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Why are you always such a fucking faggot namefag?
>sperging about trannies unprompted
>boomer Facebook meme OP
>no backlink
Seriously, go back to /pmg/. Oh wait, your faggotry killed it.

>>24317240
oh, and I almost forgot
>100 fucking post early
kill yourself you stupid fucking nigger

>>24317240
>Something about trannies
Thou doth protest too much, sort of thing

Jannies = trannies

reminder that pltr should be a $40 stock, this meteoric rise is just getting us to normalcy

I have a question, BP on the London stock exchange went down 1.5% on Thursday, does that mean it's a given that BP on the American stock market will open down about 1.5% from the Wednesday open?

I've applied for level 3 options trading twice on Fidelity and I just never hear back. Is it true that I just have to click a button in Robinhood? I might just use Robinhood for options because Fidelity is such a boomer broker.

>>24317298

yes
securities trading at different prices on different exchanges creates arbitrage opportunities meaning you can buy and sell the same security make risk-free profit.
arbitrage opportunites exist but they get sweeped by algos and dissappear in miliseconds.

the only alternative is that BP regains the loss before US opens but you can absolutely not have 1.5% difference in stock price between exchanges.

>>24317221
DOES MOMOSE MOMO HAVE ANY NUDES YET?!?!?!?!?!?!?

>>24317229
Stop shilling this stupid shit

>>24317366
I never really thought about it like that. So watching the Frankfurt exchange on days the NYSE is closed is really not that crazy.

>>24317364
etrade never did either. i had to actually call them

>>24317368
No, and if she's smart, she won't ever do nudes.

>>24317364
Robinhood you just click a button for Level 1, I don't remember the requirements for moving higher, either number of options trades, money put into account or money generated from options

What is everyone opinion on boi pucci? Real answers only plz

>>24317395
You literally unlock them like in a video game? Jesus, Robinhood needs to be destroyed.

>>24317399
>>24317399
>>24317399
NEW
>>24317399
>>24317399
NEW
>>24317399

>>24317394
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>24317409

Didn't robin hood have an infinite margin hack for awhile?

>>24317409
Yea just like that. Kinda like the way you suck cock you fucking FAGGOT

>>24317408
Slam it in the honeybucket, duh

>>24317466
Is that codeword for fuck it hard and fast? UWUUUU DADDDYYYY

>>24317489
UUUUUWWWWEEEE RICK! Post that honey bucket shit posting you fucking clown, how ya been, I was wondering when you'd show up

>>24317408
Can be good in 2D but it's disgusting and a sin against God in 3D.

So if I buy LGVW now it'll turn into BFLY in 2021?
Someone pls explain

Trump said he would leave office if the Electors vote for Biden. He's lying, of course, because he won and has no intention of doing anything else other than remain President, but the market will be green tomorrow.

>>24317538
This aint rick nigger this right here is twinky

Anyone have some hodl for the long term suggestions?

>>24317408
Better in literally every way.

>>24317577
>how dare you say that!
>how dare you say what the news is reporting!
>how dare you be more interested in what the markets will do than politics!
>this is my political opinion!
>REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Surely line go down tomorrow

>>24317591
Fsi

>>24317599
?

Clf anon if youre here i just want to say thank u homie. Clf is such a chad stock i went all in

>>24317587
I know you, ya big teddy bear

>>24317577
Can biden eventually press trespassing charges?

>>24317670
Biden probably won't even remember he was elected.

>>24317657
Same. I don't know what happened. I hated CLFfag so much I didn't even want to make money from him, but I guess I realized how much of a retard I was.

>>24317657
Same, based as fuck>>24317670
No, you fucking foreigner

>>24317643
see
>>24316604
and the discussion that followed

>>24317670
>Old man threatens President with trespassing in the White House
Lol.

>>24317268
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of coding and hacking most of the tech and their applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societies nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTR CEO said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it." which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

>>24317577
How long are we going to suffer through the seven stages of depression from Trump. We were been stuck on denial for so long.

>>24317700
Nah. Trump is a faggot who would always showed up late to press hearings but would fire any of his employees if they did that to him a 2nd time.

The real chad move would had been to get rid of the press corps all together.

>>24317599
Like God himself, whatever comes out of Trump's mouth becomes reality. Why don't libtards understand this?

im going to collect free money, see ya later virgins.

