/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bought a dog to save money on hookers

What a sad life, all just to see slightly bigger number in bank account.

I've literally never had a struggle for money in my entire life.

>>24284141
Neither have I. I'm just a junkie

>>24283660
Had to borrow money to make a reup after I moved and went broke being unemployed and having no local clientele. Life is much better now

>>24284141
Same. Thanks mom and dad.

>>24283660
I once asked for twenty dollars to fuck a tranny, then backed out when I was locked in their room.
I'm still in therapy

>>24283660
>piss int the shower/dont flush to save water
i would do that.
but my rental contract include UNLIMITED WATER, and i dont pay for any water.
so i am cool

>>24284258
Did you get your $20 back? You know it's a sin to waste money! KEKEKEKEKEK!

>>24283660
Stealing from Walmart should be 100% on everyone's list. Especially duplicate stuff.

>>24284673
I ain't no thief.

>>24284309
>not running your faucets 24/7 and hoarding water to sell
losing profits

>>24284309
mine includes unlimited AC

>>24283660
Mined Safex.

>>24283660
These are all good.

I'm going to start living out my vehicle to retire early. Wagies will laugh but so will I.

>>24283660
I isolated myself from my parents so they won't ask me for money. My net worth has increased by over $300k this year.

>>24283660
I stole my neighbors internet for over a year. Saved like 700 bucks.

I tickled a pickle for a nickel

>>24283660
I wear a single pair of socks for weeks and never wash them

>>24284309
Make a water generator like an old paddle mill to power your crypto mining rigs.

Kate Hashimoto is cute

>>24283660
>for a while had a routine of taking the little boxes of staples by the free-use computers at hotels
>have dedicated an entire drawer in my fridge to excess condiment packs from fast food restaurants
>a couple times a week I used to go to the supermarket and make a meal out of the various free sample stations
>occasionally, for free entertainment I go to the local ballfield to watch the school teams play even though I have no children. If there's a lot of people sometimes I can slip in and nab a free snack when they pass them out after the game
>sometimes at applebee's I complain that my steak is too rare/well done just because it's their policy to make another but let you keep the old steak too so I take it home in a to-go box

turn off my car engine in drive thru's while waiting. Use overdraft to free up room on my creditcard in bulk so I don't get hit with 50 overdraft purchases and just get hit with 1.

>>24286352
I don't understand what you mean by 'use overdraft', please ELI5

>>24284806
Kek, I usually sit in the shower under water and meditate.
You know those vids with guys under water fall?
That!
>>24285976
Any link? Might be fun to do so.
>>24284985
So, free electricity?

>>24283660
i lived in my car may through September of this year doing nothing but vaping thc and eating canned food, will probably do it again this year because it was unironically comfy and i got the best sleep of my life and got to hike every day. the only issue was internet connection but it was good to be disconnected. by eoy 2021 ill hopefully have enough to just buy my own place instead of rent

>>24284141
Hey one question
How come people who are in these stock images never get in trouble?
Burning United States dollar (damaging money) is considered a felony

I don't believe in frugality, it's a myth that it ever helped anyone.

>>24286515
Why dont u buy one of those camper vans, literally 10x more comfy and only slightly pricier and u can resell once u have enough

>>24286563
Probably prop or fake money

>>24286617
I would think so.
But I swear there are some insta retards that do this with real cash
Can they get in trouble if someone report them?

>>24284673
>>24284691
would never steal from a small business, but pic related should be done by everyone atleast a few times

>>24286666
based

>>24283660
Anon, internet is $25 a month

>>24286662
Not really, they could just say it was a fake dollar. Police couldn't do shit.

>>24286563

That's a myth. It's a felony to destroy money with the goal of manipulating its value (deflation of the currency).

Burning/melting a few bucks for the lulz is perfectly legal.

>>24286780
But isn’t owning, buying or producing counterfeit a felony too?

>>24286793
Well according to the law, burning for any reason is a felony
Doesn’t matter lolz or not

>>24286796
Unless you are a nigger, then of course e you are just an “innocent angel” to media, law and normies

>>24286666
My mother is a white catholic who makes 100k+ a year and she still does this from time to time.

Everyone does it, I think, either intentionally or unintentionally.

>>24283660
mining safex kek

>>24286837
>catholic
>stealing
Oxymoronic momma

>>24286987
She justifies it usually by murmuring something about jews and usury.

>>24286374
I think he knew he was over the limit so he bought a ton of shit he needed at once

>>24286793
I send my money to 0x0000

>>24286515
Why don't you go gold panning if you have a car?

