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do y’all really think a bear can beat a bull in combat?

>> No.24501329
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>>24501292
no, I think it would be a int vs dex/str situation. the bear is obviously slightly smarter, but the bull will just outrun and ram the bear to death.

>> No.24501350

>>24501292
Yes a bear would absolutely beat the shit out of a bull, have you ever seen one
But the question is, can it beat one in the market?
Probably not except for sometimes because bears have big hands that are not good for typing on a keyboard

>> No.24501360

>>24501292
If the bull charges too much and gets fatigued sure.

>> No.24501427
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You do realize their necks are like three feet of girth of solid, hydraulically compressed power, pushing 2 fucking thick ass horns
A bull literally has to put its head down and buck up and the fight is over. The bear has a horn impaled into its windpipe.
But what can a bear do? Maul it? Bulls are solid muscle dude lmao theres no way claws and teeth can do more dps than a fuckin horn being pushed by a tree trunk of muscle

>> No.24501459

>>24501292
>y'all
Go back to /r/eddit, retard

>> No.24501469

>>24501292
A polar bear would legit beat a bull

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>>24501427
HOLY BASED

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>>24501459

>> No.24501515

>>24501292
depends on the bear. An adult grizzly bear can break an adult moose's back with the power of its swipe.

>> No.24501522

>>24501469
they are vicious as shit
>btc bulls will win

>> No.24501549

a bull is five times the weight of a bear you fucking autists

>> No.24501556

>>24501515
>assuming a moose is comparable to a bull

>> No.24501579

yes because bulls are stupids
if bull were smart like a carnivore then no

also lion vs bear (grizzly) is a draw

whoeve says ''no'' is a brainlet

>> No.24501591
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>>24501292
Well bison are like bigger, dumber bulls and bears hunt them pretty regularly so yes
https://youtu.be/yf6VHH15ihw

>> No.24501607

>>24501591
Can you imagine how beautiful it would be to see that in nature?

>> No.24501646

>>24501607
cuck

>> No.24501658

>>24501522
>they are vicious as shit
why?
>>24501469
>A polar bear would legit beat a bull

No. USA fags tend to overstimate their shit because ''muh bears in my country''

In reality bears are faggots. In mammalian the felines are the apex predators

It's the right combination between: speed, muscular power theets, claws and intelligence

>> No.24501669

>>24501591
bison dont have big ass horns and pylon steel bodies

>> No.24501679

>>24501556
Have you even seen a full grown moose before shithead? They are as big as bulls

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>>24501591
>bear gets chased away only to bounce back and bring the bull to his knees and destroy him forever
the symbolism is too great bros..

>> No.24501703

>>24501658
Actually people used to make bulls and bears fight each other for entertainment. Most reports state that bears used to win the majority of the time.

>> No.24501735

what about a polar bear

>> No.24501736

>>24501658
polar bears are hardened from living in shitty conditions due to “climate change”
however, a polar bear would get speared in the abdomen by a bulls massive fucking horns and hang for years on end while the bull run continues.

>> No.24501743

>>24501292
why do i feel some super rich fags already know the answer to this

>> No.24501744

>>24501591
>bears hunt them pretty regularly
false
bears are omnivores faggots which prey salmon

>> No.24501763

>>24501669
>t. someone who's never seen bison
Also they have much thicker fur to protect them that longhorns for example do not.

>> No.24501765

>>24501703
>Actually people used to make bulls and bears fight each other for entertainment
they cut the HORNS YOU MONGOLOID

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>>24501646
says the guy who wants to see the bull get more action

>> No.24501794

>>24501292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okdEqk9FS7g

>> No.24501795

>>24501743
i would pay a very specific sizable amount of payment to be acquainted with the gentlemen during this spectacular event

>> No.24501804

>>24501765
Not always. Even when the bull had horns the bear would win according to what people have wrote.

