/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24316600
>29
>no wife no kids
>live at home
>.5 btc
>0 stocks
>never made more than 16/hr in a grocery store retail setting
>fucked 43 girls in college and 66 hookers in thailand

its getting dark

>>24316600
You fell for the "my real life will begin when I have money" meme and wasted your youth. There's still a chance to salvage something by fucking low self esteem high school prime pussy

>>24316600
All that happens is number goes up from here anon, regrets mount.

>>24316623

at least you got some pussy anon. But i honestly don't feel much better, my life is pretty empty and monotonous.

>>24316600
get inspired

>>24316623
no guy knows exactly how many women hes fucked if its above 5

>>24316631

>There's still a chance to salvage something by fucking low self esteem high school prime pussy

yeah im sure high school girls are lining up for ugly 30 something year old who drives a toyota.

>>24316600
>wtf am i even doing with my life?

accumulating LINK

>>24316675
nah im a huge faggot. I made a google doc and recalled all their names from when i lost my virginity in 2009 (17) to when i became a fucking loser and lost all my friends around 2015. took me like 20 minutes but i got them all. same story with the hookers

Similar situation, but I'm much older.
I pass the time playing games, making mods, etc.
I dont have too much contact with people. No family, no friends.

>>24316600
Honestly, you are being smart. Not having a gf is the only thing you need to work on to be honest. Maybe you should travel more?

>>24316703
link it faggot

something to think about is that I’m a year older then you and got diagnosed with heart failure yesterday, there’s much more to life then stacking cash and hoping your health holds up for you to enjoy it “someday”

>31
>have two women pregnant
>about to have 5 kids by three women
>girlfriend is cuckquean that watches me fuck her younger friends
>got into crypto in 2013 so financially set
>at least I'm not an incel

>>24316703
like dennis lol

>>24316600
>100k a year
>34
>live at home
Kys

>>24316746
this is the fucking goal holy shit. spread your seed my man.

>>24316600
Why not take a daytrading course?

>>24316691
They might if you had some confidence and lifted a little

>>24316675
I lost count past 10, but it's true.
The memories start to blur together.

>>24316746
>>girlfriend is cuckquean that watches me fuck her younger friends
how

>>24316706

im ugly, i haven't had a social life since high school. no friend, no social skills nothing. I tried tinder, rarely ever get a match , and they usually don't even reply to my message.

>>24316719

that sucks man. any family history or prexisting health condition? usually happens people much older no?

>>24316704

sounds kinda comfy anon. im probably headed down the same path.

>>24316715
i changed the format so it would it in the page screenshot. single lined it takes up a second page so yea

>>24316600
Wow. I'm almost 25 and I have a daughter and married my wife when I was 20, (she was 19).

>>24316857
yeah usually, my old man got the same in his early 40s, it is what it is could always be worse

>>24316873
>lightskin hoe
Lmao

Somewhat unrelated but since we're discussing life choices, would it be dumb to make 10-20k in crypto and then take it to start my own business? The business is crazy high risk though.

>>24316600
I'm literally the same but a couple years younger and less money. If you're making 100k annually from work you have no excuse to still live at home lol.
>>24316623
>fucked 43 girls in college and 66 hookers in thailand
fucking based

>>24316873
lol

>>24316600
try giving money to either me, homeless people, people who are struggling, ghettos, ect.

>>24316600
I am you except I am turning 33. I bought my own place and live at home though. Been using dating apps alot this year and have had a lot of coffee dates and even more matches. Nobody that I want to date long term so far. But its been better then how things used to be for me. Much better. Lockdown is killing the dating scene as well.

My advice, first figure out how you can look good, you might be ugly but even still you can learn to dress better, lose weight, get your hair cut, shave. Take some good pictures and just try all the different dating apps, everyday. It's just a numbers game, I learned so much just from using them all the time. If you study most female dating profiles, they are all saying the same thing.

>>24316675
I know the number but I don’t remember all their names

Has anybody here gone from 0 to 100? One day you're living with your parents, then next day you use your accumulated wealth to buy a house.

That's the path I'm on right now and I'm getting closer and closer to the point where I can just buy a nice house somewhere in cash. I can already imagine how jarring it's going to be. I have never lived by myself before.

>>24317363
Don't watch anything horror.

>>24317363
You might want to ease into it mate, money isn't everything, truly

>>24317412
yeah, i'm tempted to go across country meeting with family and internet friends out of state. Just crashing on couches for a while and then get a house when I'm ready.

>>24316857
Tinder is even worse than meeting irl if you're an autist, even though if it feels easier because you don't have to go outside.

>>24316623
Why so degenerate. why not just get a Gf and make her your wife. Geez

>>24316808
It’s not very based. All those kids will be raised by single moms and become absolute losers. Chad raises his kids and makes them into even better chads them himself

>>24316631
But how. I made it with crypto and im only 21

>>24316600

>33
>no gf, no wife, no kids
>renting home
>90k in crypto
>40k in bank
>incredibly shitty salary
>best I've achieved in my life was moving to Japan and finding a chill job
>keep repeating myself that I'll start looking for a girl "after I get my Jap citizenship" in 2 years

Tick tock, tick tock. The clock is getting really fucking loud

>just turned 30 yesterday
>quit my job recently, now studying at college
>400k in crypto
>80k in the bank
>no stocks
>decently /fit/
>no gf
>friends are busy with work

I'm not struggling financially and I'm not under any real stress at the moment, yet why do I feel so empty inside?

>>24316623
We are the same

>31
>Unemployed chef
>Live-in gf of 5 years
>3k stocks
>4k PM + 10k in guns and antiques

About this time ten years ago I knocked up a Chinese chick in college and paid for her abortion.

To think I'd have a super smart, probably good-looking half white tween is pretty wild. Be cool to have someone to play videogames with.

Was not having a kid worth the past 10 years of pot smoking, beer drinking fun? I honestly don't know.

>>24316600
>23
>10k crypto
>5k stocks
>neet for 2 years after wageslaving for 1 yer wanting to kms erryday
>lost 2 really clse friends past month
lads i dont feel so good..

>24
>lawyer, hate it
>90k in crypto
>50k in the bank
>tall, fit
>still a virgin
>a handful of friends, but zero skills with girls because I was an anorexic skeleton for most of my life
>absolutely no objectives in life, just existing

Just trying to give both of my parents a decent life. Once my mother passes I'll rope, my father will be fine.

