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I know it's a man, but how many LINK do I need?

>> No.24218954
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10-20 milions link

>> No.24219198
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>>24218954
>10-20 milions link
I guess I need to start doing this fat fuck some favors

>> No.24220241

>fake tits
>no hips just extremely underweight
>pointiest elbows ive ever seen

the real question is, why do you want her?

>> No.24220438
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>>24220241
>the real question is, why do you want her?
you make some good points, maybe this one I can pay for with ETH

>> No.24220486

>>24218846
0.1 link by next year should be enough

>> No.24220507
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>>24218846
Zero. She won't touch any of my linkies

>> No.24220562

>>24218846
>her

>> No.24220585

>>24220438
now we're talkin, dick looks a little small but whatever

>> No.24220791

>>24220507
B-A-S-E-D

>> No.24221057

>>24218846
Bros. The longer I look at her the sadder I get. I don't want to become a wizard. I pray to God I don't become one. Can someone tell me how to fix my mental health. I just can't stop overthinking everything I say and do when I'm around women. Why does my brain have to be so analytical. I've got all this cryptocurrency and wealth (thanks biz) but no one to share it with. I'm so miserable and everyone around me is getting married and is happy trapped in their wage cage for life all while dating a 7 or 8. I'm aware this post is pathetic, but if anyone out there has walked a similar path to me and could give any advice or help, I would be forever thankful.

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>>24220585
>now we're talkin, dick looks a little small but whatever
kek
you made this post worth it anon
godspeed!

>> No.24221407

>>24221057
You are overthinking because you know deep down you don't deserve her. You're too flawed and too ugly. You have to convince your mind to think otherwise to stop this. Also stop watching so much porn.

>> No.24221489

>>24220507
This is the only gmi response

>> No.24221672

>>24221057
If you're actually rich and aren't good looking you'll have to use your money to get women
- buy or rent fancy house
- throw parties in it
- buy or rent large yacht
- throw parties in it
- rent club for private party, pay famous guy to perform
- go to club and get bottle service (women love bottle service)
- hire 8/10 prostitute(s) for your entourage (or just fuck them)

Note that you should be in the $1m+ club before attempting this. If you do this people will start to gravitate towards you, women included.

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>>24221057
I'm becoming a wizard in month.
>>24221672
And I am too much of mild-mannered traditionalist to ever pull this off or want to do this.

>> No.24221873

>>24218846
About 14 link as of now..

Most call girls are around 250$

>> No.24221942

>>24221851
Just become Santa Claus for poor kids abs preserve your virginity

>> No.24221988

>>24220438
why not both?

>> No.24222076

>>24218846
About 20/hr should do it

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>>24221988
>why not both?
sounds like a great idea
we could be a happy family

>> No.24222206

>>24221851
Report back if you actually gain magical powers. Never met someone who’s never fucked anyone else before 30

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>>24220438
not so fast

>> No.24222787

>>24222478
*chefs kiss*

>> No.24222822

>>24218846
That's a guy isn't it?

>> No.24223030
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>>24222478
>not so fast
nice work on the meme anon
I guess if I make the she bear coom, the bull market will continue.

I better get some extra honey to satisfy her.

>> No.24223415

>>24222478
humanuh humanuh humanuh AOOOOOOOOGA

>> No.24223512

>>24221057
>any advice or help
In the amount of time it took you to write this you could have done 15 pushups. Anytime you catch yourself overthinking do pushups/squats to exhaustion. Within 2 weeks your rat lever brain will force you to stop based on this pain reward habit loop. then buy some home dumbells and watch Scooby on YT. Not only will it change your body, it will change your mind as well. Not the answer you want, but the answer that works

>> No.24223523

>>24221672
I don't care how ugly you are, of you're loose with money and having fun, I'm coming over

>> No.24223543

>>24220438
she actually looks like she did a bunch of heroin before this picture. or oxys or something.

definitely high on opiates
id fuck that pussy tho

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>>24223543
>she actually looks like she did a bunch of heroin before this picture. or oxys or something.
>definitely high on opiates
could be fentanyl she bought from George Floyd

>> No.24224048

>>24221057
This is a joke right?

>> No.24224115

>>24223512
By pure chance I've been doing this already for the past week and a bit (I've also been taking cold showers, doing weighted jump rope and no fap) but was considering giving up. I'm by no means overweight or unfit and never have been; since my main issue was always my anxiety which I'm convinced is due to some chemical imbalance in my brain. I'll persevere though for at least 3 weeks and watch the channel you suggested. Thank-you.

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>>24218846
Fakest tits and hips I've ever seen.

1/10
Would not fug

>> No.24224138

>>24221057
send me your money. i will do great things with it and i will tell the government it was a gift

>> No.24224139

>>24222206
you dont, but you get along with despair afterwards

>> No.24224202

>>24221057
Everything is a feedback loop. You've created your own whirlpool of despair.

