/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24376667
Ok I’ll bite. Where to start with burglarizing?

>>24376688
If you have no conscience, burglarize residences, as opposed to businesses. Target older people who live alone, they often have the most liquid cash on them compared to millennial cucks who only use credit cards. You can literally find all the info you need on the internet regarding who lives at a particular residence. Then just case the home. You don't even have to be in your car, just set up a camcorder with a long runtime. Buy a burner smartphone (only $40 or so) with a 1gb data plan or so and listen to your local police scanner while you're doing the burglary. You can hear if they dispatch police to your location. If you don't hear the dispatch, then you're free to search in the house as long as you please.

>>24376771
>tfw you live in one of the most heavily armed states in the nation
I've been worried about taking a bullet since the lockdowns started

N

>>24376667
>>24376771
>>24376807
Please burglarize me, I'm bored

>>24376807
One dude unleashed his dog on me. Luckily I got over the fence in time. I've never run harder in my entire life

post burglary gains

>>24376830
I have two aggressive guard dogs. In addition to that I sleep with a Baretta 92FS next to the bed. In my gun case I keep a loaded 300BLK AR pistol in the ready position (its on the way downstairs).

Try me.

>>24376831
Professional Burglar here.

Would be really easy, I‘d set up a camera watching your home, would follow your vehicle and learn your routines.
Then when you are not home I would scout the place with a drone for outside cameras, after that I would wait for the next window of opportunity.
If you have a dog I will kill it with rat poison and sausages, works every time.

Then I get in, lockpick your door which takes me on average under a minute, walk in and take all your shit.
Would steal your guns too just to throw them away.

Before I leave with your valuable shit I set a fire or turn on all the water and clog the pipes.
Never been caught and never will.

>>24376917
Thank you for telling us about the security in your place.
Would be a walk in the park to break in and steal from you.

>>24376830
Post proof or larp

>>24376831
>>24376867
i'm retired. made a clean $300k in about 9 months prior to covid and then made a killing investing it back in march at the bottom

>>24376923
weak larp

>>24376967
If you think this its good for me and guys like me.

>>24376945
>>24376917
no proof without outing myself but there are definitely news articles online. one thing I can say is that you'd be surprised how many people leave a door or window unlocked. probably a good 80% from my experience

>>24376923
>when you are not home
Kek

>>24377000
Cars too, its insane how many people dont lock their cars.
Thats how I started my burglar career, just nightwalking and trying random car doors.
Used to steal car radios, GPS devices, expensive sunglasses, laptops, money.

>he doesn't have ex-military guards on his premise
I thought everyone here was rich as well?

>>24376989
>Would steal your guns too just to throw them away.
Larper. Everything else was believable. A real thief would sell the guns and keep one for himself. For emergencies of course.

>>24377000
Based thief.

>>24377055
At some point you have to leave your home.
Be it to visit your family, or vacation or going to your job.
But if you really are never leaving I would probably go for another place as basement dweller that never go anywhere dont really have anything worth to steal anyway.

>>24377098
They are too much problem, can be traced back in many ways and always mean trouble.
If you need a gun as a burglar you already failed.

>>24376667
based and niggerpilled

>>24376667
>He goes out of his way to go out and physically steal rhings
>He doesn't just swindle money from a safe distance
NGMI

I hate every single one of you nigger tier thieves and i hope you get what you deserve.
Random question tho, do you thieves ever leave money instead of stealing in someone's house?

>>24377225
>do you thieves ever leave money instead of stealing in someone's house?
wat?

>>24377225
>do you thieves ever leave money instead of stealing
what did he mean by this

>>24376771
i love this board. go on. tell us your stories

>>24377236
>>24377248
one time when i was a kid our apartment got broken in but nothing was missing except my piggy bank had a bunch of scrunched up money (as if someone took a handful from their pocket and shoved it in).
And yes, we were ultra poorfags

>>24376923
>Never been caught and never will.
>never will
Assuming this isn't a larp, that right there is why you will get caught

>>24377367
I dont break into poorfag homes and I‘m not Santa.
When I go on a job I dont even have anything with me.
No money, no wallet, no keys.
Only my tools and what I absolutely need to get in.

>>24377295
gonna go to bed, but I'll give you one story. Both my 1st and 2nd burglaries were complete failures. My first I managed to make it into the house and no one was home, but there were 2 dogs. The dogs never attacked, but they endlessly barked, amplifying my adrenaline and anxiety 10-fold. I snatched some cheap plastic shitty jewelry and left. ended up throwing that garbage away. My 2nd burglary there were no dogs and I managed to search the home for a whole hour. I literally turned over every single item and searched through every crevice in that house and all that dude had was a single dollar and some change. I picked probably the worst house in the entire neighborhood to do a burglary on.

>>24377403
I have a solid plan, good preparation and an eye for good targets.

>>24377433
if the guys you rob report to the police, won't they be able to find away somehow? you're walking right through a house, just how many clues and traces are you leaving behind that a forensic investigation can uncover?

