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24306986 No.24306986 [Reply] [Original]

>at the dinner table with family
>my cousin is a smug motherfucker
>"So, anon, did those bitcoins make you a billionaire yet?"
>entire fucking table starts laughing at me, and I haven't even said a word all meal
>mumble "fucking normies" under my breath
>uncle snarkily goes "it's okay to cry kiddo"
>laughter erupts again
>yell "FUCKING NORMAL FAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD" as I jump up from the table, bawling my eyes out
>Run into the bathroom but not before taking the entire turkey with me

They've been knocking on the bathroom door claiming they're sorry and begging me to rejoin their meal, but I know it's just because they're afraid I'm eating the entire turkey since I'm a fat fuck.

How's your Thanksgiving been, anons?

>> No.24307130

holy kek OP
they baited you like a motherfucker

>> No.24307151

1/10 larp

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>>24307130

>> No.24307266
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>>24306986
kek, quality greentext OP, believable for a biz autist

>> No.24307307

>>24306986
Based

>> No.24307348

Eat what you can and flush the rest down the toilet. Keep us posted.

>> No.24307372
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>>24306986
I hope you eat that turkey whole.
You've earned it

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>>24307266
>>24307307
>>24307348
>>24307372
I wont let you down

>> No.24307648

>>24307151
This

>> No.24307693

>>24306986
fake since BTC is at 16k

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>>24306986

>> No.24307758

>>24306986
yfw it's op's house and he paid for all the food