>> No.24224458

>>24223030
Imagine waking up to this fuuurk

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>>24224458
>Imagine waking up to this fuuurk
yes that would be quite invigorating

>> No.24224693

>>24220438
how much XRP is this worth?

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>>24224693
>how much XRP is this worth?
4
this one would be 11

>> No.24224973

>>24218846
Fake tits and eyelashes
>>24220438
Flat ass and boxy
>>24222478
HUMINA HUMINA WOWOWIWOW SEXY LADY

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>>24224115
>chemical imbalance
Maybe.

Band-aids (not solutions) for getting a few confidence-building wins under your belt.

>Propronolol
if anxiety is from stage fright

>Ashwaghanda
overall feeling of peace, calm

>Phenibut
Careful with this long-term

>Kratom
Stay the fuck away

>NAC
game-changer if your main issue is overthinking,

If you're set in most other areas of life;

Start watching reality TV, Kardashians, TMZ and other inane shit. Trick yourself into actually enjoying it and be able to have fun, light conversations about Real house wifes drama.

Stop all other deep intellectual pursuits. No more, history, mechanics, finance, tech... give up the good stuff for now.

You want to make buddy's with a group of rednecks, start watching sports.

Don't want to be a wizard? Test out above

Looking for a long-term? Become a Mormon. Go to church, not bars.

You don't find health food at the donut store.

Who cares if it's not true or not, life is full of tough choices. good luck

>> No.24225813

>>24224794
this is the perfect body

>> No.24225930

>>24225813
Still no. Yes its nice now but doesnt age well. For me its hourglass frame as my primary requirement in dating.

>> No.24225936

>>24225593
>take opiates
>Start watching reality TV
>Stop all other deep intellectual pursuits
>start watching sports

kek
if you need to do these things just to get laid, it's not worth it.

>> No.24226077

>>24222478
daaaamn Bobo looks like THAT?!

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>>24218846
FUCK I JUST CAME. SHE HAS THR STOMACH OF A 7 YEAR OLD BOY

>> No.24226241

>>24225813
I will simp for Carlie Jo any day.

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>>24225936
COPE harder. Your AI companion cares anon.

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>>24224973
>Fake tits and eyelashes
true, no link for her
>>24224973
>Flat ass and boxy
? based x-ray visioned anon
>>24225813
>this is the perfect body
yeah she's nice

>> No.24227102

>>24221057
Check out a YT channel , called Todd V Dating, he'll get you sorted . You're welcome !

>> No.24227131

>>24218846
unironically disgusting

>> No.24227192

>>24227102
>Unironically peddling PUA horseshit in 2021
y i k e s

>> No.24227340

>>24227192
>t. virgin incel

>> No.24227418

>>24226595
who is this sminem demon

>> No.24227870
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>>24227418
>who is this sminem demon
kek
you think she's gross?
I find her attractive, if she's related to sminem then I guess she could pump my bags too

Her imagine the perfect face of your choice for this lady

>> No.24227917

>>24227870
No nigga, I was asking for sauce

>> No.24227992

>>24227340
You will never be a chad, retardo.

>> No.24228380

>>24221851
based wizard, stay strong, fren. We're definitely going to make it.

>> No.24228400
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>>24227917
>No nigga, I was asking for sauce
https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/599740/kimberley-garner-suffers-the-ultimate-wardrobe-malfunction-as-she-bares-all
Kimberley Garner

>> No.24229020

>>24218846
Fuck I wish I could blast my seed into her pussy.

>> No.24229268

>>24228400
based ty

>> No.24229386

>>24221851
AMEN, less than two years away

>>24221057
Fuck everything, we failed at the normie life, double down on the /biz/ one. We're going to fucking make it and the Schwab gang will lead us to eat. The great reset is ours. Buy LINK.

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>>24229268
>based ty
you're welcome
fyi, use bing image search

>> No.24229863

>>24223543
so you're saying she's easy to sleep with then?

>> No.24230097

TOO MANY THOTS ITT IM GUNNA COOOOOM

>> No.24230576
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>>24218846
went looking for source and found this image LOL

>> No.24230654

>>24221057
i have thesame problem. I'm extremely lucky I'm blessed in the looks department, I'm basically chad with major anxiety disorder

>> No.24231153

>>24221057
dude the future will be full of leftover women (30+ that actual chads dont want to start a family with).

many of them wont be femnazi but were just lied to in that they should wait with having children and they didn't understand that their bodies can't wait. what i'm saying is that by the time you get into your 30s you could probably lose your virginity easily as long as you pick someone your own age.

>> No.24231310

>>24230576
Ok who is she tho?

>> No.24231456

>>24231310
i stopped looking but let me look again

ok her name seems to be Caroline Einhoff
https://fitnudegirls.com/caroline-einhoff-nude/

>> No.24231643

>>24223512
Based, literally OP
Also piss yourself alone a couple of times

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how many link for this?