>>24317713
Palantir just lets the government get around that pesky constitution.

>>24317700
The stock market hit 30k and Trump thinks its not because of Bidens victory. Its pathetic at this point.

>>24317728
stfu toddler, the president owes nothing to the press and every great leader has amassed loyalists, you don't get to the top surrounding yourself with snakes but you're new to this world politics thing so it's ok, just think it through

>>24317171
I'll use whatever thread I please

>>24317394
Must be smart. Looks like she has three brains.

>>24317727
If you think this is just Trump throwing a fit and everything is going to be normal in a few weeks you are so, so wrong. He has very serious lawyers preparing very serious legal cases. The Kraken will be released and if you aren't ready it will make your head spin so fast you won't know what day it is.

>>24317051
>>24317051
>>24317051
>nobody cares

>>24317728
>censorship of the press
Fuck I'm drunk, nice bait>>24317784 what's pathetic is your understanding of how our republic works

>>24317786
Nah, You're a MIGA tard.

Surely line go sideways tomorrow

>>24317713
Based.

>>24317808
Tldr, no. I don't think it should be legal to hold dual citizenship in congress. You're just a faggot

>>24317802
>Kraken will be released
>by Powell
>who got evicted from the Trump legal team
>who makes court cases with titles such as this
Do people actually believe Powell is going to do anything?

>>24317240
Only Kikes post the previous thread, they love to use it for their trading sentiment algorithms.

>>24317802

>>24317829

Serious lawyers that he begs his working class supporters to pay for instead of liquidating one of his many properties.

>>24317866
You have no idea how our system works

>>24317670
Trump will be dragged out by the SS while screaming, pissing, kicking, and shitting himself.

>>24317775
There’s a lot of money in that.

Welp tommorrows gonna be a shitty red day but it is needed to move forward.

We need to shake the weak hands and profittakers out of the general market to move forward. Gonna go with Dow down 300 points.

Sleep tight frens. We will regroup on monday

>>24317834
Sure thing schizo

>>24317866
So? What does that have to do with anything?

CRSR chads we're gonna be okay right?

>>24317907
nah green day tomorrow

>>24317881
He owns billions of dollars in properties but sets up a defense fund donation website.

Odds on PLTR getting halted and WSB nuked by SEC?

>>24317711
You mean
>President threatens trespasser with trespassing

>>24317907
>Welp tommorrows gonna be a shitty red day
Based on what? I sense green.

>>24317923

I dont see how futures reverse 160 points but great if they do.

We really need another red day bro to move this bull forward. Lets do it on a friday after a holiday when nobody gives a shit.

Just get it done already

>>24317936
Wow, did you think of that one all by yourself? Jesus, this place needs to be purged.

>>24317914
He sees greater value in keeping one of his many dozes of properties than he does in the idea of using them to pay for his fight for a 2nd term.

So basically if you or your parents paid for Donald Trump's defense funds it would mean you or they are cuckolds.

>Wow, did you think of that one all by yourself? Jesus, this place needs to be purged.

>>24317934
Futures are all we have.

>>24317975
>paid for Donald Trump's defense funds
Actually if you read the fine print of the donation site. You only actually pay directly to the legal battle if you donated more than $8,000. Anything lower than that goes into a nebulous Trump fund that could go anywhere.

>>24317975
>So basically if you or your parents paid for Donald Trump's defense funds it would mean you or they are cuckolds.
I'm not a retard. I would never donate money to a political campaign. Imagine doing that for anyone. But I do support Trump and always will.

>>24317955
go look at all futures 1 minute chart. tomorrow is a green day.

>>24317922
$36 before $60

>>24317997
check this out. The troops were using biometrics before 2012 in the middle east.

>>24317932
Are they really putting that much money into it?

>>24318024

>>>implied open is 100 points below dow wednesday close not withstand the addition -40 on contracts this very second

Learn how to read futures bro

>>24317955
I can reverse the futures im just built different

>>24318006
>>24318007

Like I said it begs the question, Why?

He owns billions of dollars in properties.

Is this drama all for branding for that Rumored TV channel?

>>24318057
Fucking redditor. You know typing like that exposes you, right?

>>24317171
Day trading is a meme.