>>24377367
based and robinhood pilled

>>24377459
>forensic investigation
you're vastly overestimating the police's abilities. it's not like in the movies. they typically have a single guy do some forensic swabs in some obvious places like door handles and windows, but as long as you're wearing gloves, you're good. they simply don't dedicate that much time or resources to a simple burglary. as far as cameras are concerned, as long as your face isn't directly in a camera and your car is out of sight, there's really not much to go on--especially if the burglar is long gone.

>>24377488
Do you have any moral qualms about what you do? Why or why not?

>>24377459
>just how many clues and traces are you leaving behind
From myself none, I wear gloves and move very carefully.
Also the Police wont go full CSI on you if you didnt murder anyone and they are easy to distract with false evidence.

>>24376667
>>24376688
>>24376771
>>24376807
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>>24377419
ILL BE SEEING U IN KLEROS COURT!!!

>>24377418
>>24377419
Are (guys like) you literal sociopaths/ psycopaths? Serious question. Do you not feel bad for your victims? Do you not feel like a trash for doing this to other people (I know I would)? Or do you just not care about other people at all? You're a huge net negative for society and the world would be better without you. Doesn't that bother you?

>>24377418
>>24377419
Are (guys like) you literal sociopaths/ psycopaths? Serious question. Do you not feel bad for your victims? Don't you feel like trash for doing this to other people? I know I would. Or do you just not care about other people at all? You're a huge net negative for society and the world would be better without you. Doesn't that bother you?

>>24376667
ive been robbed 7 times and at this point I just hope someone robs and kills me because I barely have anything left

>>24377504
>>24377519
I'm probably a sociopath because I genuinely don't care about the victims. But then again I crave human interaction and have a deep love for my girlfriend, so I don't know. I think I've become so jaded by society that I view everyone as an enemy. My sob story is that my father was an absolute deadbeat and left me and my mother homeless. I've been wronged by so many people that I just can't see the good in people. And the only good things people do for me I see as them fulfilling obligations as opposed to exhibiting genuine compassion.

>>24377519
>Are (guys like) you literal sociopaths/ psycopaths?
Maybe a bit.
>Do you not feel bad for your victims?
They are adult people, they will get over it.
Its not like I‘m trashing their entire house or stealing everything they have.
I just take what fits into my duffel bag and fanny pack.
>Or do you just not care about other people at all?
Would these people care about me?
Probably not so why should I?
>You're a huge net negative for society
Thanks to me many many jobs exist.
Security companies, Police etc.
and people will just buy new stuff eventually anyway.

>>24377566
I hope you find something better to do with your life. But thank you for your reply.

>>24376667
You criminal niggers will be shot dead on site. Try shoplifting read up about tools and techniques, is literally and art so study. A little each days literally adds up. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.king5.com/amp/article/news/crime/texas-shoplifter-sentenced-stolen-merchandise-ebay/285-599777d0-df6a-46f4-8ab6-49ff1a1fa6e1

>>24376667

this board is for business and finance.

this post adresses neither.

GTFO

>>24377603
Burglar is a very lucrative job

>>24377594
>getting the FBI and the Secret Service on your ass
No thanks.

>>24377123
Based

>>24377574
> They are adult people, they will get over it.
You can apply this "logic" to almost any evil/ bad action. Except for having your loved ones murdered (and even that) people will get over anything eventually. That doesn't mean it isn't evil/ bad to hurt other innocent people for personal gain.
> Would these people care about me?
Yes most people care about other human beings and feel bad about hurting them. You're most likely a psychopath if you don't understand/ are surprised by this.
> Thanks to me many many jobs exist.
I don't think you have a very good understanding of economics. The world/ society has a finite number of ressources. If those people didn't have to deal with scum like you their time/ productivity could be spent on other things instead (that would make the world a better place).

>>24377592
It should please you to know that I'm out of the business and I'm almost certainly never going to do it again. I've already made my money and live a fulfilling life, but I don't regret what I did for a second

>>24376923
>Before I leave with your valuable shit I set a fire or turn on all the water and clog the pipes.
I was so intrigued with you until I saw this. You really gonna go the extra mile to fuck yourself in court in case you get caught?
>Your honor, my client has shown benevolence and a good heart, even when committing these acts of theft. It would be in your best interest to let my client off with a light sentence so that he can use his impressive skillset in a more productive manner to better his community!
>Mister Nazarov, I would just like to remind you that your "benevolent" and "well-meaning" client has set numerous fires in the homes of those he had minimal reason to conspire against. Not only that, he has also caused flood damage on the count of over three confirmed cases, further case confirmations withholding, and poisoned about six household pets, including chihuahuas, for the sake of what he calls "safety." Now, before you continue your defense, I would like you to take these things into consideration and come back to me with more Fundamentally sound reasoning.
>All arise.
>The court will be dismissed for a recess of 3 years.

>>24377462
Based and pilledpilled.

>>24377703
Just out of curiosity, would you be fine with killing a stranger for money if you were 100% sure you would get away with it?

