on /biz/ has already been pushed by youtube personalities. There is some kind of ring of daytrading short sellers shilling all over the internet and /biz/ is one of their areas.

>>24502825
That first part should be $200

sold tsla at a loss because of the big short fud
fuck my life

Can I get the redpill on $NAKD?

>dude algos dont scrape biz!

>>24502756
*raises paw*

>>24502795
im buying pltr. its always been a long play.

also thinking about psth

>>24502708
Lol they were barely profitable before covid. Why would I buy ownership in a company now that its even more saddled with debt? This isn't the bottom for airlines yet. Wait for a better deal.

>>24502250
>thinking the people looking at this have enough money to sway anything. In the grand scheme of things

>>24502825
>>24502851
it dumps and youre bagholding the top and cant sell

>>24502825
Nah what would be better is a short vega position to play a reversion to mean IV

>>24502902
This thing has too much energy, for those premiums its a risk I'll take

Is it too late to buy ELYS? Was also looking at UTZ

what's more based Cruise liner stock or Airline stock?

>>24502880
DCA into it and sell calls on vaccine related pops preferably focusing on LUV

>>24502847
I wish the YouTube stock bros would get arrested for securities fraud. I’m convinced they are getting paid to shill bad stocks to retards.

>>24502909
in english sir?

>>24502840
These tickers will be completely obvious things like TSLA, AAPL, AMD, GME, PLTR

If you really think Blackrock tells their algos to buy these things because of this App you are retarded. That is my point.
Even if they'd do something like that then it would only make sense in a combined way. Google trends and other websites.. were as biz wouldn't move the needle again

>>24502897
the algos scrape biz. reddit catches on. wsb has like 1.6 million members. a big chunk of them buy retarded short term calls. stocktwits does the same, this goes on for several bigly green days. then the rest of the retarded retail crowd buys even more fucking calls. now market makers who sold all those calls cant let them get exercised because they dont want to lose that position, and the price went too high and they werent done accumulating. so market makers completely bog the redditors on their calls
this is exactly what just happened with PLTR. do you really think MMs arent in the business of taking retail fomoers for all they're worth? because that's basically their bread and butter and has been for a century

>>24502867
the only thing that this picture proves is your complete cognitive dissonance. You have a sub 100 iq for sure

>>24502932
yeah and then they have the guy that calls them out and still shills shit, it's fucking heartbreaking to watch in all honesty. timothy sykes was saying he just somehow "knew" to pick the boiler room stocks back in the day, what a joke

>>24502959
if I see a retard like you mention PLTR again even I am selling

>>24502222
Nice digits. We're all gonna make it confirmed.

I've considered doing a /smg/ interpretive dance video. Would that go over well? I have have a pretty good physique. What do you guys think?

>>24502855
Tesla at a loss damn you SUCK at this

>>24502982
PLTR
go ahead and sell the bottom and give your shares to morgan stanley and citron you fucking mouthbreather

>>24502959
Why is this something to be angry about?
Shorting PLTR at 30 was the easiest play I've made in a while. On the same day even, it was clear as day:
Price drives up to 9%. Suddenly drops a bit, volume surges, drops more, down to +4%, go short with 0dte put, wait until -8%, close position.
easy easy easy

>>24502934
Looking at the IV on options it's at like 500% so going forward youd expect that to drop at some point so what you play is delta neutral (price of stock doenst matter) and short vega (IV drops) this strat looks like buying a near date straddle and selling a farther dated straddle. You can search it on youtube as a "Short Vega Long Gamma strategy"

>>24502855
Everyone, Musk included, is shorting TSLA after the great SP index fund dump.

>>24503025
Hm.. When I think about it I can't sell now...
Because you mentioned it AGAIN
DON'T YOU KNOW
MUH ALGOS
MUH THEY GON PUMP IT

I hope you bought the dip.

>>24502880
Airlines are saddled with debt, but they're huge. One would say they're "too big to fail".

>>24502909
>>24502934

Based book reader. Buy at the money calls and puts for one strike. Write the same calls and puts for one strike later for a credit. You will be long gamma and short vega. Profit off of the IV bleed, and then the (prospected) following rise upward.

>>24503071
Lmao I wonder if he knows what greeks are

>>24503058
>>24503065
i told you i was right
PLTR
continue ze pomp

>>24503100
>>24502934
https://b-ok.cc/book/2156707/5c2446
All he needs

>>24503068
some are ok with debt, check out MESA or AIR

>>24503128
Honestly on all these meme parabolic stocks you should just short vega if you couldnt be a part of the initial move

>>24503147
I am going to start taking this position on every ST trending ticker tomorrow and see what happens

>>24502867
>>24502959
So you be saying I can create some bots and shill for random ticker here and I can trick algo people into buying whatever ticker I shilled the most?