>>24317784
Biden takes responsibility of the stock market and you give him credit? What stocks are you in?

>>24317385
If it wasn't for him I wouldn't be up 60% in three days. This thing is giving me a better return than PLTR atm.

Are you in anon?

>>24317229
Based mushie bro

>>24318047
>does this look bearish or bullish to you?
>"Learn how to read futures bro"

>>24318077
a meme that ironically pays my bills and brings in anywhere from 2k-4k every week for me.

COPE faggot

>>24318106
>>>Thinks technical analysis actually matters in 2020

Learn to trade faggot. Its just mirroring declines in the intraday USDX.

Holy shit are some of you people retarded

>>24318076
I just don't like big blobs of text.

>>24318146
Wow, brilliant idea, let's have disgusting kids use their fucking palms as ID.

>>24318143
>reddit spacing
>doesn't understand DXY down = markets up
go back
tomorrow is going to be a green day

>>24318078
PLTR and TSLA of course.
And LGVW.
High tech future stuff your hillbilly brain couldnt comprehend if your long haired hippy messiah came down from his throne and explained it to you.

>>24318146
Is that just a big fucking roll as the main dish?

>>24318175
It's just conditioning the children.

mnkd

>>24318143
>he thinks that picture was technical analysis
KEK

>>24318199
Stop being such an insufferable faggot.

>>24318202
This is what they're eating now.

>>24318204
Look at all those little consumers lined up. We need to expand the rights of minors and show them how to use credit cards

>>24318243
There's a card reader, look above the screen.

>>24318280
Yeah but its a prepaid piece of trash. They need a line of credit

>>24318233
What a fucking tragedy. If they can't even get enough funding to give our kids good food at school fuck schools. Why wouldn't you just homeschool your kid?

APXT needs to moon with their 44 million shares.

>>24318047
u r big dumb :^)

>>24318301
>Why wouldn't you just homeschool your kid?
If you gave that much of a shit you would just make your kid their own lunch.

>>24318204
>No diversity
Fucking scan away just don't bus in the basketballers and beaners.

>>24318301
Now that women are stuck at home they don't want to go back to work.

>>24318232
Being an insufferable faggot isnt the point.

Guys i currently have my eyes closed because they hurt but i can still aend my thoughts directly to u homies ok. This here is lil twinky. Im rollin off a heroic dose of shrooms and am seeing black dick and boi puccis when i cloae my eyes. This shit is really fuckin weird guys idk if im going schizo for bbc or whats goin on. I want to die

>>24318332
It's not about the food, you dolt. It's indicative of a completely fraudulent system. If they are supposed to be taking care of our kids bodies and minds, and that's what they give their bodies, what are they giving their minds?

>>24318363
Kraken is an old as shit energy hog super computer.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraken_(supercomputer)

>>24318233
I got better food than that in the loony bin, I remember in 7th grade in Denver we could get Subway and Chik fil A for lunch and in highschool there was even more good shit, then I moved to Omaha, niggers were put in office, we go shit food for lunch, and cookies chips pop and other sugary garbage was still sold but for a premium

niggers ruin everything

>>24318344
>making less than $18k a year
>having kids

>>24318344
Good. Their earnings will return to the men, where they belong.

>>24318367
Send your kids to a real school. Public education is for slaves. I went to private catholic schools my entire life and studied the classics, military history, mathematics, languages, etc throughout my childhood. Went shooting in the cafeteria after class with air rifles for my team, was on two sports teams, and did rotc drilling and shit. My schools has awesome food with private chefs. Zero niggers in a 70% nigger city. Know how much it cost? 6k a year.

Life is easy mode if you arent a brain dead retard and have some luck with who youre born to.

Anyone else keeping an eye on NOK? They're building cellphone towers on the moon, have a contract with NASA. And they've been announcing contracts to build 5G networks in the UK and in Canada since Hauwei got the boot.

>>24318436
God you are so lucky. I got incredibly lucky, as well, went to public school, but only had like 6 niggers in my graduating class. But there were some spics. But mostly white and I am so thankful for that.

>>24318363
Any decent government spying supercomputer is going to be loaded to the gills with GPUs, not lolworthy 2009 AMD CPUs.