>>24377699
>You can apply this "logic" to almost any evil/ bad action.
Stealing Consumer stuff and some money isn‘t equal to getting your loved ones murdered and it doesnt hurt to get burglarized, maybe a bit I bet the woman are always freaking out when they find out hehehe.
>Yes most people care about other human beings
No they really dont, most of them would probably steal from me too if given the chance.
>If those people didn't have to deal with scum like you their time/ productivity could be spent on other things instead
There would be less jobs and these people would be poor and unemployed.

>>24376830
not really dog but I was practicing lockpicking and got a bit adventurous and tried to unlock my neighbour's room (she was sleeping)

I never ran like a nigger in my life

I can't wait to rob this one pig's house with his little piggy's still sleeping in their manure. catch me if you want to.

>>24377488
>you're vastly overestimating the police's abilities. it's not like in the movies. they typically have a single guy do some forensic swabs in some obvious places like door handles and windows, but as long as you're wearing gloves, you're good.
Can confirm this, btw. When my house was robbed, they just swabbed the doorknobs, and couldn't swab much else because it wasn't metal and shiny. The robbers clearly went through a lot of our shit but they couldn't really do anything about the shelves and drawers they went through because reasons.
Lesson: don't forget to lock doors lol

>>24377566
based anon. i'd choose to be on your side over the world's

>>24377566
I’m gonna rape and slash your girls throat , ill leave her body on your bed. I’ll take her undies as a souvenir.

>>24377699
>psychopath
>muh DSM labels
who gives a shit you stupid moralfag

>>24376830
Next time you'll get a bullet

>>24377722
>You really gonna go the extra mile to fuck yourself in court in case you get caught?
of course I was just joking, but technically I could do that (if I hated the person enough that I burglarize) and nothing could stop me.

The best way to Burglar is doing it so sneaky that people dont instantly notice.
The more time there is between your break in and people noticing the better chance you have to get away.
Fire is a last resort type of thing.

>>24376771
reported to the fbi, enjoy your jail time

Kino mockumentary about burglary
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vhtPYEwG02Q

I’d only do this if it meant being a cat burglar and stealing from museums and shit

>>24377574
this

>>24377870
It sounds cool but it gets too much attention and cops go full CSI on your ass.
For a normal break in at some random guys house nothing happens and nobody cares.

>>24376923
I am curious. Where you find fence assuming you also get hold of jewelry/electronics?

>>24376923
All that for some dusty old junk

>>24377945
But how else would one obtain priceless artwork? Rare artifacts? One good job and you could pawn everything off on the black market and get out of the game

>>24377767
> Stealing Consumer stuff and some money isn‘t equal to getting your loved ones murdered
I didn't say it was, I think you missed my point.
> it doesnt hurt to get burglarized
Hmm I'm starting to think that you really are a psycopath. When people use the word "hurt" they don't just mean physical pain. People have spent countless hours working to buy the things you steal from them. If you burglarized my home it would cause me more suffering than if you beat me up.
> There would be less jobs and these people would be poor and unemployed.
This is 100% wrong. Society would be more productive and wealthier without you. You're not creating ANY value for society and you're wasting ressources. In other words, you're a huge net negative for society/ the world.
The ressources that are being spent on reducing the harm guys like you do to society could be spent on things that make society better (e.g. healthcare, elderly care, education, new roads, lower taxes etc.). If society didn't have to spend $50k/ year on a police officer they could pay him to do something else instead. Surely you understand this.

>>24377814
I'm simply trying to understand what causes nigger tier behavior. Luckily I live in a very civilized and empathetic society with very few subhumans like you guys.

>>24377820
>what is a vpn

>>24377960
I know just the right guys that buy them from me.
>>24377966
Its RNG, most I ever stole was around 120k.
I spend an entire weekend going through that house and these boomers had so much money everywhere.
The safe was a pain in the ass tho.

>>24377976
They are hard to sell and you are likely to get caught.

>>24378090
>People have spent countless hours working to buy the things you steal from them
And they will wagecuck tomorrow too and buy more shit and store more money.
> If you burglarized my home it would cause me more suffering than if you beat me up.
You havent been properly beat up before, I can tell.
>You're not creating ANY value for society
But I do, my existence creates more jobs.
>and you're wasting ressources
I have different views on that, the money I steal makes my life better and I know much better how to spend it.
> If society didn't have to spend $50k/ year on a police officer they could pay him to do something else instead
Yes they would harrass people like you for minor shit to fill the cities bank account

>>24378135
if society fails you then you're not under much obligation. im glad anon is in a good place and won't do that dangerous stuff again. i've returned lost credit cards for the record

>>24376667
I wouldn't commit burglary in the US
punishments are too long and Americans have guns

here in Sweden committing burglary is basically a national pass time activity
if a burglar hurts himself in your home you are liable and you are under no circumstances ever allowed to attempt to stop the burglar or use any kind of violence
punishment for burglary is usually 14 days in a comfy open 'prison' with playstation, good food, a large nice room and you get pocket money that you can spend at a kiosk
at most you can get 2 years but this is basically unheard of
you also get money, a job and an apartment when you get out of prison