>31
>never had gf, wife, or kids
>only ever fucked Thai sluts and hookers
>live alone in 1 bedroom apartment
>$190k income
>$520k net worth (almost half in crypto)

I'm likely gonna die alone because I'm Black, manlet, and probably autistic

>>24316600
>24
>500k crypto
>100k savings
>engaged and trying for baby with average looks but trad girl.
>Live neet tier life doing part time online uni and swinging links
>sports car
>fly planes and skydive for hobby
>graduate uni next year
>No longer have student excuse
>Will have to start waging at parents law firm
>/madeit/ by /pol/,/fit/, /biz/ and /o/ standards.
>...
>feel nothing all the time
Anyone else relate? I feel like 2017 ruined my dopamine forever, I was never happier going from poor fag dreaming of making it all the way here, but now everything is so stable it is hard to get excited about much.

>>24316746
why u even here

>>24316600
>28
>no wife, no gf, no kids
>rent a $1500/month apartment
>100k crypto
>120k stocks
>80k salary
>had a few gfs when younger but none in 8 years
>fat
>down 30lbs over the past 7 months
>still 100lbs to go
>stagnating past few months losing 4-8lbs every few weeks then gaining them back because I can't maintain discipline and I binge eat
I'd go from a 3 to at least a 7 if I was a healthy weight, why can't I stop being a fatass?

>>24316600
I’m poor with kids and a wife and some Bitcoin, life is good and is horrible too.

>>24320073
>>rent a $1500/month apartment
what the fuck anon

>>24319901
What law anon? I would rope if I had to engage in normie 'networking' like my uni peers do.
>>24319667
Its real...

>>24317363
Unironically this happened to me 2017. Went from poor-fag uni student living on campus to enough money to live a year of dreams and set myself up. The first 3 months was amazing but then it just was the new normal.
Only thing that does not fade is the extreme comfyness of not having to wage or go into debt.

>>24320142
It's actually a good deal in my area, other smaller apartments I looked at were charging $1800/month.

>25
>10k in crypto
>always going between jobs
>good at trade work and have lots of hobbies
>music, gym, nature hikes, repeat
>easy to cold approach girls cause 6'3, ginger and smart/funny
>basically perfect package except for lack of money
>fucked over 40 girls that are probably way better than you've fucked
>never paid, have gotten free rides from hookers and onlyfans sluts cause 7.5 inch cock
>lives with parents waiting for that big payday because I wasted youth partying and doing drugs all the time instead of investing
>don't need to settle for years cause /fit

I don't have many assets but women still go for it - its about what you project to others

>>24316691
You’re a brainlet

>>24320073
Renting an apartment is like living in an extended stay hotel. Buy your own property or if you're gonna rent, split it with someone so you save up for a down payment even faster and will motivate you to get your own place faster.

>>24316675
Im at 15, will i make it

Cringe thread op

>>24320225
Yeah I lived with roommates for most of my adult life. I can technically buy a house now but I'd have to sell 100% of my stocks or some of my crypto for the down payment and that seems too risky, going practically all in on 1 asset.
I've been looking for a duplex so I could rent out half but there's very few in my area and it's harder to get a mortgage if I have to convert it, but I'm waiting and watching, torn between putting money into cash for a down payment or buying more crypto.

I'm 20 right now and I feel that I will end up the same as you no matter what I do desu

>>24316600
>I'm 30's. 9/10 gym Chad. Own my own house. Drive $112,000 Merc, $400,000 in bank, $50,000 in crypto. Never had gf, fuck hookers and one night sluts, mostly cougars. Just 3 friends. Perfectly content. Come here to laugh at you.

>24
>Just started investing
>20k in stocks
>10k in crypto
>80k salary
>tall/fit/autistic
>havent had a girlfriend since last december

>>24320291
Nice! Yeah I'm torn on housing, not sure to buy a second property but I know one guy in his 40s who's lived through many recessions and he's looking to sell his house ASAP

>>24319981
>I was never happier going from poor fag dreaming of making it
>parents law firm
You were never a poor fag
You feel nothing because you were already well off

>>24316600
you could dance around with weekly waifu after you realize how amazing BOND is

>>24316873
autism works!

>>24319667
probably loneliness, try some classes or get into a hobby and meet like-minded people

>>24317007
What fucking business can you start with 20k?
Most fucking business licencees run around that much and you need like 20 licensees just to sell fucking beer.

>>24320181
Then why you make only 80k?

>>24316623
Hoe many days a week do you spend on biz I've read this before

>>24319947
Kek

>>24316600
By "live at home", do you mean in your own home, or with your parents?

If you mean with your parents, then go get your own place, even if it is a relatively cheap place. Having the ability to invite people to your own home really changes your entire way of living.

>>24320749
That's the average in my area for my position. I could move to a bigger city and get a 20% raise, but then I'd have to pay $2200/month in rent instead, and be surrounded by more people.
I could move an hour outside my city right now and pay $1000/month. Or move in with 5 roommates and pay $500/month. Either way it's pretty shit over here.

>30
>used to be worth over 1mil but lost everything + made 100k debt
>almost had a wife but she cheated on me
>moved out to different country and slowly rebuilding everything
>a lot of friends but no gf
>renting a studio
>10k in crypto and 4k in a bank
>I also fall for a meme that first I make money and then find a wife

>>24316788
Dennis was so unbelievably based

>>24319856
You murdered your own offspring

>>24321432
He would of just turned into another Elliot Rodger anyway

Shit's all so relatable, anyone's got a happy end story? I'm starting to lose hope
>tfw 32

>>24316600
Buy land grow food bitch

>>24316600
>>34
>>no wife, no gf, no kids
>>live at home
>>30k in crypto
>>150k in stocks
>>100+k salary
What a pathetic loser

>>24316746
Touche

>>24316878
Applaud

>>24316600
are you literally me?

>>24319883
What happened with your friends? Did they die or was there a falling out?

>33
>no gf, no gf ever
>200k savings
>recently lost jobs, living comfy neet life
>fucked 30 girls, all whores
>no friends
>no responsibilities

> 50
> big tiddy korean wife, looks young for her age not fat
> two sons - one in medicine, other is still in hs
> making 200k+ base, wife is stay at home
> 800k liquid assets
> 300k+ real estate equity
> 3 shitbox cars
t. 5'5 manlet

>>24320175
>extreme comfyness of not having to wage or go into debt
You are set for life?