>>24317713
>tfw too smart to not to buy PLTR

>>24318120
>said the liar

>>24318421
Watch this.

https://youtu.be/RBqjZ0KZCa0

After her & her kids got kicked to a hotel room she had two more.

That's why simply having more kids won't get us out of the hole.

Birth rates are going down because this is what farming use to be like.

https://youtu.be/KH0jQR0QN5o

Most people use to be farmers who had 7 children to run the farm.

>>24318365
You're gonna be alright. Take some valium or something if you have it.

>>24318488
I day trade

>>24318434
yeah but MUH GDP.

>>24318367
To be fair most (public) schools don't seem to give a shit about kids' bodies. Physical Ed. barely gets any attention and child obesity rates have been going up drastically.

>>24318436
This. I hated going to private school growing up but learning about what kind of shit they put kids through in public school makes me really appreciate what I had.

>>24318509
>Robinhood
>$17k
wew

>>24318550
post portfolio
put up or shutup

>>24317171
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of coding and hacking most of the tech and their applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societies nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTR CEO said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it." which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

>>24318550
Got to start somewhere. We all can't start off with 25k

>>24317932
>>24318035
I dont think 10 people have enough money to make it move.

Can someone tell if it is better to buy APXT at open tomorrow? Or should I wait 30 minutes? Or more?

>>24318573
U gonna tongue my pussy champ?

>>24318317
It already mooned 20% yesterday.

>>24317408
that oan lady is unironically one of the sexiest and most wholesome looking person on tv and solidifies the fact that right wingers are more attractive

>>24317927
You have no idea how our republic works

Will PLTR rise or dip tomorrow? Tempted to buy more now that I've got some more cash

>>24318578
Pic related is me, a chad. Ik it doesnt look like a chart a chad would have but hear me out. Two months ago i was up 100% to 40/50k in my account. Big baller shit. Then i got extremely drunk for about a week straight on the worst bender of my life and pisse dit all away with options. Worst i was at was -53% or 13000 or so. One week ago i got out of my demoralization rut and started trading again. Already made 5k this week. Now why am i chad? BECAUSE IM GONNA FUCKIN MAKE IT! Aint no bitch ass nigger faggot gonna outgain me with his faggot nigger picks like u okay chud. I actively will my robinhood account to gain. I am ascended to a higher level of trading.

>>24318651
>Will PLTR rise or dip tomorrow?

>>24318522
>Give children pizza for lunch because "it's a vegetable"
>Replace good ol whole milk with low-fat milk, which has added sugar in it to counteract the fact that fatless milk tastes like shit
>Have vending machies with pop tarts and dunkaroos in the lunch room
>Psyed class is just recess 2.0 where instructors just say to run around or something while they probably molest children in the locker room
>Force women into the workforce making them too fucking tired to bother making homecooked meals and packing lunches for their children, so looks like it's KFC for dinner again!
>"Why are our children's obesity rates going up???"

As a PLTR holder, if PLTR reaches $50 EOY I will post my tits.

>>24318632
I know that individuals have sold their homes off to stay out of jail to pay for court expenses.

What buy tomorrow at open?
I cashed out of my gains cause im an imbecile,
Should i just keep riding the SPAC train?

>>24318675
Should done the time its free bbc

>>24318604
> Im rollin off a heroic dose of shrooms and am seeing black dick and boi puccis when i cloae my eyes.
Ya... I think I'll come back to /biz/ later. Faggots like yourself love shitting this place up after hours.

>>24318668
We use to have cooking classes.

Will a woman who's made to train her replacement that's a tech migrant say that was worth throwing her motherhood away to chase after some corporate gig?

Most women these days are on anti-depressants.

>>24318700
>implying those spammers have any impact on /smg/

weak

>>24318674
ill let this slide because i also hold pltr but otherwise i'd be demanding the toll immediately

>>24318692
if apxt is under 15 at open im buying

cash out at 20-25

>>24317800
Lol

>>24318722
Im at work right now and my boss is already coming onto me, I think if he sees me topless taking selfie pics he might make a move.

$50 and Ill post tits. $60 and Ill make an album.
Can the coomers in smg make this happen?