Buy rolls Royce own a rolls royce

>PLTR

>>24503169
ACB looks like a good candidate. IV is 300% and this move was literally just news related

>>24502825

Bro i was in and out of this stock in like 5 minutes and made $700.

If it dips ill do it again.

>>24503065
NOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DUMP FURTHER I WANT TO BUY MORE

>>24503100
>>24503128
I remember trading the Greeks back when I was new. I traded a Thales of Miletus for a Pythagoras and was left holding the bag while everyone went for Plato.

>>24503065
Damm. I had a limit buy ready at $19.

May be some paper handed faggits will sell at open and dip just enough to fill it before moon mission

>>24501797
yes he did idiot
he has learned now

Why is this the only stock thread here?

Why are 99% of the threads people shilling some cryptocurrency their uncle is developing? Do any of these currencies with retarded names actually amount to anything?

>>24503065
Hows TSLA?

>>24503275
We just like to contain them outside

>>24503283

>>24501694
I have the horrible feeling that none of you know what you are doing or have any idea about what is to come. I have a masters degree in accounting and have managed portfolios so large that you would wet your little pants if you had such responsibility thrusted upon you. I have weathered countless financial crises and made extravagant gains on meager investments. As well, I have lost money too, but I was never as hedonistic and reckless as you lot. So, when I see little beginners like you I can't help but feel a little sympathetic to your predicament but at the same I am utterly ambivalent and feel that a good thrashing in the old market could do you guys some good. Good luck in the coming months, you'll need it.

>>24503275
Honestly there should be shitcoin general, midtier coin general, bitcoin general, smg and then nothing else.

>>24503299
Sick I'm holding a few 600 fds lmao

>>24503275
bitcoin is a waste of time but losers love shilling it.
All of them hate themselves for not investing back when it actually mattered kek.

>>24503288

I mean are people that stupid they would spend money on this shit or am i just retarded and missing out. I been lurking /smg for a few months and always wondered why there isnt my stock threads

>>24503275
/g/ dumped shitcoin pajeets bags on /biz/

>>24503334
90+% of people lose money on investments you can see it in action with all those coins

>>24503324

>>24503334
Reading about stocks already exceeds my autism levels you have to be a real high level of autism to read about useless coins all day

I notice there’s a lot more weird shit from crypto posters I can’t even leave this thread and I just report everyone annoying here

>>24503301
Bro..there is literally always a stock going up at any give that can be FOMOd

Holding isn’t so easy as it looks. But if you have luck you can get x4 of your investment, as I did from RBC holding! Why did I choose it?

>>24503365
Honestly I think theres less to read on them and that lower barrier of entry and effort makes it easier. Stocks theres still a lot of factors to pay attention to

>>24503301
Lmao shut the fuck up nigger. We know what the fuck we are doing.

>>24503275
In many shitty countries you can't just open a broker account. especially when you are poor. So how could you trade to get quickly be rich boi? Your filthy whore of a mother that you love so much always told you that you are so very smart and a special boi.. only one chance there crpytocurrency... or drugs but that is scary.

just confirming we're going all in NAK soon as it opens for trading yeah? I don't want those morons on reddit bidding up NAK

>>24503386
that is also why crpyto appears to be much bigger than it actually is.. because these poorfag losers are so loud.

>>24503379
What does any coin even do? I only like fantom

>>24502959
I can confirm this, I just saw someone in the wsb discord talking about how they are seeing NAK shilled here and saying to buy.

>>24503301
If I had $1B AUM I would invest it all in Gamestop. Yes, that means buying the company outright. Then I'd appoint Ryan Cohen as CEO, wait 4 years, and cash out my $20B.

I've been listening to this because there is snow on the ground. I'm naked. Does that make me a faggot?
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=kqJmXXWJBvU&feature=share

>>24503417
> not only browsing wsb but joining the discord

how low can you get?

>>24503392
i was considering holding off for a week or two, PLTR dipped as well. but it depends on what it's initial public offering price actually is. if its a SNOW situation where it gets hiked to $70/share ill wait for the dip

>>24503430
Dont even need that. Just need to buy 7.8% of the floated shares quickly to blowup Bank of Americas massive short position and gamma squeeze the stock to 50 that's what Burry is tryna do

>>24502250
Buying some NAK in the morning thanks :) I always make money so easy here

>>24503416

Not sure...you cant buy anything with them. But i mean they are sorta like stocks i guess

>>24503301
5/10

>>24503456
Every coin in shit except btc and fantom. Eth just fuels their retarded stock market make believe casino

What is this new NAK ipo shit?
Do i get to keep all my current NAK shares?

>>24503472
Just keep buying nak bro

>>24503472
How many people actually bought into nak lmao

>>24503443
I want a heads-up on what stocks wsb caught wind of so I know when to sell. Keep your autism in check please.

>>24503489
NAK is good shares sir

>>24503493
So you are saying "hello fellow redditors what stocks are good today?" and they trust you and tell you their hopes and dreams and then you brutally dump on them.. kek.. that's evil.