>>24319273
>best I've achieved in my life was moving to Japan and finding a chill job
Do you know how much willpower it takes to do that. You’re on the right path if you don’t get too comfy.

>>24319947
Just keep investing your income and achieve escape velocity

>28
>not married, no kids
>60k salary
>80k in crypto
>7k in stocks
>5k in savings
>have gf that I feel nothing for
>know I should end the relationship
>think about the shitshow it is to start dating again
>thinking about just settling for her so I won't be alone

Ich wuerde einfach einen zweiten Job annehmen und doppelt verdienen.

>>24316600
>>34
41
>>no wife, no gf, no kids
as above
>>live at home
everyone does
>>30k in crypto
5.5k
>>150k in stocks
0
>>100+k salary
unemployed + unemployable

end me

>>24319981
The standards set by each of the boards were only the beginning, like a test run. Now you have the chance to set new goals and standards to reach.

>>24323636
Extremely close to my own situation anon, I feel like I can do so much better than her. She's finally finishing her degree this year though and she'll definitely fail if I leave so I'm kind of stuck

>>24324024
I feel like I can do better than her as well. My gf works a min wage job and struggles financially. She is still trying to get her shit together but gets distracted easily. I tried to help her, but it's not working out so well. I just feel the relationship is at a standstill and it's not going anywhere. I feel like I'm stuck in this relationship that I got into because I was lonely and desperate for company. I'm starting to think being single wasn't so bad, but at the same time I want someone to talk to and have sex with.

>32
>wife and kid
>own home, mortgage paid off
>decent career 120k income
>200k stonks
>20k savings
>still fit
>have good friends and family

I guess I've made it. Still feel kind of empty about everything, though. The only thing that really makes me happy is spending time with my friends and family, especially my kid.

I guess the most basic, normie-tier life advice was right all along.

>>24316675
im between 30 and 40 no hookers

>>24324098

>I feel like I'm stuck in this relationship that I got into because I was lonely and desperate for company. I'm starting to think being single wasn't so bad, but at the same time I want someone to talk to and have sex with.

not that anon but i felt the same about my ex of 4 years, we broke up 2 months ago, trust me it will feel like shit but i'm feeling better, it's even worse in these times when you can't hang out with your friends freely but you can do it my dude

i guess the covid part really depends where you're from, i'm a slav

>>24316600
Im you nigger but i have a roastie long term gf who cant give me children

You could have it worse

>>24318203
This. True Chad is dad. Splatting out a bunch of whelps that you plan on doing nothing for is the biggest piece of shit move there is.

>>24316600
>32
>never had gf
>no friends
>live at home
>$300 over a few cryptos
>Just above minimum wage job

At least you have the money.

>>24316600
>32
>~$350k income this year through freelance writing (specialized corporate b2b sales stuff)
>no wife/gf/kids
>couple hunnert k in savings/stocks
>no crypto because i dont understand it
>used to casually bang a lot of women
>started trying to meet a nice girl to settle down and have kids with last year
>there's nothing out there
>women are the normal crazy that they've always been, but the combo of hyper-politicization, social media addiction, and over-prescription of mind-altering pharmaceuticals have made it worse
>lots of beautiful high-quality women too but they're all taken
>paradoxically, my massive success in business is making it harder to deal with women, because as i command more respect and higher rates professionally, i am less able to subject myself to the judgment of random women
>trying to stop worrying about it so much and just take the /affluentbachelorpill/
>spend time scuba diving, road biking, writing/recording music, shooting gunnies, exploring the mountains with the dog, taking the dog to wineries and reading with a glass of wine
>still want waifu

Did you know about DuckDAO (duckdao.io)?
Not long ago I found their announcement about the first hunters season, and it seems like it is profitable to hold and trade DDIM. What do you think

I noticed this morning the sun rising through the windows doesnt hit me the same way it used to. My coffee, no matter how i make it never tastes right. Each day is not new, its just a number of hours ahead of the last. Its all just one long drag.

>>24321162
How do to go from 1M to -100k?

>>24324704
maybe you can become a cool wine uncle?

>>24319947
I thought that black girls love black guys that have really good jobs and support themselves? Maybe not, I don't know very much about black people. Besides being alone, you are doing well for 31, though.

>>24319981
if your parents have a law firm, you were only a poor fag in the technical sense. failure was never really a possibility.

>>24316600

Got a wife, no kids, got a doggo.
own a 1 bedroom condo, wanting to sell for something with more room.

got 160k in crypto

4k in stonks

make just under 100k a year

my life is pretty good, but my only stress is just seeing my worst nightmare of a george Orwell 1984 unfold in front of my eyes.

Honestly anon, get a dog, its been the best thing for me whether if my wife is mad at me, or I hate my job or I hate the world, or crypto is shitting the bed.

I tried therapists in the past they are kinda useless, same with the drugs. Only dogs have helped.

>>24316600
>30
>80k in crypto
>50k$ software job in poor country
> fucked 8 random girls at parties. Had one long term ugly relationship.
I just want nice qt gf to cuddle and have kids and escape this dating game.

>>24324653
>>24318203

Spotted the damaged products of single mother households, tough luck there buds. I'm extremely present and active in the lives of all of my children

>>24325200
I always wondered why it is like the biggest accomplish to get laid as much as possible for guys. No one will remember you no matter if you fucked 10 girls or 500.

>>24316623
You have waaayyyyy too high standards lo.
Im your age way less worth, way less girls, long time college, and dont whine about it on BIZ, ok now i technically do....

>>24316845

Beat her down into her place, and cheat on her. Fun fact, women are shaped by evolution to naturally accept being part of a harem if they percieve you to be a high enough value male. They're also molded by evolution to be jealous petty vindictive cunts to their rival cumdumps so be prepared to deal with that as well....

>>24316675
After 10-15 you start forgetting those few that you never really cared about

>>24316600
>waidwL?
making money
creating financial security
get yourself a 20 year old gf who never has to work to provide for herself again, make her a house wife.
wtf do you mean what are you doing?
you're building an empire, and are doing the same thing generations f men have done before you. Just because your buttfuck friends married the first slap of ass that gave them any pussy doesn't mean you had to. You played it smart. 6 figs a year bro, that's wonderful. Way to go dude.

>>24325331
>>24316746
Absolutely based. Just make sure those kids don't turn into failures.