>>24318465
yes. I've been buying 2022 otm calls for the past month

>>24318757
inb4 man tits

>>24318757
nobody cares about ur goofy of looking milkers

>>24318668
>why are depression and mental illness cases so high
>why so many suicides
>everyone’s so sad
>consoooming no longer fires dopamine
Unironically most people need to return to monke

>>24318724
yeah apxt is really the next hype train.

>>24318665
what a wetard

>>24318757
Tit that is worth seeing doesn’t need to tease. In other words, fuck off roasty

>>24318842
Hopefully some loser does so this can pump.
I'm half Asian half Brazilian btw.

>>24318888
what does it even do

>>24318492
This is disgusting but it doesn't tell me how often that kind of things happened. From the article it could be that most people below $18k have just one or two kids.

>Most people use to be farmers who had 7 children to run the farm
Based. I remember seeing old photos of my grandfather as a kid, and he had like 8 siblings.

>>24318927
DONT fucking ask questions, Do you think the hedge funds ask questions?
But yeah its a new form of car insurance, mark cuban has his money in it, literally all i know, oh and it jumped 5% after hours yesterday.

>>24318927
ur mum :^)

>>24318951
>Do you think the hedge funds ask questions?
Yes

So when these boomers start retiring is the market going to collapse?

I'm up 30% (was up more than 50) since I started trading 3 months ago and I know that this is not sustainable. I have no idea what I'm doing and feel like this must be the case for lots of people.

>>24318927
cloud computing

>>24318951
You're thinking of INAQ...lmao...

https://www.avepoint.com/

APXT will become AVPT and already has revenue. They help provide work from home tools to companies specifically for Microsoft Office and Teams based solutions. Considering they already have customers and are under pressure of increased demand, I'd say they're an easy money print position at this price. Could always jump out at $20 for an easy flip if you don't believe in them.

>>24318951
>Doesnt even know what it does
It builds houses, dude.

>>24319027
I don't think that it is with how accessible the markets are becoming. When it crashes people will buy up the dip very quickly.

If the great depression crash happened today it would have recovered in 1-2 years.

>>24319027
>Boomers
>Retire

Pick one. Boomers never fucking let go of their positions. They work until they're in the grave. They create bottlenecks in the career ladder because they refuse to let younger and objectively more qualified people take their roles. Do you work in an office? Tell me how many boomers come over to your desk to ask you to help them with a fucking pivot table even though they're in six figure positions.

I assume you guys have heard of O and STAG? 4.5 and 4.75 percent monthly dividends respectively (REIT’s). I’m one of those recent grads who put their stimmybux into Robinhood with little prior investment experience other than crypto, but these seem like solid choices to roll over some crypto and memestock profits into (And yes, I hold Palantir). Is /smg/ aware of these stocks and can you gracious autismos point me in the right direction?

>>24319040
>Jeff Epstein, our Co-Chief Executive Officer

Is this a meme?

>>24319061

I understand the 'buying the dip' thing happened in March. It's documented. But that was also people (like myself) who had a huge win fall in cash- stim, unemployment gibbs, fema stuff

If the markets crash again, I don't see the government passing out free cash to normies but maybe I'm just a doomer

Looking good for tomorrow

>>24319075
They have the mentality that says that people should get paid more simply by virtue for working for the company longer.

Now the tesla reddit says that unions are rent seekers.

The Student loan default reddit says that Biden is the Founding Father of the student debt crisis.

>>24319120
Yes.

>>24319040
oh FUCK thanks anon, im high, yeah apxt is the way to go , INAQ is a straight up meme, both will print

>>24319027

markets are not gonna collapse but this trend where you fomo into any random ticker and it pumps 100%, thats not gonna last. Certain sectors (EVs, software) trading at extreme premiums compared to other sectors is also not gonna last.

>>24318990
>>24319043
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

>>24319144
I want to exempt taxes on gains of up to 25k for singles & 50 for couples each year, as well as ending the PDT rule.

Meaning if your kid makes 7k by buying the dip since he or she didn't make more than 25k they keep all their money if they don't pay income taxes.


if we had such a tax rate it would become very difficult for another great depression to happen. You would basically need a meteor that caused a Tsunami that wiped out the eastern/western seaboard or ww3 to cause it

To the faggots pointing at futures being red in the thread earlier, going "tomorrow is going to be red!! wahhh!! nobody cares that trump said he would accept the electoral college result!!"
check'em - get destroyed faggots - we PUMPIN

>>24319241
see
>>24317151
>>24317128
>>24317051

>>24319257
https://youtu.be/nUv5Q9we_l4

>>24319241
Bitcoin tanking tho

>>24319027

There is a correction brewing that's due since I feel that there's too much dumb money waltzing in and making easy profits. The only issue is knowing what catalyst event will incite the sell off.