>>24503504
holy shit yeah looking at that graph, cant wait.

>>24503472
its not nak, it's nak2. figure it out. ipoing next week

>>24503416
I'll give you a QRD:
You see, they utilize the blockchain to convert used cars into data with multi-oracle nodes and machine learning. It's basic stuff, really.
In all seriousness every crypto fag will try to tell you how you're investing in the next internet, but in reality it's just a highly volatile speculative value storage. It's legal gambling. It doesn't matter if it's a revolutionary product designed by Elon Musk and Jesus, it has the exact same value as a shitcoin coded by Harshit Patel in his basement.

>>24503493
literally this. 4chan can be really dumb sometimes.

>>24503472
Yes. Kind of like a SPAC, existing shares that hold through new IPO get 1/9th of a warrant for $23 strike.

>>24503065
bull trap

>>24502258
NAK and CPRX

>>24503513
I lurk but essentially yeah. When WSB starts shilling a stock then its probably near the top and about to tank.

Unless its TSLA which is just a bullshit stock anyway.

>>24503520
Make sure to get a couple hundred NAK so you can sell covered calls

>>24503563
Well you have to keep in mind that if you get richer you will have to make something up when you do that.... Like "Oh we didn't know what we were buying at the time and you mentioning the stock brought to our attention that we do not support the company"
But the good thing is you will have a staff that makes up these lies for you.
That is actually the best thing about being rich. Hiring other people to lie and be evil for you.

>>24502720
>he doesn't know

>>24503606
What are you talking about? I dont say or post anything, I just watch them. smg usually catches wind of stocks first so I buy then and when wsb catches wind I sell. Its easy.

Grabbing January calls for AAL and DAL on open a good idea?

>>24503634
know what

>>24503563
that isnt a reliable indicator. Youre just browsing a gay shittit discord for no reason

>>24503661
>as he types with arrogance about something he knows nothing about

>>24503638
What happens if reddit starts refreshing here all day and they fuse together??

Also should I buy NAK?

Buy Roku, I need it to go to $300 by Friday or I'm fucked

Which spac is the move

>>24503578
Too soon, bro.

>>24503668
I just rewatched the Chernobyl miniseries and fuck me if an RBMK reactor isn't an allegory for the global eurodollar banking system

>>24503683
its over.

>>24503668
If you are talking about NAK then the guy already explained it if you don't believe I knew before that.
So basically you are the one talking with arrogance about something he knows nothing about because you didn't the whole conversation

>>24503672
That's not how it works. 4chan's model throws information at a bunch of autists in time order. If it's not retarded it sticks. Reddit's model promotes popular content. Both discovered GME in April or something but it got popular here the second the DD started to be too obvious to miss.

>>24503672
I dont know about your first question but the answer to your second question is a resounding YES.

>>24503683
NAK

Short DISH

>>24503683
apxt

>>24503696
NAK

>>24503181
Maybe. It has to have some kind of story to it though. You can't effectively shill some penny trash if there is no hook to it to get a little hype rolling. Palantir had lots of reasons for people to be interested. And I also don't think the story on Palantir is complete. There are will be more trades on that stock in future.

>>24503696
Just buy NAK faggot

Fuck, I sold my PLTR yesterday

are weed stocks actually bullish rn with these bills coming up

>>24503732
You can also just post

>NAK

>NAK

>NAK

>NAK

>NAK

and reply to yourself with OOOOOOOOOOO.
Don't forget to split the thread at 200 replies. Guaranteed to make it.

>>24503736
Morning pumps are normal dumbass.

>>24503749
Don't buy any weed stocks you fucking moron

>>24503751
OOOOOOOOOOO NAK

Baking

>>24503751
I don't wanna trade that stock. In short term you're looking at some kinda oversold bounce at best.

>>24503749
yes just sell before the vote because its going to be on a friday after hours and the hype will fizzle out as soon as mitch says no

>>24503751
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>24503736
This is why it doesn't pay to be a paper hands faggit desu

Stocks drop 3% and y'all think its the end of the world

>>24503758
Yesterday was -

>>24503751
based.. just annoy everyone to death with your faggotry (btw. remember when u had real friends?) until you are the only one posting here thus chosing all the tickers that get boosted by the algo gods.

>>24503776
You wish you had these gains
>NAK OOOOOOOOO

>>24503798
>>24503798
>>24503798
>>24503798
bread

>>24503749
>market will be flooded with weed
>pay for over priced prescription
>or pay $20 to Paco in cash for a whole brick

Same people that shill weed stocks are the same retards shilling INAQ thinking poor people would even consider paying for car insurance when they can't buy food or pay rent

>>24503799
Which broker is this?

>>24504129
Looks like Nasdaq upcoming IPOs

>>24503351

Based oldfag