>>24316623

Brazilian here

I fucked 122 women , almost everyone after college and 74% prostitutes (i include the shemales, around 5).

Yes i have an excel with every encounter with stats.

Now with GF but sometimes i miss filling the spreadsheet with pussy.

>>24326572
Let's be real anon, any 20 yr old woman that would willingly become a housewife nowadays for a 34 yr old dude is probably in some kind of weird cult.

You may not think it be like it is, but it do.

>>24316857
>im ugly, i haven't had a social life since high school. no friend, no social skills nothing.
ugly is subjective. chubby girls usually aren't very picky as long as you aren't a stick personality wise even cute chicks won't care. you have to start talking more to someone in your life you are close too. social skills are like any other thing, they require practice, you won't get them by not doing it. over time you will strengthen the skill much in the way muscle memory works.

With such BTC rising more people try to play in blockchain but it is still difficult to find a good platform.

Recently came across duckdao.io , do you know anything about it? Team has already made First Hunters Season for their crypto card game

>>24316857
Yes, but I'm chronically unemployed for more than ten years, and had to sell an apartment to survive. Eventually I invested the money and entered into crypto. Today I live off from crypto and a savings account.

>>24317363
Yes I did that this summer when link mooned. Bought a house cash, now live alone. Has its benefits but feels like endless cleaning, shopping, washing my own clothes and paying out for shit. I miss mommies full fridge and plates of tendies. Thinking of getting a newly arrived doctor/engineer to be my cleaner

>>24319947
>I thought that black girls love black guys that have really good jobs and support themselves? Maybe not, I don't know very much about black people. Besides being alone, you are doing well for 31, though.
Of course they do. But they prefer men to be tall, good-looking, and not boring. I prefer White and Asian women anyway so I'm really putting myself in a bind.

>>24316623
Did you ever creampie them ?
I have a spreadsheet on this started back in 2013
From 1 very first creampie to as of now 2400th creampie 2406 to be exact
Why is herpies so painful ??? Holy fuck first ever flare up upon XRP moon Nov 20th
Have wife and a kid on the way now

>>24327799
Hire some maids bro. You can get cleaning services for $300 a month

>>24328174
What happend during a flare up? What's your wife say?

>>24327799
Checked
>try seeking arrangement - Maids with benefits

>>24328376
Wife doesn't even know I have herpies because we stopped having sex for an entire year 8-9months almost because she's paranoid about killing the baby during sex
Maybe it was the stress and eurphoia by the XRP pump on Nov 20 but the herpes exploded the same day

in the future all wealthy elite will own Bitcoin and live with their parents. its free money

>>24316675
Facts

>>24316600
Sound like you made it. Don't fuck it up by inviting all that garbage into your life just because your hormones are telling you to pair bond and breed.

>>24316600


>>24316623
Pretty based, I got to 41 so far, also wrote down all the names in a list kek.

after browsing r/femaledatingstrategy
you wont want a wife or GF
seriously bros, never get married

>>24316703
>to when i became a fucking loser and lost all my friends around 2015
fren what happen

>>24323025
How long have you been on biz?

>>24328693
you have to go back

>>24328452
Damn that sounds stressful in itself, what is a flare up, sores on your dick? How on earth are you hiding it?

>>24316623
>>24319667
>>24319901
>>24328695
frens everything will be ok. u just need coping mechanisms. and time everything will be ok

>>24328810
Surprisingly not on the dick or calls luckily just a cluster of 4 spots the skin area above dick basically the skin zone between sick and lower stomach
Started out as like pimples seemingly hen blood and puss exploded out of them I what the fucked
Hurts like hell, idk how condoms could have prevented this it's not even on my dick or balls
This is what I get for for fucking 100+ women without a condom I guess and cooming inside

>>24316675
i stopped counting after 35 because i felt like a slut

>>24329099
Checked - wtf sounds awful how long till it's better? But what about your wife????? She hasnt noticed?

>>24324704
>>24324882

My god-father took the cool wine uncle pill. He's based af and very generous... I think it's more respected if a dude is doing it

>>24329231
Google shows 2-4 weeks
It's healing up nicely with the puss and blood draining after just a week I guess hair is covering up the hot mess
Maybe I'll fund a real cure for herpies one day

>>24323636
I know the feeling. Been dating a girl that annoys the fuck out of me but I haven't been able to dump her even though I've broken up with other girls for less. Is this love?

>19
>live in a post-commie country
>never had relationships or dated anyone longer than three days
>can no longer stay in poverty with my abusive parents who criticized me and told me how useless I was in front of others
>studying while maintaining full-time employment
>make an average salary around 300 a month
>2k in crypto

I have no will to live anymore, I had nothing left and I didn't see a future for myself. There is nothing left to keep me going anymore.

>>24316600
>31
>no wife, gf, no kids
>live in a $1000/mo nigger shithole apartment
>$1700 in tether
>$2900 in stocks
>$35k in cash
>$70k salary
>$140k in student loans (never repaying)

could be worse t b h

It sounds like we need a Fight Club Anons!

>>24330186
Nah that sounds retarded might have worked back in the 2000-2005 but not these days
I rather they just give everyone perma UBI every month and free healthcare soon

>>24329882
Dude you have just over 6 months wage in investments (hopefully just something safe like only BTC).
This is what starting to 'make it' looks like. You're only 19. By the time you're in your mid-20s you'll be way ahead of everyone. Also, enjoy your virginity - heartbreak fucking sucks and it's a lesson you have to learn over and over as you mature.

>>24316873
>Tincture bitch
Hey that's my ex!

>>24316600
making it

>>24316623
any STDs?

>>24316675
Wrong. I have slept with 49 women, and it is a great mayter of pride for me. I may not remember their names but they are a notch on my bedpost.

>>24329099
I got this too. I tell myself it’s an ingrown hair and not the herp... might go to doctor today.

It is quite not so easy to find a good platform for investing. With this btc rising there are a lot of new projects and most of them are cheating.

Came across duckdao.io crypto incubator, looks reliable, what do you think about it?

>>24331345
all women have herpes post-tinder era

Sup, do you know anything about duckdao.io?

Studied this platform, looks interesting with open source crypto card game and investment instruments with long-term partnership.

>>24324870
Overleverage and took some loans to put as margin to keep position open. Blew up all account.

