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24157354 No.24157354 [Reply] [Original]

*TINK TINK TINK*

AHEM,

May I get your attention please? I have a *very* special announcement to make, one you won't forget.

We'll get started in 10 minutes when everybody's here.

>> No.24157439
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Why I do Sir I'm very much looking forward to this announcement. I wonder what it could possibly be

>> No.24157459
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listening

>> No.24157511
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Here

[Posted from my iPhone 11]

>> No.24157529
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>>24157354
Hello?

>> No.24157533
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>>24157354
Hi I'm here for the announcement

>> No.24157543

Go on fine sir.

>> No.24157573
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I wrote a poem to pass the time until you're ready sir

killing niggers i like
i shoot them on sight
kill kill kill killing niggers all night

1 shot to the head
and then they are dead

oh whats that in my pants?
a big big big bone
i got it because
i watched a nigger family die

one last thing i will say
and i will be on my way

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present sirs

>> No.24157623
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>>24157354
sorry im a little late. did i miss anything?

>> No.24157674 [DELETED] 
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greetings

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>>24157354
I'm eager to hear what you have to say

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>>24157354
Oh what is it now Higgins?

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>>24157439
>>24157459
>>24157511
>>24157529
>>24157533
>>24157543
>>24157573
>>24157580
>>24157623
This is a robbery. Put the fucking money in the bag or I'll kill you.
You faggots better not play hero or I'll blow this whole fucking building up. Call the police and I'll start shooting heads, got it? Now everybody get in the corner! NOW!

>> No.24157756

>>24157714
I don't have any fiat fine sir.

>> No.24157757

>>24157714
I want to die

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>>24157714
damn, it's the 3rd time this week

>> No.24157789

>>24157714
OP SAMA I YIELD I WILL GIVE YOU ALL MY BITBEAN

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>>24157714
Pls dont take my xrp

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Okay, that's enough. Thanks for the money you fucking losers!

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>>24157714
I don't think so

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>police there's a crazy meanie with a gun in this thread and he's stealing everyones coins please come help

>> No.24157974

>>24157714
Ok no problem. And after we get the announcement yes?

>> No.24157994
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*rushes to podium*

Gentlemen
*catches breath*
*AHEM*

THIS man >>24157354 is an IMPOSTER.

*murmurs in the crowd*

I have successfully escaped his pathetic kidnapping attempt.

After waking up I could not bear the thought of having my event hijacked by this scum of the earth, who wishes to taint my announcements by promising one and not delivering. A force within me pushed me to overcome my injuries and although still in a roofie induced state by this weak imposter, you will hear the truth.

*audicnece clecnhes to their seats*

Truth will always prevail, and the truth simply is

*AHEM*

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SPICS
And most importantly,
FUCK JANNIES

That is all.

*crowd screams in euphoria while simultaneously hanging niggers and jannies from street lamps*