/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24256892
do it as a business and short yourself 100x

by letting me coom in it first you profit from some massive protein gains

>>24256892
your mom and i are trying to figure that out

thats gay bro unless she has a dick

>>24256892
Can I hire you to lick my gf’s pussy for me? I don’t like the taste

>>24256892
You don't, unless you're a girl charging betas to lick your pussy.

>>24256971

>and I...
Goddam pajeets.
and ME

>>24257134
you stupid illiterate fuclk

>>24257134
LOL retard spotted

>>24257162
ah sir you fell for the classic ruse! I’m afraid you’ve been quite well-trolled and we shall all have a hearty chuckle at your expense, but rest assured our mirth is merely good-natured and a chiding to be more perceptive of such ingenious subterfuge

>>24257134
Me is an object, objects don't figure out things

>>24256892
My girlfriend makes me food after I do

>>24257290
Hot
I think mine is too shy to properly sexually profit from it, I mean I know where the clit is but she seems to prefer fingering or fugging

>>24257134
>>24257220
kek
>>24256892
Stick your whole face in
And then once it's all the way in, stand up
Her vaginal cavity will wrap around your head. Congratulations anon, you just got a free hat.

>>24258063
Finger at the same time as licking. It can take long, but just keep at it

>>24257134
You say "and I" if it because before the verb. You can use "and me" if it comes after the verb.

I hope this is bait.