>>24316600
>30
>no wife, no kids, gf broke up with me 9 months ago
>moved back to my parents house afterwards
>3.2 BTC, 10 ETH
>680.000USD in stonks
>55.000USD in precious metals
>currently on half time job with reduced wage due to china virus, employer may go down the drain q1/21

>>24326782

>>24326782
Based??

>27
>living on my own in FL, but renting $1100 because I moved in during pandemic because the commies wanted to move to a cheaper state but still be close to beaches, making rent skyrocket the past 6 months
>2k in crypto, with half coming from the UNI airdrop
>0 in stocks because I got liquidated a few months back (learned a lot, but still has me bummed)
>no degree, do IT, wanting to get into web/full stack work because my passion is in embedded computing and it seems like a job that can get me back in school
>come home late from work everyday, apartment in shambles, only to work on my crypto and project portfolios
>broke up with gf a few months ago
>in terrible shape because pandemic closed my gym and after gaining 30lbs, I feel too discouraged to go back despite being on a massive roll
>just got my stimulus check after waiting for months, only to have it go 100% towards debt and bills
I'm so far behind my peers and sometimes it just hurts to get out of bed in the morning

Just buy cp3r and you will get lots of gf’s

I want to see more useful and perspective platforms. The best example is the gotEM system. These guys will go to the moon! The pre-sale will take place on telegram and their website. Buy GTX tokens now: gotem.io

>27
>never had a gf
>no social life
>manlet
>decent /fit/
>living with parents
>60k in crypto
>20k in stocks
>+100k in savings
>followed parents advice and got into stem
>not really my calling in life
i feel empty inside

>>24331929
Put that savings in crypto, get your money up.

>>24328174
You have spreadsheet of your creampies for the last 7 years, what the actual fuck?

>>24331817
Dang anon, you could start by just dieting to lose weight. I wouldn't worry about comparing yourself to your peers. At 27, some are probably already multimillionaires and some are probably just finishing grad school and are in an even worse shape financially than you. The important part is you're still young. You can take 20 years to get rich and you'll still be under 50 with plenty of time to fuck around with your money still. You'll make it, you just have to start now

>>24331929
you dweebs should send me some money and live vicariously thru me. ill post weekly updates

>>24321503
>He would of just turned into another Elliot Rodger anyway
but he would be yours. nobody cares about your existence when you get old.

>>24316600
Living the dream. Move to southeast asia for a never-ending supply of 18 year old prostitutes to bang.

>>24329476

In my experience, if you're a mid-30ds dude, in decently good shape, socially competent and financially successful, people will cut you a LOT of slack for not having a wife/kids.

I'm looking at houses now and every realtor says something like "You want this big a house just for yourself?" and I just say "I like my space" and that's all that ever needs to be said. It's kind of a dick thing to acknowledge, but it's true — when you drive a $50k car and are looking at $600k+ houses, there's no pressure to rationalize or justify your lifestyle to people. In fact, I think that if you achieve that level of material success and are still worrying about what other people think, that's tragic because it means you will probably never be happy.

>23
>no wife, no gf, no kids
>live by myself in small apartment
>0 in crypto
>0 in stocks
>10k in the bank
>12.5k debt
>2k in company 401k
>65k/year stem job

Things are going pretty well. I’ve learned a lot about myself this year, and I’m on the road being at peace with myself

>>24331690

There's one shemale that is posted constatly on /gif/ that fucked me years and years ago (huge dick).

I get mixed feelings about it.

>>24316600
Add some API3 to your portfolio, girlfriends airdropped in December.

>29
>No kids
>Medical resident in shittiest part of the country
>GF of 6 months is 6/10 Jewish girl with decent sense of humor
>340k of debt
>3k in stocks with 9.5% returns in last 2 months

Feels weird man

>>24326717
The dude has 5 kids by 3 different women, of course they're gonna grow up with daddy issues. Why would he give a shit about them if he has no problem knocking up a bunch of girls at once?

>>24316600

So, what you are saying is that you have a very average income for a STEM graduate and are trying to brag about savings a lot of STEM graduates have at 26.

In short, your post reads like you are proud of your accomplishments, but they aren't bringing you happiness.

As someone in a similar situation - your accomplishments...you have none. You have a baseline. Don't kid yourself. Not even trolling.

>>24319981

You made it.

>>24320329

Good job. Though I genuinely have a hard time believing this:

>9/10 gym Chad

If you had this, you wouldn't be paying regardless of what you are going to say.

im lost why everyone cares about having a gf?
I had one and honestly I feel better without her lol

What can you say about duckdao.io?

Please, take a look and share your opinion about their Crypto Incubator and investment system. Want to take part but try to find more info about it

>90k in bank
>40k in stocks
>1k in crypto
>23 year old boomer
I might as well kms

>>24326782
I knew I wasn't alone, based brasileiro. I use Google Keep however.

>>24334240
Literally me except for no crypto/stocks

You should invest more fren

>>24333001
He is quite well off but very generous with his time/money/support. Let a family-friends daughter stay there after her rehab for some months, help get a job etc.

I think he's pretty happy with his choices but who really knows.

>>24316788
Dennis method actually works

>>24316788
>yolanda
Oh no Dennis bros

>>24316600
Bitch ur living the life, wat u bitching about. Let’s fucking trade places if u wanna or just send me half ur income if u feel it’s not making u happy. I promise I’ll use it wisely, maybe buy some alts, albt, BTC. Presneq thos bitches r also making some big moves recently. I’ll also maybe buy a car but like an Audi, so not something too expensive, wouldn’t want to waste ur money, just let me know where to send my banking details

>>24316600
Listen here idiot, 150k in stocks, u fucking mad or what.

Invest in defi companies, these madhirs are gonna takeover, Ramp is my bitch, go put some of ur money in their vaults, so they can create a masterpiece n share the wealth with users. Don’t be fucking stingy, invest, don’t be shy

>>24316623
Boy pls, those numbers are overstated
Don’t worry about gf, go make money, build urself up, n the chicks will pour in.
Tell them u got Ramp tokens, they’ll be in ur bed every night. Chicks love investments, well desu who doesn’t, investing is how we become rich

>>24316600
So rich but still dumb

Such a shame

Where’s ur token wealth, this fucker doesn’t own Ramp, Oro, ether, link, ocean,
He only got btc

Bitch, don’t put all ur eggs in one coin.

Wat an ass

>>24316812
only poor people and retards consider day trading a viable career path. if you have a stable job paying 100-150k, then moving to day trading would be the most massive step down you could take

>>24316600
Complaining about being rich, the fuck wrong with u.

