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he is utterly embarrassed by the Stink Marines.
he wouldn't even let you clean his toilet.
in a different era, he would lock you up in the attic and feed you from a dog bowl, doing everything in his power to keep polite company from knowing you exist.
how will stink marines ever recover?

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>>24356536

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>>24356536
YIKES HOW WILL MARINES EVER RECOVER LOL EMBARRASING

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sergey betray

>> No.24356881

>>24356536
he likes the memes, he just can't acknowledge them because le nazi incel forum is bad optics

>> No.24356927

Fatoshi lurked OG cryptograph forums which would have been similar to biz pre 2017. He knows us bros. He knows our plight.

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when he lays in bed at night, trying to relax and drift off into slumber, the thought of the link marines enters his mind and puts him into a full body cringe. he lets out a hard fart, rolls over onto his back and slams both of his fists on the mattress (crunching several Big Mac wrappers), and screams "NIGGERS!"

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>>24356536
I'm not so sure op, I heard that in this clip, Sergey asked the guy if they (ie biz) were making fun of him again in the chat/live stream, to which the guy replied "no not at all, they're saying it's 'looking fundamentally good.'"
look at this room he is talking in. There are probably just 7 people in the audience. Sergey might not like all the memes, but his relationship with us has to be complex cause he can't help but appreciate having an army of autists hanging on his every word, even when it might have felt like no one in the rest of the world was paying attention. At least at first, I'm sure he was grateful to have 80+ people watching on an unauthorized live stream when there was just a few stragglers in the audience

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>>24357189
i bet i can guess which memes he doesn't like

>> No.24357302

>>24357227
If you're reading this Sergey,

You're looking a lot healthier recently. Good job.

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>> No.24357418

Sergey is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the local McDonalds. We exchange a few pleasantries. He asks what I do. I say I loved him at the Ocean Protocol meetup. He laughs. I get my big mac. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away.
I've got his attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Sergey Nazarov? He touches his neck as he watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, he finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" he asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand him one of my little white ladies. he smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh.
"What's so funny?" he protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the oracle problem?" "You get used to it," he says, lighting his cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't a philosophy major?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," he says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" he inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell him. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

>> No.24358379

>>24356536

link to vid and timestamp?

>> No.24358565

>>24358379
not letting me post it.
it's on twitter, just look for frog/chainlink accounts
fuck jannies.

>> No.24358629

>>24358565
>it's on twitter, just look for frog/chainlink accounts

Link me there then. You're asking me to sift though 100's of accounts.

>> No.24358743

>>24358629
t (dot) co (slash) 0GcK3YyPpe

>> No.24358940

>>24357418
>Tfw romantic fanfiction targeted towards crypto entrepreneurs because a genre because of Chainlink.

>> No.24359013

>>24356536
Did Sergey have a fall recently? His nose looks scuffed and his bottom teeth have looked fucked in these most recent videos. Someone his size falling could trigger the fault lines. Stay safe SF.

>> No.24359045

>>24356536
source please?

>> No.24359096

>>24359013
he damaged his teeth/nose because of the repetitive forceful cramming of Big Macs down his gullet. man's gotta eat.


>>24359045
see:
>>24358743

>> No.24359568

>>24359045
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QnNdSIryjnM
Go to the last two minutes.
>>24359096
Kek I hope someone on the team reads our threads.

>> No.24359694

I wonder how his colleagues view him after seeing all the fat sir gay and big mac memes.

>> No.24359768

>>24356536
most of his employees are /biz/nessman.

>> No.24360157

>>24357418
>I HATE THEM, THEY’RE ANIMALS AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS