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Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:01:19 2020 No.24198221 [DELETED]

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>New GF
>Meet her family
>Aunts name is Janice
>Everyone calls her Janny

How do I not fuck this up? I really like her...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:02:28 2020 No.24198257 >>24198221 Drop some food on the floor and tell her to clean it up(for free)

Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:04:34 2020 No.24198301

>Mom is the type to try to keep up with trends, and shit sometimes is cringey but mostly wholesome
>Start saying based around her
>She asks what it means
>I tell her it's when something is cool or really nice
>She starts calling things based all the time
>Greets me by asking "How is my based young man doing"
>The other day I overheard her and her friends saying it

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:04:36 2020 No.24198302 fuck janny

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:05:15 2020 No.24198316 fuck aunty

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:06:23 2020 No.24198352 Just don't be weird about it. I call the pajeet at the convenience store "sir" and he doesn't mind at all

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:06:46 2020 No.24198363 >>24198221 Shit and piss on the living room floor and throw some of it at her. Then politely ask her to clean it up for free.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:07:26 2020 No.24198381 >>24198301 That's cute anon. You're mother sounds sweet

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:07:27 2020 No.24198382 >>24198301 ngl i want someone to call me a based young man at least once in my life now

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:07:30 2020 No.24198386 >>24198301 Hehe

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:07:47 2020 No.24198393 >>24198301 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:08:20 2020 No.24198408 >>24198301 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:08:30 2020 No.24198413 >>24198301 based MILFs any pics?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:08:33 2020 No.24198415 >>24198221 well at least she's not named Tranice >>24198301 kek hope this is real

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:08:40 2020 No.24198417 >>24198301 based if true

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:08:56 2020 No.24198426 >>24198301 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:09:16 2020 No.24198435 >>24198301 fucking kekked out loud when i read the second to last line.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:09:34 2020 No.24198441 >>24198221 shout at the top of your lungs >FUCK NIGGERS >FUCK KIKES >FUCK JANNIES she'll think it's funny trust me lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:10:07 2020 No.24198469 >>24198301 lmao pretty wholesome

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:10:33 2020 No.24198486 based as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:10:46 2020 No.24198490 File: 15 KB, 409x509, 3321DA61-B226-4252-971A-77D555D01AF1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24198301

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:11:07 2020 No.24198502 >>24198301 based mom

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:11:29 2020 No.24198506 >>24198221 shes monitoring this rn abort mission

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:12:17 2020 No.24198527 >>24198301 AHHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:12:20 2020 No.24198528 >>24198221 fuck janny, obviously

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:12:23 2020 No.24198533 File: 22 KB, 400x400, 1605902631590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24198382 You are a based young man, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:12:29 2020 No.24198536 >>24198352 Holy shit thats funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:14:25 2020 No.24198585 >>24198352 Why are indians so funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:16:34 2020 No.24198647 >>24198536 >>24198585 I'm just being polite, I'm not snickering at him when I say it. It is funny as fuck though sometimes he calls me sir back

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:20:32 2020 No.24198753 >>24198221 I dont envy you OP. We all know its going to happen. Just enjoy it while you can.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:21:57 2020 No.24198784 >>24198221 Have you tried being less autistic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:22:09 2020 No.24198790 >>24198352 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:22:25 2020 No.24198797 >>24198301 very based

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:26:27 2020 No.24198916 >>24198301 based mom

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:31:53 2020 No.24199097 File: 497 KB, 960x951, 1592094766821.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24198533 thanks anon, now i've really made it

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:32:50 2020 No.24199132 >>24198301 BASED/10.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:36:24 2020 No.24199236 >>24198352 oh man its been awhile since I've actually laughed. thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:58:52 2020 No.24199826 >>24198647 Kek he doesnt actually get the reference does he?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 22:26:39 2020 No.24200494 >>24198221 How did you meet your GF, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 22:27:57 2020 No.24200531 >>24198221 FUCK YOU JANNY!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 22:31:01 2020 No.24200605 File: 2.74 MB, 576x1024, sneed.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give her the sneed

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 22:31:24 2020 No.24200620 >>24199826 I don't think he does, they literally do call each other sir all the time it's not seen as ironic or joking

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 22:35:48 2020 No.24200732 I'd struggle OP, you should deliberately spill something and wait for someone to ask janny to clean it up. If you can get through that without a giggle you'll be ok.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 22:42:16 2020 No.24200916 >>24198301 Uhh based

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 22:46:02 2020 No.24201026 File: 1.49 MB, 1242x1811, file(2).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24200620 Ask him about the Golden tuktuk ride

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