We out here investing all we have in alts, n all the fomo in defi, ramp , spiderdao n other money makers just to make money.

N u like one ungrateful cake, sad cause u don’t have a wife.

Trust me being single is much better, don’t be A cake, just have fun, buy a yacht !

>>24335319
mgtow pill is the only true path. but im not talking about not the faggy incel mgtow where they can't stop complaining about women, i mean TRUE mgtow where you just don't care about or think about women. i've had 2 long term gfs, and have no intention of having another relationship at this point

>>24316600
Waiting for one last 10x so you can start your life anon.

>>24335319
>>24336492
same brothers, I just think its not for me

>>24316623
>>24316600
Never ever forget purpose is exponential more important than happiness. Never abandon your goals. The moment you do you will experience a kind of inner death. purpose comes from with in. You need to build a “sense of urgency” with in, then it will all come to you.

>>24324987
you are a meme. why can't you breed? why are you so infertile?

>>24336492
>>24336546
>>24335319
What is wrong with you people? Were there no children at your last family gathering? You are all gambling addicts. Have kids, you are literally biologically wired to do it. You will find happiness this way. Everyone I know with kids is happy and everyone who doesn't is in some "muh existential crisis" I swear you people are retarded, even the low IQs understand this

>>24316675
No man can remember his own birthday after 10 years or what he had for lunch is after 4 hours afterwards, if I remember correctly.

>>24336942
i make 130k in a comfy dev job and have no debt. i have over 200k in crypto and that's just side income, I live completely off my salary. also everyone i know with kids is fucking miserable and is one hard financial crisis away from suicide. you're right, the low IQ retards do love having kids

>>24337019
Congrats, you will live an empty life and contribute to global africanization because you are afraid of losing your shekels and chuck-e-cheese internet tokens. Well done.

>>24337138
i just finished telling you I don't need any of the crypto income i have, NPC. i guess i should have known you are incapable of deviating from your talking points. and trust me, you'll need your shekels wayyy more than i will if you plan on having kids

>>24337195
I have 3 kids, they are the light of my life. I will have many more, my wife home schools them. I just had thanksgiving and they had a blast playing with their cousins. You will never understand that type of joy. You will always be underdeveloped if you don't breed. You are just the way they want you. You will eat the bugs and live in a pod.

>>24337195
hey anon
i've lost all my money betting on trump instead of just holding kleros
what can i do for you to help me out?

>>24337279
trump is a greasy faggot and you can hang yourself off a bridge to help me out

>>24316600
>39
>divorced
>1 kid I abandoned
>$130k in crypto
>University lecturer
Don't know wtf I'm doing

>27
>still at home
>200 in bank account
>116k in crypto
>no, gf but this girl won’t stop talking to me.
>She seem really interested in me.
>Scared to make a move.
>scared she’ll move on
I’m just nervous because I don’t really have shit to offer her. She already has a home and a good job. Maybe she feels like she doesn’t have someone in her life? Idk, I think I’m going to suck it up and just go for it. What’s the worst that can happen? She says no?

>>24337319
he is a fagg but was a no brainer probably less than 3 hours into the election

>>24337353
more instead of less*

>>24326782
>I fucked 122 women
Come on dude. I've fucked about 150 to 170 women. 40% hookers. Are you literally a far-spectrum autist? How do you know exactly 122?

>>24316600
>32
>yes wife, 1 kid, +wife pregnant
>live at parents huge house
>no job
>no money
>no stocks
>no crypto
>govement gives me $300 month which I spend on prune juice apple juice some candy few takeaways...
>WTF AM I FUCKIN AISHFAISHFLAKSHGA:SLG DOING?

is it good to try duckdao.io, found post about their crypto incubator and long-term investment model? Seems profitable but want to know your opinion

>>24337374
it's the year 2020 so he used 1"22" based on numerology or he is just a lying fagg

>>24337271
How old are you?

>>24337271
>they are the light of my life
this guy must be christian

>>24337432
not into semitic desert cults

>>24337482
not a fan of abraham

>>24316623
What college did you go to? I need to find sluts like this bro.

>>24337374
I kept a excel spreadsheet of every sexual encounter ever
I counted 2406 Vaginal creampies since 2013 January 9 2013
I'm a Cis guy
40% hookers / 40% FWB 20% Relayshunsherps

>>24316788
Who is Dennis? Tell me more

>27
>graduated engineer this year
>3k bank most it a corona loan
>7k in crypto
>never had gf, could get laid multiple times if i think back college years etc. but was to autistic liked gaming and watching anime more.
> Reduced jerking off, have my lust in control only jerk off 1-2 times a year to see if it still works.
>not sure if i should marry etc. since the fucken world is going to fucken shit.
> i like boxing won a match, applied for a second one but trainer died and corona came along
> no work gonna start searching soon.
> training my body 5 days a week
> got into yugioh again dont play games on pc anymore
> still watch anime.

>>24316600
>30 years old
>no stocks, no crypto, shitty salary
>18 years old bisexual masochist girlfriend
>loving family and friends
I dunno, I wish I had your financial stability, but on the other hand I consider myself blessed for what I have, and from the looks of it you would like to be in my place.

Guess it is as they say, money does not buy you happiness.

>>24317363
Holy shit don’t buy a house cash, that is dumb. Don’t dump all your Capitol in real estate, every major country has a first time home buying loan from gov with low rates. Don’t be a dumb ass and tie up 100k plus cash that you could invest with. Fucking amateurs.

>>24337271
im not willing to pass my mental disorder onto offspring. i have fought through it well enough myself but it's not something i wish upon anyone else

>>24316691
Women love a guy who moans about his lot in life. Really. You'll have them eating out of your hands, faggot.
Now you ready for some real advice? You've made enough money, you have enough squirreled away to live off for a good amount of time. Quit your job, and go do something. Travel, a lot. You need confidence that is only gained through living like a man, not a mong who cries about the path he's chosen. Or, you can keep complaining about your car, and lack of real substance in your life, and eventually, hopefully, kys so the rest of us can have some peace.

