/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24445999
/buz/ can create a minority and woman index token, which can be used like carbon credit

Just short sell one of the ETFs, ezpz. Do you know anything about the stock market?

I was just about to make the same thread lul. And you can short NDAQ if you want.

>>24445999
Those are MEN

>>24445999
A good strategy is to create a spreadsheet of all the companies in the Nasdaq-100 and their intraday/daily returns, short the weak companies in there and buy the QQQ.

>>24445999
>be male
>put lipstick and a wig for the board picture for the lulz
>say you self-identify as a woman
problem solved

>>24445999
>>24446541
>>24446598
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>>24446787

"Credit Suisse introduces the “LGBT-350”, a market-cap weighted basket of LGBT-inclusive companies."
They said the globohomo was a conspiracy theory.
They said that slippery slope was a fallacy.
The saddest words of tongue and pen: /pol/ was right again.

>>24445999
Sqqq you can buy an etf that is literally a short of the nasdaq 100. Please short these fuckers i hate them. But shorte can loose you a lot of money so be careful. godspeed anon.

>>24446910
>I CAN'T BREATHE

>>24447042
Finally I can invest safely

>>24447042
sorry but i aint putting any money in a company that doesn't hire black midgets