>>24317171
Okay bros, in wich Market Tesla stocks reach the $2318 USD?

I can't found any chart like this

>>24318668
>>24318881
>Unironically most people need to return to monke
I've been thinking about this a lot lately and it rings a little more true every day.

>>24318344

Women inherently want to raise children. Working is not their dream job, raising children is. Women only work out of necessity.

>>24318344

Men inherently want to raise children. Working is not their dream job, raising children is. Men only work out of necessity.

Imagine
nigger
i lost all my winnings today on blackjack

>>24319089
Everybody is aware of O, its a classic.

>>24318344
Trannies inherently want to raise children. Working is not their dream job, raising children is. Trannies only work out of necessity.

I did some TA for you guys! I think Nasdaq will never be red again

Opinions on LCA calls?
im going in on LCA or APXT

>>24319396
what's LCA?

>>24319360
k, thanks anon.

>>24319203
Guess I oughta pull out of li auto. I'm in 100%

Will the stock market still be fun if normies don't treat it like a giant digital casino?

>>24318757
we're going to need a sample of the goods first, as confirmation

>>24319437

Li could go up 100% next week, we just dont know how long this lasts but if you look at the market cap of EV startups its pretty clear that we are in bubble territory. Extreme valuations and no performance.

>>24318344
Women inherently want to masturbate. Working is not their dream job, flicking the bean is. Women only work out of necessity.

>trying to nofap
>better decision making in the morning when fap in the night
bros???????

>>24319297
The correction.
I heard april. I also heard, the last week of the year is historically awful for the markets.

I'm just going to sell and hold cash the week of Christmas and see what happens till biden gets in office or I see a reason to re-enter sooner.

>>24319484
Stop trying to justify your bad habits with placebo or whatever. Get straight or don't and live with your decisions. Either way quit being a pussy, FAGGOT

>>24319437
The problem is that the interest rates are fucking shit. In the 80s CD saving rates was over 10 percent,that's better than SPY because the CDs can't implode during recessions like Index funds can.

>>24319501
This but at least hold onto your weed stocks because wherever they are when Biden enters office is the new low forever.

>>24319483
We need to legalize prostitution. A man should be able to go out with a prostitute if he hasn't had sex in over 10 years.

>>24319484
stop being weak bro, leave your ween alone

>>24319468
Since you seem to know shit. I'm up 600 bucks. Here's my graph.

Should I just sell and have a nice Christmas or buy a quarter ounce of gold with the profit?

what now

>>24319581
Not bad anon.

>>24319610
how

>>24319521
I think I made like, 28 cents total in interest from my savings account and made more than that dumping my savings into stocks in literally one second.

>>24319636
take profits, probably.

>>24319678
A common reply to me is "why should people get rewarded for hoarding money?"

Most people don't want to be in the stock market.

>>24319552
>>24319519
>fell for Bible larper propaganda in 2020
lol

Are we opening green tomorrow boys?

FUTURES BLOOD GREEN

FINALLY

TIME TO POOMP AGAIN BOYS

Where is NIO heading to?

>>24319735
>NIKKEI up
>Hong Kong up
>Shanghai up
>ES up
>NQ up
>DXY down
yes

Some of you alright,
Buy some dec 18 PLTR puts today

>>24319735
>>24319772
If London doesn't fuck it up for everyone - you better keep the pump going britbongs!

>>24319777
what exp

>>24319710
keep spillin that seed to pixels brah lol, you can do what you want

>>24319777
I don't know about puts, but people are going to be betting loans and their life savings today. Rug pull incoming

>>24319772
Awesome thanks.