>>24316600
>26
>still live with loving parents
>have had literally more than a dozen girlfriends, ons + flings in my life
>+$100k crypto invested
>have a 80% monthly saving rate
>comfy dev job +$70k year salary
>will keep living with mommy until 28-9ish.. move out rich and get a qt gf
Life is good friends

>>24334941
>340k of debt
please be joking

yo bros how to get gf or wife? i see alot of nice ladies in the gym. Should one just approach randomly? What the fuck should i say? Scared of embarrassment bros

>>24316623
Same except I live on my own and I've never fucked

>>24338077
Get over the fear by experiencing the embarrassment. It's not that bad, and you can't learn without trying. You will be rejected once or twice, but it's fine. Learn and grow, but do not let the rejection turn you into a doomer.

>>24319947
Learn Spanish, go to Cuba bring back mullatta gf with big tits and ass.

>>24316600
>100k in salary

what do you do my frend

>>24319947
>has 6 digits income
>over half a million in net worth
>lives in a fucking 1 bedroom apartment
What the fuck? Why don't you invest in a house? You surely can afford one!

Also, you need to be truly autistic to think you will die alone even though you have that much fucking money, you could easily get a smoking hot sugar baby with your income, or even find a gf that is not a total gold digger if you just look a bit, you can't possibly be this ugly or socially inept to fail!

>>24320231
No bro, too late. Feels bad man.

>>24337863

Investment < A place of your own to live in

A house is a fucking game changer of your life, if you have the chance to buy one outright, take it

>>24316600
>28
>Kv
>high functioning mentalcell
>150k net worth mostly cash
>considering investing heavily in China
>91k salary and potential promotion coming up
>barely notice the loneliness anymore

I should just get a passport and travel to Bangkok like the memes say desu

>>24338490

How? You have one more giant hassle to take care of? House is just a boomer status symbol

>>24334941
>Now you ready for some real advice? You've made enough money, you have enough squirreled away to live off for a good amount of time. Quit your job, and go do something. Travel, a lot. You need confidence that is only gained through living like a man, not a mong who cries about the path he's chosen. Or, you can keep complaining about your car, and lack of real substance in your life, and eventually, hopefully, kys so the rest of us can have some peace.


wow. thats alot of debt.

>>24338435
I know I'll find someone here or abroad eventually. I'm just being melodramatic.
And I haven't bought a house yet because my rent is only $1,000. 90% of my discretionary income has been going to buying stocks and crypto. I'm really thinking about buying a house next year though.

>>24338711

It's a place of your own to live in, how is that a boomer status symbol? Is renting better? Or living with family?

>>24316600
> 33
> 1.9 mn usd in crypto
> 700k in stonks
> 100k cash
> 175k salary
> fucked ~ 90 girls

No larp.
Dont know what to do anymore. Feels like i finished the game of life, the only thing missing is to create a family but idk if thats what i want.

>>24338959
That's what I would consider in that position - leaves me actual close relatives to speak to by the time I'm in my 60s. I'd hate myself if I'd have to pretend my nephews are somehow equivalent to sons.

>>24325331
based af

>>24338846

No, you have to buy a house, alternatives are even worse. Doesn't mean it solves anything and it's a giant pita. Where do you buy, maintaining it... sheeeeit.

>>24319981
Can totally relate. Made millions in crypto, which fucked my dopamine. Coke, prostitutes, travel, job success, all pales in comparison.
The only comparable thing to making x10 or more in crypto is the early phase of a new relationship, or the first time you get a new hot chick into bed. Idk. Making money fucked my dopamine levels.

>>24338959
You're nowhere near close finishing the game but you do have the resources to start a bunch of sidequests. What is holding you from starting a business, a hobby, a trip? With that kinda money Id be pretty comfy just investing everything long term, travelling the world to paint plein air and bang some artsy qts

>>24339158

gonna need to see that chip to let you travel tho

>>24316746

>Falling for the kids meme

A L I M O N Y
L
I
M
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N
Y


Enjoy every single cent of your income being hoovered up faggot.

>>24338959
What's different:
> Mom was on the dick carousel
> Dad was a pussy slayer

You're not finding fulfillment in founding a family if you're pathologically keeping track of your sexual relationships

>>24337821
>>18 years old bisexual masochist girlfriend
Where get?

>>24320231
>Im at 15, will i make it
Depends, how much money did your grandma leave for you in her inheritance? If you invest it wisely now you could make it, but if you fuck it up you are over!

You should start studying, and study well.
>>24339659
>Where get?
Brazil

>>24316623
At least you’ve had sex. I’m 26 and will die a virgin. I usually don’t think about it too much. It used to really hurt when I was in college, but I guess I’ve learned to accept it.

>>24339659
Not even joking you can buy a qt 18 yr old puss at Loveme.com or rosebrides

>>24339820
I did not buy her, did not pay a single cent for it and started dating her when she was 16, which is legal here since the age of consent is 14.

I got to say, life is not perfect, but it is pretty sweet.

>>24316600
>35
>Wife
>2 kids
>£15k in cash
>£30k in stocks
>£300k in property
>£140k debt (mortgages)
>£18 (not k, literally 18) in crypto
>£12 an hour wagie

>>24316600
listen man you have it better than you think you do.
you have the freedom to do whatever you want to do when u want to do it.
ive had a gf ever since i was 14 up until i turned 32.
been with more than 60 women until i hit my 30s i began realizing that countless women had made me miserable, so i decided to just be single.
happier than ive ever been and doing whatever i want to do.
crypto rich, meme rich, and at the peak of this cycle selling off several million into stables and starting a 3d printed house construction company.

the freedom that being single provides a man with is nothing short of priceless. never forget my post anon, it could be the difference between losing half of your networth in a divorce rape.

>>24320142
sweet summer child

look up rent rates in sf, boston, etc

i make 300k a year but i'm basically forced into renting 2600 a month because of the cost of living and the area

>>24320214
>6'3
so jealous, this is literally all you need and it's actually bullshit

>t. smart, top 3 school, multiple degrees, mid six figure income, near million nw, but manlet

i still fucked my fair share of girls in college but if i was tall i'd probably have laid 4x more women

>>24320329
>Drive $112,000 Merc, $400,000 in bank, $50,000 in crypto
this sounds retarded anon, no one cares what you drive, but 112k in bitcoin would make you insanely rich in 5+ years

>>24321432
shut up retard, a fetus is just a bunch of cells, just a bit more than the ones that make up your brain you fucking dipshit

>>24331565
incredibly retarded and based

>>24332157
>nobody cares about your existence when you get old.
nobody cares about your existence now faggot

>>24340138
Being a manlet is not what ios preventing you from having sex, being an insecure, socially inept introvert is.