>>24287005
oh, that makes some sense I suppose. Depends on the bank, I think some are progressive based on total with their overdraft fee

>>24284091
For me, it wasn't about saving money really. I stopped using toilet paper because it's not clean. You're basically smearing something the consistency of peanut butter around your butthole with a wad of tissue that leaves lint everywhere. I use a bidet now. It's a hell of a lot cleaner, and I haven't bought toilet paper in years.

>>24287058
I use a bidet, and then shower.

I once sucked a dick for bus fare and then walked

>>24287001
I hope her god accept this “argument”
You know, I read a lot of religious books.
There is a verse in Quran, about people in hell.
They keep telling the angels that they didn’t know better and angels who are there to punish them tell them that they had free will.
Then they say that devil tricked them and it’s his fault.
All of a sudden, devil run to them and tell them, “I didn’t do anything, I didn’t force you, I just give you a choice, I you took it, it’s not my fault, leave me out of it”
Every religion book is filled up with these arbitrary “reasonings” of humans.

>>24286796
Only if you try to use it as currency. There's a need for prop money in movies and performance and such.

>>24287147
She doesn't even really practice.
also tl;dr taking shit way too seriously.

>>24287147
also lost me at mentioning the Quran

>>24287163
Well.
Let’s see who took it seriously
I mean comeon, you said she is catholic (so religious) and that EVEN she steal (means that even religious steals from Walmart with no issue)
Then you said she blames Jews (means that she is conscious she made a mistake and so she start blaming)
She taking it too seriously

>>24287001
Based mom?

>>24287188
I can bring you versus from bible too, but given your mother, she knew about it.
Also, both Muslims and Jews have usuary, but for them it’s ok to give such loans to people who are separate from their religion.
Muslims also can sell pork to non Muslims.
Oh and here is a fun one.
ANY piece of lands that is sold to Muslims for a mosque, is forever a mosque. You can’t EVER exchange it to something else.
(Have fun in 30 years in Europe, where Muslims start to argue that these lands are for Muslims and can’t EVER become anything else, even after they sold them)

>>24287149
Remind me of that joker burning money scene.
I thought those movie sets have permits and such, for having counterfeit

>>24287267
yeah. she's p based.

>>24287294
Counterfeit not needed, look up prop money.

t. drama kid

>>24287334
Then it settles it
Thanks for the red pill

>>24283660
Lived in my car for a few months and showered at the gym after my workouts. Also told my aunt that I was going to take my cousins to get ice cream, then while standing at an intersection I had them hold signs that I made saying we were homeless and needed money for food. We made nearly $100 in one hour. I got them some Coldstone Creamery after

>>24287346
ye.

reminds me of the time someone stole prop money from our prop closet and then came into the store I worked at during the weekends in my off time and tried to use it as cash. caught that nignog out.

>>24287001
Your mum is a retarded commie i would kill her myself if i had the chance

>>24287366
Based and I hope he is nigging in prison, instead of being held as a fucking martyr

>>24287401
Ok rabbi cool it
You better go kill your “chosen” jogger looters first

>>24287401
>catholic
>redpilled
>owns guns
>makes 100k a year
>voted straight repub ticket
>teaches colleges kids about what life is actually like outside their seattle bubble

yeah, sure. yep. we're all commies in my family, have a hammer and sickle hanging behind me as we speak

fuckin smooth brain. You manage a QFC that people do this at, don't you?

>>24287418
nope,funny enough they didn't get him on that. When they gave him a pat down they got him on his heroin.

>>24287455
>drugs
Oh noooooooo they get blacks people for RACIST drug wars
Kek

>>24287505
Still surprised they ever got him for anything considering it was 40 mins outside of seattle, but then again, it was a long time ago and things were a bit different.

>>24287517
Police need prisoners for more shackles off government.
In a country ruled by Jews, everyone will try to cuck government for more., and in a country filled with niggers, that’s not exactly a hard work

>>24287354
lol you monster

>>24287541
yea yeah
but
>Seattle
niggers have committed actual murder here and gotten off pretty light for it.

>>24285731
That pic is unbelievably based.

>>24286563
They aren't burning US dollars. They're burning Federal Reserve Notes.

>>24287562
Ye.
Seattle cops doing their job.
Ofcourse your cucked governer fuck it all up, by increasing the amount you need to still to be considered a felony, make looting not a felony, etc
Not cops fault

>>24287597
It’s still the same thing in eyes of law

>>24287455
>redpilled
>thinks hating jews and believing in usury is redpilled
Ngmi mrs anti-capitalism

>>24287589
I know, peak comfy.

>>24283660
>/g/ ID

>>24283660
At this point in my life the money I would save over a year of doing things like this to save money is 2 days worth of interest, so I'm not worried about it.

>>24287058
How do you use a bidet anon do you just use your hand?

>>24287354
you've beaten everyone in this thread