>> No.24501810

>>24501736
>polar bears are hardened from living in shitty conditions due to “climate change”
NO NO Faggot
JUst read some reports on line on the zoo where it has been documented of LIONESS to kill polar bears suffocating with the jugular
Felines are apex mammalian predators.. ursida e canpt compete

they are full of brute force but lack of sharp claws/canines and good ratio between agility and power

>> No.24501816

>>24501781
thats true, im very biased
>however im still right

>> No.24501823

>>24501591
>>24501607
>>24501669
>>24501669
>>24501696
That’s literally a calf. As in a baby bison. A full grown brown bear (on the bigger side of the bear scale) could barley even take down a BABY. Bobos should be on suicide watch right now.

>> No.24501826

>>24501810
ursidae can't compete

>> No.24501861

>>24501823
take their shoe laces and belts! they cant be trusted around sharp objects!
>suicide watch
>suicide watch
>suicide watch
>suicide watch

>> No.24501863

>>24501292
Look at the DIA chart anon.

>> No.24501907

>>24501863
im referring to crypto, the symmetric triangle is going to break

>> No.24501916 [DELETED] 

>>24501292
depends on the species

black bear has no chance
adult grizzlies and polar bears are formidable foes

>>24501427
that's a water buffalo, probably the apex in terms of bovines. they have to be to survive in an environment of lions and hyenas

>> No.24501932

>>24501292
read about the wild west animal fights dipshit

>> No.24501940

A Bull is Just a trans cow, a bear would literally eat his/her ass

>> No.24501960

>>24501495
N

>> No.24501970

>>24501292
The bull would have to get lucky with a charge. A grizzly will obliterate a bull if it doesn't get gored through an immediately vital area on the first charge.

>> No.24501980

>>24501960
igger

>> No.24502041

>>24501970
the immediate vital area will get completely and utterly decimated by the bulls horns on first contact
>otherwise would result in more further contact involving horns and vital areas

>> No.24502046

>>24501744
Psycho bears will hunt and eat other beard while the salmon are running.

>> No.24502084

>>24502041
Meanwhile the bear can grab and slice with claws, bite, and just outright physically overpower the bull. Bears are the strongest animals in North America.

>> No.24502110

>>24501980
You took the shortcut but I was hoping for the scenic route.

>> No.24502126

>>24501970
Bears wouldn't attack first, a bull would however. As a human you're more likely to get fucked up by a wild bull than a bear. Go jogging along a hiking trail and stumble into a bear? It's running away most likely unless it's a mother and you're near its cub... Run at a bull? It'll probably charge your ass quicker

>> No.24502141

>>24502126
Nigga he said combat. We assume both sides are going all-out.

>> No.24502407

>>24501556
Right a moose is way bigger and meaner.

>> No.24502472

>>24501292
>a literal tank of muscle against a fucking cow
No kek

>> No.24502491

>>24501292
100%. In fact they do it everyday in crypto because bulls are faggot retards.

>> No.24502585

>>24501810
It will not have been a fully grown bear. The largest polar bears will smash any cat or bull. They're like tanks. Large bulls will take most bears since most bears are small.

>> No.24502632

bear can never beat the feds bull

>> No.24502754

>>24501579
No

>> No.24503074

>>24501427
And yet they get taken down by cats all the fucking time.

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>pic related

>> No.24503148

>>24501591
ngl bulls got BTFO with this

>> No.24503159

>>24503074
Well those are buffalo, not bulls. Bulls are 10x stronger and more aggressive. Just demonstrating the power of a good drill horn

>> No.24503179

bears tend to kill each other though that's their weakness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmMBN8bpyzE&ab_channel=TeroPylkk%C3%A4nen

>> No.24503623

>>24501427
Well, here's a bear killing a bison, does that count?

>> No.24503639

>>24503623
>>24501427
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okdEqk9FS7g&ab_channel=MichaelDaus

>> No.24503784

>>24503639
>>24501292
Yes i think the bear in real life has better chances. The bull has a shot, but once the bear gets on his back its over most likely.

>> No.24503866

>>24501329
>INT vs DEX/STR
You are too far gone anon

>> No.24504211

>>24503639
that bison is tiny right?

>> No.24504217

ITS NOT JUST MUMU
ITS THE GOLDEN MUMU
LOOK OUT LOOK OUT
BOBO IS GOING DOWN

>> No.24504311

>>24501292
if it's a golden bull run then the mass is like 50 times larger and the skin is impenetrable. A bear can't do nothing just observe the 50T bulls run at him