>>24319636
10k deposited over the first 3 or 4 months.
>eman, 200% gains
>nio, 450% percent gains and still holding
>some other smaller gains

Nio is the main one helping me out. I just do research buy stock to hold long low

>>24318104
>NUMI

where is this though i can’t find these call letters in RH help? :(

>>24319787
Lol he said dec18. That's expiry. Price in whatever you can afford. >>24319777
Checked I'll buy 1 for the meme

>>24319809
oh no not my heckin seederinos

>>24319777
I got the 25 and 20, they were less than a dollar on Wed near close (cheap considering the insane IV), if the big crash is not today but we hit 35 today Ill add more.
If you are still bullish but cautious about overselling, sell 25 or 20 puts instead, if I am wrong, youll still make money, if I am right, you get 100 shares at 25/20.

INAQ TO THE FUCKING MOON T-MINUS 7 HOURS.

>>24318447
I bought NOK

>>24319857
Does IV matter if you intend to exercise?

APTX OR INAQ?! TELL ME NOOOOW I'M ABOUT TO GO TO BED

>>24318651
Both

>>24319902
Calls for both

>>24319893
No but buying options in high IV environments is usually not ideal (id rather sell premium but dont want to baghold in this case), the vega crush will eat some gains, but I did the same on CRSR and the massive rug pull was enough for delta to overpower vega

>>24319916
>>24319910
what exp date

>>24319929
Jan 21

>>24319902
>INAQ

It's a boomer insurance thing.

APTX is a cloud thing with alot of business partners.

YOU COCKY FUCKS PLTR TO 19 TOMORROW CHECK THESE DIGITS YOU WILL LEARN ABOUT THE SOROS DUMPING POWER

>>24317713
ebin. simply ebin.

Last 2 digits are PLTRs % rise by EOY

is there going to be a dip in december?

>>24318569
you have to go back

>>24319978
>2 digits

>>24319978
based green ID

last 2 digits are its fall in february

>>24319893
The premium is completely gone when you exercise the option.

>>24319881
based.

fellow boomers:
2 Fund Portfolio?
or,,,,
3 Fund Portfolio??

>>24319902
Thcb

>>24320115
>Thcb
Havent they already peaked?
They look so damn high it really feels like they are gonna fall any second now.

PLTR to 40 EOD

>>24320104
2 fund portfolio, 3 fund portfolio is way too hard to manage. Don't forget to buy your favourite ETF or fund in your bank, which will rape you with fees. Also no Nasdaq, you don't want volatile conpanies in your portfolio.

>>24317670
I like /smg/ because the dumbest fucking retards in the thread have no shame and are always pretty forthright about how fucking stupid they are. Case in point, obviously.

>>24319902
>>24319910
INAQ doesn't have options tho

>>24320104
his fuking neck

>>24320237
Neither does APXT lol

>>24320169
What is everybody's exit price memeing aside?

>>24320316
They literally don't have one.. stonks only go up anon.

>>24320169
Where does this site get pre-premarket data?

>>24320316
When it crabs for a day or two. Lgvw is over if it crabs tomorrow.

When stock goes up I mkae money if it goes down I buy more and it goes up later and I make money. Literally can't lose

>>24320339
tits called market insider so they get it from a market insider duh

>>24320316
When it dips 10% in one day I guess. Im so far in the green I may as well wait for such a dip that foretells a crash.

>>24320388
what if it goes down and never goes up again

>>24317268
Thanks.

I just purchased

>>24320421
just don't buy the ones that do that

>>24320145
It's a reddit meme stock that will be pumped tomorrow. I'm diversifying it with INAQ and APXT. One or two of the three will have a major increase tomorrow

>>24320469
what if the entire index collapses and never recovers

Disney laying off 30k mexicans.

Massive $18 put was bought for PLTR, what does it mean/+?

>>24320499
why are you working against me here, friend. questions mame me nervous

>>24320526
should I sell now and rebuy at 18?

>>24320528
Because the bulls itt have become too complacent and are threatening to awaken the Bobo. Look, you've got this fucker here >>24320488 thinking his portfolio is diversified because he has three different meme SPACs. What do you think will happen to his portfolio if the market collapses?

>>24320403
>some guy hiding inside a cupboard on the NYSE trading floor

boys, tomorrow and monday are gonna be so green for the indexes its gonna make your head spin. don't get in front of this insane money train.

>>24320499
That is because some obese corporations that have done nothing since the 90s are still at the top. But there are still some young growing companies.