So, stop being a fucking insecure introvert and learn some social skills.

>>24320329
>Drive $112,000 Merc, $400,000 in bank, $50,000 in crypto
this sounds retarded anon, no one cares what you drive, but 112k in bitcoin would make you insanely rich in 5+ years

>>24321432
shut up retard, a fetus is just a bunch of cells, just a bit more than the ones that make up your brain you fucking dipshit

>>24331565
incredibly retarded and based

>>24332157
>nobody cares about your existence when you get old.
nobody cares about your existence now faggot

>>24340303
i never said i had problems having sex faggot, read harder. i still had around 20 partners in college

had multiple long term girlfriends too

just saying i would've had MORE sex if i was taller, and this is a fact. i had tall friends intro to women literally saying nothing at all and they'd start making out. i had to work a lot harder, but i still got it in

>>24340343
>i had tall friends intro to women literally saying nothing at all and they'd start making out.
It is hardly about the height, it is more about body language. But then again im 1,86m tall, so im probrably twice your size or something.

>>24338012
Medical school and losing a house after a bad car accident where I had to take 8 months off work

Set to make 270-340k/year pretax in 2024. I know I can pay it off but fuck.

>>24334941
>6/10 Jewish girl with decent sense of humor
Jewish girls are so fine desu, but yeah most of them are so fucking boring

dated one girl in college that was wife material (cute, stacked, fit) but had the shittiest sense of humor ever and was just awkward in this annoying way in general

>>24316600
You're not alone anon.

>34
>no wife, no gf, no kids
>have my own townhouse since fall 2016
>67k salary
>60k in stocks
>148k left on mortgage

You'll be fine. I feel you on the no gf part. Dating sucks. I've been on dates with 126 different girls over the past decade and nothing has amounted to a real relationship.

Don't most people live at home?

>>24319273
Find a gf now bro, don’t wait.

>>24317067
I'm making 100k annually. I live at home.

Why? So that I can actually keep some of that money and not give it out on ridiculous living expenses?

I will be retired by 30, keep on waging wagie.

>>24316600
>32
>no wife, no gf, no kids
>never even had a friend who was a girl
>virgin
>15k in crypto
>50k in stocks
>100k+ working from home
It's never going to get better.

>>24340321
>nobody cares about your existence now faggot

DANGEROUSLY BASED HAHA

>>24316600
>no wife, no gf, no kids
I'd say you're living the life. No one is spending your money.
It sound like your health is bad. Go to the gym and make it part of your routine. I will say this when it comes to exercise. You NEED your own custom routine.
>posture is shit?
Stretch it everyday. neck as well.
>im fat?
Change diet and do water fasting
>want to grow muscles and have a sculpting body?
take the calisthenicspill and do compound exercises.

>I'm balding?
mix coconut oil with rosemary oil and ecklonia cava extract, and use a dermaroller. Natural stuff.
>I don't have friends?
You never wanted them. Find a hobby, like guns or niche sports, and find aquaintances through those places.

I'm 25. You have just enough money to keep it growing and retire later on. Keep taking the antinatalistpill and don't let a leeching whore ruin you. You'd be surprised how common it actually happens.

>>24316672
this

>>24340321
>a fetus is just a bunch of cells
kys you fucking bunch of cells

>>24316600
Get more crypto man. It's something to live for

>>24326782
Nice.

>>24343580
yeah but i actually have a functioning brain you fucking retard

i bet your faggot ass is just tied to abortion because of your stupid religious beliefs. fucking neet loser

>38
>no wife, no kids
>I've fucked 100's of girls but haven't had sex in 2 years
>90k in crypto
>make around 45k a year after taxes
>rent 1000 sq ft duplex

>>24337863
this

work off other people’s money

>>24319273
>>lives in japan

Tell me your secrets senpai, I lived there while I was in the military and have been trying to move back ever since.

>>24319947
Go back to Africa and be king nigger. I dont know how it works but there are probably some African nations that will give you citizenship just for investing and for being black.
Start your new life black anon, conquer the Dark Continent

>>24320073
SQUATZ AND OATZ

>>24344423
My parents are Nigerian. I could 100% go back there to live in relative luxury off of what I have now. But I'm not attracted to Black women. The weather is too fucking hot and the cost of living there is more expensive than Southeast Asia. If I'm still lonely at age 38, I'll quit my job and move to Thailand.

>>24316746
Bruh, cuckquean stuff is hot as fuck.

>>24316600
whatever you want

>>24344605
>>southeast Asia
Do it now. Why wait? Have a goal and go for it, and if you fail ,die happy knowing you have it all.
Thailand is pretty shit, girls are hot though.
Philippines is ok, girls are meh though.
Never been to Cambodia or vietnam.
Its time for a vacation anon, go backpacking or something.

>tfw started slamming this korean chick I met through a dating app

Now I have terminal yellow fever, bros.

>>24319901
you sound like an absolute narcissist

>>24316600
>100k salary
>live at home
Do you have a sick parent or something? Money is just numbers until you actually do something with it.

>>24321694
I revealed my power level and opinions about covid, election fraud, jews, holoshmox, niggers etc...
One of them hasnt abandoned everyone in the squad because hes a simp and used me as a scapegoat since i called him out on it every possible occasion, the other just despises me as a person, along with politics

Somebody please explain this to me I’m retarded

>Let’s say I have $1000 dollars in “4chan stock”
>stock rises 10% everyday for 30 days
>I will now have $17,000?

Seems too good to be true

>>24345224
10% per day is a yearly return of 1283305580313351%.

>>24345360
Ok, but is this projection correct? $1000 x 10% everyday for 30 days is 17,000?

>>24345387
Yes. Keep that up for a a year and you'll have $1283305580313352696.90.

Why aren't you guys on the gme train.

>>24345455
Hey anon

So I have 100,000 in Tesla and it goes up 10 percent everyday for a month for a total of 300% I’m gonna have almost 2 million not $300,000?

>>24316675
gentlemen stop counting after 300

>>24345455
Because it already left the station anon. We don’t want your bags

>>24316600
Where I work I get to hang with boomers and they have a miserable life too. Basically they're happy with their families, but wished they could do their own shit and have no ball and chain attached. They always tell me 'not to get married, unless I'm absolutely sure i want a family.'

You can go out and date, have fun and friends, stop being a moppy faggot.