T. Spaniard whose index looks like this. I havent invested in Spain in like a year, but as long as you don't invest in companies that haven't grown in 5 years, you are fine.

>>24320519
>Less shitskins to pay
Bullish.

>>24320575
Give me an estimate on the next major crash my nigaro. Are you planning on liquidating around a certain timeframe or are you just trimming positions gradually? I'm pretty green at this stuff but I'm kinda feeling weird about the way things keep going up too.

>>24320663
wow watch the ableist language??

Have you bought DBX yet anon?

It's been half a year, but my Boeing stocks are back to the price I bought them at.
Fingers crossed for a rise with coronavirus vaccinations.

Tempted to sell TSLA at a +53% but it might still go up.

>>24319089
Solid Joseph Carlson picks my guy.

>>24320895
You'll have easier time finding a 2x in this retarded bullmarket than having TSLA go over a trillion

PLTR is everywhere now. Articles about it everyone talking about it. Does this mean we are smart money early investors? Or does it mean its peaked? I'm pretty new to stocks so its difficult for me to tell.

>>24320895

I wouldn't hold Tesla for too long. They had a recall like a day ago in 2 of their meme cars.

At least put like a 5% trailing stop and ride it out rather than get stuck with some massive bags

>>24320998
YOU HAVENT ALREADY SOLD??
SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL

>>24320998
I stayed awake all night to buy the Palantir IPO.

I'm counting on a dystopian future so it was a no brainer for something so ridiculously undervalued desu

Im already up 170%, so I'm just going to hold indefinitely.

Only way it crashes is if world peace is achieved and every one is super nice.

>>24321060
You're fucking with me baby you're fucking with me
>>24321077
Reddit spacing but thanks for your explaining your reasoning. I'm up a lotta money on it too so I just put a stop limit for 24 cuz I reckon if it reaches 24 again then it really is over and I'll be willing to take less profits.

Why are we going for APXT and not waiting for AVPT straight?

>>24321153
It just converts over...

>>24320519
Old news
Bobo reaching, as usual

morning faggots, lets make some fucking maneyyy
droping 5 k on lgvw today

>>24321384
Faggots like you make me want to invest in LGVW. Maybe after I make huge PLTR gains I'll convert

Do I buy more PLTR on open?

>>24319777
>>24319787
>>24319812
>>24319857
guys... don't lose your money on PLTR puts, the cult has just begun.

>>24321407
>dropping pltr before 2026
After i ride lgvw its going to roblox then well see.
i have 20k in pltr since 15 and 10k to do the rounds

>>24321427
Went up 20% on german stock market, expect a full bull rush Friday and Monday. Consolidate on Tuesday

Shine on me PLTR!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfVRCDb0G8Q&ab_channel=EasyEyeSound

>>24321427
I'm tempted... But I don't want to fuck up that +192%. It's just too comfy to look at

Did the /smg/ video update get posted yet?

>>24320526
That someone is going to lose A LOT of money.

PLTR short volume ratio at 31%, same as NKLA now
I think we may already see the rug pull a la BTC and CRSR next week!

>>24321483
source?

>>24321483
even after this?

>>24321494
Fintel.io/ss/us/pltr

PLTR future is super good right now but I might sell today and use some of the profits to buy calls in case it keeps going up. Thoughts?

>>24321511
good idea

>APXT $14.50 premarket
ooooo

>Pre-market 30.68 +1.63 (5.61%)

Damn I wish I had kept my 500 shares at 18
But at least I rebought in the low 20's

>>24321511
This was one of my plans as well. 35c for 12/18

Sold off half of my PLTR to get some more after the correction.
Prepare for a surge.

>>24321533
whats my entry point into APXT

Almost +10% in premarket. Fuck do Ibuy on open or what?

>>24321556
Probably wait for selloff at the bell. Maybe like 10:30 buy some depending on if it moons or not

>>24321555
Fuck dude. I did the same thing thuesday 3 minutes before close.

>sold PLTR $30c yesterday expiring today
sometimes, you bog yourself. hopefully i can buy them back cheap

>>24321569
That's why I only sold half, so I will just be sad instead of suicidal.

>GME $15.45
OOOOOO IM GONNA FUCKIN COOOOM

NEW THREAD

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>>24319539
That man should learn how to speak to women